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Hands Free Camo! The thing about lamp colors is, you can’t really see them—because it’s dark out! This particular iZoom® LED headlamp happens to have a beige autumn camo pattern of tall grass and tree branches, and the rest of it is...

How Does Your Tree Glow? Next time someone asks you how your tree glows, tell them it glows just fine, and then tell them you got it from us. It’s called the Glow Tree LED Decor Light, and it’s one of the few things that is creapy enough for...

Glam Tape That Don’t Flake... Glam bands would have loved this tape because the glitter doesn’t flake off like so many of their members and groupies did. You’ll get (6) rolls in (6) designs: blue with white hearts, gold with a square...

Tins For The Ages... Like a ’63 Corvette, aviator sunglasses and re-runs of Shark Week, classic round tins never go out of style. We have some great ones, 4” dia x 1-1/8” high, in red, blue and green with white piping around the lid...

Glup, Glup, Glup? Legacy™ (10)-oz oiler, measures 5" tall x 3” dia with a slip-in side handle, form-fitted for fingers and measuring approx 3-1/4" tall x 1-1/4" wide. Nozzle socket measures 1/4” dia, and the can comes with (2) different...

D Batteries That Get An A+ Feeling listless and low-energy? This unbranded (3)-pack of medical-grade “D” batteries might be just the boost you need. Each battery measures 2-1/4" tall x 1-1/2" dia. They’re metallic silver, with no...

Funner Birthday Candles First of all, if you think “funner” is not a word, it proves you need to be funner. These candles, shaped like luchadores and zombies, with wicks coming out of their noggins, might even be funnest. You pick: the (2)...

Does the Spy Really Love Me? This super duty, bright red SPY+ Wanderer Sport backpack it the utility knife of backpacks and any Spy would be proud to carry it around. It's roomier than a clown car and measures approx. 19" tall x 15" wide. Backpack opens...

For Keyless Cars, Fobs Are Forever... Our automobile Keyless Entry System from InstallGear® includes a wiring system, main lockingunit, (2) key fobs and instructions for assembly and installation. Main locking unit measuresapprox 3" x 2-1/2" x...

Round Rainbows... These are magnets, not really rainbows, but they shimmer in a rainbow of colors. The Rainbow Sphere Magnet Science Kit has (20) rainbow magnet spheres, each 3/4" dia, and a hard yet flexible storage case that’s an oval-ish 4-1/8"...

Testing, Testing, Storing, Carrying… Nobody has batteries like you do—except for us. Our junk drawers are full of them, but ever since we got this Farpoint® Battery Caddy with Tester, our life has been re-energized! See-through case...

A Circular Argument You Can’t Lose... Our grandpappy was the only person we knew who could cut a perfect circle freehand, but we haven’t seen him since he sold the farm and moved to Luxembourg. With this circle cutter from Momenta®, now...

Power Cord Progression... When we mentioned the words “power cord” to Jarvis, he launched into some pretty awesome air guitar. But we quickly clarified by displaying this simple 3-prong plug, which is approx 50" long (excluding plug and...

That Will Bring Us Back To Doh-Oh-Oh You’re never too old for Play-Doh, so here’s our adult-themed (6)-pack that recalls the joys of youth while skewering middle-aged malaise. The plastic cans of “modelling compound,” as the...

Are You A Thimble Or A Top Hat? Monopoly® fans—unite! No wait—everyone for themselves! However you see it, this (5)-piece Monopoly® surprise mystery box is right up your alley, the one behind Virginia Avenue. Boxes, which are...

Runway Lights for the Rest of Us... These strip lights are plenty entertaining to us, but feel free to include them as part of a show. You’ll get 13 feet of flexible, trimmable light strip from West & Arrow, and the rest is up to you. Lights...

Light Up Your Life Boughs of holly? Nah! Deck the halls with LED string lights from Room Essentials™. This battery-operated string of (25) small, warm-white lights on a delicate silver wire will turn your regular ol’ apartment into a...

Smash This Book! A card, a regard, a tidbit, a smidgen, a doodle of a poodle…OK, we couldn’t read past that without smashing whoever wrote it inside the cover, but you get the idea. This smash book is perfect for ticket stubs, magazine...

In Color—2 Of Them! You love Bic® ball-point pens as much as we do, and this one is doubly lovable because it has (2) colors of long-lasting ink that you can switch back and forth between with a simple click. Change from black to red in nothing...

Enter Steerage In Style! This ain’t your grandpappy’s trunk organizer. For starters, it’s ginormous, light and flexible, and made of heavyweight polyester, so it folds up neatly on arrival. With open dimensions of 24" x 16" x 14" thick,...

Bright Like A Phone! This 5-1/4" x 3” x 3/4" thick solar rechargeable battery power pack is about the shape and size of a cell phone but has an emergency 250-lumen LED flashlight on the front panel and a 40-lumen LED flashlight/spotlight on the end...

You OK? We thought we heard something when you stood up just now. We feel your pain. And we know you’re trapped—exercising in place, and in pain. Try this wrap-around Optima Dual ROM (range of motion) knee brace, with lateral support and a...

Ohhh Nuts, A Flat! You're in the Peloton in the Tour de France and all of a sudden...flat tire? Your support car can't get through the pile up behind you. Good thing you had our handy, 24 piece tire repair kit, with its 4-in-1 compact folding multi-tool,...

You Didn’t Start The Fire... Or maybe you did start the fire, by accident. Good thing you have this super-high-quality 2-Story Fire Escape Ladder from the aptly named Safety First Escape Ladders company. They make “#1 most trusted escape...

Green Bags Are Good... This large, padded green bag isn’t environmentally green, per se, but very few bags are when you think about it. This one, measuring approx 18" x 15" x 5", is green in color, with black adjustable 1-1/2” wide, removable...

Scary Molds... These white porcelain molds from the balloon industry are, frankly, the scariest non-medical items we've seen in a long time. They come in all sorts of sizes, in a bunch of shapes and sizes: rounds, ovals, screws, rods... on shafts with a...

The Incredibility of Lasers... You won’t find our newest crop of 3D models in Vogue, but we love them anyway. They’rewooden laser-cut models from IncrediBuilds®, and you know the drill—no glue or tools required.All include...

ZIP IT, ZIP IT REAL GOOD! In black. Our wire ties will tie things up, tie them down, or bundle all those errant wires into a nice neat package--and make that satisfying zzzziiiiiiiip sound while they're at it. We love that sound. You pick a pack of...

Hold the Sour Cream! We regularly have the “taco vs. burrito” argument—uh, discussion—here at the office, usually around noon. Suffice to say, opinions differ. But everyone agrees on how great this all-ages Taco vs. Burrito Card...

Keep An Eye On Your Chest We can’t think of any reason you wouldn’t want an Eye of Providence hanging from a 7” long black necklace cord around your neck. The chrome pyramid (actually, it’s a triangle) stands 1” tall, and...

Hooked On Magnets Forget about phonics, we’re hooked on this magnet, which pairs a small, powerful neodymium magnet with a strong metal hook for hanging tools, pictures, calendars, dried fish—you name it—from any ferrous metallic...

Mounting Animal Magnetism You hear that? Like a deeply satisfying metallic clink? That’s the sound of a powerful round mounting magnet with a hole in the center uniting with the metal surface of your choice. The magnet is 1-1/4" dia x 1/4" thick...

For Clear Boundaries, GITD Tape... We had three concussions at the last midnight staff volleyball game because no one could see the lines on the court. Wish we’d have had this Duck brand glow-in-the-dark (GITD) tape. The roll measures approx...

Nail Clippers For Elite Men... Elite for Men made this set of (2) nail clippers, (1) large and (1) small, though the blue rubber grips make them downright egalitarian—perfect for grooming on that rocky bus ride to the rendering plant! Large clipper...

Funner Birthday Candles First of all, if you think funner is not a word, it proves you need to be funner. These candles, shaped like luchadores with wicks coming out of their noggins, might even be funnest. You’ll get (2) red luchadores candles,...

Plug In And Walk About This portable remote-control outlet from Hyper Tough™ can be moved from room to room and controlled with a wireless remote. No wall needed. Just put the standard outlet where you need juice, and the remote-control unit will...

No—You’re The One! We’re talking to you, rubber ducky, and all your friends, too. These assorted rubber duckies measure 2-1/4" dia x 1-3/4" tall, and come in a variety of themes, including sports (basketball, baseball, soccer and...

Messages On Your Back The world is your oyster, and your back is a billboard with this LED backpack measuring 16-1/2" x 12-1/2" x 4-3/4". Download the app from Google or Apple, use Wi-Fi to connect to the backpack, and begin typing in text messages,...

Flexible File Box If “file box” conjures the words “heavy” and “metal,” think again. This soft-rock version is made of a light material that feels like stiff polyester but is sturdy enough to protect your files. Folds...

Go Ahead, Pin It On Me It’s the little things with push pins, probably because they themselves are such little things. These pins by EleQit, for instance, have metal prongs in a pleasant rose-gold color (the pin part) and grippy bits in a nice...