Cool Clothing

Cool Clothing

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  • LUGGAGE TAG GOOGLE EYE W/BUCKLE RELEASE 5-1/8" LUGGAGE TAG GOOGLE EYE W/BUCKLE RELEASE 5-1/8"

    The Comedian's Luggage
    LUGGAGE TAG GOOGLE EYE W/BUCKLE RELEASE 5-1/8"

    The Comedian’s Luggage Even comedians have to go through security, and what better way to show how hilarious you are than to strap this Googly Eyes bag tag to your suitcase? Shows the world your wackiness, and helps you ID your bag on the carousel...
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    UH OH... EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS IN A TIN UH OH... EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS IN A TIN

    Underpants In A Can!
    UH OH... EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS IN A TIN

    Emergency underpants in a can. Says it all, doesn't it? Quite stretchable in a Tyvekish white fabric, "one pair fits most adults." They're hip-hugger, semi-bikini, translucent type drawers, so despite the smiling man wearing them and a red bow-tie on the...
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  • AMERICAN SCIENCE & SURPLUS COFFEE MUG AMERICAN SCIENCE & SURPLUS COFFEE MUG

    SURPIE STUFF
    AMERICAN SCIENCE & SURPLUS COFFEE MUG

    SURPIE STUFF If you’re a surplus groupie, if you think Jarvis sits at the right hand of St. Peter, if you can see our initials without tittering, you should be flaunting your devotion – drinking out of our white, microwave safe/hand-wash only...
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  • BLACK 44" LONG FOREVER BELT ADJUSTABLE CUTTABLE BLACK 44" LONG FOREVER BELT ADJUSTABLE CUTTABLE

    No Holes Bored...
    BLACK 44" LONG FOREVER BELT ADJUSTABLE CUTTABLE

    No Holes Bored... It’s the black Forever Belt of late night fame, the no-holes ratcheting cinch for your expanding waist. Features a 32-position gear rack on the underside in 1/4” increments in lieu of holes. In 1-1/8” wide black...
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    WHITE WE ARE WIERDOS SOCKS SMALL/MED ALIEN HEAD WHITE WE ARE WIERDOS SOCKS SMALL/MED ALIEN HEAD

    Game, Set, UFO
    WHITE WE ARE WIERDOS SOCKS SMALL/MED ALIEN HEAD

    Game, Set, UFO... Who doesn’t love ironic socks? We have a great pair here, white with (2) thin black stripes for that classic 1970s tennis look. The kicker is, there’s a yellow alien head on the side with the words WE ARE THE WEIRDOS beneath...
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  • SNEAKER COUCH SOCKS NON SLIP BOTTOMS SNEAKER COUCH SOCKS NON SLIP BOTTOMS

    Cover Them Feets
    SNEAKER COUCH SOCKS NON SLIP BOTTOMS

    Cover Them Feets Sock it to your friends with socks so fun they ought to be throwing parties. We have (4) kinds, each wackier the last, calf-length with non-slip bottoms, and depicting some kind of ironic foot scene. They’re men’s “One...
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  • LADIES BEWARE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD MENS CREW SOCKS LADIES BEWARE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD MENS CREW SOCKS

    Put Some Socks On ’Em!
    LADIES BEWARE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD MENS CREW SOCKS

    Put Some Socks On ’Em! Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, all of them Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready, and this batch is a great one. All (except Sharknado 3) are men’s size 10-13...
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  • CLASSIC WHITE CHEF COAT 3XL CLASSIC WHITE CHEF COAT 3XL

    Oui, Chef...
    CLASSIC WHITE CHEF COAT 3XL

    Oui Chef... The only two words you need to know when you’re working in a chef’s kitchen: oui, chef. Pardon our French. In your own kitchen, when you don this classic double-breasted chef’s jacket, you can bark out all the orders and...
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  • MAGNIFYING PENDANT LOCKET NECKLACE OVAL SILVER MAGNIFYING PENDANT LOCKET NECKLACE OVAL SILVER

    Did You Give Your Love A Locket?
    MAGNIFYING PENDANT LOCKET NECKLACE OVAL SILVER

    Did You Give Your Love A Locket? Wait—you didn’t give your love a locket? Oh, brother. It’s not too late. This silver oval pendant locket measures 2" x 1-1/2" and comes on a 26” iron chain, which is adjustable. Not our usual...
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  • LIGHTED NEEDLE THREADERS PKG(3) LIGHTED NEEDLE THREADERS PKG(3)

    Threading Needles In The Dark?
    LIGHTED NEEDLE THREADERS PKG(3)

    Life, and needle-threading, is hard enough, so this little tailor's friend has a 3/32" loop with a white LED below it so you can see what you’re doing. Includes a pair of button-cell batteries and the threader has a cover plus a little hook so you...
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  • KIDS AVENGER (tm) AND STAR WARS (tm) SOCKS KIDS AVENGER (tm) AND STAR WARS (tm) SOCKS

    Answer: Put A Sock In It
    KIDS AVENGER (tm) AND STAR WARS (tm) SOCKS

    Question: What should I stuff in my kid's Christmas stocking? It’ll be a teaching moment—you can explain the meta-ness of socks in a sock. These are especially nice socks for kids ages 4-6, or anyone with little feet, and you’ll get (9)...
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  • X-SMALL WOMEN'S WHITE POLO SHIRT X-SMALL WOMEN'S WHITE POLO SHIRT

    Polos—Not Just For Ponies Anymore
    X-SMALL WOMEN'S WHITE POLO SHIRT

    Polos—Not Just For Ponies Anymore Just horsing around. These brand new, white polo shirts for women are made from 65% long-fiber Pima cotton, which is softer, smoother and cooler for summer activities and 35% Coolmax®, a moisture-wicking...
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  • T-SHIRT, NIKOLA TESLA, SMALL, GITD SEPIA T-SHIRT, NIKOLA TESLA, SMALL, GITD SEPIA

    Tesla Tee
    T-SHIRT, NIKOLA TESLA, SMALL, GITD SEPIA

    Tesla Tee If Nikola Tesla were alive he'd be sporting this lovely chocolate brown and sepia T-shirt, especially because it glows in the dark. (Just like he probably did.) Below his GITD name is his face and below that are photos...
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