Classic Chickens

Classic Chickens

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  • TURKEY HAT 14" LONG STRETCHY HEADBAND FITS MOST TURKEY HAT 14" LONG STRETCHY HEADBAND FITS MOST

    Alternative Thanksgiving Headwear
    TURKEY HAT 14" LONG STRETCHY HEADBAND FITS MOST

    Replace your capotain (aka “pilgrim hat”) this year with the actual star of the show, Tom Turkey himself. He’s fuzzy and soft—and cute, not creepy—in turkey tan with big white and black eyes, a red caruncle and wattle, a...
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    GOLDEN SHRILLING RUBBER CHICKEN GOLDEN SHRILLING RUBBER CHICKEN

    Rubber Chicken With Report...
    GOLDEN SHRILLING RUBBER CHICKEN

    This goldenesque rubber chicken can talk! Actually, squawk. Known as the Shrilling Chicken, it’s 11” long, in chicken-skin goldish color, complete with goose bumps, a squish me tag and don't forget the gaping mouth. Squeeze it for hours of...
    $8.95
    $10.95
    18% OFF
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  • CLASSIC 20" RUBBER CHICKEN CLASSIC 20" RUBBER CHICKEN

    Boneless Chickens...
    CLASSIC 20" RUBBER CHICKEN

    You may well have wondered where the boneless chicken breasts in your local supermarket come from. The answer is from boneless chickens. And we have some life sized rubber models of the birds to prove it. Modeled from life, they are shown plucked and as...
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  • 1-1/2"LONG PLASTIC  CHICKENS 12-PACK 1-1/2"LONG PLASTIC  CHICKENS 12-PACK

    Your Chicken!
    1-1/2"LONG PLASTIC CHICKENS 12-PACK

    Actually, your chickens, plural, since our each is multiples of lovely, plucked and naked chickens in full chicken color. And unlike the real thing, these are small enough to carry in your pocket, because you never know. In molded plastic, you pick the...
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  • CLASSIC POCKET PROTECTORS BLACK OR WHITE PKG(3) CLASSIC POCKET PROTECTORS BLACK OR WHITE PKG(3)

    Engineer's Fashion Accessory
    CLASSIC POCKET PROTECTORS BLACK OR WHITE PKG(3)

    No self-respecting number cruncher can afford to be seen without one of these fashion classics. We'll pick out (3) black or white vinyl pocket protectors in the traditional 5-1/2" x 3-1/2" size. Order quickly; It's only a question of time before these...
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  • CHICKEN FOOT FINGER PUPPETS PKG(2) CHICKEN FOOT FINGER PUPPETS PKG(2)

    Want Some Chicken Fingers?
    CHICKEN FOOT FINGER PUPPETS PKG(2)

    We don’t have much to say about these, and we don’t care how you use them. We just know lots of Surpies will want them, because when you do this stuff for a while, you learn a few things. We’re talking about yellow, 2-1/4" tall x 3-1/4"...
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