Other Office Items

These 4" long, handheld, push-style thread scissors are as sharp as a Don Rickles insult and come in a handy little vinyl pouch. They operate sort of like tongs—you push them together with your thumb and forefinger—and they’re great for...

Go ahead, stick your tail in the air when visitors drop by and shower your cat butts with compliments. We’ll send you (6) different felinus gluteus maximuses, aka cat butts, which’ll stick to your fridge or metal file cabinets via a magnet on...

Flat plastic Fresnel lens. This flexible magnifier is 7-1/4" x 10-1/4" and only about a millimeter thick. It is great when you need to scan a list, read a book, start a camp fire or just want to embiggen something. You can see most of the page without...

You’ve heard the advice a million times. Want to remember something? Write it on an index card! A prized recipe, notes for a test, a joke for open mic night at the Giggle Warehouse? Write it on an index card! Ours are in (4) colors, lined and...

This USB- or battery-powered leaf blower is purported (by the writing on the package) to be the World’s Smallest Blower. Has an on/off switch and a removeable blower nozzle, and measures 3-1/4" tall x 2-1/2" wide x 6-1/4" (when the 3-1/4" nozzle is...

Attention, Surpie Coco Chanels and Oscar de la Rentas! We have Mini Fashion Tape! Actually, we have no idea what this stuff is, but we have a feeling it’s awesome. We also know it’s not the clear, double-sided stuff you use to keep clothing...

This 5-1/2" long ball point pen is also a utility tool with a 1" pop-out blade, scissors and file. Leave it to a copywriter to assure you that when you’re writing you pretty much always need to cut before you file. Pen barrel is red and silver with...

If you’re still looking for an oak or sod tuxedo, you’ve come to the wrong place. What we can offer you is a stylish, ergonomic, adjustable laptop stand from Kikkerland® with all-bamboo construction (except for the included hardware that...

It could have been a great spinoff show—first the “Neighborhood,” then the “Notecards.” These notecards are full-color, folded and full of quotes from the man himself. They come in (5) unique designs, with illustrations on...

Sounds like two towns nestled high in the Rocky Mountains, doesn’t it? They’re actually for your office, and you’ll get many clips, not just one. We’re talking about a clear acrylic case in the shape of an arrow, approx 6”...

This keychain doesn’t like to sit still. It’s got a 2” x 1-1/2” oval body made of black plastic and chrome metal, with a standard 1” split ring that’s attached to a 22” retractable thread. On the other end,...

This classic brick-shaped eraser is for dry-erase boards (or do you say “whiteboards”?), and although there’s no mention of its ability to erase chalk (on a “blackboard”), it’s made of felt, so we’re thinking...

You can’t cut time in half, but with this ingenious 32" dia clock, you can fold time. It’s our favorite foldable (and unfoldable) wall clock from the always-reliable Kikkerland®. In classic white, with a spare, Swiss train station design,...

With this set of compact gratitude cards and notes on the go, you can give gratitude for the gifts you get, or just give this great set as a grate gift itself. You’ll get (10) printed tent cards, (10) envelopes, a note-writer’s guidebook and...

No self-respecting number cruncher can afford to be seen without one of these fashion classics. We'll pick out (3) black or white vinyl pocket protectors in the traditional 5-1/2" x 3-1/2" size. Order quickly; It's only a question of time before these...

It’s the little things with push pins, probably because they themselves are such little things. These pins by EleQit, for instance, have metal prongs in a pleasant rose-gold color (the pin part) and grippy bits in a nice clear plastic with the head...

And now for something completely different. Yes, Python fans—this is actual Monty Python’s Flying Circus merch! Our collection of magnetic animated characters from the iconic TV show will turn your refrigerator, desk, file cabinet or cubicle...

Corked bats and wines are bummers, but corked walls are cool. Now you can cork as much or little of your wall as you want with these 6” x 6” tiles with foam self-sticking backs from Quartet. You’ll get (2) per order. Tiles have an...

This white plastic General Electric charging station plugs into a standard grounded AC outlet and has (2) 2.1 Amp USB ports plus (2) grounded AC outlets. The top has an offset lip so you can rest a smartphone on it while it's charging. Rated for 125V at...

Both in shaving and pencil-sharpening, two blades are better than one. Our dual-head pencil sharpener has (2) slots for your dual dull pencils, (1) that at 1/4” and (1) at 1/2”. Entire unit measures 1-1/2" x 1", which means it’ll take...

We have a bunch of Apollo Glowpro light boxes--you know, for viewing slides, tracing stencils and tattoo designs, drawing and drafting--but their power cords have been clipped. So we’re selling them for parts since so many of you Surpies are DIYers...

Sorry, like lunches, there are no free paper clips, but these 1-1/2” x 1-1/4” steel butterfly clips are dirt cheap at under four cents each, and you can’t hardly get anything for that. You’ll get (50) clips per package, and...

This fashion-forward plastic storage clipboard, like contractors and claims adjustors carry, is in a lovely teal (or other pastel color), which looks good with everything, including your eyes. Measures 9-1/2” x 13-1/2" with a standard clip on the...