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What Is It Wednesday

What Is It Wednesday

It’s What Is It Wednesday here at the American Science and Surplus office, and boy, are we stumped. Today’s mystery item has a label on it... but good luck reading it. Seriously, it looks like someone spilled alphabet soup onto a secret code and then decided to call it a day. None of us can figure it out, and since we’ve already maxed out our quota of pretending to know things, we’re passing this one to you.

What do you think it says? Is it a warning? Instructions? A heartfelt love letter? No cheating with Google Translate, though—where’s the fun in that? And while you’re at it, what do you think this thing was used for? We’ve debated everything from alien communication devices to a high-tech cheese slicer, but we’re getting nowhere. If you’ve ever seen one of these in the wild—or better yet, used one—we want to hear your story. Bonus points if your explanation involves secret agents, mad scientists, or accidental explosions.

So, give us your best guess. What does this label really say, and what in the world is this thing? Keep it wild, keep it weird, and most importantly, keep it off the internet—because let’s be honest, that’s just cheating.

7th Jan 2025

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