Novelties & Misc Toys

Novelties & Misc Toys

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  • POP-UP SQUIRREL STRESS RELIEF TREE STUMP POP-UP SQUIRREL STRESS RELIEF TREE STUMP

    Squirrel In A Stump
    POP-UP SQUIRREL STRESS RELIEF TREE STUMP

    That’s one of our favorite bluegrass tunes, but it’s also this very satisfying rubber-flexible plastic pop-up toy that seems to eat up hours of our time. Imagine how intriguing a kid will find it! The base is a light brown tree stump, 2-3/8"...
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    6 ASSORTED CAT BUTT MAGNETS 6 ASSORTED CAT BUTT MAGNETS

    They Got Magnetic Butts, an they Cannot Lie...
    6 ASSORTED CAT BUTT MAGNETS

    Go ahead, stick your tail in the air when visitors drop by and shower your cat butts with compliments. We’ll send you (6) different felinus gluteus maximuses, aka cat butts, which’ll stick to your fridge or metal file cabinets via a magnet on...
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    RECHARGEABLE RGB DISCO LIGHT WRIST BAND RECHARGEABLE RGB DISCO LIGHT WRIST BAND

    Disco On Your Wrist-o...
    RECHARGEABLE RGB DISCO LIGHT WRIST BAND

    Nothing says disco like a bracelet that pulses different-colored LED lights in time with a solid four-on-the-floor beat (and many other sounds). A sort of geodesic dome, in clear plastic, 1” wide x 3/4” tall on a 2” square base, the...
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  • MAGNETIC RATTLESNAKE EGG "SINGING" MAGNETIC RATTLESNAKE EGG "SINGING"

    Rattlesnake Egg Magnets
    MAGNETIC RATTLESNAKE EGG "SINGING"

    Or singing suppositories. The pair is very magnetic, whatever they are. The 1-3/4" long prolate spheroids look like highly polished black hematites. Hold them an inch apart in your palm, toss 'em into the air and listen to them make a sound like the...
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    5 ASSORTED DOG BUTT MAGNETS PLUS HYDRANT 5 ASSORTED DOG BUTT MAGNETS PLUS HYDRANT

    42.5% Discounts On Dog Bottoms!
    5 ASSORTED DOG BUTT MAGNETS PLUS HYDRANT

    That's right, canine hindquarters fans, you can now order $14 worth of tail ends for just $7.50. You'll get (5) different pooch posteriors, plus a bonus fire hydrant, all in magnet form, ready to stick on your refrigerator door, making all and sundry...
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  • USB LED DISCO LIGHT FLASHING CELLPHONE USB LED DISCO LIGHT FLASHING CELLPHONE

    Mini Disco Ball for... Phones?
    USB LED DISCO LIGHT FLASHING CELLPHONE

    Take the party with you with this mini-disco ball. Measures approx 1-3/4" dia and has adapters that allow it to plug into your cellie! That’s right—stuck elevators, interminable car rides, boring lunches and jury duty waiting rooms are...
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  • MINI CUBE PUZZLE PARTY TOY MINI CUBE PUZZLE PARTY TOY

    Puzzle Cube Craziness!
    MINI CUBE PUZZLE PARTY TOY

    This mini version is just as frustrating and the big one and it was all the rage in the late 70's...80's...90's...oh, heck with it they are still all the rage. This pocket sized mini version is great to hand out as freebies, kids parties or just to have...
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  • ORIGINAL METAL SLINKY WONDERFUL TOY ORIGINAL METAL SLINKY WONDERFUL TOY

    Original Slinky
    ORIGINAL METAL SLINKY WONDERFUL TOY

    Does anyone really need to be told what a Slinky® is?? Okay, it is a very slack spring, 2-7/8" dia x 2-1/2" long, compressed. It will stretch out to about 5 or 6 feet long without deforming. That's the boring part. The interesting part is that it...
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  • SLIDE WHISTLE 6-7/8" PLASTIC/STEEL SLIDE WHISTLE 6-7/8" PLASTIC/STEEL

    Play The Piston Flute
    SLIDE WHISTLE 6-7/8" PLASTIC/STEEL

    Or the Swanee whistle. Whatever you call it, this little slide whistle (just consider it the smallest trombone in the universe) has an outsized musical history. No elevator has ever fallen in a cartoon without its accompaniment, and no jug band is...
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  • UH OH... EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS IN A TIN UH OH... EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS IN A TIN

    Underpants In A Can!
    UH OH... EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS IN A TIN

    Emergency underpants in a can. Says it all, doesn't it? Quite stretchable in a Tyvekish white fabric, "one pair fits most adults." They're hip-hugger, semi-bikini, translucent type drawers, so despite the smiling man wearing them and a red bow-tie on the...
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  • WORLD'S SMALLEST BLOWER W/ DUAL POWER WORLD'S SMALLEST BLOWER W/ DUAL POWER

    For Really Small Leaves
    WORLD'S SMALLEST BLOWER W/ DUAL POWER

    This USB- or battery-powered leaf blower is purported (by the writing on the package) to be the World’s Smallest Blower. Has an on/off switch and a removeable blower nozzle, and measures 3-1/4" tall x 2-1/2" wide x 6-1/4" (when the 3-1/4" nozzle is...
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  • WORLD'S SMALLEST HARMONICA WORLD'S SMALLEST HARMONICA

    Little Walter Would Approve
    WORLD'S SMALLEST HARMONICA

    He was born Marion Walter Jacobs, and in his sweet home Chicago he changed the way the harmonica was played. They called him Little Walter, and his blues harps were standard size, but oh, how he would have loved this Little Harmonica from the folks at...
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  • FABULOUS FOUNTAIN CONNECTION KIT FABULOUS FOUNTAIN CONNECTION KIT

    Not the Drinking Kind...
    FABULOUS FOUNTAIN CONNECTION KIT

    Decidedly clever little gizmo reminiscent of our ever popular tornado tube. It consists of a plastic sleeve into which one screws two empty 2-liter soda bottles. Inserted into the connecting tube are clear plastic "straws", one extending toward the...
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  • SWITCHBLADE COMB QUICK EJECTION ACTION 9" LONG SWITCHBLADE COMB QUICK EJECTION ACTION 9" LONG

    No Haircut, Just A Comb...
    SWITCHBLADE COMB QUICK EJECTION ACTION 9" LONG

    You can’t cut your hair, or anything, with this switchblade-like device because when the “blade” flips out, West Side Story-like, it’s actually a comb. Measures 9” overall when the comb is out, 4-1/2” when folded...
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  • CLASSIC 4" LONG 3-OCTAVE HARMONICA CLASSIC 4" LONG 3-OCTAVE HARMONICA

    Blues Harp
    CLASSIC 4" LONG 3-OCTAVE HARMONICA

    From the harmonica kings themselves at the Hohner company, comes this 4" long, 3-octave plus, plastic harmonica, in C, the people's key. We'll pick one in an attractive shade of red, green, blue, yellow or whatever color shows up next, and send it in a...
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  • CLASSIC WHOOPEE CUSHION 8-1/2" CLASSIC WHOOPEE CUSHION 8-1/2"

    Makin' Whoopee...
    CLASSIC WHOOPEE CUSHION 8-1/2"

    is best done with the sacred mother of all novelty items, the original Whoopee Cushion. Marlon Brando owned one. Of course he did, they're both American classics, except the cushion was born in Toronto. Ours is the classic 8" version.
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  • STAR TREK KIRK AND SPOCK MAGNET PLAY SET STAR TREK KIRK AND SPOCK MAGNET PLAY SET

    Like To Play Trek Up?
    STAR TREK KIRK AND SPOCK MAGNET PLAY SET

    Trekkie-Surpies, you’re gonna love this Star Trek™ Kirk and Spock magnetic wardrobe dress-up kit. We know—you’re welcome! Various uniforms, characters, weapons and tribbles will take your fridge to where no major appliance has...
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  • DUCK TAPE ASTROLOGY THEMED 1.88" X 10YDS DUCK TAPE ASTROLOGY THEMED 1.88" X 10YDS

    Duct Tape to the Stars...
    DUCK TAPE ASTROLOGY THEMED 1.88" X 10YDS

    We use a lot of duct tape around here, and sometimes we get tired of looking at the same old silver stuff. Lately we’ve been using this Duck Tape brand astrology tape, dark blue with yellow constellation designs on it representing Aries, Pisces and...
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  • WORLD'S SMALLEST TOOL KIT WORLD'S SMALLEST TOOL KIT

    Tiny Tools...
    WORLD'S SMALLEST TOOL KIT

    From our friends at World’s Smallest, here’s another diminutive delight—the World’s Smallest Tool Kit, and it’s fully functional. Red plastic hinged toolbox measures approx 2” x 1-1/2” x 1-1/2” with a...
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  • 5" ASSORTED-COLOR KAZOOS 5" ASSORTED-COLOR KAZOOS

    You Kazoo?
    5" ASSORTED-COLOR KAZOOS

    Us too, but then who doesn’t kazoo? These 5" long classic steel kazoos have 1-1/8” resonators, and come in (16) festive patterns. They come in sealed blind-box packaging so even our warehouse elves don't know which style you'll receive, and...
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  • ORIGINAL STYLE METAL KAZOO ORIGINAL STYLE METAL KAZOO

    Back To Basics
    ORIGINAL STYLE METAL KAZOO

    It could have been called an Alabama Buzzer after Alabama Vest, the man who invented it. Or a Clegghorn, after Thaddeus Von Clegg, the clock master who fabricated the first one. But the hand-crafted 4-3/4" long steel instrument was a simple amusement,...
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  • HANDY CHOPS CRITTER CHOPSTICK HANDS HANDY CHOPS CRITTER CHOPSTICK HANDS

    Chopstick Hands
    HANDY CHOPS CRITTER CHOPSTICK HANDS

    The worst thing about chopsticks? They’re just arms with no hands! Problem solved. Our 9” long chopsticks have (4) different whimsical "hands” at the business ends, to make picking stuff up easier. And that makes eating more fun,...
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  • WORLD'S SMALLEST LASER GUNS WORLD'S SMALLEST LASER GUNS

    Tiny Laser Guns
    WORLD'S SMALLEST LASER GUNS

    When someone asks you to bring out the big guns, leave these in the drawer. Called the World’s Smallest Laser Guns, these (2) space blaster-looking guns have white bodies and either blue or red highlights. They’re not actual laser guns, and...
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  • REALISTIC 6" PLASTICPLIERS PKG(3) REALISTIC 6" PLASTICPLIERS PKG(3)

    Got Plastic Nuts?
    REALISTIC 6" PLASTICPLIERS PKG(3)

    Plastic pliers are just the thing to keep the kiddies out of Dad’s toolbox. Safe, too. These authentic-ish gray slip-joint replicas are 6” long and would also make nice name-card holders for the Mechanic’s Annual Dinner Dance.
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  • 2-1/4" LONG INFLATABLE TONGUE 2-1/4" LONG INFLATABLE TONGUE

    Inflatatongue
    2-1/4" LONG INFLATABLE TONGUE

    No mother will approve this item, so keep quiet until it arrives. Our 2-1/4" long inflatable tongue has a pacifier-type end that you hold between your teeth. Blow into it and the rather standard-size pink rubber tongue inflates to three times normal size...
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    BIG BANG BUBBLE BLASTER RECHARGEABLE BIG BANG BUBBLE BLASTER RECHARGEABLE

    Bubbles From The Big Bang...
    BIG BANG BUBBLE BLASTER RECHARGEABLE

    The Big Bang Bubble Blaster (we just said that 10 times!) looks like a giant hairdryer from the ’70s. But it’s way more fun. This fat gun shoots thousands of bubbles, which built-in multi-colored LED lights give a magical tint to as they sail...
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    COLOR-CHANGING MOOD RINGS PKG(3) COLOR-CHANGING MOOD RINGS PKG(3)

    What Mood Is Your Ring In?
    COLOR-CHANGING MOOD RINGS PKG(3)

    Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear, when people could gauge your mood just by looking at your fingers. Our mood rings are tasteful, simple metal bands with mood-indicating stuff on the outside. We'll send you a trio from our bins of...
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  • RAINBOW MAGIC SPRING STAIR WALKING TOY RAINBOW MAGIC SPRING STAIR WALKING TOY

    This Toy Slinks Down Steps...
    RAINBOW MAGIC SPRING STAIR WALKING TOY

    It's a magical 2-1/2" dia, radial, spiral-ish, plastic, rainbow-design, stair-walking toy that most definitely does not make the classic, zippy, jangly, metal slinkish sounds you may or may not have experienced in another toy. But this one is definitely...
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  • WIND-UP CHATTERING TEETH 2-1/2" WIND-UP CHATTERING TEETH 2-1/2"

    T-t-t-t-toothy Fun
    WIND-UP CHATTERING TEETH 2-1/2"

    THE American classic novelty item (even ahead of the whoopee cushion and rubber vomit, we think) is a set of chattering choppers. Auto-dentures. Invented by Eddy Goldfarb in 1949, a man who made the Toy Industry Hall of Fame ahead of Milton Bradley,...
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  • WORLD'S SMALLEST WACKY WAVER WORLD'S SMALLEST WACKY WAVER

    Hi, My Name Is Mini Floppy!
    WORLD'S SMALLEST WACKY WAVER

    Meet mini floppy! (AKA wacky waver) You know floppy. You see his larger family members all over the place, promoting sales and events of all kinds. Floppy measures a mini 12" tall, has a battery operated fan in the base, and operates on a single 9-volt...
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  • REARVIEW SPY GLASSES ASSORTED COLORS REARVIEW SPY GLASSES ASSORTED COLORS

    Rearview Glasses
    REARVIEW SPY GLASSES ASSORTED COLORS

    Satchel Paige said never look back, something might be gaining on you, but he was a pitcher, not a spy. We recommend checking behind you with these stylish spy sunglasses with rear-view mirrors at the edges of both lenses. The flexible frame means one...
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  • CLASSIC STEEL JAW HARP CLASSIC STEEL JAW HARP

    Jaw Harp...The Dentist's Friend
    CLASSIC STEEL JAW HARP

    Plunk your magic twanger and call yourself froggy. This 3-5/8" long steel jaw harp, or mouth harp, is technically a plucked idiophone, but don't say that in Nashville. Includes playing instructions. Pay no attention to that vibration in your head.
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  • METALS DIECAST MINI WRESTLER FIGURES ASSORTED METALS DIECAST MINI WRESTLER FIGURES ASSORTED

    We Got Wrasslers...
    METALS DIECAST MINI WRESTLER FIGURES ASSORTED

    So far we have (5) of these super-detailed, painted Metals Die-Cast WWE wrestling figurines—Finn Balor™, Paige™, Sasha Banks™, Triple H™ and Brock Lesner™—but we’ll let you know if we track down more...
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  • YOGI MARIONNETTE WOODEN PUSH PUPPET YOGI MARIONNETTE WOODEN PUSH PUPPET

    Push The Yogi, Surpie...
    YOGI MARIONNETTE WOODEN PUSH PUPPET

    For all you Surpies who like the idea of yoga but don’t want to do it yourself, your ship has come in! We have a 6" tall, all-wooden marionette push puppet that’s hinged at all the major joints, which means it’s probably good for...
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  • SOPRANO RECORDER, CASE AND INSTRUCTIONS, 12-5/8" SOPRANO RECORDER, CASE AND INSTRUCTIONS, 12-5/8"

    Soprano in C
    SOPRANO RECORDER, CASE AND INSTRUCTIONS, 12-5/8"

    Special for your beginner tootler. Our black or ivory ABS plastic soprano recorder (Our choice) measures 12-5/8" long and includes a plastic carrying case, cleaning rod, and a sheet of fingering instructions.
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  • 8.5" LCD WRITING TABLET WITH PEN 8.5" LCD WRITING TABLET WITH PEN

    Swipe & Sketch...
    8.5" LCD WRITING TABLET WITH PEN

    Get ready for fun doodling session with our Lightweight & Compact LCD Drawing Tablet. Easily erase with a single button and prevent accidental deletion with the lock switch. Convenient and simple, it's touch-sensitive and ready for action with a...
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  • CLASSIC POTATO GUN, HAND POWERED CLASSIC POTATO GUN, HAND POWERED

    Spud Launcher
    CLASSIC POTATO GUN, HAND POWERED

    A plastic pistol shaped toy that shoots slugs of raw potato. Push the barrel into a potato, break off the slug, aim and shoot up to fifteen feet. Loads of fun, environmentally harmless, and about as safe as any "projectile" toy can be!! Pulls apart for...
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    WATER BALLOONS 60-PACK ASSORTED COLORS WATER BALLOONS 60-PACK ASSORTED COLORS

    Hey, Catch!
    WATER BALLOONS 60-PACK ASSORTED COLORS

    What fun is a picnic without water balloons? Or any outdoor party on a hot day? These water balloons come with a plastic attachment that screws onto water faucets for easy filling. Our each is a pack of (60) water balloons which will either be blue,...
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  • 8" x 11" GIANT PLAYING CARDS 8" x 11" GIANT PLAYING CARDS

    Big Deal
    8" x 11" GIANT PLAYING CARDS

    Care for a king-sized king of hearts? A jack of huge? Try our 8-1/2" x 11" deck of playing cards. Fun to shuffle and great if you've lost your reading glasses. Just the ticket for teaching a whole class of kids to play blackjack before the annual school...
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  • REVERSIBLE OCTOPUS PLUSH TOY PINK/GRAY REVERSIBLE OCTOPUS PLUSH TOY PINK/GRAY

    HAPPY FLUFFY OCTOPUS
    REVERSIBLE OCTOPUS PLUSH TOY PINK/GRAY

    We are told they are all the rage. Approx. 7" x 5" plush happy/sad octopus. These little buggers are reversible in mood and color. One side is one color with a smile, the other side is sad with a different color. Now let people know your mood without...
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