Halloween Beyond the Norm

We Give it a Glowing Review! Next time someone asks you how your tree glows, tell them it glows just fine, and then tell them you got it from us. It’s called the Glow Tree LED Decor Light, and it’s one of the few things that is creapy enough...

My, What Big Claws You Have... You know when you’re trying to pick up dead leaves and stuff like that from a soggy garden? That’s when you need these Garden Gloves with Claws. Don’t work your fingertips to nubs. Let the claws do the...

WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Want to feel like a Cold War-era spy, but also need a new conversation piece for your office? Our Romanian M74 Gas Mask has got you covered! Because it’s surplus, we don't know its age, but they are in good condition. The entire...

Thumbnail Flashlights Hook these on the zipper pulls on your jackets and you'll never be in the dark again. Tiny LED lights measure 1" x 9/16" in a 5/16" thick oblong, and come on a 7/8" long lanyard clip. We'll pick some that will go with your eyes, in...

Our Finest Scandinavian Bottle... What’s brown and Swedish? Yes, meatballs. But also this (20)-oz glass medicine bottle with a finished ceramic stopper with handle. Bottle measures 7” tall overall, approx 5” tall to the shoulders, and...

Put Some Socks On ’Em! Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, all of them Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready, and this batch is a great one. All (except Sharknado 3) are men’s size 10-13...

This is the helmet the French national police (Gendarmerie Nationale) once wore, and we have a bunch of them in great condition with matching, high-quality, comfortable liners. They’re similar to French M51 military pot helmets, and despite the...

Helmet Of Many Armies... These Romanian Army M73 combat helmets are styled after the Dutch M38 helmet, and were used in small numbers in Romania during WWII and up to the 1970s. They’re still in use in some reserve units, and are also currently...

Buddha Does Gardens... Add a touch of luck to your garden or living space with these See Speak Hear No Evil Decorative Buddha Statues. Measuring 5.125" tall, this solid garden decor is made of cement. It features an assortment of Buddhas in the "See,...

Hands Free Camo! The thing about lamp colors is, you can’t really see them—because it’s dark out! This particular iZoom® LED headlamp happens to have a beige autumn camo pattern of tall grass and tree branches, and the rest of it is...

Funner Birthday Candles First of all, if you think “funner” is not a word, it proves you need to be funner. These candles, shaped like luchadores and zombies, with wicks coming out of their noggins, might even be funnest. You pick: the (2)...

You’ll Like This Lamp... This lamp likes you and it likes itself. It likes everything because it’s a perpetual Thumb’s Up lamp, 6-1/2” tall x 4” wide, set on a 3-1/2” dia pedestal. You might even heart this Like Lamp...

Move Your Butt... These brand-spanking new 12VDC motors are made to move automobile seats but are willing to change. They spin at approx 190 rpm, draw 1.5A no load, and stall at approx 25A. Threaded shaft is at a right angle and is 4-1/8" x 7/16". Shaft...

Blaze Up! What you torch is up to you, but we suggest you do it with this extra-high temperature 2300F refillable butane Torch Blue. It’s handheld, in a pistol-grip style, with a blue cylindrical body/handle, a wide black plastic base, a silver...

Scary Molds... These white porcelain molds from the balloon industry are, frankly, the scariest non-medical items we've seen in a long time. They come in all sorts of sizes, in a bunch of shapes and sizes: rounds, ovals, screws, rods... on shafts with a...

Hooked On Magnets Forget about phonics, we’re hooked on this magnet, which pairs a small, powerful neodymium magnet with a strong metal hook for hanging tools, pictures, calendars, dried fish—you name it—from any ferrous metallic...

Plug In And Walk About... This portable remote-control outlet from Hyper Tough™ can be moved from room to room and controlled with a wireless remote. Just plug it into the wall and presto, remote control that device you just plugged in. Think "The...

Sprinkler Horn...The Unicorn of Unicorns At 5' tall from it's hooves, (hooves or feet?) this unicorn will be a hit at kids parties or Halloween parties. Because who doesn't want to ride into a party on a 5' unicorn? Located on it's belly is the...

Not fishnet stockings, but netting for actual fish, direct from the U.S. Army (you'd think Navy, wouldn't you?) in olive drab. It's a survival thing. You get a 10-foot x 5-foot net made of 3/4" squares individually knotted from twisted cotton/nylon, so...

MYLAR WARMTH They have the look of something designed for the space program. They're mylar, a paper-thin shiny metallic sheet, that comes in handy when your car breaks down in winter, or when you're separated from your climbing...

CHINEX? Rejoice, we have finally found a source of reasonably priced borosilicate lab glassware. This is the kind of glass in the trade marked Pyrex(tm) and Kimax(tm) labware. The stuff you can put right over the flame of the...

Why does Roger always get the credit for the skull and crossbones pirate flag? We feel it is time to share and have elected Barry to the post because he just walked by the vast editorial department here at A.S.&S. (AKA "my desk") Our Jolly Barry flag...

These non-fog not-really-welding goggles are just what you need to cap off your costume. Sure, the flip-up dark lenses are too dark to see through easily (that's why they have conventional clear plastic lenses underneath them), but leaving them flipped...

Donut magnet you can take to town!! 74mm dia. x 14mm thick with a 30mm hole. Very strong and well pedigreed - in fact, its kin are activating pacemakers. They are of a high permeability ferrite material with a lovely light blue or white epoxy coating...

When we call this a monster paint kit, we mean it’s huge—not that it’s meant for painting Godzilla or the Hulk. Although you could. Plenty of green. It’s a (40)-pack of (2)-oz tubes of assorted tempera paints, which are...

Fire away! No reason to cringe with this control tip syringe (our terrible rhymes, on the other hand…). Seriously, though, it’s easy to give something your best shot with this comfy (2) finger-hole-and-thumbhole grip. Syringe is 6-1/2" long...

Remember that Halloween when you wanted to go as a Czech soldier? Well, your full M98 uniform has arrived. In deep olive green and made of a synthetic khaki material, the shirt has bronze buttons down the front and on all (4) pockets, a Czech emblem on...

Remember that Halloween when you wanted to go as a Czech soldier? Well, your full M98 uniform has arrived. In deep olive green and made of a synthetic khaki material, the shirt has bronze buttons down the front and on all (4) pockets, a Czech emblem on...

The “Stealth Futuristic” wristwatch from Gadgets and Gear (now defunct) isn’t really stealth (it’s an attention grabber), and it’s futuristic in a way the original Star Wars was. Which means it’s super-cool and...

Just 8” in dia, this heavy-duty inner tube is for trailers that carry off-road vehicles, snowmobiles, motorcycles and heavy equipment. Model #AE29978G for 400/480-8 tires, with a straight valve stem. Also handy if your Shih Tzu likes to go tubing...

Our fashion buyers are just back from the shows in Milan with these brand new, nice quality, 80% poly/20% cotton lab coats. These are Euro-sizes, which generally (and generously) match chest circumference. The 42 has 34-1/2" sleeves, and the 48 has 36"...

Talking Bandages! Bandages in tins. We feel sorry for those flesh-colored bandages that are just trying to hide. Stand up and be healed with bandages that make a statement! Say Oink with this classic metal box of (15) sterile photo reproductions of a raw...

It looks as though it should be used for administering laudanum! A 30mL, 1-1/4" sq x 3" tall clear glass bottle, it has thick molded sides and a heavy lip: very antique in appearance. It is stoppered with a red(!) rubber stopper which is the squeeze...

Da Mare could use this to point out cracks in the infrastructure at Wrigley Field. You, having a forgiving nature, will resist the urge to point out cracks in da mayor's infrastructure. You will, of course, use it to point out chimney cracks to the...

Dancing Colors Rainbow Maker... Hang this holographic prism in the window for delicate, changing color effects. As the sun shines through, it throws splashes of red, yellow, green, blue, violet and more around the room. The glass disc is 4-1/8" dia x...

Have a blast at the family picnic or your next traffic jam -- or when boating, coaching the soccer team, or calling the kids for dinner. This lightweight megaphone is only 8-1/2" long, with a 5-1/2" dia horn and a fold-down handle, but its 5-watt power...

CELL PHONE LCDS These would be take-outs from cell phones, if they had ever gotten into any. As it is, these LCDs are new, and relative unknowns. It measures 1-1/2" x 1" x 1/16" thick and has connection pads that run along one of...