Household Odds & Ends

Gator Aide On a stick. This 6-draw telescoping tool has a 1" steel alligator clip on the business end. Extends from 8-1/2" (with a pocket clip) to 36" long. Use it to light pilot lights and over-primed grills, to hold a magnet and grab lost screws, to...

Sure, we love a good shoehorn, but with sciatica like ours, who wants to bend over to use one, knowing it could be curtains? No worries with this svelte model, which telescopes from 12" to 30". The metal horn part is 1-1/2" x 4" and on a spring for easy...

Free-Range Soap! OK, maybe it’s not cage-free, but this bar soap is handmade on an Amish farm in Springfield, Missouri, using Abraham Graeber’s family recipe, which contains “no cancer-causing chemicals,” and is vegan, gluten...

The Comedian’s Luggage Even comedians have to go through security, and what better way to show how hilarious you are than to strap this Googly Eyes bag tag to your suitcase? Shows the world your wackiness, and helps you ID your bag on the carousel...

Magnifying Sheet for the Masses... Flat plastic Fresnel lens. This flexible magnifier is 7-1/4" x 10-1/4" and only about a millimeter thick. It is great when you need to scan a list, read a book, start a camp fire or just want to embiggen something. You...

Avoid that embarrassing moment when exciting luchadores show up for drinks and you give them boring coasters. This colorful Lucha Libre coaster set from Gamago features (4) silicone rubber coasters, each with a unique Mexican wrestling mask design...

So why can't you ever find one? Put a stop to that with this clear plastic storage box with (100) steel safety pins: (50) at 1-1/8"; (25) at 1-1/4"; and (25) at 1-1/2". Your grandmother would be proud of you.

We Give it a Glowing Review! Next time someone asks you how your tree glows, tell them it glows just fine, and then tell them you got it from us. It’s called the Glow Tree LED Decor Light, and it’s one of the few things that is creapy enough...

For all off you hikers, bikers, skiers, walkers, joggers, electricians, climbers, and outdoor (or indoor) enthusiasts what we have here is a 2-pack of instant hand warmers. Scouts love'em both big and small. Buy them in bunches!

Our 5” tall Mexican wrester bottle opener is forever in a squatting position with his arms linked in front of him, ready to pop a cap off a beer or soda. Outfitted in a black rubber suit and a matching mask with white highlights, he looks like he...

One of our all-time favorite items, back in neon colors. These surprisingly sturdy fly-swatters have plastic grip-handles, mesh heads and extendability. Measure 10-1/4” long when compressed, but pull the 4-draw handle and they extend to a...

For when you just can't drag yours around anymore? No, for out-of-sight cigarette butt and ash disposal. This mini-bucket, sans handle, is a 3-1/4" dia x 3-7/8" tall black-composition ashtray that can sit on a desk or table, or fit neatly into a car's...

Got A Hungover Zebra? Give the poor beast an ice pack, just like in the movies, but in a zippy zebra print. We miss ice packs, frankly, and so should you. These are the classic design. You pick: the large one at approx 9” dia when flattened empty;...

We want a (3)-piece set of yellow brushes! Well, you got it. These soft-bristle drill brushes are from Tolsen Tools, so you know we’re talking about two things: reliable high quality and unmistakable yellow and black, Tolsen’s signature...

No one likes drinking tea in the dark, which is why we’re offering this (2)-pack of wax-free, battery-operated, cool-to-the-touch decorative LED tea lights, aka votive candles. This way, you’ll never have to sip in the dark again. Your Earl...

Smell-Be-Goners OdorOuters. StinkSuckers. We like those names better than remodeez®, the charcoal remedy that “Outsmarts Smell,” but they work like magic. Activated charcoal is non-toxic, non-chemical, and really...

We’re fascinated by this thing. It’s a collapsible Red-Riding-Hoodish dispan/basket for your sink and beyond, with solid gray plastic rim, base and folding picnic-basket style handles, plus silicone sides in fashionable chartreuse. Measures...

Or go ahead and sew them on your underwear—it’s none of our business! This very slick (31)-piece sewing kit from Living Solutions™ comes in a hard-plastic travel case, 8” x 2-1/2" x 1-1/2” (like an eyeglasses case), and...

No Holes Bored... It’s the black Forever Belt of late night fame, the no-holes ratcheting cinch for your expanding waist. Features a 32-position gear rack on the underside in 1/4” increments in lieu of holes. In 1-1/8” wide black...

You can do both with this non-functioning, fake electrical outlet that’s actually a small safe. Looks like an ordinary off-white outlet, but has a 7" x 2" x 2-1/4" cavity in back. Swap out a real outlet, or use the teensy drywall saw that’s...

The Sands of Time... This lovely glass sand timer in the classic, rounded hourglass shape, has red sand and takes about 30 minutes to complete a cycle. Too bad there’s no such thing as a half-hourglass shape. Measures 7-3/4" tall x approx 3-1/4"...

There are no flies on him, our British Uncle Rupert used to say about our cousin Roger. That’s because Roger never went anywhere without a colorful plastic fly swatter like this one, 6” x 7” and hand-shaped, which was perfect for him...

Dinosaur Clean After a hard day of exploring, you'll dig getting clean with wash-n-roar showerhead. Modeled after a real life T-rex. Ok a Skull of the T-rex, but you get the drift. Made of durable, sturdy plastic and this carnivorous cleaner fits...

Why do they call them cheaters when they’re really just readers? We think they should be called losers because we (very clearly) see people misplacing them all the time. That’ll never be a problem for a winner like you since we’ll send...

With justifiable pride, we offer for your consideration this set of fingernail and toenail clippers shaped like the appendage they're designed for. Keep these in your medicine cabinet and you'll never again suffer the heartbreak of inappropriate clipper...

Copper Is The New Kale In flexible copper, 6-5/8" x 7/16" x 1/16" with 3/16" dia magnets on the ends, this bracelet is flexible enough to fit all wrists. Might be good for you, might just look good. Front of the package says the combo has been believed...

From JUVO®, the company that specializes in products for people with restricted range of motion or compromised motor skills, this extra-long ergonomic hairbrush measures 15-1/2" long with a 4-1/4" x 1-3/4" head with plastic bristles. The padded grip...

You Need A Jarhand Jarhands are nothing like Jarheads, but sometimes there’s not a big strong U.S. Marine on hand to open your stubborn jar. This jar opener measures 5-3/4" long, 2-1/2" wide and 7/8" tall in a sort of oblong “8” shape...

What is everybody standing on? Standing on your feet for several hours for crafts, home repairs, or laundry can be exhausting and strain your lower body. Enter Kera Sota waterproof anti-fatigue mats. These thick 12-mm multi-layered mats provide a cushion...

Zebra, Busted... Admit it, you’ve been searching for a really nice zebra head. Our polyresin bust is 12" tall overall, with a 9-3/4” x 9-1/2” head on a black stand that is 4-1/2” dia x 1-1/2” high. The zebra has a black...

The Tumble Wet Cycle These classic, stainless steel, double-walled, insulated tumblers with high gloss paint jobs and clear gasketed push-on tops work as well as they look. And they look good, y’all. The short ones (12-oz) measure 4-1/2" high x...

Works for CDs and DVDs, too. Our each is a 10-pack of 5” x 7” acid-free and lignin-free archival envelopes for storing negatives, index prints, and discs. They’re sealable, with a 3-1/2” x 5-1/2” window on the front and a...

You’ve seen them all over but our Face Shield Isolation Protective Masks are good for so much more than sneeze guards! Why? Because they keep solid, flying debris from banging against your face, and all manner of splatters and splotches from...

You Got a Little Something on your Chin... These bibs are designed to be wipe clean and come in four different styles: Magical Merbaby, Baby Brute, Baby From Mars, and Tattooed Baby. Here are some key features of these bibs: The pack includes 20 bibs, so...

The Science of Exercise... Coolest science exercise toy ever! A (blue) ball is mounted on an axle inside of a (2-3/4") transparent sphere. Start the inner ball whirling with the included string (getting a great laugh out of the poorly translated...

Plushy Massages From Conair® (the personal care products company, not the prison airline of movie fame), these plushy-looking bedroom slippers are purple, and have hidden vibration massagers. The International Electric Slipper Association credits...

Mirror, Mirror, etc, etc, etc Don't look back in anger, give everybody a mirror and let them look for themselves. You get a pack of (10) 2 1/2" x 1-7/8" hand mirrors in really thin little white plastic snap-shut cases. Front says...

Christmas is coming and it’s been a particularly stressful year, so the LTLKY Blood Pressure Monitor is the ideal gift for that person with everything, including anxiety. It measures 4-1/2" x 5” x 2-1/2" and has large 3/4” digital...

And does that baby have baby fingers and baby toes with tiny baby fingernails and tiny baby toenails? And do you buy that old grandmas' tale that you should chew them off so the baby doesn't scratch his or her baby skin? Really—go ask any old...

On The Air, On The Tree You’ll have a blue Christmas without this vintage tabletop microphone ornament. If you don’t put up a holiday tree, feel free to hang it, or stand it, anywhere you like for a retro radio/early rock’n’roll...