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  • 30 SECOND DIGITAL ORAL THERMOMETER 30 SECOND DIGITAL ORAL THERMOMETER

    You Runnin' Hot?
    30 SECOND DIGITAL ORAL THERMOMETER

    Standard digital thermometers for people never go out of style. Place this one under the tongue or armpit (or you know where else…eeyeww), and you’ll get a quick, Fahrenheit or Celsius digital read-out. Beeps when it’s ready and has...
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  • 1980S-ERA SWISS MILITARY PUMP 1980S-ERA SWISS MILITARY PUMP

    This Will Pomp You Op!
    1980S-ERA SWISS MILITARY PUMP

    If there are two things the Swiss military knows, it’s knives and pumps. Here’s a manual water pump—used and surplus, which means it’s authentic, and collectible. Has a 20” long x 1-7/32” silver metal body,...
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  • KIDS AVENGER (tm) AND STAR WARS (tm) SOCKS KIDS AVENGER (tm) AND STAR WARS (tm) SOCKS

    Answer: Put A Sock In It
    KIDS AVENGER (tm) AND STAR WARS (tm) SOCKS

    Question: What should I stuff in my kid's Christmas stocking? It’ll be a teaching moment—you can explain the meta-ness of socks in a sock. These are especially nice socks for kids ages 4-6, or anyone with little feet, and you’ll get (9)...
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  • BABY-NAIL CLIPPER WITH 5X MAGNIFYER BABY-NAIL CLIPPER WITH 5X MAGNIFYER

    Got A Baby?
    BABY-NAIL CLIPPER WITH 5X MAGNIFYER

    And does that baby have baby fingers and baby toes with tiny baby fingernails and tiny baby toenails? And do you buy that old grandmas' tale that you should chew them off so the baby doesn't scratch his or her baby skin? Really—go ask any old...
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  • 32 OUNCE BOROSILICATE GLASS WATER BOTTLE 32 OUNCE BOROSILICATE GLASS WATER BOTTLE

    World Best Beverage Bottle!
    32 OUNCE BOROSILICATE GLASS WATER BOTTLE

    Some people settle for any old water bottle, but Surpies demand the best, which is why we got our hands on the best water bottle in the world. Holds 32 oz, and made of borosilicate glass, not that flint junk, so it’s healthier for you. We...
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  • BLACK IMITATION FUR PILLBOX HAT BLACK IMITATION FUR PILLBOX HAT

    Fun Faux Fur
    BLACK IMITATION FUR PILLBOX HAT

    But genuine faux fur, not your ersatz faux fur. This acrylic pillbox hat is just like the ones Audrey Hepburn wore, but really fuzzy. In a shiny minkish black, it's labeled one-size-fits-all, but it's on the small side, although slightly stretchy. Pat's...
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  • NYLON STRAP EASY LEG LIFTER STRAP NYLON STRAP EASY LEG LIFTER STRAP

    Lift-A-Leg
    NYLON STRAP EASY LEG LIFTER STRAP

    Go on, lift one, with some assistance from the Easy Leg Lifter. This blue nylon/polyester strap, 43” long x 1” wide, is designed specifically to help folks get a leg up—up onto a bed, up into a wheelchair, or up into a car. Simply...
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  • MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS MAGNET SET MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS MAGNET SET

    Which One Is Monty?
    MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS MAGNET SET

    And now for something completely different. Yes, Python fans—this is actual Monty Python’s Flying Circus merch! Our collection of magnetic animated characters from the iconic TV show will turn your refrigerator, desk, file cabinet or cubicle...
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  • 500-LUMEN FLEXI SOLAR RECHARGEABLE MOTION LIGHT 500-LUMEN FLEXI SOLAR RECHARGEABLE MOTION LIGHT

    Our First Sister Light...
    500-LUMEN FLEXI SOLAR RECHARGEABLE MOTION LIGHT

    We’ve got the mother of all Farpoint® motion lights, and it happens to be the sister of our ever-popular Casablanca-esque garage light. At 500 lumens, its beautifully bright, with (52) SMD LED lights on (3) panels that throw a 270-degree beam...
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  • SET OF 252 REUSABLE 1" X 2" LETTER/NUMBER STICKERS SET OF 252 REUSABLE 1" X 2" LETTER/NUMBER STICKERS

    Peel & Stick. Repeat.
    SET OF 252 REUSABLE 1" X 2" LETTER/NUMBER STICKERS

    This pack of (252) black peel and stick letters, numbers and symbols is from, wait for it, The Peel People®. Characters are from 1” to 2” tall and are ”everywhere safe,” removable without residue, and reusable. Perfect for...
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  • 24-PACK ROSE GOLD DRINKING STRAWS 24-PACK ROSE GOLD DRINKING STRAWS

    Fancy-Up Your Drinks
    24-PACK ROSE GOLD DRINKING STRAWS

    The only thing able to fancy-up a drink quicker than a fancy straw is some oddly shaped ice, and we don’t sell ice, not even the regular-shaped kind. We do, however, have these shiny, rose gold-finish decorative straws from Cakewalk™. Measure...
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  • GALVANIZED METAL POTS AND TRAY SET GALVANIZED METAL POTS AND TRAY SET

    Galvanized And Galvanizing
    GALVANIZED METAL POTS AND TRAY SET

    This is such a nice little set of (3) galvanized metal pots with a matching tray that we’re sure it’ll galvanize some Surpies into growing plants. A pair of the pots measure 4-1/4" tall with a 4" square x 7/8" lip and a 3" square body...
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  • CLASSIC MEDIEVAL GARGOYLE, 3" TALL CLASSIC MEDIEVAL GARGOYLE, 3" TALL

    Cute or Grotesque?
    CLASSIC MEDIEVAL GARGOYLE, 3" TALL

    We think this guy is both! This classically designed plastic gargoyle won’t be directing rain away from your building, but it sure will do a great job of guarding your desk, bookcase or nightstand. Looking like it was carved or cast, it's grey with...
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  • 12" TALL POLYRESIN ZEBRA BUST 12" TALL POLYRESIN ZEBRA BUST

    Zebra, Busted
    12" TALL POLYRESIN ZEBRA BUST

    Admit it, you’ve been searching for a really nice zebra head. Our polyresin bust is 12" tall overall, with a 9-3/4” x 9-1/2” head on a black stand that is 4-1/2” dia x 1-1/2” high. The zebra has a black nose, and stripes in...
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  • JUVO SMALL MOTOR SKILLS PLATE RIM JUVO SMALL MOTOR SKILLS PLATE RIM

    Plate Rim
    JUVO SMALL MOTOR SKILLS PLATE RIM

    Another item from JUVO® , specialists in products for people with restricted range of motion or small motor skills. This adjustable white plastic rim helps a person fill a spoon by pushing against it. The rim also keeps the food on the plate. Snaps...
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  • JUVO EXTRA LONG ERGONOMIC HAIRBRUSH JUVO EXTRA LONG ERGONOMIC HAIRBRUSH

    Long Brush From JUVO®
    JUVO EXTRA LONG ERGONOMIC HAIRBRUSH

    From JUVO®, the company that specializes in products for people with restricted range of motion or compromised motor skills, this extra-long ergonomic hairbrush measures 15-1/2" long with a 4-1/4" x 1-3/4" head with plastic bristles. The padded grip...
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  • RAILROAD CROSSING MODEL WITH SOUND RAILROAD CROSSING MODEL WITH SOUND

    I Hear The Train A-Comin'
    RAILROAD CROSSING MODEL WITH SOUND

    And you will, too, without even going to Folsom Prison, if you get this authentic-looking railroad crossing light. Has a flashing mode, and a light and sound option that includes locomotive noises that Pat called “awesome.” (He's a train guy...
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    ORANGE HELIO NIGHTLIGHT PROJECTOR ORANGE HELIO NIGHTLIGHT PROJECTOR

    The Teacher On The Ceiling
    ORANGE HELIO NIGHTLIGHT PROJECTOR

    What do you get when you cross a primary-grade teacher with a nightlight? The Helio—and no, it’s not a joke. It’s an LED projector that lulls kids asleep with pictures of the solar system, animal facts, marine...
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  • TOUCAN IN A BOAT STATUETTE TOUCAN IN A BOAT STATUETTE

    Toucan...
    TOUCAN IN A BOAT STATUETTE

    ...play this game. And so can you. Put a touch of tropical whimsy on your mantel with this laid-back toucan resting in a banana boat. Imagine a cross between Sam, the Froot Loops pitchbird, and Jimmy Buffet wasting away on his day off. Made from the...
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  • 4-PACK REUSABLE COLLAPSIBLE SILICONE STRAWS 4-PACK REUSABLE COLLAPSIBLE SILICONE STRAWS

    You Drew The Short Straw...
    4-PACK REUSABLE COLLAPSIBLE SILICONE STRAWS

    But that’s a very good thing in this case. These collapsible, reusable, BPA-free, food-grade silicone straws are approx 9-3/4” long, but fold up to fit into a 1-3/4” x 2-3/4” carrying pod with a carabiner. Attach it to your keys,...
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  • 4" DIAMETER WIRELESS CHARGER CELL PHONE 4" DIAMETER WIRELESS CHARGER CELL PHONE

    Lay Down And Recharge
    4" DIAMETER WIRELESS CHARGER CELL PHONE

    Not you, your phone. This little wireless Qi charging disc measures 4” dia and has an comforting LED indicator light. Includes a 3-foot USB to mini-USB to connect to a PC or adapter and outputs 5W, 7.5W and 10W, auto sensing. Manufacturer says it...
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  • RECHARGEABLE 300-LUM COB LED FLASHLIGHT RECHARGEABLE 300-LUM COB LED FLASHLIGHT

    Part Flash, Part Night
    RECHARGEABLE 300-LUM COB LED FLASHLIGHT

    This rechargeable COB LED flashlight sits in a charging base that plugs right into the wall and earns its keep as a nightlight. Flashlight has adjustable slide focus, hi/lo/off switch, and powerful disk magnets on the bottom for solid contact when...
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  • PLASTIC FACE SHIELD WITH ELASTIC HEADBAND PLASTIC FACE SHIELD WITH ELASTIC HEADBAND

    Shield Your Face!
    PLASTIC FACE SHIELD WITH ELASTIC HEADBAND

    You’ve seen them all over but our Face Shield Isolation Protective Masks are good for so much more than sneeze guards! Why? Because they keep solid, flying debris from banging against your face, and all manner of splatters and splotches from...
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  • PLASTIC GRASS DISH DRYING RACK PLASTIC GRASS DISH DRYING RACK

    Dry Your Dishes On The Lawn
    PLASTIC GRASS DISH DRYING RACK

    Or put a lawn on your kitchen counter, actually. This mega-clever drying rack is made of hundreds of 2" tall grass-like plastic spikes that hold items of different shapes and sizes while they dry. Dripped water collects in the 15-1/2" x 10-1/2" x 1" deep...
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  • VINYL SELF-ADHESIVE U.S. MAP VINYL SELF-ADHESIVE U.S. MAP

    Easy On, Easy Off
    VINYL SELF-ADHESIVE U.S. MAP

    Like sweat pants. These self-adhesive and repositionable classroom aids will make geography like two pieces of cake, or at least a box of cookies.  (2)-piece political/physical map of the United States, 36” wide x...
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  • VIEW-MASTER CLASSIC WITH 3 REELS VIEW-MASTER CLASSIC WITH 3 REELS

    THE CLASSIC VIEW
    VIEW-MASTER CLASSIC WITH 3 REELS

    This reincarnation of the classic View-Master® is called (wait for it) the View-Master Classic®. As much fun as ever, and still battery-free. Comes with (3) reels with (21) 3-D images, including Age of Dinosaurs, Safari Adventure and Marine Life...
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  • HASBRO LITE-BRITE LED TOY HASBRO LITE-BRITE LED TOY

    New Gen X Fun
    HASBRO LITE-BRITE LED TOY

    Gen Xers will remember hours of fun spent with the original Like-Brite before the Millennials ruined everything. Well, it’s back and like the cereals you used to eat, it’s New and Improved, with LEDs behind the 8-3/4” x 1-1/2”...
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  • JUMBO BOX MAGIC SET WITH 77 TRICKS JUMBO BOX MAGIC SET WITH 77 TRICKS

    Poof-You’re A Magician!
    JUMBO BOX MAGIC SET WITH 77 TRICKS

    You can’t start fooling people too early. This box of tricks is for budding magicians, and includes the props and instructions for (77) tricks. Includes a magic wand, without which you can’t be a magician, plus assorted cups, balls, cards and...
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  • SILICONE HOT PAD DISCS 7-1/8" ASST COLORS SILICONE HOT PAD DISCS 7-1/8" ASST COLORS

    Save The Tables
    SILICONE HOT PAD DISCS 7-1/8" ASST COLORS

    These silicone hot pads double as trivets or oven mitts. Measure 7-1/8" dia x 3/16" thick with 1/4" honeycomb indentations to further dissipate heat, plus a 3/8” hole near the edge so you can hang them up. We’ll pick one in red, blue, green...
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  • EASEL PAPER BLACKBOARDS 6-1/4" X 4-1/2" X 2-1/4" EASEL PAPER BLACKBOARDS 6-1/4" X 4-1/2" X 2-1/4"

    Blackboard Humble
    EASEL PAPER BLACKBOARDS 6-1/4" X 4-1/2" X 2-1/4"

    Small, but cute and handy, especially for school settings, these 6-1/4” x 4-1/2” folding black cardboard chalkboard easels make perfect, and reusable, name cards for meetings, table numbers, whatever. Write on them with standard chalk, or use...
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  • SILICONE COLLAPSIBLE DISHPAN/BASKET SILICONE COLLAPSIBLE DISHPAN/BASKET

    Collapsabasket
    SILICONE COLLAPSIBLE DISHPAN/BASKET

    We’re fascinated by this thing. It’s a collapsible Red-Riding-Hoodish dispan/basket for your sink and beyond, with solid gray plastic rim, base and folding picnic-basket style handles, plus silicone sides in fashionable chartreuse. Measures...
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  • WE DARE YOU SCIENCE BOOK 366 PAGE WE DARE YOU SCIENCE BOOK 366 PAGE

    Win Money From Children!
    WE DARE YOU SCIENCE BOOK 366 PAGE

    "WE DARE YOU!" by Vicki Cobb is a 322-page book for children, filled with over (300) scientific challenges and experiments that can be done with ordinary household stuff. A savvy adult could introduce kids to science by betting them their allowance money...
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  • CLASSIC BAMBOO BACK SCRATCHER CLASSIC BAMBOO BACK SCRATCHER

    Back To The Back Scratcher
    CLASSIC BAMBOO BACK SCRATCHER

    It’s back. Once upon a carnival, the bamboo back scratcher was the prize every kid came home with and there wasn’t an unscratched back in America--unless the kid came home with a goldfish, which are worthless for scratching backs. Now you can...
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  • INCREDIBLE COLLAPSIBLE BUCKET INCREDIBLE COLLAPSIBLE BUCKET

    The Accordion Bucket
    INCREDIBLE COLLAPSIBLE BUCKET

    Not to be confused with the bucket accordion, the least popular instrument of all time, this is a collapsible bucket, made of silicone with a hard plastic rim. Holds 1-1/3 gallons and stands 7-3/4" tall x 8-3/4" ID at the top, but collapses (accordions)...
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  • TIE-DYE WALLPAPER SQUARES TIE-DYE WALLPAPER SQUARES

    Tie-Dye Your Walls
    TIE-DYE WALLPAPER SQUARES

    Once upon a time you had to stuff your walls into a huge bucket if you wanted them tie-dyed, but now you just peel and stick these red-yellow-blue-green diagonal- pattern sheets on the wall and be grateful. Manufacturer says they're "Removable and...
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  • T-SHIRT, NIKOLA TESLA, SMALL, GITD SEPIA T-SHIRT, NIKOLA TESLA, SMALL, GITD SEPIA

    Tesla Tee
    T-SHIRT, NIKOLA TESLA, SMALL, GITD SEPIA

    If Nikola Tesla were alive he'd be sporting this lovely chocolate brown and sepia T-shirt, especially because it glows in the dark. (Just like he probably did.) Below his GITD name is his face and below that are photos and patent...
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  • POCKET SIZE UV LED FLASHLIGHT POCKET SIZE UV LED FLASHLIGHT

    Not Just Violet, But Ultraviolet
    POCKET SIZE UV LED FLASHLIGHT

    This pocket-sized mini-flashlight has (9) 405nm ultraviolet LEDs and myriad uses, from checking U.S. currency to working the door at your ultra-hip downtown clubs, spotting radiator and transmission fluid leaks, mineral identification, and (yes, it's...
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  • VACUUM SCREEN CLEANER ATTACHMENT VACUUM SCREEN CLEANER ATTACHMENT

    Stick This On Your Nozzle
    VACUUM SCREEN CLEANER ATTACHMENT

    This dual-brush screen-cleaner vacuum attachment has lost its vacuum cleaner. Give it a good home and it'll clean your window screens and screen doors much better than a garden hose or most husbands. Measures 5-5/8" x 3-1/8" x 1-1/4" with a pair of...
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  • BIGFOOT AIR FRESHENER PINE SCENT BIGFOOT AIR FRESHENER PINE SCENT

    Yeti Another First
    BIGFOOT AIR FRESHENER PINE SCENT

    In a automotive breakthrough of epic proportions, allow us to introduce the Bigfoot Air Freshener, complete with a little string for hanging from your rear-view mirror. And no, it's not an abominable aroma--it's pine-scented.
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  • COLLECTIBLE 1990's CATWOMAN RINGS COLLECTIBLE 1990's CATWOMAN RINGS

    A Ring For Every Cat Finger
    COLLECTIBLE 1990's CATWOMAN RINGS

    Meeeeowwww! These 1990's-vintage collectible Catwoman™ plastic finger rings are adjustable for any size and have a 1" dia disk with her masked feline image on it. Primarily hot pink on black. New in the original unopened package of (8) rings, one...
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