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DUAL HEAD 8 OUNCE HOBBY MALLET
A Kinder, Gentler Hammer... Here’s your mallet, Surpies, an (8)-oz beauty with dual, rubbery plastic heads and a nice smooth wooden handle. 9-3/4” long overall, and head is 2-1/2” wide x 1” dia. Good balance, very nice feel...$4.50$4.50 -
SMALL CIRCULAR PLASTIC GEM HOLDER 25PK
You Holdin’ Gems? If so, move them to these round, clear plastic gem holders, 1-1/8” dia x 1/2” thick, with snug-fitting lids and removable black foam discs inside. You’ll get a pack of (25) holders. Also great for bugs, soil,...$5.95$5.95 -
SOLAR BATTERY POWER BANK SURVIVAL LIGHT
Bright Like A Phone! This 5-1/4" x 3” x 3/4" thick solar rechargeable battery power pack is about the shape and size of a cell phone but has an emergency 250-lumen LED flashlight on the front panel and a 40-lumen LED flashlight/spotlight on the end...$22.95$22.95 -
BOTTLE, SWEDISH BROWN MEDICINE, LIKE NEW, 20OZ
Our Finest Scandinavian Bottle... What’s brown and Swedish? Yes, meatballs. But also this (20)-oz glass medicine bottle with a finished ceramic stopper with handle. Bottle measures 7” tall overall, approx 5” tall to the shoulders, and...$19.50$19.50 -
CLEAR GLASS 5ML VIAL 1-9/16" X 7/8" SLEEVE (306)
Holders of Tiny Stuff... Fantastic, multi-use, tiny sleeves of (306) clear glass vials. (You know the type...At the doctors office when you need to get a flu shot). Perfect for holding essential oils, gems, crystals, small cows. Measuring a perfect...$24.50$24.50 -
LADIES BEWARE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD MENS CREW SOCKS
Put Some Socks On ’Em! Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, all of them Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready, and this batch is a great one. All (except Sharknado 3) are men’s size 10-13...Starting at $3.75Starting at $3.75 -
FRENCH GENDARMERIE NATIONALE POLICE HELMET
This is the helmet the French national police (Gendarmerie Nationale) once wore, and we have a bunch of them in great condition with matching, high-quality, comfortable liners. They’re similar to French M51 military pot helmets, and despite the...$49.50$49.50 -
GLOW TREE FLEXIBLE LED ILLUMINATED DECOR LIGHT
We Give it a Glowing Review! Next time someone asks you how your tree glows, tell them it glows just fine, and then tell them you got it from us. It’s called the Glow Tree LED Decor Light, and it’s one of the few things that is creapy enough...$13.50$13.50 -
STEEL HELMET, M73, ROMANIAN, USED, GOOD CONDITION
Helmet Of Many Armies... These Romanian Army M73 combat helmets are styled after the Dutch M38 helmet, and were used in small numbers in Romania during WWII and up to the 1970s. They’re still in use in some reserve units, and are also currently...$39.50$39.50 -
1-7/8" GLITTER TAPE 1-7/8" ON 3" CORE PKG(6)
Glam Tape That Don’t Flake... Glam bands would have loved this tape because the glitter doesn’t flake off like so many of their members and groupies did. You’ll get (6) rolls in (6) designs: blue with white hearts, gold with a square...$5.75$5.75 -
LED CAMO HEADLAMP WITH BATTERIES
Hands Free Camo! The thing about lamp colors is, you can’t really see them—because it’s dark out! This particular iZoom® LED headlamp happens to have a beige autumn camo pattern of tall grass and tree branches, and the rest of it is...$4.50$4.50 -
ASSORTED ROUND TINS RED, GREEN OR BLUE 3" PKG(6)
Tins For The Ages... Like a ’63 Corvette, aviator sunglasses and re-runs of Shark Week, classic round tins never go out of style. We have some great ones, 4” dia x 1-1/8” high, in red, blue and green with white piping around the lid...$6.95$6.95 -
10 OUNCE ALL METAL PUMP HAND OILER
Glup, Glup, Glup? Legacy™ (10)-oz oiler, measures 5" tall x 3” dia with a slip-in side handle, form-fitted for fingers and measuring approx 3-1/4" tall x 1-1/4" wide. Nozzle socket measures 1/4” dia, and the can comes with (2) different...$6.95$6.95 -
3-PACK MEDICAL GRADE D-BATTERIES NO BRAND
D Batteries That Get An A+ Feeling listless and low-energy? This unbranded (3)-pack of medical-grade “D” batteries might be just the boost you need. Each battery measures 2-1/4" tall x 1-1/2" dia. They’re metallic silver, with no...$3.75$3.75 -
ZOMBIE BIRTHDAY CANDLES SET OF 4
Funner Birthday Candles First of all, if you think “funner” is not a word, it proves you need to be funner. These candles, shaped like luchadores and zombies, with wicks coming out of their noggins, might even be funnest. You pick: the (2)...$4.50$4.50 -
SPY WANDERER SPORTPACK BACKPACK
Does the Spy Really Love Me? This super duty, bright red SPY+ Wanderer Sport backpack it the utility knife of backpacks and any Spy would be proud to carry it around. It's roomier than a clown car and measures approx. 19" tall x 15" wide. Backpack opens...$12.75$12.75 -
INSTALLGEAR CAR KEYLESS ENTRY SYSTEM
For Keyless Cars, Fobs Are Forever... Our automobile Keyless Entry System from InstallGear® includes a wiring system, main lockingunit, (2) key fobs and instructions for assembly and installation. Main locking unit measuresapprox 3" x 2-1/2" x...$14.50$14.50 -
RAINBOW SPHERE MAGNETIC (20) BALLS SCIENCE KIT
Round Rainbows... These are magnets, not really rainbows, but they shimmer in a rainbow of colors. The Rainbow Sphere Magnet Science Kit has (20) rainbow magnet spheres, each 3/4" dia, and a hard yet flexible storage case that’s an oval-ish 4-1/8"...$9.50$9.50 -
BATTERY CADDY TESTER & ORGANIZER COLOR BOX
Testing, Testing, Storing, Carrying… Nobody has batteries like you do—except for us. Our junk drawers are full of them, but ever since we got this Farpoint® Battery Caddy with Tester, our life has been re-energized! See-through case...$11.50$11.50 -
CIRCLE CUTTING TOOL 0.5IN-11.5 INCH CIRCLES
A Circular Argument You Can’t Lose... Our grandpappy was the only person we knew who could cut a perfect circle freehand, but we haven’t seen him since he sold the farm and moved to Luxembourg. With this circle cutter from Momenta®, now...$5.75$5.75 -
6' 3-PRONG GROUNDED LINE CORD SV7 18 GAUGE
Power Cord Progression... When we mentioned the words “power cord” to Jarvis, he launched into some pretty awesome air guitar. But we quickly clarified by displaying this simple 3-prong plug, which is approx 50" long (excluding plug and...$3.50$3.50 -
PLAY-DOH 6-PACK GROW UP SCENTS 6-DIFFERENT
That Will Bring Us Back To Doh-Oh-Oh You’re never too old for Play-Doh, so here’s our adult-themed (6)-pack that recalls the joys of youth while skewering middle-aged malaise. The plastic cans of “modelling compound,” as the...$16.50$16.50 -
MONOPOLY SURPRISE MYSTERY BOX GAME PIECE 5 PACK
Are You A Thimble Or A Top Hat? Monopoly® fans—unite! No wait—everyone for themselves! However you see it, this (5)-piece Monopoly® surprise mystery box is right up your alley, the one behind Virginia Avenue. Boxes, which are...$5.75$5.75 -
FLEX LIGHT STRIP FROM WEST & ARROW 13'
Runway Lights for the Rest of Us... These strip lights are plenty entertaining to us, but feel free to include them as part of a show. You’ll get 13 feet of flexible, trimmable light strip from West & Arrow, and the rest is up to you. Lights...$11.95$11.95 -
LED STRING LIGHTS ROOM ESSENTIALS
Light Up Your Life Boughs of holly? Nah! Deck the halls with LED string lights from Room Essentials™. This battery-operated string of (25) small, warm-white lights on a delicate silver wire will turn your regular ol’ apartment into a...$5.75$5.75 -
3-D MINI SMASH BOOK W/ FINE TIP MARKER/GLUE STICK
Smash This Book! A card, a regard, a tidbit, a smidgen, a doodle of a poodle…OK, we couldn’t read past that without smashing whoever wrote it inside the cover, but you get the idea. This smash book is perfect for ticket stubs, magazine...$9.50$9.50 -
CLASSIC BIC BRAND TWO COLOR PEN RED AND BLACK
In Color—2 Of Them! You love Bic® ball-point pens as much as we do, and this one is doubly lovable because it has (2) colors of long-lasting ink that you can switch back and forth between with a simple click. Change from black to red in nothing...$1.95$1.95 -
LARGE TRUNK ORGANIZER 23" X 15" X 14"
Enter Steerage In Style! This ain’t your grandpappy’s trunk organizer. For starters, it’s ginormous, light and flexible, and made of heavyweight polyester, so it folds up neatly on arrival. With open dimensions of 24" x 16" x 14" thick,...$34.50$34.50 -
MACHINES, STEM HOW CARS WORK
Seeds And STEMs Of Knowledge... These Discovering STEM kits from Engino® include activity books with innovative experiments and explanations of the high-tech principles applied, but they’re so hands-on and fun, kids ages 8-16+ won’t even...Starting at $14.50Starting at $14.50 -
TUMBLER, ROCK, TUMBLE-BEE 1x4, 4LB BARREL
Keep On Rockin'... Those rocks aren’t going to polish themselves. You know the drill…you find the rocks (or buy them from us), and use our top-notch Tumble-Bee equipment to polish them into display- or jewelry-worthy objects of beauty...Starting at $107.95Starting at $107.95 -
HINGED KNEE SUPPORT BRACE PIVOT POINTS
You OK? We thought we heard something when you stood up just now. We feel your pain. And we know you’re trapped—exercising in place, and in pain. Try this wrap-around Optima Dual ROM (range of motion) knee brace, with lateral support and a...$10.95$10.95 -
BIKE REPAIR KIT, COMPLETE TOOL 24 PC
Ohhh Nuts, A Flat! You're in the Peloton in the Tour de France and all of a sudden...flat tire? Your support car can't get through the pile up behind you. Good thing you had our handy, 24 piece tire repair kit, with its 4-in-1 compact folding multi-tool,...$9.15$9.15 -
LADDER, 2-STORY FIRE ESCAPE W/FIBERGLASS BLANKET
You Didn’t Start The Fire... Or maybe you did start the fire, by accident. Good thing you have this super-high-quality 2-Story Fire Escape Ladder from the aptly named Safety First Escape Ladders company. They make “#1 most trusted escape...$54.50$54.50 -
Big Padded Green Backpack 18" x 15"
Green Bags Are Good... This large, padded green bag isn’t environmentally green, per se, but very few bags are when you think about it. This one, measuring approx 18" x 15" x 5", is green in color, with black adjustable 1-1/2” wide, removable...$7.50$7.50 -
MOLDS, PORCELAIN BALLOON, VERY ASSORTED 5PK
Scary Molds... These white porcelain molds from the balloon industry are, frankly, the scariest non-medical items we've seen in a long time. They come in all sorts of sizes, in a bunch of shapes and sizes: rounds, ovals, screws, rods... on shafts with a...$9.50$9.50 -
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MODEL, 3D ALLIANCE LASER CUT WOODEN
The Incredibility of Lasers... You won’t find our newest crop of 3D models in Vogue, but we love them anyway. They’rewooden laser-cut models from IncrediBuilds®, and you know the drill—no glue or tools required.All include...Starting at $6.25$6.95Starting at $6.25$6.95 -
17" BLACK CABLE TIES, PACK (100) UV RRESISTANT
ZIP IT, ZIP IT REAL GOOD! In black. Our wire ties will tie things up, tie them down, or bundle all those errant wires into a nice neat package--and make that satisfying zzzziiiiiiiip sound while they're at it. We love that sound. You pick a pack of...$12.50$12.50 -
TACO VS BURRITO STRATEGIC CARD GAME BEST SELLING
Hold the Sour Cream! We regularly have the “taco vs. burrito” argument—uh, discussion—here at the office, usually around noon. Suffice to say, opinions differ. But everyone agrees on how great this all-ages Taco vs. Burrito Card...$12.50$12.50 -
EYE PYRMID NECKLACE 3/4" TRIANGLE ASST COLOR EYES
Keep An Eye On Your Chest We can’t think of any reason you wouldn’t want an Eye of Providence hanging from a 7” long black necklace cord around your neck. The chrome pyramid (actually, it’s a triangle) stands 1” tall, and...$1.95$1.95 -
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NEODYMIUM MAGNET WITH HOOK FOR HANGING
Hooked On Magnets Forget about phonics, we’re hooked on this magnet, which pairs a small, powerful neodymium magnet with a strong metal hook for hanging tools, pictures, calendars, dried fish—you name it—from any ferrous metallic...$4.00$4.5011% OFF$4.00$4.5011% OFF