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Classic Rock, Not Ballerinas... We love to crank the classic rock—no matter how loud or quiet. That’s why we love these classic, hand-crank music boxes from Kikkerland®, a brand that rocks, in our opinion. These boxes (actually steel...

A New Kind Of Bike Bell... This bell doesn’t ding, it rings. Its unique, triangle-shaped design is matched only by its one-of-a-kind, clear and sustaining single tone that’s sure to alert people of your pedal-powered approach. The bell is a...

No Haircut, Just A Comb... You can’t cut your hair, or anything, with this switchblade-like device because when the “blade” flips out, West Side Story-like, it’s actually a comb. Measures 9” overall when the comb is out,...

COMMON BABY, LIGHT YOUR WINE... We love a good wine label, but nothing makes an empty bottle stand out like these LED string lights. Go ahead—buy the cheap stuff (wine nerds call it “plonk”), and once you’ve polished it off, drop...

Like Rubber Bands, But Easier... We love a good hook-and-loop tie, and these are some of the best we’ve seen lately. From GE®, ties come in (5) assorted colors and measure 6” long x 3/4” wide. You’ll get (10) of them. Wrap...

A Bit Set In Its Ways... Drilling is easy-peasy with this Eazy Power™ (10)-piece 118 machine, high-speed, metallic black drill bit set. Sizes range from 1/16 (which is 1-1/2” long) all the way up to 1/4 (which is 2-1/2” long), and they...

Crimp And Cut Your Baubles... That custom jewelry of yours isn’t going to make itself! Rely on this (3)-pack of plier/cutter tools to help you get the job done. With assorted-color soft grip handles, these really nice 4” long needle-nose,...

Makes A Grate Gift! With this set of compact gratitude cards and notes on the go, you can give gratitude for the gifts you get, or just give this great set as a grate gift itself. You’ll get (10) printed tent cards, (10) envelopes, a...

Drive On, Surpies... We never get tired of high-quality, magnetic-tip screwdrivers. The more, the drivier! These are from Elenco®, and years from now when you’re marveling at their reliability and ease of use, you’ll be glad you took a...

Blue Heelers...Your dogs barking as much as ours were? We calmed them down with this pair of blue massaging gel arch supports. One size fits all, and they absorb shocks and automatically adjust their position. How? No idea, but that’s what the...

Buggin' Out! Let the air in and keep the critters out with this flexible black mesh screen that fits windows up to 59” x 51”. When we say “flexible,” we mean really flexible—like netting. Includes 1/4”-wide...

Who Needs Picasso? One thing we don’t have is a steady hand for edgework, which is why we rely on this 9" long paint brush with 1" bristles with a steady, reliable edge guard attached to it. Edge guard is a piece of white plastic attached to the...

Our Utilitipen... This 5-1/2" long ball point pen is also a utility tool with a 1" pop-out blade, scissors and file. Leave it to a copywriter to assure you that when you’re writing you pretty much always need to cut before you file. Pen barrel is...

Get Cozy And Knit...What says “love” more than knitting someone a cozy (or do you say koozie?) to keep their cheap beer ice cold? A handmade tea cozy is one thing, but this takes knitting up a notch. You’ll get a kit with enough...

Gone Fishin’ And Craftin’...If you fish, you better have this classic spool of premium 80-lb test monofilament fishing line from Eagle Claw® with you when you go. If you don’t fish, this very strong, almost-invisible line is great...

Tiny Lil’ Sponges... These sponges are so lil’ they can’t be called just lil’. We have to call them tiny lil’. Measure 3" x 1-5/8" and can be used to clean solder kits, camping supplies, or dirty dishes. Or as...

Carabiner on Steroids... The color is basic black, but the carabiner is anything but basic, made of 80mm thick aluminum with a threaded barrel lock mechanism. In the classic, ovalish, carabiner shape, it’s great for carrying keys and securing other...

Siiiix Gold-ish, Riiings! You can’t blame the original manufacturer for putting (6) gold rings in a package instead of just (5). If they’d have put (5) in there, they’d get nothing but jokes about the “Twelve Days of...

Nice Set O’ Nut Drivers... We’ve known some crazy chauffeurs through the years, but these tools have nothing to do with them. This (3)-piece of different-size nut drivers from Elenco® includes a 3/16", a 1/4", and a 5/16" head nut...

Green Hands-Free Lamp! The thing about lamp colors is, you can’t really see them—because it’s dark out! This particular iZoom® LED headlamp happens to have lime green highlights, which is nice and naturey, but again, it won’t...

Pocket Jewelry At last, jewelry for your pockets! We weren’t sure how long the universe was going to make us wait. Just to be clear, this jewelry goes on your pockets, not in them. Call it “booty bling” if you have to come with a...

Funner Birthday Candles First of all, if you think “funner” is not a word, it proves you need to be funner. These candles, shaped like luchadores and zombies, with wicks coming out of their noggins, might even be funnest. You pick: the (2)...

You Into Inversion? Sometimes you just need to invert. We do it with these 8-gauge battery inverter cables from InstallGear®. You’ll get (2) of them—(1) black, (1) red—and they’ll each measure 26-1/4" long with 1/4” dia...

DinoScratch: Unearth Dino-Sized Surprises! Calling all junior paleontologists! Unearth a dino-tastic adventure with this excavation kit. Grab the included chisel shaped like a dinosour bone and brush then dig away the outter layers to unveil a hidden...

Crystalize Your Hair, Magically DIY jewelry! Use the colorful, natural—and magic, duh!—crystals in this (17)-piece set to make an impressive crystal barrette and (2) crystal hairpins. Includes (5) pre-drilled crystals, (2) amethyst beads, (1)...

Does Our Writing Make You Hot? No? Well, it makes us hot, which is why we’ve been writing lately with these ultra-cool Fan Pens. Each measures 6-1/4" long x 1/2" dia with an on/off switch that activates a (2)-blade, 2-1/4" x 7/8" fan. Pen barrels...

You can’t keep me out of the cookie jar, but you can slow me down, just like with this 6" tall x 1-3/4" dia plastic container with a locking cap. In elegant dark blue. Holds (5) oz and looks like an old-school cylindrical Pog container. Has a...

Rubbery Mini-Coasters? Before you go jumping to conclusions about these disc, let us just say that they’re made of neoprene foam (aka rubber). We have (2) varieties, all black and flexible, and you pick according to what you need: (10) round,...

This item is straight from Central Casting, a bag of (4) black office-chair casters. Each caster has (2) spinning wheels and swivels 360 degrees, with a locking mechanism that’s especially handy if your office is on a yacht. Wheels are just under...

The Full Spectrum Pen... One pen, ten colors. Develop complicated note-taking systems, or just send colorful hate mail with this 6-1/4" long ballpoint with cartridges in black, orange, dark green, purple, light green, red, brown, magenta, blue and aqua...

Not Literally Spiral Art... The pages of this 5-1/2" x 8-1/2" sketch pad are blank, with no horizontal lines and no spiral ones, either. The binding is spiral, see? Like a spiral notebook? Except these pages are higher-quality, acid-free, recycled art...

Who Me? I Never Make Mistakes... Make as many mistakes as you want, then just erase them away with our classic pink erasers. From E-Z Erase, these are G-90 (No idea what that means) and measure 2-1/4" x 5/8" x 5/16" thick. We'll send you a pack or (6)...

Charge Like a Champ! Just the charging facts. USB 3.0 to "C" 3-foot charging/data cable from the experts at UNITEK. Everything is going "C" connectors so you need to get some today. Transfer those photos and charge your devices. 

These'll Clean Your Pipes Out... They'll clean your tubes and spouts, too, which is what they're really made for. But you could also use them for thin vases and other vessels. They look like oversized pipe cleaners with easy-to-grip plastic handles...

This Flashlight Isn’t Envious, It’s Green... Where’s the dang flashlight when you need it! This classic, all-aluminum, (9)-LED flashlight with a green body, measures 4" long x 1-1/4" dia and is gasketed. Has a rubber, on/off push...

Cut Your Stress In Half... This might be our most convenient stress-relief tool, a 2-3/4" dia x 1-1/2” tall foam half-ball in green with a simple ceramic magnet on the flat side. Stick it to the fridge, where it’ll hold your grocery list, a...

Pencils For The Blender... Keep these 7” long Premium Blender Pencils away from the machine you use to make milkshakes and margaritas. They’re for a different kind of blender—an artist who blends. They’re colorless, see?...

Lil’ Goodyear Tire... Goodyear, Surpies! This actual rubber tire marked “GOODYEAR #1” and “EAGLE” with a round red glass tray in the middle, is great for paperclips, coins, rolls of stamps, pushpins, tacks, tiny parts,...

Be Seen... In the woods where ammo is flying or on your bike where cars are whizzing, you need to be seen, and not in the woke way—in the literal way, like literally, lol! Our Adult Visibility/Hunting Safety Vest is unisex, in classic ultra-visible...

Psychedelic Thoughts Anything you write in this 5-1/2" x 8-1/4" ruled notebook will be totally psychedelic because the front and back hardcovers are like, so far out, you dig what we're saying? Cosmic, even. They're black, super-dark navy and white, like...