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LUGGAGE TAG GOOGLE EYE W/BUCKLE RELEASE 5-1/8"
The Comedian’s Luggage Even comedians have to go through security, and what better way to show how hilarious you are than to strap this Googly Eyes bag tag to your suitcase? Shows the world your wackiness, and helps you ID your bag on the carousel...$1.95$1.95 -
UH OH... EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS IN A TIN
Emergency underpants in a can. Says it all, doesn't it? Quite stretchable in a Tyvekish white fabric, "one pair fits most adults." They're hip-hugger, semi-bikini, translucent type drawers, so despite the smiling man wearing them and a red bow-tie on the...$4.95$4.95 -
AMERICAN SCIENCE & SURPLUS COFFEE MUG
SURPIE STUFF If you’re a surplus groupie, if you think Jarvis sits at the right hand of St. Peter, if you can see our initials without tittering, you should be flaunting your devotion – drinking out of our white, microwave safe/hand-wash only...Starting at $2.50Starting at $2.50 -
BLACK 44" LONG FOREVER BELT ADJUSTABLE CUTTABLE
No Holes Bored... It’s the black Forever Belt of late night fame, the no-holes ratcheting cinch for your expanding waist. Features a 32-position gear rack on the underside in 1/4” increments in lieu of holes. In 1-1/8” wide black...$10.95$10.95 -
WHITE WE ARE WIERDOS SOCKS SMALL/MED ALIEN HEAD
Game, Set, UFO... Who doesn’t love ironic socks? We have a great pair here, white with (2) thin black stripes for that classic 1970s tennis look. The kicker is, there’s a yellow alien head on the side with the words WE ARE THE WEIRDOS beneath...Starting at $2.15$2.75Starting at $2.15$2.75 -
SNEAKER COUCH SOCKS NON SLIP BOTTOMS
Cover Them Feets Sock it to your friends with socks so fun they ought to be throwing parties. We have (4) kinds, each wackier the last, calf-length with non-slip bottoms, and depicting some kind of ironic foot scene. They’re men’s “One...Starting at $3.75Starting at $3.75 -
LADIES BEWARE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD MENS CREW SOCKS
Put Some Socks On ’Em! Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, all of them Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready, and this batch is a great one. All (except Sharknado 3) are men’s size 10-13...Starting at $2.95$3.75Starting at $2.95$3.75 -
SILVER OVAL PENDANT LOCKET W/ NECKLACE
Did You Give Your Love A Locket? Wait—you didn’t give your love a locket? Oh, brother. It’s not too late. This silver oval pendant locket measures 2" x 1-1/2" and comes on a 26” iron chain, which is adjustable. Not our usual...$6.50$6.50 -
LIGHTED NEEDLE THREADERS PKG(3)
Life, and needle-threading, is hard enough, so this little tailor's friend has a 3/32" loop with a white LED below it so you can see what you’re doing. Includes a pair of button-cell batteries and the threader has a cover plus a little hook so you...$5.49$5.49 -
NYLON DOUBLE-RING BUCKLE BELTS PKG(3)
White nylon web belts that were originally flag football belt straps. Nice as just a belt, though. Measure 1” wide x 44” long with a double-ring buckle. Good for strapping up pretty much anything, and can be worn after Labor Day.$3.51$3.51 -
KIDS AVENGER (tm) AND STAR WARS (tm) SOCKS
Question: What should I stuff in my kid's Christmas stocking? It’ll be a teaching moment—you can explain the meta-ness of socks in a sock. These are especially nice socks for kids ages 4-6, or anyone with little feet, and you’ll get (9)...$9.50$9.50 -
X-SMALL WOMEN'S WHITE POLO SHIRT
Polos—Not Just For Ponies Anymore Just horsing around. These brand new, white polo shirts for women are made from 65% long-fiber Pima cotton, which is softer, smoother and cooler for summer activities and 35% Coolmax®, a moisture-wicking...Starting at $5.95Starting at $5.95 -
T-SHIRT, NIKOLA TESLA, SMALL, GITD SEPIA
Tesla Tee If Nikola Tesla were alive he'd be sporting this lovely chocolate brown and sepia T-shirt, especially because it glows in the dark. (Just like he probably did.) Below his GITD name is his face and below that are photos...Starting at $18.50Starting at $18.50