9 Button Corporate Jargon Sound Machine

Your Boss Sound Like A Machine?

We’re glad our boss Pat doesn’t sound like this Corporate Jargon Sound Effects machine, but we also can’t stop pushing the buttons to make the stuffy voice say “Let’s take that offline,” and “We’re gaining traction,” and our personal favorite, “I’m at capacity.” Has (9) catchphrases in all. Perfect for parties or work meetings, in-person and online. Measures a pocketable 3” x 1-1/2” x 1” and comes ready to use, batteries installed. And Pat, I’ll be taking the rest of the week off—I’m at capacity. Powered by three AG13 or LR44 batteries (included), it's the ideal gag gift for pranksters, guaranteed to make any office a more entertaining place.