We’re not sure how the clergy feel about them, but for us, these novena candles featuring “secular saints" walk the line nicely between the sacred and satirical. Maybe they cross it but go ahead, cast the first stone. They’re glass and wax, 8" tall x 2-1/8" dia, with colorful renderings of pop-culture “saints” on the front, just like their religious antecedents. The flipside has a prayer to the saint, a made-up saint’s day and what they’re the patron saint of (from rescue animals to rail splitters). You pick: Bob Ross, Freddie Mercury or Abraham Lincoln. Made in the USA.