Novelties & Misc Toys

Go ahead, stick your tail in the air when visitors drop by and shower your cat butts with compliments. We’ll send you (6) different felinus gluteus maximuses, aka cat butts, which’ll stick to your fridge or metal file cabinets via a magnet on...

That’s one of our favorite bluegrass tunes, but it’s also this very satisfying rubber-flexible plastic pop-up toy that seems to eat up hours of our time. Imagine how intriguing a kid will find it! The base is a light brown tree stump, 2-3/8"...

That's right, canine hindquarters fans, you can now order $14 worth of tail ends for just $7.50. You'll get (5) different pooch posteriors, plus a bonus fire hydrant, all in magnet form, ready to stick on your refrigerator door, making all and sundry...

Or singing suppositories. The pair is very magnetic, whatever they are. The 1-3/4" long prolate spheroids look like highly polished black hematites. Hold them an inch apart in your palm, toss 'em into the air and listen to them make a sound like the...

Nothing says disco like a bracelet that pulses different-colored LED lights in time with a solid four-on-the-floor beat (and many other sounds). A sort of geodesic dome, in clear plastic, 1” wide x 3/4” tall on a 2” square base, the...

Pop, twist, bend, and repeat! Our pop tubes are the ultimate stress-relieving, boredom-busting sensory sensation. Feeling fidgety? Let the fun begin! From 8" they extend to about 20" and are bendy and flexi! Assorted colors our choice.  

Decidedly clever little gizmo reminiscent of our ever popular tornado tube. It consists of a plastic sleeve into which one screws two empty 2-liter soda bottles. Inserted into the connecting tube are clear plastic "straws", one extending toward the...

Does anyone really need to be told what a Slinky® is?? Okay, it is a very slack spring, 2-7/8" dia x 2-1/2" long, compressed. It will stretch out to about 5 or 6 feet long without deforming. That's the boring part. The interesting part is that it...

He was born Marion Walter Jacobs, and in his sweet home Chicago he changed the way the harmonica was played. They called him Little Walter, and his blues harps were standard size, but oh, how he would have loved this Little Harmonica from the folks at...

This mini version is just as frustrating and the big one and it was all the rage in the late 70's...80's...90's...oh, heck with it they are still all the rage. This pocket sized mini version is great to hand out as freebies, kids parties or just to have...

This USB- or battery-powered leaf blower is purported (by the writing on the package) to be the World’s Smallest Blower. Has an on/off switch and a removeable blower nozzle, and measures 3-1/4" tall x 2-1/2" wide x 6-1/4" (when the 3-1/4" nozzle is...

Emergency underpants in a can. Says it all, doesn't it? Quite stretchable in a Tyvekish white fabric, "one pair fits most adults." They're hip-hugger, semi-bikini, translucent type drawers, so despite the smiling man wearing them and a red bow-tie on the...

Or the Swanee whistle. Whatever you call it, this little slide whistle (just consider it the smallest trombone in the universe) has an outsized musical history. No elevator has ever fallen in a cartoon without its accompaniment, and no jug band is...

We use a lot of duct tape around here, and sometimes we get tired of looking at the same old silver stuff. Lately we’ve been using this Duck Tape brand astrology tape, dark blue with yellow constellation designs on it representing Aries, Pisces and...

Replace your capotain (aka “pilgrim hat”) this year with the actual star of the show, Tom Turkey himself. He’s fuzzy and soft—and cute, not creepy—in turkey tan with big white and black eyes, a red caruncle and wattle, a...

We are told they are all the rage. Approx. 7" x 5" plush happy/sad octopus. These little buggers are reversible in mood and color. One side is one color with a smile, the other side is sad with a different color. Now let people know your mood without...

You can’t cut your hair, or anything, with this switchblade-like device because when the “blade” flips out, West Side Story-like, it’s actually a comb. Measures 9” overall when the comb is out, 4-1/2” when folded...

When someone asks you to bring out the big guns, leave these in the drawer. Called the World’s Smallest Laser Guns, these (2) space blaster-looking guns have white bodies and either blue or red highlights. They’re not actual laser guns, and...

is best done with the sacred mother of all novelty items, the original Whoopee Cushion. Marlon Brando owned one. Of course he did, they're both American classics, except the cushion was born in Toronto. Ours is the classic 8" version.

From our friends at World’s Smallest, here’s another diminutive delight—the World’s Smallest Tool Kit, and it’s fully functional. Red plastic hinged toolbox measures approx 2” x 1-1/2” x 1-1/2” with a...

From the harmonica kings themselves at the Hohner company, comes this 4" long, 3-octave plus, plastic harmonica, in C, the people's key. We'll pick one in an attractive shade of red, green, blue, yellow or whatever color shows up next, and send it in a...

It's a magical 2-1/2" dia, radial, spiral-ish, plastic, rainbow-design, stair-walking toy that most definitely does not make the classic, zippy, jangly, metal slinkish sounds you may or may not have experienced in another toy. But this one is definitely...

It could have been called an Alabama Buzzer after Alabama Vest, the man who invented it. Or a Clegghorn, after Thaddeus Von Clegg, the clock master who fabricated the first one. But the hand-crafted 4-3/4" long steel instrument was a simple amusement,...

Us too, but then who doesn’t kazoo? These 5" long classic steel kazoos have 1-1/8” resonators, and come in (16) festive patterns. They come in sealed blind-box packaging so even our warehouse elves don't know which style you'll receive, and...

Trekkie-Surpies, you’re gonna love this Star Trek™ Kirk and Spock magnetic wardrobe dress-up kit. We know—you’re welcome! Various uniforms, characters, weapons and tribbles will take your fridge to where no major appliance has...

What fun is a picnic without water balloons? Or any outdoor party on a hot day? These water balloons come with a plastic attachment that screws onto water faucets for easy filling. Our each is a pack of (60) water balloons which will either be blue,...

For all you Surpies who like the idea of yoga but don’t want to do it yourself, your ship has come in! We have a 6" tall, all-wooden marionette push puppet that’s hinged at all the major joints, which means it’s probably good for...

Satchel Paige said never look back, something might be gaining on you, but he was a pitcher, not a spy. We recommend checking behind you with these stylish spy sunglasses with rear-view mirrors at the edges of both lenses. The flexible frame means one...

No mother will approve this item, so keep quiet until it arrives. Our 2-1/4" long inflatable tongue has a pacifier-type end that you hold between your teeth. Blow into it and the rather standard-size pink rubber tongue inflates to three times normal size...

Meet mini floppy! (AKA wacky waver) You know floppy. You see his larger family members all over the place, promoting sales and events of all kinds. Floppy measures a mini 12" tall, has a battery operated fan in the base, and operates on a single 9-volt...

Plastic pliers are just the thing to keep the kiddies out of Dad’s toolbox. Safe, too. These authentic-ish gray slip-joint replicas are 6” long and would also make nice name-card holders for the Mechanic’s Annual Dinner Dance.

THE American classic novelty item (even ahead of the whoopee cushion and rubber vomit, we think) is a set of chattering choppers. Auto-dentures. Invented by Eddy Goldfarb in 1949, a man who made the Toy Industry Hall of Fame ahead of Milton Bradley,...

Freeze—it’s a money gun! This “gun” looks more like the one the fuzz uses to check your speed than the one they keep in their holsters. In metallic gold (what else?) with the words “Money Gun” on the side, it spits out...

Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear, when people could gauge your mood just by looking at your fingers. Our mood rings are tasteful, simple metal bands with mood-indicating stuff on the outside. We'll send you a trio from our bins of...

Plunk your magic twanger and call yourself froggy. This 3-5/8" long steel jaw harp, or mouth harp, is technically a plucked idiophone, but don't say that in Nashville. Includes playing instructions. Pay no attention to that vibration in your head.

The worst thing about chopsticks? They’re just arms with no hands! Problem solved. Our 9” long chopsticks have (4) different whimsical "hands” at the business ends, to make picking stuff up easier. And that makes eating more fun,...

So far we have (5) of these super-detailed, painted Metals Die-Cast WWE wrestling figurines—Finn Balor™, Paige™, Sasha Banks™, Triple H™ and Brock Lesner™—but we’ll let you know if we track down more...

The Big Bang Bubble Blaster (we just said that 10 times!) looks like a giant hairdryer from the ’70s. But it’s way more fun. This fat gun shoots thousands of bubbles, which built-in multi-colored LED lights give a magical tint to as they sail...

It’s not really a robot, but then again it’s not really a rabbit. From Remote Control Pets, this cute, 6” long, light brown and white furry bunny wiggles its pink nose and hops when a kid presses the single-button remote control...

A plastic pistol shaped toy that shoots slugs of raw potato. Push the barrel into a potato, break off the slug, aim and shoot up to fifteen feet. Loads of fun, environmentally harmless, and about as safe as any "projectile" toy can be!! Pulls apart for...