What is it Tuesday? We're early this week!
So, we were doing some... "organizational restructuring" under the boss's desk (don't ask), and we unearthed this thing. At first, we thought it was a super fancy footrest. I mean, it's got dials, it's got a needle that goes from "GOOD" to "BAD" (which, let's be honest, sums up most Mondays), and it looks like it could probably survive a nuclear blast.
But then we plugged it in (against our better judgment), and things got weird. There's a "COLOR GUN" setting, which we're pretty sure isn't OSHA-approved for office use. And a "LIFE TEST" mode? We're afraid to ask. Is it for testing our lives? Because if so, we're failing.
Anyway, we're stumped. Is it a vintage lie detector? A prototype microwave that also doubles as a taser? Or did the boss just forget to clean out his garage again?
If you have any idea what this contraption is, please, for the love of all that is holy, tell us. Send your guesses to share@sciplus.com. We're starting a betting pool, and the winner gets to hide it under their desk next.
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