Novelties & Misc Toys

No maybes. Our each is a set of matching “YES” and “NO” buttons, a little over 3" in dia, like on quiz shows. When smacked, they recite one of (10) variations on the theme, as in “No, no, no, no” or “Yes, baby...

Push The Yogi, Surpie... For all you Surpies who like the idea of yoga but don’t want to do it yourself, your ship has come in! We have a 6" tall, all-wooden marionette push puppet that’s hinged at all the major joints, which means it’s...

Which One Is Monty? And now for something completely different. Yes, Python fans—this is actual Monty Python’s Flying Circus merch! Our collection of magnetic animated characters from the iconic TV show will turn your refrigerator, desk, file...

Interesting wire contraption that we played with as a child. A series of (4) tiers of overlapping and intertwined brass wire semicircular hoops are anchored at the open end to a pair of full circles. The whole can be shaped into a tube, double balls, a...

We are told they are all the rage. Approx. 7" x 5" plush happy/sad octopus. These little buggers are reversible in mood and color. One side is one color with a smile, the other side is sad with a different color. Now let people know your mood without...

Care for a king-sized king of hearts? A jack of huge? Try our 8-1/2" x 11" deck of playing cards. Fun to shuffle and great if you've lost your reading glasses. Just the ticket for teaching a whole class of kids to play blackjack before the annual school...

Candles For Household Saints We’re not sure how the clergy feel about them, but for us, these novena candles featuring “secular saints" walk the line nicely between the sacred and satirical. Maybe they cross it but go...

Nothing beats a classic Hot Wheels® car except this, which is (3) of them. From Mattel®, this Hot Wheels® 3 set includes assorted die-cast cars that look fast even when they’re sitting still in the cardboard and plastic-window...

Ever Wonder About Your Future? We can’t predict your future, but our Magic 8 Balls will take a crack at it. These are the classic toys that have predicted, or refused to predict, major life events of children everywhere since...

Double The Whoopee We’re proud as can be to offer the world’s largest whoopee cushion--twice as big as the original for a nation whose bottom line has doubled since the original cushion was invented nearly 100 years ago. We call that progress...

The original Joy Buzzer was called the Joke Buzzer (1932 U.S. patent #1845735, Soren Adams) and it replaced the more dangerous Zapper, which is lost to time, more's the pity. Our standard wind-up model is a 1-3/8" dia circle of perennial vibrating fun,...

We don’t have much to say about these, and we don’t care how you use them. We just know lots of Surpies will want them, because when you do this stuff for a while, you learn a few things. We’re talking about yellow, 2-1/4" tall x 3-1/4"...

A Week's Worth Of Whoopee A gallimaufry of gags, the prankster's pantheon. Our seven-day selection of sophomoric stupidity includes a joy buzzer, a fake ketchup spill that is perfect for a laptop or tablet, wrapped candy thats more bug than treat, a pack...

Our seriously oversized #2 pencil is perfect for someone taking really important notes, or anyone who's tired of misplacing pencils. Also good for that big test. Measures 14" long x a 1-1/8" octagon, with a working eraser. Really thick graphite runs...

What fun is a picnic without water balloons? Or any outdoor party on a hot day? These water balloons come with a plastic attachment that screws onto water faucets for easy filling. Our each is a pack of (60) water balloons which will either be blue,...

Direct from the American Academy of Cheesy Fake Acting Awards, we present our genuine faux Oscar-esque hollow plastic statuette with authentic ersatz gold plating, for the best supporting player in your life. Stands 9-1/4" tall on a 3" dia base. Why?...

Sure, those little bubble wands are huge hits with the tykes, but this Cool Penguin Bubble machine is a step up from that program. Make that a waddle up. Penguins love bubbles almost as much as kids! This red plastic one (the penguin, not the kid) stands...

We love games you can play either at work with co-workers, at home with a kid, or at a party with consenting adults. This is one of those games, the Mini Shoot and Score Game, which calls for 1 or 2 players to catapult balls into an elevated (9)-basket...

Waddling Walkers… Walking Dead lasted 12 years and ended in 2022, but that is what surplus is for isn’t it? For fans of the show, we have a treat for you. Wind-up dead folks. All the gang is here. Andrea, Daryl, Glenn, Governor, Michonne,...

An Alien in the Hand is Worth Two... These 2-3/4" Alien puppets are modeled after real alien hands. No Joke. They even glow in the dark just like real aliens. Your get a set of (4), one for each finger on one hand. Buy two for all your fingers! (Sorry...

We're suckers for an overbite, so we couldn't be prouder to offer Noddy, our bobblyhead squirrel in underpants. The world's cutest rodent stands 5-3/4” tall in his tighty-whities on a grass-green base that has a peel-off adhesive so he'll bobble on...

This Personal Doodle Board is for kids who like to pretend they have appointments. Made like an old-school PDA, but you pull the kitty's head to pull out a steel-tipped stylus and draw on the magnetic screen. Slide the slider on the back to erase...

These Guys Are Saints Secular saints, anyway. Pardon the oxymoron. And the sacrilege. These 8" x 2-1/8" dia glass-encased wax candles have an illustration of a “Secular Saint,” complete with “lives of the...

The person who named this colored sand deserves a raise because it’s a lot like magic sand, but that name was obviously taken. This sand, the kind of sand that won’t get wet, is called Fantastic Sand. Which is a fantastic name for magic-like...

You can never have enough bracelets—everyone knows that—and we’re happy to add to your collection. We’ve got assorted bead bracelets in purple, green and bronze-ish brown, and all you have to do is say the word. We’ll pick...

Meeeeowwww! These 1990's-vintage collectible Catwoman™ plastic finger rings are adjustable for any size and have a 1" dia disk with her masked feline image on it. Primarily hot pink on black. New in the original unopened package of (8) rings, one...

Stick Your Finger In One Of These Nothing says compact fun like rubber finger puppets. We recommend these for adding a touch of whimsy to parental or grandparental reading of bedtime stories. You pick a quartet of rubber cats or squirrels, in four...

Kreepie Krawlies® are smartphone pranks designed to make your phone just a tad more fun. You’ll get a 1-1/2” dia plastic disc with lenticulars that, when scanned with your phone, make distracting insect holograms appear on the back of...

Cut Your Stress In Half... This might be our most convenient stress-relief tool, a 2-3/4" dia x 1-1/2” tall foam half-ball in green with a simple ceramic magnet on the flat side. Stick it to the fridge, where it’ll hold your grocery list, a...

Well, they're from Marvel®, anyway, and they're just under 1-1/2” tall weighted Marvel® hero heads with a base. The object, we hear, is to knock your opponent’s zonks over by spinning, flicking, pushing or twirling your guy into the...

Who You Calling Piggy? If there’s one hilarious costume accessory you will always have a use for, it’s a rubber pig nose. Doesn’t take up a lot of space and it’s always good for a laugh before you stuff it into your pocket...