Kitchen Goods

Jarvis says you need this! Kitchen conversions are easy with this 3" x 4" deluxe American Science & Surplus fridge magnet that lists everything from a tablespoon to a cup with the equivalent in ounces, tablespoons, teaspoons, milliliters and...

Technically, this is a diminutive measuring cup, minus the handle, but it sure looks like a shot glass. Called the Mini Measure, it stands approx 2-1/2” tall with a 2” dia mouth tapering down to a 1-1/2” base. Measures 1 to 6 teaspoons,...

No matter what ingredients you put in a drink, it’s never as fun as when you sink a light strand in it. This 7-foot strand with (20) soft white lights loves to dive, but is also great for floral arrangements and centerpieces. Strand is flexible,...

Let's cut to the chase here -- these are the greatest kitchen item since sliced bread. Flexible chopping mats, and the versatile 15" x 12" x 0.5mm thick mats are not only ideal for small kitchens where every inch counts, they're great for any kitchen,...

A lovely mini-funnel, made for pouring Dad's special medicine into a hip flask, but just dandy for filling salt and pepper shakers or anything else with a little yap. Stainless steel with a 1-3/8" ID intake mouth and a 5/16" ID outlet. 1-7/8" tall OA.

It’s the perennial partygoer problem—how to manage your cheese cubes and BBQ cocktail weenies while sipping a delicious White Claw. Well, not anymore! This white, hard-plastic party plate has a C-shaped holder for said beverage, a deep 6-1/4"...

Pickles, tamales, red cabbage and the like keep getting tougher to open, so why not give yourself a little help with this (4)-size jar opener? It’s (2)-sided with one side handling 1-1/2” and 2” lids, and the other opening the...

For those of you who love a little smokiness in your of-the-moment, still-to-table craft cocktails or ironic, throwback highballs, this Cocktail Smoker Kit will raise your bar game to new levels. Comes with a handheld butane torch (like pastry chefs use...

Our hand-held knife and scissors sharpener has a pair of tungsten carbide heads pre-set at the correct angle for keeping an edge on things. Just rest the blade in the notch and pull. Pistol-grip style with a guard, in black plastic. Measures 6" x 5/8"...

Four fine funnels, a fantastic fare. Sturdy plastic, the biggest is 4-1/8" dia at the mouth, with a 1/2" dia spout, the smallest has a 1-7/8" dia mouth, 1/4" spout. The other (2) are in between. Frankly, it's freaky fun flowing fluids from four...

You'll need a set of tiny strainers. This (3)-piece, stainless steel set includes (1) strainer each at 3-1/2” dia, 3” dia, and 2-1/2” dia. Handles are about 6" long. Cute as a bunch of baby buttons, and the current favorite of the...

This handsome, well made sommelier’s corkscrew (the kind that looks like a nice pocket knife) will have you pulling corks like a pro. Foil-cutting knife, corkscrew and double-hinged fulcrum/bottle opener all have flip-out action. Ergonomic handle...

There’s nothing worse than opening a drawer and hearing everything shift and slide all over the place. OK, sure, there are a few worse things, but man we hate that sound. This non-adhesive, soft, synthetic, grippy material brings the sliding to a...

There’s no other way to say it. This space-saving silicone kitchen colander is downright nifty. We’ve been draining vegetables and pasta in ours since the day it arrived. Just for fun, we collapse it and store it after each use. And then we...

That's Nyoh-kee to you if you didn't have an Italian nonna. If you did, she probably got her grooves on with a fork. Unless she was a stylish, latter-day nonna, in which case she made her little grooved potato dumplings with something like this board,...

These silicone hot pads double as trivets or oven mitts. Measure 7-1/8" dia x 3/16" thick with 1/4" honeycomb indentations to further dissipate heat, plus a 3/8” hole near the edge so you can hang them up. We’ll pick one in red, blue, green...

Jarhands are nothing like Jarheads, but sometimes there’s not a big strong U.S. Marine on hand to open your stubborn jar. This jar opener measures 5-3/4" long, 2-1/2" wide and 7/8" tall in a sort of oblong “8” shape that has a 2-3/4" x...

This is a once in a lifetime deal on real Pyrex brand, made in Germany, 1500 mL glass beakers. Brand new and are incremented at 200 mL both up and down. They measure 165 mm x 120 mm and have the classic pouring lip. You say to yourself, self, I don't...

You know the problem with adorable cat-shaped ceramic salt and pepper shakers sitting in little baskets? They never come when you call them. Impossible to walk on leashes, too. Great for seasoning your food, though. Each measures approx 3" tall and 3"...

Never needs sharpening, according to the manufacturer, the Sharp Forever Copper Knife 2 Pack delivers effortless clean cuts every time. Sturdy, ergonomic comfort grip handle. Copper coated stainless steel with oval cut-out design to reduce friction and...

Trouble keeping your geologic eras straight? We feel your Paleozoic pain. This colorful 12-oz ceramic mug has a graphic timeline wrapped around it illustrating the Pre-Cambrian era up through Paleozoic, Mesozoic, and Cenozoic periods. And if you’re...

Actually, your coldest spoons. All we do is supply the spoon-shaped silicone mold that makes the ice spoons. Just fill it with water and pop it into your freezer. Next thing you know, you’ve got (2) 8” ice spoons. The molds come with...

Any Tull fans out there? This ceramic white mug with black handle and interior has a handsome matte finish and features (16) stylish line drawings of steam locomotives. Sip your bevvy while admiring a Hudson 4-6-4, a Berkshire 2-8-4 or a Yellowstone...

Some people settle for any old water bottle, but Surpies demand the best, which is why we got our hands on the best water bottle in the world. Holds 32 oz, and made of borosilicate glass, not that flint junk, so it’s healthier for you. We...

Sure, all dinosaurs were naked, but this 14-oz ceramic mug with a green exterior and white inside lets you see under their skin. Featuring pics of multiple dinos on the outside, when you pour in hot liquid, they shed their skin to show their skeletons...

Actually, the coffee-heating will be up to you, but as you sip from this 11-oz ceramic mug (which is both microwave- and dishwasher-safe) you can enjoy an awesome scene of Space Godzilla destroying Big Ben with his Corona Beam. For the true kaiju nerds,...

This soft-sided Mighty Mate cooler is ubiquitous in the Your-Logo-Here world of promotional items, but ours escaped before they could be imprinted. It’s a cross between a cooler and a messenger bag, actually, measuring 10” x 8” x...

You might use these stainless steel serrated serving spatulas as they’re intended—for slicing, serving and for practicing your “S” sounds. Then again, you might use them to flip omelets and bacon, like a short-order cook. Either...

Quick—which cooking utensil hogs up the most space? Correct, tongs. We assume that’s why the clever folks at Kikkerland® came up with these expanding tongs for kitchen, camping or backyard BBQ-ing. They measure 5" long when folded and...

Keep all your special orders straight with this handy set of Farmhouse Food Markers. They’re wood, 5" long and pointy, with nice laser cut shapes on the other end, from cows and pigs to chickens and leaves. Poke them into food as it comes off the...

Go ahead and have a glass of wine while you’re cooking with this (1)-quart Ballarini iLove Cooking saucepan. Made in Italy, and that’s all you need to know, capeesh? If you insist on knowing more, it measures 6-1/2” dia x 3” deep...

We know plenty of bakers who are artists, but let’s be honest, baking is science. Precision is crucial, which is why we rely on this nice assortment of measuring cups or equally nice collection of measuring spoons. You’ll get either a set of...

We found this great silicone, clip-on strainer recently, and we haven’t strained to carefully aim and dump a heavy pot of pasta into our old strainer in the sink since! Now we just pour…because this flexible strainer fits right over the edge...

This is one of those heat-morphing mugs that start off one way and end up another after you pour your favorite hot beverage into them. We can’t get enough of them, and this (12)-oz’er from Kikkerland® is particularly cool, starting out...

This 4" wide plastic bulldog clip has serrated jaws to hang on tight, and a light fridge-strength magnet on the back. We’ll pick five (5) from our selection of gray, light blue or bluish-greenish-blue clips adorned with assorted misprints. You can...

We can’t stop squeezing it and you’ll know why when you get one of your own. Our 11” long tube baster is from Farberware®, one of the most trusted names in roasting and basting. Crystal clear tapered tube has (4) markings from 1/4-...

This set of (2) red silicone molds have (6) 2-3/4” dia half-spheres each, which, to save you doing the math, are 1-3/8” deep. Dandy for making hemispherical ice, funny cupcakes, chocolate shells, gelatin, pudding, soap and anything else that...

And dicer and strainer. Call it the salad monkey, your very own sous chef. The (2)-piece plastic 60 Second Salad Maker™ set has a 6” dia x 3-1/2” deep bowl with slats for a knife, and locks onto a plastic cutting board. Fill it with...

These must be our smartest borosilicate glass cylinders with bases and pouring spouts because all (4) of them are graduated. No, we’re not going to apologize. But Modern Curiosity will throw in (2) cleaning brushes, 7-1/2” and 10-1/2”...

Either way, in wartime or peace, it never hurts to have a strong military presence in your baking utensils drawer. This (4)-piece Military Vehicle Cookie Cutter Set, we can safely say, is something you won’t find at most stores. We like it that way...