What in the name of stapler-shaped Jell-O is this thing?
Alright, folks, huddle up! It's that glorious day of the week where we stare blankly at something and pretend we know what it is: "What Is It Wednesday!" And let me tell you, this week's contestant is a real head-scratcher.
We've seen some weird stuff roll through here, from the "Is that a stapler?" to the "Why is there a rubber chicken in the server room?" But this... this is like if a forklift and a flamingo had a baby, and that baby decided to become a modern art piece.
Seriously, it looks like a cross between a "helping hand" from a novelty shop and something you'd use to give a golf cart a lift. We've flipped it, flopped it, even tried asking it nicely what it does. It's just sitting there, judging our collective intelligence, like it knows something we don't. And frankly, it’s winning.
So, we're throwing this existential crisis to you. What in the name of stapler-shaped Jell-O is this thing? What was it designed to do? Because right now, it’s just making us feel like we skipped a crucial class in "Things That Make Sense 101."
Let the wild guesses commence! And remember, the most absurd theory might just be the right one. Email us your guess at share@sciplus.com
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