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Food-Free Fish
With nicely flowing lines and big fins, these glass fish have all the charm of real tropical fish without the constant nagging for food flakes. They'll stand up alone outside the tank, or happily sit at the bottom of the aquarium. Assorted color highlights, about 4" long x 2-1/2" tall, with substantial tails.
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38911 GLASS FISH |
A Hook And A Half
Big hooks for hanging big stuff. The bike hook is a J-shape that’s 8-5/8” long x 3-1/2” across, made from 3/8” dia rubber-coated steel with a 1-1/4” long self-tapping thread. Rated for 75 lbs each. The utility hook is the same but in a squared-off C-shape 5” across x 9-1/2” long. (Think ladders.) Rated for 20 lbs each.
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38899 BIKE HOOK | |
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38900 UTILITY HOOK |
Lens In A Lens
Our cornucopia of Foster Grant® 2X magnifiers all have small, circular 5X lenses imbedded in the larger glass, because sometimes we all need help from a higher power. The lighted magnifier has a 3-3/16" dia acrylic lens with a 3/4" dia window and an incandescent bulb. Measures 8-3/4" long OA and you insert (4) "AA" batteries in the handle. The round magnifier has a 3-1/2" dia lens with a 13/16" dia helper, and measures 7-1/2" long OA. The square magnifier isn't; it's a 3-1/2" x 2" rectangle (so sue us) with a 3/4" dia higher-power lens inset and a light. Measures approx 9" long when opened, but the 4" handle handily folds away for storage. You add a pair of "AAA" batteries.
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38843 LIGHTED MAGNIFIER (A) | |
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38844 ROUND MAGNIFIER (B) | |
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38845 SQUARE LIGHTED MAGNIFIER (C) |
Little Blue Planet
This is a beauty of a tchotchke at a ridiculously small price, if we do say so ourselves. The heavy (almost 2-lb), cobalt-blue glass globe is 3-3/16" dia with the continents etched on the surface. It's mounted on a silver metal stand (that might need a light polish) and has thumbscrews so you can remove the globe. May have a slight wobble when it spins, but then so does the real thing. Comes in a fabric-covered presentation box.
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38913 BLUE GLOBE |
Pasta Con Body Parts
From Goremay Magazine’s Top 100 Slimy Entrées come Chef Mario’s Dining Disasters. Both of these are his stretchghetti creations, and you pick either the plain gooey rubber pasta with (6) floating eyeballs (assorted colors) or the special, the glow-in-the-dark noodles with green free-range worms. Both are served ala carte in a 5” dia bowl. Bon appetito!
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38946 PASTA WITH BODY PARTS | |
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38947 PASTA WITH WORMS |
Just Zip It!
A portable case to transport your DVDs in so you can use your portable DVD player. CDs, too, of course. This is a better-quality case, genuine imitation faux leather, in black and dark brown. Zip closure around three sides, with sleeves for (16) discs inside. Measures 6" x 6-1/2" x 1-1/4" thick.
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38974 DISC CASE |
Soft, Pierced Parts
Nothing says "I'm special" like a nice gooshy severed nose, ear or tongue, pierced with a steel ring. Each of the lovelies is life-sized and colored, with a realistic severed surface, and hangs on a 2" long chain with a spring snap. And it'll be really easy to describe your keys to the valet parker! You'll get (2) different severed, pierced parts, and we'll pick because they are, after all, our organs.
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38991 PIERCED PARTS |
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