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30 SECOND DIGITAL ORAL THERMOMETER
Standard digital thermometers for people never go out of style. Place this one under the tongue or armpit (or you know where else…eeyeww), and you’ll get a quick, Fahrenheit or Celsius digital read-out. Beeps when it’s ready and has...$3.95$3.95 -
AMISH BAR SOAP IN A PACK OF 5 OF 5 OZ BARS
Free-Range Soap! OK, maybe it’s not cage-free, but this bar soap is handmade on an Amish farm in Springfield, Missouri, using Abraham Graeber’s family recipe, which contains “no cancer-causing chemicals,” and is vegan, gluten...$9.90$9.90 -
BIG PRETTY SAFETY PINS PKG(5)
These big steel safety pins come in such terrific colors that they're practically jewelry in their own right. They're 4" long in assorted colors, including gold, black and metallic pink, blue and green. Perfect for closing buttonless sweaters and tops or...Starting at $5.50Starting at $5.50 -
GRADUATED 1 OUNCE MEASURING GLASS IN OZ/ML/TSP
Lil’ Measurin’ Shot Glass Technically, this is a diminutive measuring cup, minus the handle, but it sure looks like a shot glass. Called the Mini Measure, it stands approx 2-1/2” tall with a 2” dia mouth tapering down to a...$1.95$1.95 -
STAINLESS & CERAMIC TUMBLER
Like the actual Crimson Tide, the mythical Alabama Tumblers would, in fact, also roll. Regardless of whom you root for, we’ve got lots of beautiful, deep crimson tumblers for your liquid-intake pleasure. These (16)-oz, stainless steel insulated...$6.95$6.95 -
WHITE METAL MINI DUSTPAN 8-3/4" WIDE
Dust Pan For The Dust Bin Seems weird that the Brits call a garbage can a dust bin. But is it any less weird that we call the things you sweep junk off the floor into a dust pan? This is a nice one (as dust pans go), in white metal, curvy and sort of...$3.75$3.75Qty in Cart: 0Price:$3.75Subtotal: -
MINI COLORED DECORATIVE CLOTHESPINS
We can think of things that are cuter than miniature decorative clothespins, but not many. Our mini clothespins are from Cakewalk™ and you’ll get a package of (20), each approx 2” tall x 1/4” wide, in (4) colors: light blue,...$2.95$2.95 -
BROOKSTONE BLUE LIGHT FILTERING READER 2PK +1.50
Why do they call them cheaters when they’re really just readers? We think they should be called losers because we (very clearly) see people misplacing them all the time. That’ll never be a problem for a winner like you since we’ll send...Starting at $8.50Starting at $8.50 -
LED TEA LIGHT WARM WHITE 12-PACK
Tea Candles, Hold The Fire When you don’t want actual flames dancing in your house, pull out these tea light candles, which run on (2) included CR2032 button cell batteries. Just remember to remove the plastic battery saver first. Set the mood...$7.95$7.95 -
TELESCOPING PORTABLE LOCKING STOOL WITH STRAP
The Amazing Disappearing Stool Call it the collapse-a-seat, a portable place to park your carcass without having to tote a folding chair around. Measures 10” dia x 2-1/2” thick when collapsed, like a canister of film on its way to a movie...$24.50$24.50 -
LED SOFT WHITE SUBMERSIBLE LIGHT STRING 7' W/BATTS
Jazz Up Your Juice! No matter what ingredients you put in a drink, it’s never as fun as when you sink a light strand in it. This 7-foot strand with (20) soft white lights loves to dive, but is also great for floral arrangements and centerpieces...$3.20$3.20 -
SECRET TREASURES PLUSH REGAL ROBE MEDUIM
Really Regal Robe This plush, ridiculously soft, polyester, faux fur robe works great straight out of the shower or in a ’70s lounge with your best platform heels. Unisex, like all great robes with two-tone brown collars and cuffs that look...$14.50$14.50Qty in Cart: 0Price:$14.50Subtotal: -
MIRRORED CIGARETTE CASES PKG(4)
In several senses. These snazzy cigarette cases are made for the original, unfiltered short smokes (or roll-ups) and measure 3-1/2" square x 3/4" deep, or 3/8” deep per side when open, with those little elastic keeper bands. Quite suitable for...$4.96$4.96Qty in Cart: 0Price:$4.96Subtotal: -
BACK SCRATCHER SHOE HORN 2 IN 1
How’s Your Horn Scratcher? Is it time to replace your combination back scratcher/extra-long shoehorn? We just replaced ours with one of these and our back couldn’t be happier, for both reasons. Measures 19-1/8" long (the tool, not our back),...$3.95$3.95 -
HINGED ALL SIZE JAR OPENER W/BOTTLE OPENER
You Need A Jarhand Jarhands are nothing like Jarheads, but sometimes there’s not a big strong U.S. Marine on hand to open your stubborn jar. This jar opener measures 5-3/4" long, 2-1/2" wide and 7/8" tall in a sort of oblong “8” shape...$3.50$3.50 -
ELECTRIC WINE BOTTLE OPENER FROM UNCLE VINER
Wine Open It’s not lazy to open wine bottles with a nearly effortless electric wine bottle opener—it’s classy. See the difference? This one’s a beauty, in metallic silver, 1-3/4” dia x 10” tall with a sturdy corkscrew,...$14.50$14.50 -
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RECHARGEABLE LED-LIGHTED VANITY MIRROR W/SPEAKER
Now you too can have eyes like a wolf impersonating a grandmother when you apply your purple eyeshadow while looking into this 9” tall LED lighted vanity mirror from Atomi, with—wait for it—a built-in Bluetooth speaker, which means you...$24.95$49.5050% OFF$24.95$49.5050% OFF -
LARGE 68" X 34" SOCIAL SECURITY CARD BLANKET
The little tyke appeared in 1952, a worried two-year-old looking for a little comfort in a cold world. With Lucy as a big sister, it's hard to blame him. The math never lies--Linus turned 70 this year, and he had to trade in his blue security blanket for...$12.50$12.50 -
NAIL CLIPPER SET SMALL AND LARGE BLUE HANDLE
Nail Clippers For Elite Men... Elite for Men made this set of (2) nail clippers, (1) large and (1) small, though the blue rubber grips make them downright egalitarian—perfect for grooming on that rocky bus ride to the rendering plant! Large clipper...$4.50$4.50 -
BATTERY OPERATED TRAVEL/DESK CLOCK
Which this excellent little travel/desk clock and calender does. Measures 3” tall x 3-1/4” wide with a 1-1/4” square LCD screen framed in translucent dark gray lucite. Has alarm, stop-watch, calendar, and 12/24 format modes. Takes (1)...$4.50$4.50 -
SIDESHOW BIBS COMEDY BABY BIB 20PK
You Got a Little Something on your Chin... These bibs are designed to be wipe clean and come in four different styles: Magical Merbaby, Baby Brute, Baby From Mars, and Tattooed Baby. Here are some key features of these bibs: The pack includes 20 bibs, so...$7.50$7.50 -
VOTIVE CANDLES AND GLASS HOLDERS SET PKG(8)
Forget those LED votives—nobody wants to flip a switch in anyone's memory. This is the classic white wax candle, 1-1/8” tall in a clear glass holder that’s 2-1/2” tall x 2” dia. We're lighting a bunch for Charlie Watts, the...$6.95$6.95 -
BRUSHED ALUMINUM PHOTO-FRAME BOX
Or at least identify who the gift is from when you put a 4” x 3” photo of yourself in the frame on the cover of this 6-1/2" x 5” x 3” deep box. Top is brushed aluminum, and the black box itself is a matte-finish black plastic. The...$5.95$5.95 -
BOX OF 4 FLOWER LAMP TOPS
Or lampy flowers, we're not sure. We do know these ceramic lamp finials (the thingees that hold the shade on) are sweetly colored bunches of flowers, about 1" dia x 3" tall. Our each is a box of (4) including (1) each with yellow chrysanthemums, yellow...$1.25$1.25 -
2-SHELF CORNER SHOWER CADDY
From Labcosi, this caddy is for soap, shampoo, conditioner and loofahs. Maybe a razor and shaving cream, too. It’s a (2)-pack of stainless steel shelves for the corner of your shower. Measure approx 11-1/2” x 8 x 1" each, and sort of look...$16.50$16.50 -
FLAT FOLDABLE VASES PKG(3)
The flat vase is 10-1/2" tall and made of thin formable plastic, flat enough to keep in a file folder, or to fold and put in your pocket when you're carrying roses somewhere. Fill it with warm water and mold it to the shape you want, empty it and fill it...$3.25$3.25 -
ASSORTED LAMINATED PANDA PLACEMATS PKG(10)
We bought these because pandas are such messy eaters. Sorry. We bought these because you love the Kung Fu Panda aesthetic and your dinner service would look marvelous laid out on these placemats, which measure 17" x 11". You'll get (10) mats, at least...$3.50$3.50