Housewares

Standard digital thermometers for people never go out of style. Place this one under the tongue or armpit (or you know where else…eeyeww), and you’ll get a quick, Fahrenheit or Celsius digital read-out. Beeps when it’s ready and has...

Free-Range Soap! OK, maybe it’s not cage-free, but this bar soap is handmade on an Amish farm in Springfield, Missouri, using Abraham Graeber’s family recipe, which contains “no cancer-causing chemicals,” and is vegan, gluten...

These big steel safety pins come in such terrific colors that they're practically jewelry in their own right. They're 4" long in assorted colors, including gold, black and metallic pink, blue and green. Perfect for closing buttonless sweaters and tops or...

Lil’ Measurin’ Shot Glass Technically, this is a diminutive measuring cup, minus the handle, but it sure looks like a shot glass. Called the Mini Measure, it stands approx 2-1/2” tall with a 2” dia mouth tapering down to a...

Like the actual Crimson Tide, the mythical Alabama Tumblers would, in fact, also roll. Regardless of whom you root for, we’ve got lots of beautiful, deep crimson tumblers for your liquid-intake pleasure. These (16)-oz, stainless steel insulated...

Dust Pan For The Dust Bin Seems weird that the Brits call a garbage can a dust bin. But is it any less weird that we call the things you sweep junk off the floor into a dust pan? This is a nice one (as dust pans go), in white metal, curvy and sort of...

We can think of things that are cuter than miniature decorative clothespins, but not many. Our mini clothespins are from Cakewalk™ and you’ll get a package of (20), each approx 2” tall x 1/4” wide, in (4) colors: light blue,...

Why do they call them cheaters when they’re really just readers? We think they should be called losers because we (very clearly) see people misplacing them all the time. That’ll never be a problem for a winner like you since we’ll send...

Tea Candles, Hold The Fire When you don’t want actual flames dancing in your house, pull out these tea light candles, which run on (2) included CR2032 button cell batteries. Just remember to remove the plastic battery saver first. Set the mood...

The Amazing Disappearing Stool Call it the collapse-a-seat, a portable place to park your carcass without having to tote a folding chair around. Measures 10” dia x 2-1/2” thick when collapsed, like a canister of film on its way to a movie...

Jazz Up Your Juice! No matter what ingredients you put in a drink, it’s never as fun as when you sink a light strand in it. This 7-foot strand with (20) soft white lights loves to dive, but is also great for floral arrangements and centerpieces...

Really Regal Robe  This plush, ridiculously soft, polyester, faux fur robe works great straight out of the shower or in a ’70s lounge with your best platform heels. Unisex, like all great robes with two-tone brown collars and cuffs that look...

In several senses. These snazzy cigarette cases are made for the original, unfiltered short smokes (or roll-ups) and measure 3-1/2" square x 3/4" deep, or 3/8” deep per side when open, with those little elastic keeper bands. Quite suitable for...

How’s Your Horn Scratcher? Is it time to replace your combination back scratcher/extra-long shoehorn? We just replaced ours with one of these and our back couldn’t be happier, for both reasons. Measures 19-1/8" long (the tool, not our back),...

You Need A Jarhand Jarhands are nothing like Jarheads, but sometimes there’s not a big strong U.S. Marine on hand to open your stubborn jar. This jar opener measures 5-3/4" long, 2-1/2" wide and 7/8" tall in a sort of oblong “8” shape...

Wine Open It’s not lazy to open wine bottles with a nearly effortless electric wine bottle opener—it’s classy. See the difference? This one’s a beauty, in metallic silver, 1-3/4” dia x 10” tall with a sturdy corkscrew,...

Now you too can have eyes like a wolf impersonating a grandmother when you apply your purple eyeshadow while looking into this 9” tall LED lighted vanity mirror from Atomi, with—wait for it—a built-in Bluetooth speaker, which means you...

The little tyke appeared in 1952, a worried two-year-old looking for a little comfort in a cold world. With Lucy as a big sister, it's hard to blame him. The math never lies--Linus turned 70 this year, and he had to trade in his blue security blanket for...

Nail Clippers For Elite Men... Elite for Men made this set of (2) nail clippers, (1) large and (1) small, though the blue rubber grips make them downright egalitarian—perfect for grooming on that rocky bus ride to the rendering plant! Large clipper...

Which this excellent little travel/desk clock and calender does. Measures 3” tall x 3-1/4” wide with a 1-1/4” square LCD screen framed in translucent dark gray lucite. Has alarm, stop-watch, calendar, and 12/24 format modes. Takes (1)...

You Got a Little Something on your Chin... These bibs are designed to be wipe clean and come in four different styles: Magical Merbaby, Baby Brute, Baby From Mars, and Tattooed Baby. Here are some key features of these bibs: The pack includes 20 bibs, so...

Forget those LED votives—nobody wants to flip a switch in anyone's memory. This is the classic white wax candle, 1-1/8” tall in a clear glass holder that’s 2-1/2” tall x 2” dia. We're lighting a bunch for Charlie Watts, the...

Or at least identify who the gift is from when you put a 4” x 3” photo of yourself in the frame on the cover of this 6-1/2" x 5” x 3” deep box. Top is brushed aluminum, and the black box itself is a matte-finish black plastic. The...

Or lampy flowers, we're not sure. We do know these ceramic lamp finials (the thingees that hold the shade on) are sweetly colored bunches of flowers, about 1" dia x 3" tall. Our each is a box of (4) including (1) each with yellow chrysanthemums, yellow...

From Labcosi, this caddy is for soap, shampoo, conditioner and loofahs. Maybe a razor and shaving cream, too. It’s a (2)-pack of stainless steel shelves for the corner of your shower. Measure approx 11-1/2” x 8 x 1" each, and sort of look...

The flat vase is 10-1/2" tall and made of thin formable plastic, flat enough to keep in a file folder, or to fold and put in your pocket when you're carrying roses somewhere. Fill it with warm water and mold it to the shape you want, empty it and fill it...

We bought these because pandas are such messy eaters. Sorry. We bought these because you love the Kung Fu Panda aesthetic and your dinner service would look marvelous laid out on these placemats, which measure 17" x 11". You'll get (10) mats, at least...