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RAIN SLICKER IN A BAG ONE SIZE FITS ALL
It’s a rain slicker in a bag! This conveniently packaged raincoat stores out of sight and snaps into action when the sky opens. Made of 100% EVA (that’s ethylene-vinyl acetate), and it will not disappoint. You’ll be as dry as a real...$3.95$3.95 -
UV PHONE SANITIZER W/WIRELESS CHARGER
You’re a wonderful person with many great qualities, and people appreciate you. But your hands are germ magnets, and your phone would give you the willies if you saw it under a microscope. Zap it in our UV Phone Sanitizer, which uses ultraviolet...$14.50$14.50 -
STARWARS STORM TROOPER 3 IN 1 UNIVERSAL WALLET
They call this black rubber accessory a Star Wars™ Mobile Wallet™ not because it came from a galaxy far, far away (or even a galaxy close, close to here), but because it fits on the back of your mobile phone—any mobile phone—and...$2.95$2.95 -
WAREHOUSE WHITE WOVEN BAG 3,000LB CAPACITY HANDLES
The "Yep, It Holds That" Sack Behold the Heavy-Duty Bulk Bag! With 4 Heavy Duty Corner Straps - Forkliftable, it's practically begging for a joyride on your favorite construction vehicle. Boasting a 3,000 Pound Holding Capacity, this white wonder (yes,...$39.95$39.95 -
PREMIER LUMEN8 12 FT. MULTICOLOR LED LIGHT STRIP
Forget boring beige. Plug this USB-powered wonder into existence and suddenly you have 16 colors and 4 dynamic moods ready to redefine your space. The 3M adhesive backing means you can stick it practically anywhere you crave a touch of the extraordinary...$9.50$9.50 -
20" MULTICOLORED ELASTIC BAND HEAD UMBRELLA
Anybody know know why? 20" diameter and elastic banded, this is just what you need to annoy the guy behind you at the big game. Also Keeps the sun out while mowing the lawn, or your head dry while taking the dog for a walk. It's elastic so it adjusts to...$3.25$3.25Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$3.25Subtotal: -
BRASS-PLATED STEEL GARDEN TOOLS
In a pinch you could eat with this brass-plated Garden Fork and Trowel set from Kikkerland®, but then what would you use to plant your rhubarb and geraniums with, your hands? You’re not uncivilized! Fork has (4) straight prongs and trowel is...$8.50$8.50 -
CECILLIO MUSICAL INSTRUMENT CLEANING KIT
This cleaning kit was designed for smooth cats cleaning their saxes—saxophones, you dig?—but a Surpie like you knows that a 10” x 10” microfiber cloth, 17” double-sided neck snake, 5” tapered brush, 4”...$3.75$3.75 -
400 LUMEN LED LANTERN HI-LO-RED FLASHING
This Versa Beam® Lantern from Farpoint® looks a lot like a cowbell, just sayin’. Has the same kind of loop handle at the top and measures a cowbell-ish 8-1/2” long x 5” wide x 3-12” deep, which means you can set it upright...$13.50$13.50 -
WEIGHTED SHOULDER WRAP
Over your shoulders, that is. The snuggly security of a weighted blanket rests gently over your neck and shoulders with this handy little wrap. Made of super-soft plush polyester fleece and filled with teeny-tiny little glass beads to add weight. Our...$9.50$9.50 -
COVER, SOFA COVER, QUILTED, BEIGE COLOR
Dribble much? Drop a lot of pizza on the davenport, sport? Save the couch with this 54" x 54" cover in a quilted beige, 65% poly-35% cotton, washable cover. It’s what your grandmother would want you to do (and she’s right), except that this...$9.50$9.50 -
KIT, VENUS FLYTRAP, GROW YOUR OWN
You supply the pot, we'll supply a dozen Venus Fly Trap seeds and a little sack of soil in a 4-3/8" x 2" dia plastic growing tube, plus an instruction sheet on the care and feeding of everyone's favorite meat-eating foliage. Gestation is about (14)...$12.95$12.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$12.95Subtotal: -
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MOLD FARM PRANK GIFT BOX
Not your amateurish gag boxes, but 4-color genuine-looking boxes like you find at all your Big-Box stores, with graphics, marketing copy, testimonials and instructions. You pick the amusingly disturbing Earwax Candle Kit, the mind bending 12,000 piece...Starting at $4.50$6.50Starting at $4.50$6.50 -
STAR POINT WIRELESS DOORBELL TRANSMITTER AND 2 RECEIVERS
The Star Point Wireless Doorbell Transmitter set comes with (1) battery-operated transmitter/button and (2) plug-in Sado Tech receivers/chimes, each approx 3” square by 1-1/2” deep. Great for houses, apartments, businesses, classrooms and...$12.50$12.50 -
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GLOW TREE FLEXIBLE LED ILLUMINATED DECOR 2-PACK
Next time someone asks you how your tree glows, tell them it glows just fine, and then tell them you got it from us. It’s called the Glow Tree LED Decor Light, and it’s one of the few things that is creapy enough for Halloween but elegant...$17.50$22.5022% OFF$17.50$22.5022% OFF -
CELLPHONE JAIL CELL WITH LOCK
Too much time on the phone? Lock it up! Our Phone Lock-Up consists of a black wire cage screwed into a blond wooden base with slots for (8) offending cell phones. On the front, (2) doors swing open to let the perps in, and a loop on each allows you to...$9.50$9.50 -
GNOME SQUIRREL FEEDER HEAD
You probably don't want squirrels in your garden and bird feeder, but there's no getting rid of them. This Gnome Squirrel Feeder lets you pretend that every pesky squirrel is a whimsical gnome. When squirrels eat out of the vinyl 7-3/4" (19.7 cm) tall...$19.95$19.95 -
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2-SHELF CORNER SHOWER CADDY
From Labcosi, this caddy is for soap, shampoo, conditioner and loofahs. Maybe a razor and shaving cream, too. It’s a (2)-pack of stainless steel shelves for the corner of your shower. Measure approx 11-1/2” x 8 x 1" each, and sort of look...$5.00$16.5070% OFF$5.00$16.5070% OFF -
BIGFOOT CROSSING METAL SIGN, 12" X 12"
Welcome to AS&SDOT, the better department of transportation. We provide all the highway, driveway, hallway, deck or bathroom crossing signs that the government neglects to post because they don't know what's really crossing your path. Mount your very...Starting at $18.50Starting at $18.50 -
HILLARY MASKS
This classic plastic Halloween mask with an elastic strap depicts a wide-smiling, lip-sticked, hair-coifed Hillary Clinton with amazing color. Has holes for the nose and eyes, and foam pads behind the forehead and chin. Covers the wearer’s face...$2.95$2.95 -
ASSORTED COLOR LED FAIRY STRING LIGHTS
Our assorted-color LED fairy string lights might summon a fairy or might just make your night a little more magical. Powered by (2) included button cell batteries, with an on/off switch on the battery unit, the lighted portion of the string is approx 6...$1.95$1.95 -
BIGMOUTH MAGICAL UNICORN EAR MUFFS
First question: why has it taken so long for someone to put a single, shiny, spiraling silver horn, soft white ears and a cascading pink, purple and blue mane on the headband of a fluffy, plushy set of kids earmuffs? Second question: why doesn’t...$5.75$5.75 -
READING GLASSES 3-PIECE SET
No one will call you “Four Eyes” when this (3)-pack of stylish reading glasses arrive. Then again, you won’t wear all of them at once, so they might when you put a pair on. It’ll be worth it, though, once you can finally see again...$8.95$8.95 -
100 LED SOLAR YARD LIGHTS ON A 36' STRING
Yes, the sun already lights your yard, but with this set of (100) solar-powered white LEDs, it will light up the yard at night, too. On a 36-foot cord attached to a solar cell and a NiMH rechargeable battery, it operates in steady-on or flashing modes...$14.75$14.75Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$14.75Subtotal: -
Cactus Green Neonesque Light
It’s very possible we still have an unpaid bar tab at The Neon Cactus, but that was a long time ago, and Dave probably doesn’t even work there anymore. Let’s turn our attention to this lovely light, shall we? It’s shaped like the...$9.50$9.50 -
TENNIS RACKET STYLE INSECT BUG ZAPPER
Looks like a cheap kid-sized tennis racket, but brother, this ain't for the kids. It's actually a fine way for adults to work on their upper-body strength and kill bugs at the same time. 18" long, with a 6" wide paddle lined with metal grid. A coil in...$5.95$5.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$5.95Subtotal: -
ASSORTED FISH TANK AQUARIUM ORNAMENTS
It doesn’t matter how old your aquarium is—it’ll look that much closer to brand new when you drop our mind-blowing undersea polyresin decorations into it. The fine details and bright colors are stunning—so much so that you...$8.50$8.50 -
LED Warm Color Solar Lights 2-Pack
What is it about string lights that make everything a little more pleasant? Heck if we know, but you keep asking for them, so here they are. These lights are solar-powered, and you’ll get (2) 66-foot spools, each with its own (200) warm,...$19.50$19.50 -
5" GUSTY USB DESK FAN WITH 3' CABLE
Some call him a blowhard...we just like to call him Tornado Timmy. His friends tell us he gets a little winded sometimes, but at 5" with a 3' cord and his usb connector, Timmy is all fan. Sleek black plastic design, and his classic base makes Timmy the...$6.95$6.95 -
WORLD'S SMALLEST LASER GUNS
When someone asks you to bring out the big guns, leave these in the drawer. Called the World’s Smallest Laser Guns, these (2) space blaster-looking guns have white bodies and either blue or red highlights. They’re not actual laser guns, and...$4.95$4.95 -
4-PACK ADJUSTABLE TARP CLIPS ADJUSTABLE SCREW
Every time your tarp flaps, it’s a cry for help. The solution is this (4)-pack of classic, adjustable tarp clips. Great for tarps with no holes, or tarps whose holes have gone away. Non-slip grips have a thumbscrew for easy jaw opening and closing,...$3.95$3.95 -
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MILITARY VEHICLE 4PC COOKIE CUTTER
Either way, in wartime or peace, it never hurts to have a strong military presence in your baking utensils drawer. This (4)-piece Military Vehicle Cookie Cutter Set, we can safely say, is something you won’t find at most stores. We like it that way...$4.37$8.7550% OFF$4.37$8.7550% OFF -
LIGHTED NEEDLE THREADERS PKG(3)
Life, and needle-threading, is hard enough, so this little tailor's friend has a 3/32" loop with a white LED below it so you can see what you’re doing. Includes a pair of button-cell batteries and the threader has a cover plus a little hook so you...$5.49$5.49Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$5.49Subtotal: -
CAT, SCARE, METAL W/MARBLE EYES, 14"X6-3/4"
Think scarecat, like scarecrow. This black cat is an outline cut from sheet metal with green cats’-eye marbles for eyes. Cat’s-eye marbles for eyes! Measures 14” long with the tail x 6-3/4” tall. Has a small hole in the upper...$5.75$5.75 -
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STAINLESS TURKEY SHAPED COOKIE CUTTER
A turkey for you, a turkey for me, everybody needs some turkey to be what you want to be... Just made that up. How about a 7" x 8" stainless cookie cutter shaped like...you guessed it, a turkey. Now gobble gobble.$1.25$5.7578% OFF$1.25$5.7578% OFF -
50-LUMEN RECHARGEEABLE MINI ZIPPER LIGHT
They call this a Mini Zipper Light because you can attach it to the zipper pull on your jacket, purse or backpack, but those aren’t the only things that have zippers and frankly you can hang it from anywhere. Like your keychain. Shines a bright 50...$5.95$5.95 -
WATER BOTTLE OUTDOOR BIRD FEEDER
This idea is for the birds. Literally. A green/black plastic perch, dish, and dispenser that you can screw onto an inverted plastic pop bottle to convert it into a bird feeder. Obviously, the bottle should have been emptied of pop and filled with...$3.75$3.75 -
SECURE PRO KEYPAD ALARM SYSTEM 110db
Forget those old-school burglar alarms – meet the 'Secure Pro,' your home's new, noise-making bodyguard! This tiny but mighty alarm is like a tiny, screaming watchdog that attaches to your doors and windows. When someone tries to open a protected...$12.50$12.50 -
TRAVEL/COSMETIC BAG GOLD/WHITE STRIPES
Somebody once called us the kings of gaudy. So we accept that title and consider that a challenge. This purse/pouch/clutch/bag or whatever you want to call it, is super gaudy (or Stylish) with golden accents. It's 6-1/2" x 5", and like a clam, it opens...$1.95$1.95 -
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FRENCH GENDARMERIE NATIONALE POLICE HELMET
This is the helmet the French national police (Gendarmerie Nationale) once wore, and we have a bunch of them in great condition with matching, high-quality, comfortable liners. They’re similar to French M51 military pot helmets, and despite the...$39.50$49.5020% OFF$39.50$49.5020% OFF