Children's Toys

Children's Toys

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    CLASSIC BAMBOO BACK SCRATCHER CLASSIC BAMBOO BACK SCRATCHER

    Back To The Back Scratcher
    CLASSIC BAMBOO BACK SCRATCHER

    It’s back. Once upon a carnival, the bamboo back scratcher was the prize every kid came home with and there wasn’t an unscratched back in America--unless the kid came home with a goldfish, which are worthless for scratching backs. Now you can...
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    BATTERY OPERATED TRAIN IN A CAN BATTERY OPERATED TRAIN IN A CAN

    Toy Train In A Tin Can
    BATTERY OPERATED TRAIN IN A CAN

    More fun than a canned ham, this flip-top storage tin has a train set inside, with a plastic steam engine, tender, boxcar and caboose, as well as a 12-piece track that forms a 10" x 22" oval. Tin and train car colors may vary. You add a "AA" battery and...
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    PULL BACK RACER DUCKY PULL BACK RACER DUCKY

    Ducky With A Twist
    PULL BACK RACER DUCKY

    This hard-plastic ducky is like a rubber ducky, but with a pull-back mechanism that makes it roll on its own. Who doesn’t love a pull-back duck? In authentic rubber-ducky yellow with (2) rubber wheels on the bottom, independent suspension and no...
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  • SLIDE WHISTLE 6-7/8" PLASTIC/STEEL SLIDE WHISTLE 6-7/8" PLASTIC/STEEL

    Play The Piston Flute
    SLIDE WHISTLE 6-7/8" PLASTIC/STEEL

    Or the Swanee whistle. Whatever you call it, this little slide whistle (just consider it the smallest trombone in the universe) has an outsized musical history. No elevator has ever fallen in a cartoon without its accompaniment, and no jug band is...
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    5-HEAD CLASSIC LASER POINTER IN CASE 5-HEAD CLASSIC LASER POINTER IN CASE

    Make A Point, Please A Kitty
    5-HEAD CLASSIC LASER POINTER IN CASE

    We can never seem to find just the right communication aid when planning military campaigns, signaling for help or playing with kitties. This 3” laser pointer is perfect for all that and more, and since it’s also a keychain, it’s always...
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  • RETRO CLASSIC HOME VIDEO GAMES SYSTEM RETRO CLASSIC HOME VIDEO GAMES SYSTEM

    Return With Us Now...
    RETRO CLASSIC HOME VIDEO GAMES SYSTEM

    …to Super Plumber Brothers, Duplicate Dragon, and over (600) other classic video games with this Anniversary Edition Retro Mini Entertainment System. Nothing to download. All your 1980s faves are ready in this 5" x 4" x 2" console plus a pair of...
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    AUDUBON CLASSIC BIRCH BIRD CALL AUDUBON CLASSIC BIRCH BIRD CALL

    No Limit On Your Tweets
    AUDUBON CLASSIC BIRCH BIRD CALL

    Once upon a time, tweeting is what birds did, and also what people calling birds did. Return with us now to those trilling days of yesteryear with this little hand-held Audubon bird call. Measures 2-1/4" long with a cast-aluminum shaft inside a birch...
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  • CLASSIC 4" LONG 3-OCTAVE HARMONICA CLASSIC 4" LONG 3-OCTAVE HARMONICA

    Blues Harp
    CLASSIC 4" LONG 3-OCTAVE HARMONICA

    From the harmonica kings themselves at the Hohner company, comes this 4" long, 3-octave plus, plastic harmonica, in C, the people's key. We'll pick one in an attractive shade of red, green, blue, yellow or whatever color shows up next, and send it in a...
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  • CLASSIC WHOOPEE CUSHION 8-1/2" CLASSIC WHOOPEE CUSHION 8-1/2"

    Makin' Whoopee...
    CLASSIC WHOOPEE CUSHION 8-1/2"

    is best done with the sacred mother of all novelty items, the original Whoopee Cushion. Marlon Brando owned one. Of course he did, they're both American classics, except the cushion was born in Toronto. Ours is the classic 8" version.
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  • FANTASTIC FINGER PUPPETS IN ASSORTED GHOULISHNESS FANTASTIC FINGER PUPPETS IN ASSORTED GHOULISHNESS

    Puppet Show for the Rest of Us
    FANTASTIC FINGER PUPPETS IN ASSORTED GHOULISHNESS

    These monsters decided to try and improve themselves through genetic manipulation experimentation and mutated into strange new forms. These new, superior monsters have tails, scales, and nails to impale. Each monster is between 1-3/4" and 2-1/4"...
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  • 5" ASSORTED-COLOR KAZOOS 5" ASSORTED-COLOR KAZOOS

    You Kazoo?
    5" ASSORTED-COLOR KAZOOS

    Us too, but then who doesn’t kazoo? These 5" long classic steel kazoos have 1-1/8” resonators, and come in (16) festive patterns. They come in sealed blind-box packaging so even our warehouse elves don't know which style you'll receive, and...
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  • ORIGINAL STYLE METAL KAZOO ORIGINAL STYLE METAL KAZOO

    Back To Basics
    ORIGINAL STYLE METAL KAZOO

    It could have been called an Alabama Buzzer after Alabama Vest, the man who invented it. Or a Clegghorn, after Thaddeus Von Clegg, the clock master who fabricated the first one. But the hand-crafted 4-3/4" long steel instrument was a simple amusement,...
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    6-1/2" TALL CLASSIC NEWTON'S CRADLE 6-1/2" TALL CLASSIC NEWTON'S CRADLE

    Swingin' Desk Toy
    6-1/2" TALL CLASSIC NEWTON'S CRADLE

    Newtonian demonstrator for science teachers. Mindless play for the rest of us. These are shiny, nicely balanced, high-performance examples of the classic Newton's Cradle - a ball on one end of a row of (5) suspended, barely...
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  • METAL WOODPECKER TOY ROCKS AND PECKS W/POLE METAL WOODPECKER TOY ROCKS AND PECKS W/POLE

    Metalpecker...
    METAL WOODPECKER TOY ROCKS AND PECKS W/POLE

    Behold our version of the gravity-fed sliding woodpecker. Ours is a 1-3/4" standard black woodpecker, not counting his cute red plume, slowly pecking his way down a 16-1/2" tall metal rod. His super-rapid, lifelike pecking action is strangely compelling...
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  • FLYING BIRD ORNITHOPTER TOYS DAVINCI DESIGN FLYING BIRD ORNITHOPTER TOYS DAVINCI DESIGN

    Flying Bird
    FLYING BIRD ORNITHOPTER TOYS DAVINCI DESIGN

    From France comes this fun mechanical plastic bird that really flies by flapping its wings. Officially known as an ornithopter, it's humbly called Tim by it's friends. It is about 8" long and has a wingspan of 16" tip to tip. Snap the wings in place,...
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  • CLASSIC FLOATING BALL GAME CLASSIC FLOATING BALL GAME

    Balance This Ball With Breath
    CLASSIC FLOATING BALL GAME

    Imagine the family competitions you could have with this floating ball game. Hours of fun, minutes at a time! The wooden pipe is approx 6” long, and the 1-3/8” Styrofoam balls are yours to levitate through the magic of steady breath and...
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  • ASSORTED LITTLE RUBBER DUCKS PKG(4) DIFFERENT ASSORTED LITTLE RUBBER DUCKS PKG(4) DIFFERENT

    No—You’re The One!
    ASSORTED LITTLE RUBBER DUCKS PKG(4) DIFFERENT

    We’re talking to you, rubber ducky, and all your friends, too. These assorted rubber duckies measure 2-1/4" dia x 1-3/4" tall, and come in a variety of themes, including sports (basketball, baseball, soccer and football), medical (nurse in blue...
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  • 2-1/4" LONG INFLATABLE TONGUE 2-1/4" LONG INFLATABLE TONGUE

    Inflatatongue
    2-1/4" LONG INFLATABLE TONGUE

    No mother will approve this item, so keep quiet until it arrives. Our 2-1/4" long inflatable tongue has a pacifier-type end that you hold between your teeth. Blow into it and the rather standard-size pink rubber tongue inflates to three times normal size...
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  • SCREAMING SUPERHERO SLINGSHOT MONKEY SCREAMING SUPERHERO SLINGSHOT MONKEY

    Screeching Monkey Superhero
    SCREAMING SUPERHERO SLINGSHOT MONKEY

    Look! Up in the sky! It's a screeching flying monkey to the rescue! And at a screechingly low price. Our hero is an 11" long stuffed monkey superhero togs (a mask and cape). Put two fingers in the little pockets on his paws, pull his bungee arms back,...
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  • WIND-UP CHATTERING TEETH 2-1/2" WIND-UP CHATTERING TEETH 2-1/2"

    T-t-t-t-toothy Fun
    WIND-UP CHATTERING TEETH 2-1/2"

    THE American classic novelty item (even ahead of the whoopee cushion and rubber vomit, we think) is a set of chattering choppers. Auto-dentures. Invented by Eddy Goldfarb in 1949, a man who made the Toy Industry Hall of Fame ahead of Milton Bradley,...
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  • CLASSIC STEEL JAW HARP CLASSIC STEEL JAW HARP

    Jaw Harp...The Dentist's Friend
    CLASSIC STEEL JAW HARP

    Plunk your magic twanger and call yourself froggy. This 3-5/8" long steel jaw harp, or mouth harp, is technically a plucked idiophone, but don't say that in Nashville. Includes playing instructions. Pay no attention to that vibration in your head.
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  • MINI MEMORY MAZE ELECTRONIC BRAIN TEASER MINI MEMORY MAZE ELECTRONIC BRAIN TEASER

    Remember Memory?
    MINI MEMORY MAZE ELECTRONIC BRAIN TEASER

    We had something really clever to say about this Memory Maze electronic brain teaser, but in all the commotion, we forgot. To keep our memory sharp, we should probably do more brain teaser exercises, like this 2-1/2” x 2-1/2” Memory Maze,...
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  • CLASSIC 20" RUBBER CHICKEN CLASSIC 20" RUBBER CHICKEN

    Boneless Chickens...
    CLASSIC 20" RUBBER CHICKEN

    You may well have wondered where the boneless chicken breasts in your local supermarket come from. The answer is from boneless chickens. And we have some life sized rubber models of the birds to prove it. Modeled from life, they are shown plucked and as...
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    12-PACK 27mm SUPER BOUNCY BALLS PKG(12) 12-PACK 27mm SUPER BOUNCY BALLS PKG(12)

    These Little Balls Are Super!
    12-PACK 27mm SUPER BOUNCY BALLS PKG(12)

    Technically, these balls aren’t Super Balls, just like all tissue isn’t Kleenex. But they’re super in our eyes. With cool, colorful marbleized designs, they measure approx 1-1/16” dia each, or 27mm for Canadian kids. We’ll...
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  • CLASSIC POCKET PROTECTORS BLACK OR WHITE PKG(3) CLASSIC POCKET PROTECTORS BLACK OR WHITE PKG(3)

    Engineer's Fashion Accessory
    CLASSIC POCKET PROTECTORS BLACK OR WHITE PKG(3)

    No self-respecting number cruncher can afford to be seen without one of these fashion classics. We'll pick out (3) black or white vinyl pocket protectors in the traditional 5-1/2" x 3-1/2" size. Order quickly; It's only a question of time before these...
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  • ANT FARM CLASSIC FROM UNCLE MILTON ANT FARM CLASSIC FROM UNCLE MILTON

    KEEP YOUR ANTS DOWN ON THE FARM
    ANT FARM CLASSIC FROM UNCLE MILTON

    A Classic 6" x 8-1/2" x 3/8" Ant Farm. The ants will live between two parallel sheets of clear plastic and you will be able to watch them build their tunnels and chambers. Complete with sand and instruction booklet on the care, feeding watering and...
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    CLASSIC SEA MONKEYS AQUARIUM KIT CLASSIC SEA MONKEYS AQUARIUM KIT

    Sea Monkeys, Do Monkeys
    CLASSIC SEA MONKEYS AQUARIUM KIT

    Yes, we have The Amazing Live Sea Monkey® aquarium kit, just like the ones from the comic books. The (9) piece ocean zoo includes brine shrimp eggs, growth food, water purifier, plus an official plastic feeding spoon, 32-page handbook, life insurance...
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  • ANIMAL FIGURES IN A TUBE, ZOO ANIMALS ANIMAL FIGURES IN A TUBE, ZOO ANIMALS

    Zoo Tube
    ANIMAL FIGURES IN A TUBE, ZOO ANIMALS

    It’s not a new channel devoted to captive animals—it’s a fun assortment of (12) plastic zoo animal figurines and (1) tree in a 9” long x 2” dia reusable, clear plastic storage tube with a rope carry handle. Animals have nice...
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    22" INFLATABLE CRUISE SHIP 22" INFLATABLE CRUISE SHIP

    Inflatable & Floatable
    22" INFLATABLE CRUISE SHIP

    This 22" long x 8" x 4" inflatable Ibero Cruceros cruise ship is white with blue and orange accents. There’s not much more to it than that, and you know why? Because there doesn’t need to be! Great for the pool or bathtub (it’s...
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  • CLASSIC BIKE HORN 2-TONE ASSORTED COLORS CLASSIC BIKE HORN 2-TONE ASSORTED COLORS

    Outta My Way!
    CLASSIC BIKE HORN 2-TONE ASSORTED COLORS

    Our classic bike accessory is LED-free, battery-free, and happily wireless. The retro bike horn has two tones (one while squeezing, the other while the bulb inhales). The tone is much more a Clarabellian quack (search the Web...
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  • CLASSIC OLD WORLD KALEIDOSCOPE 6" CLASSIC OLD WORLD KALEIDOSCOPE 6"

    Renaissance Kaleidoscope
    CLASSIC OLD WORLD KALEIDOSCOPE 6"

    Forget that the 6-3/4" long body is festooned with Latin phrases and old maps. The stones/beads/glass inside the tube would make designing windows in cathedrals a snap. And hey, that's good work if you can get it. A nice gift for Rosetta window fans, and...
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  • VIEW-MASTER CLASSIC WITH 3 REELS VIEW-MASTER CLASSIC WITH 3 REELS

    THE CLASSIC VIEW
    VIEW-MASTER CLASSIC WITH 3 REELS

    This reincarnation of the classic View-Master® is called (wait for it) the View-Master Classic®. As much fun as ever, and still battery-free. Comes with (3) reels with (21) 3-D images, including Age of Dinosaurs, Safari Adventure and Marine Life...
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  • CLASSIC GRADUATED KITCHEN BASTER BULB CLASSIC GRADUATED KITCHEN BASTER BULB

    Wanna Squeeze Our Bulb?
    CLASSIC GRADUATED KITCHEN BASTER BULB

    We can’t stop squeezing it and you’ll know why when you get one of your own. Our 11” long tube baster is from Farberware®, one of the most trusted names in roasting and basting. Crystal clear tapered tube has (4) markings from 1/4-...
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  • EXTRA LARGE RUBBER WHOOPIE CUSHION EXTRA LARGE RUBBER WHOOPIE CUSHION

    Double The Whoopee
    EXTRA LARGE RUBBER WHOOPIE CUSHION

    We’re proud as can be to offer the world’s largest whoopee cushion--twice as big as the original for a nation whose bottom line has doubled since the original cushion was invented nearly 100 years ago. We call that progress. Your cushion, at...
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  • 3D STEM PUZZLE GEOMAKERS 58PCS 3D STEM PUZZLE GEOMAKERS 58PCS

    A S.T.E.M. Of A Puzzle...
    3D STEM PUZZLE GEOMAKERS 58PCS

    This excellent STEM Explorers™ Geomakers™ 3D building challenge kit/puzzle from Learning Resources® reminds us of tinkerer’s toys from days past. Allows kids to connect (58) pieces in many configurations, learning about 2D and 3D...
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  • CLASSIC AM/FM RADIO KIT FROM ELENCO 80PCS CLASSIC AM/FM RADIO KIT FROM ELENCO 80PCS

    Radio Kit
    CLASSIC AM/FM RADIO KIT FROM ELENCO 80PCS

    An advanced kit compared to the others, a little more deluxe and a little more complicated. It is an AM/FM radio kit from Elenco with over 80 pieces divided into lesson groups. PC board shows component placement to help learning and to minimize errors...
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  • LEGO MASTER THE ART OF BUILDING MBA 3-MODELS LEGO MASTER THE ART OF BUILDING MBA 3-MODELS

    Become A Master Lego Builder...
    LEGO MASTER THE ART OF BUILDING MBA 3-MODELS

    LEGO® is the premiere building toy, preferred by kids and adults (AFOLs) everywhere. We're no exception, we love them too. We happened across some brand new, sealed, retired, Master Builder Academy™ 20214 Adventure Designer sets and we couldn't...
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  • CLASSIC GAG HAND-HELD JOY BUZZER CLASSIC GAG HAND-HELD JOY BUZZER

    The Buzzer Of Joy
    CLASSIC GAG HAND-HELD JOY BUZZER

    The original Joy Buzzer was called the Joke Buzzer (1932 U.S. patent #1845735, Soren Adams) and it replaced the more dangerous Zapper, which is lost to time, more's the pity. Our standard wind-up model is a 1-3/8" dia circle of perennial vibrating fun,...
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  • PRESS AND GO CARROT CAR W/ BUNNY DRIVER PRESS AND GO CARROT CAR W/ BUNNY DRIVER

    Real Go-Getters
    PRESS AND GO CARROT CAR W/ BUNNY DRIVER

    Get these vehicles that go, and go get some fun. We have (2) deliciously colorful plastic vehicles—(1) if by land and (1) if by sea, and a kid you love with love them. You pick: the 4” x 4-1/2” press-and-go Carrot Car, orange with a...
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  • TRICK OF THE DAY 7-CLASSIC GAGS TRICK OF THE DAY 7-CLASSIC GAGS

    A Week's Worth Of Whoopee
    TRICK OF THE DAY 7-CLASSIC GAGS

    A gallimaufry of gags, the prankster's pantheon. Our seven-day selection of sophomoric stupidity includes a joy buzzer, a fake ketchup spill that is perfect for a laptop or tablet, wrapped candy thats more bug than treat, a pack of gum with a mousetrap...
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