Cool Clothing

Even comedians have to go through security, and what better way to show how hilarious you are than to strap this Googly Eyes bag tag to your suitcase? Shows the world your wackiness, and helps you ID your bag on the carousel faster than the unfunny...

Emergency underpants in a can. Says it all, doesn't it? Quite stretchable in a Tyvekish white fabric, "one pair fits most adults." They're hip-hugger, semi-bikini, translucent type drawers, so despite the smiling man wearing them and a red bow-tie on the...

Once upon a time, Billy threw his favorite sweater in the dryer and now it's a perfect fit for his troll doll. He could have just hung it out to dry, but then it would have come down to his knees. Be smarter than Billy and save your sweaters, sweatshirts...

If you’re a surplus groupie, if you think Jarvis sits at the right hand of St. Peter, if you can see our initials without tittering, you should be flaunting your devotion – drinking out of our white, microwave safe/hand-wash only 11 oz coffee...

It’s the black Forever Belt of late night fame, the no-holes ratcheting cinch for your expanding waist. Features a 32-position gear rack on the underside in 1/4” increments in lieu of holes. In 1-1/8” wide black leatherette, it can be...

Who doesn’t love ironic socks? We have a great pair here, white with (2) thin black stripes for that classic 1970s tennis look. The kicker is, there’s a yellow alien head on the side with the words WE ARE THE WEIRDOS beneath it in a creepster...

Wait—you didn’t give your love a locket? Oh, brother. It’s not too late. This silver oval pendant locket measures 2" x 1-1/2" and comes on a 26” iron chain, which is adjustable. Not our usual American Science kinda item, but a...

Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, all of them Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready, and this batch is a great one. All (except Sharknado 3) are men’s size 10-13 (for shoe sizes of 6-1/2 to...

Sock it to your friends with socks so fun they ought to be throwing parties. We have (4) kinds, each wackier the last, calf-length with non-slip bottoms, and depicting some kind of ironic foot scene. They’re men’s “One Size Fits...

Life, and needle-threading, is hard enough, so this little tailor's friend has a 3/32" loop with a white LED below it so you can see what you’re doing. Includes a pair of button-cell batteries and the threader has a cover plus a little hook so you...

White nylon web belts that were originally flag football belt straps. Nice as just a belt, though. Measure 1” wide x 44” long with a double-ring buckle. Good for strapping up pretty much anything, and can be worn after Labor Day.

Question: What should I stuff in my kid's Christmas stocking? It’ll be a teaching moment—you can explain the meta-ness of socks in a sock. These are especially nice socks for kids ages 4-6, or anyone with little feet, and you’ll get (9)...

Just horsing around. These brand new, white polo shirts for women are made from 65% long-fiber Pima cotton, which is softer, smoother and cooler for summer activities and 35% Coolmax®, a moisture-wicking polyester. They feature a reinforced...

If Nikola Tesla were alive he'd be sporting this lovely chocolate brown and sepia T-shirt, especially because it glows in the dark. (Just like he probably did.) Below his GITD name is his face and below that are photos and patent...