Children's Toys
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CLASSIC BAMBOO BACK SCRATCHER
It’s back. Once upon a carnival, the bamboo back scratcher was the prize every kid came home with and there wasn’t an unscratched back in America--unless the kid came home with a goldfish, which are worthless for scratching backs. Now you can...$2.95$2.95 -
BATTERY OPERATED TRAIN IN A CAN
Toy Train In A Tin Can More fun than a canned ham, this flip-top storage tin has a train set inside, with a plastic steam engine, tender, boxcar and caboose, as well as a 12-piece track that forms a 10" x 22" oval. Tin and train car colors may vary. You...$11.85$11.85 -
PULL BACK RACER DUCKY
Ducky With A Twist This hard-plastic ducky is like a rubber ducky, but with a pull-back mechanism that makes it roll on its own. Who doesn’t love a pull-back duck? In authentic rubber-ducky yellow with (2) rubber wheels on the bottom, independent...$1.75$1.75 -
5-HEAD CLASSIC LASER POINTER IN CASE
Make A Point, Please A Kitty... We can never seem to find just the right communication aid when planning military campaigns, signaling for help or playing with kitties. This 3” laser pointer is perfect for all that and more, and since it’s...$5.95$5.95 -
SLIDE WHISTLE 6-7/8" PLASTIC/STEEL
Play The Piston Flute Or the Swanee whistle. Whatever you call it, this little slide whistle (just consider it the smallest trombone in the universe) has an outsized musical history. No elevator has ever fallen in a cartoon without its accompaniment, and...$4.25$4.25 -
CLASSIC 4" LONG 3-OCTAVE HARMONICA
From the harmonica kings themselves at the Hohner company, comes this 4" long, 3-octave plus, plastic harmonica, in C, the people's key. We'll pick one in an attractive shade of red, green, blue, yellow or whatever color shows up next, and send it in a...$6.95$6.95 -
AUDUBON CLASSIC BIRCH BIRD CALL
No Limit On Your Tweets... Once upon a time, tweeting is what birds did, and also what people calling birds did. Return with us now to those trilling days of yesteryear with this little hand-held Audubon bird call. Measures 2-1/4" long with a...$7.95$7.95 -
CLASSIC WHOOPEE CUSHION 8-1/2"
Makin' Whoopee... is best done with the sacred mother of all novelty items, the original Whoopee Cushion. Marlon Brando owned one. Of course he did, they're both American classics, except the cushion was born in Toronto. Ours is the classic 8" version.$2.95$2.95 -
FANTASTIC FINGER PUPPETS IN ASSORTED GHOULISHNESS
Puppet Show for the Rest of Us. These monsters decided to try and improve themselves through genetic manipulation experimentation and mutated into strange new forms. These new, superior monsters have tails, scales, and nails to impale. Each monster...$2.99$2.99 -
5" ASSORTED-COLOR KAZOOS
You Kazoo? Us too, but then who doesn’t kazoo? These 5" long classic steel kazoos have 1-1/8” resonators, and come in (16) festive patterns. They come in sealed blind-box packaging so even our warehouse elves don't know which style you'll...$3.95$3.95 -
FLYING BIRD ORNITHOPTER TOYS DAVINCI DESIGN
Flying Bird From France comes this fun mechanical plastic bird that really flies by flapping its wings. Officially known as an ornithopter, it's humbly called Tim by it's friends. It is about 8" long and has a wingspan of 16" tip to tip. Snap the wings...$14.75$14.75 -
2-1/4" LONG INFLATABLE TONGUE
Inflatatongue No mother will approve this item, so keep quiet until it arrives. Our 2-1/4" long inflatable tongue has a pacifier-type end that you hold between your teeth. Blow into it and the rather standard-size pink rubber tongue inflates to three...$3.95$3.95 -
6-1/2" TALL CLASSIC NEWTON'S CRADLE
Swingin' Desk Toy Newtonian demonstrator for science teachers. Mindless play for the rest of us. These are shiny, nicely balanced, high-performance examples of the classic Newton's Cradle - a ball on one end of a row of (5)...Starting at $13.95Starting at $13.95 -
ASSORTED LITTLE RUBBER DUCKS PKG(4) DIFFERENT
No—You’re The One! We’re talking to you, rubber ducky, and all your friends, too. These assorted rubber duckies measure 2-1/4" dia x 1-3/4" tall, and come in a variety of themes, including sports (basketball, baseball, soccer and...$4.95$4.95 -
CLASSIC FLOATING BALL GAME
Imagine the family competitions you could have with this floating ball game. Hours of fun, minutes at a time! The wooden pipe is approx 6” long, and the 1-3/8” Styrofoam balls are yours to levitate through the magic of steady breath and...$5.25$5.25 -
WIND-UP CHATTERING TEETH 2-1/2"
T-t-t-t-toothy Fun THE American classic novelty item (even ahead of the whoopee cushion and rubber vomit, we think) is a set of chattering choppers. Auto-dentures. Invented by Eddy Goldfarb in 1949, a man who made the Toy Industry Hall of Fame ahead of...$4.25$4.25 -
ENGINO S.T.E.M.HEROES SPEEDSTER KITS
Engino®, whose products we love, came up with these STEM HEROES™ Speedsters kits, which have won multiple awards. Assembling them (the cars, not the awards) is fun, educational and if you purchase multiple kits can be combined into larger...$4.50$4.50Qty in Cart: 0Price:$4.50Subtotal: -
ORIGINAL STYLE METAL KAZOO
Back To Basics It could have been called an Alabama Buzzer after Alabama Vest, the man who invented it. Or a Clegghorn, after Thaddeus Von Clegg, the clock master who fabricated the first one. But the hand-crafted 4-3/4" long steel instrument was a...$3.95$3.95 -
CLASSIC 20" RUBBER CHICKEN
Boneless Chickens... You may well have wondered where the boneless chicken breasts in your local supermarket come from. The answer is from boneless chickens. And we have some life sized rubber models of the birds to prove it. Modeled from life, they are...$9.95$9.95 -
12-PACK 27mm SUPER BOUNCY BALLS PKG(12)
These Little Balls Are Super! Technically, these balls aren’t Super Balls, just like all tissue isn’t Kleenex. But they’re super in our eyes. With cool, colorful marbleized designs, they measure approx 1-1/16” dia each, or 27mm...Starting at $5.95Starting at $5.95 -
ANT FARM CLASSIC FROM UNCLE MILTON
Keep Your Ants Down On The Farm... A Classic 6" x 8-1/2" x 3/8" Ant Farm. The ants will live between two parallel sheets of clear plastic and you will be able to watch them build their tunnels and chambers. Complete with sand and instruction booklet on...Starting at $19.95Starting at $19.95 -
CLASSIC STEEL JAW HARP
Plunk your magic twanger and call yourself froggy. This 3-5/8" long steel jaw harp, or mouth harp, is technically a plucked idiophone, but don't say that in Nashville. Includes playing instructions. Pay no attention to that vibration in your head.$6.95$6.95 -
MINI MEMORY MAZE ELECTRONIC BRAIN TEASER
Remember Memory? We had something really clever to say about this Memory Maze electronic brain teaser, but in all the commotion, we forgot. To keep our memory sharp, we should probably do more brain teaser exercises, like this 2-1/2” x 2-1/2”...$7.25$7.25 -
CLASSIC POCKET PROTECTORS BLACK OR WHITE PKG(3)
Engineer's Fashion Accessory... No self-respecting number cruncher can afford to be seen without one of these fashion classics. We'll pick out (3) black or white vinyl pocket protectors in the traditional 5-1/2" x 3-1/2" size. Order quickly; It's only a...$5.25$5.25 -
CLASSIC SEA MONKEYS AQUARIUM KIT
Sea Monkeys, Do Monkeys... Yes, we have The Amazing Live Sea Monkey® aquarium kit, just like the ones from the comic books. The (9) piece ocean zoo includes brine shrimp eggs, growth food, water purifier, plus an official plastic feeding spoon,...$15.95$15.95 -
METAL WOODPECKER TOY ROCKS AND PECKS W/POLE
Metalpecker... Behold our version of the gravity-fed sliding woodpecker. Ours is a 1-3/4" standard black woodpecker, not counting his cute red plume, slowly pecking his way down a 16-1/2" tall metal rod. His super-rapid, lifelike pecking action is...$4.44$4.9510% OFF$4.44$4.9510% OFF -
CLASSIC GREY RUBBER MOUSE 3" PKG(4)
Eeek! The mouse is back! After an extended absence (due more to supply problems than to any rodent-eradication program) the gray rubber mouse is once again available. A hair under 3" long with a 4" long tail, he's diminutive and detailed -- and ready to...$4.95$4.95 -
22" INFLATABLE CRUISE SHIP
This 22" long x 8" x 4" inflatable Ibero Cruceros cruise ship is white with blue and orange accents. There’s not much more to it than that, and you know why? Because there doesn’t need to be! Great for the pool or bathtub (it’s...$7.50$7.50 -
CLASSIC OLD WORLD KALEIDOSCOPE 6"
Renaissance Kaleidoscope Forget that the 6-3/4" long body is festooned with Latin phrases and old maps. The stones/beads/glass inside the tube would make designing windows in cathedrals a snap. And hey, that's good work if you can get it. A nice gift for...$9.95$9.95 -
VIEW-MASTER CLASSIC WITH 3 REELS
The Classic View This reincarnation of the classic View-Master® is called (wait for it) the View-Master Classic®. As much fun as ever, and still battery-free. Comes with (3) reels with (21) 3-D images, including Age of Dinosaurs, Safari Adventure...Starting at $23.95Starting at $23.95 -
CLASSIC BIKE HORN 2-TONE ASSORTED COLORS
Outta My Way! Our classic bike accessory is LED-free, battery-free, and happily wireless. The retro bike horn has two tones (one while squeezing, the other while the bulb inhales). The tone is much more a Clarabellian quack...Starting at $6.95Starting at $6.95 -
CLASSIC GRADUATED KITCHEN BASTER BULB
We can’t stop squeezing it and you’ll know why when you get one of your own. Our 11” long tube baster is from Farberware®, one of the most trusted names in roasting and basting. Crystal clear tapered tube has (4) markings from 1/4-...$4.50$4.50 -
CLASSIC AM/FM RADIO KIT FROM ELENCO 80PCS
An advanced kit compared to the others, a little more deluxe and a little more complicated. It is an AM/FM radio kit from Elenco with over 80 pieces divided into lesson groups. PC board shows component placement to help learning and to minimize errors...$44.95$44.95 -
EXTRA LARGE RUBBER WHOOPIE CUSHION
Double The Whoopee We’re proud as can be to offer the world’s largest whoopee cushion--twice as big as the original for a nation whose bottom line has doubled since the original cushion was invented nearly 100 years ago. We call that progress...$7.50$7.50 -
CLASSIC GAG HAND-HELD JOY BUZZER
The original Joy Buzzer was called the Joke Buzzer (1932 U.S. patent #1845735, Soren Adams) and it replaced the more dangerous Zapper, which is lost to time, more's the pity. Our standard wind-up model is a 1-3/8" dia circle of perennial vibrating fun,...$5.95$5.95 -
TRICK OF THE DAY 7-CLASSIC GAGS
A Week's Worth Of Whoopee A gallimaufry of gags, the prankster's pantheon. Our seven-day selection of sophomoric stupidity includes a joy buzzer, a fake ketchup spill that is perfect for a laptop or tablet, wrapped candy thats more bug than treat, a pack...$16.50$16.50 -
3D STEM PUZZLE GEOMAKERS 58PCS
A S.T.E.M. Of A Puzzle... This excellent STEM Explorers™ Geomakers™ 3D building challenge kit/puzzle from Learning Resources® reminds us of tinkerer’s toys from days past. Allows kids to connect (58) pieces in many configurations,...$8.75$8.75 -
HASBRO LITE-BRITE LED TOY
New Gen X Fun... Gen Xers will remember hours of fun spent with the original Like-Brite before the Millennials ruined everything. Well, it’s back and like the cereals you used to eat, it’s New and Improved, with LEDs behind the 8-3/4” x...$29.95$29.95 -
JUMBO BOX MAGIC SET WITH 77 TRICKS
Poof-You’re A Magician! You can’t start fooling people too early. This box of tricks is for budding magicians, and includes the props and instructions for (77) tricks. Includes a magic wand, without which you can’t be a magician, plus...$24.95$24.95 -
ALIEN GLOW IN THE DARK FINGER PUPPETS PKG(4)
An Alien in the Hand is Worth Two... These 2-3/4" Alien puppets are modeled after real alien hands. No Joke. They even glow in the dark just like real aliens. Your get a set of (4), one for each finger on one hand. Buy two for all your fingers! (Sorry...$6.95$6.95