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BICYCLE SEAT BELT PRANK GIFT BOX
Nothing says gift-giving fun like embarrassing your loved ones! Whatever your heartfelt gift is, put it in this Bicycle Seat Belt prank gift box from Prank-O® and let the blushing and faux gratitude begin. Then, cue the tension-releasing laughter...$6.50$6.50 -
VINTAGE GERMAN DUST GOGGLES
GERMAN ORIGINAL MILITARY SURPLUS DUST GOGGLES. Fold-able with pouch.$11.50$11.50 -
LEATHER TANK HELMET, BELGIAN
USED BELGIUM BLACK SUMMER TANKER HELMET. Real Leather, Real Vintage. Smaller sizing, sample was size 52-55.$69.50$69.50 -
3" DECORATIVE HARLEQUIN MASK
This decorative porcelain harlequin mask is a tchotchke-sized 4” tall x 3” wide, with a ribbon to hang it by. Glazed white with gold and rose highlights. It could be worn by a cat for Carnivale, but they really don’t enjoy dressing up,...$0.95$0.95 -
AUTHENTIC VINTAGE JAPANESE SILK WEDDING KIMONO
AUTHENTIC VINTAGE JAPANESE SILK WEDDING KIMONO We believe this kimono dates back to the 1970s. Made of hand embroidered silk, it features Gold and Silver cranes in flight with accents of cherry blossoms in pink and gold thread. Pink to white gradient...$1,800.00$1,800.00 -
PET TALK COLLAR PRANK GIFT BOX
Nothing says gift-giving fun like embarrassing your loved ones! Whatever your heartfelt gift is, put it in this Pet Talk Animal Translator Collar prank gift box from Prank-O® and let the blushing and faux gratitude begin. Then, cue the...$6.50$6.50 -
BEER BEARD PRANK GIFT BOX
Nothing says gift-giving fun like embarrassing your loved ones! Whatever your heartfelt gift is, put it in this Beer Beard Secret Beverage Dispenser prank gift box from Prank-O® and let the blushing and faux gratitude begin. Then, cue the...$6.50$6.50 -
SKI JACKET FOR DOGS MEDIUM SIZED
Straight out of a time capsule marked “1983 fashion mistakes,” this dog jacket is so gloriously ugly it’s practically couture. It’s like someone found your mom’s old ski coat, shrank it down, and thought, “You know...$24.50$24.50 -
20 DAZZLING LED LIGHTS ON A COPPER STRING
We love string cheese as much as the next person, but it makes for terrible home decor. Instead, go for this 6-foot, flexible copper-colored wire strand with (20) tiny LED lights. Runs on (2) “AA” batteries, which you supply, and you can hang...$3.50$3.50 -
ORNAMENT MAKING KIT
Of course you want to Make Your Own Ornaments—we all do! Just to be clear, this Modern Ornament Making Kit isn’t just for Christmas. You can hang ornaments anytime, especially these with their colorful, retro ’70s and ’80s vibe...$3.50$3.50 -
MAGIC BEADS 6.3 OZ JUST ADD WATER
These aren’t just any beads, Surpies, these are tiny Magic Beadz™. That’s right—Beadz with a “z” and proud of it! They’re about the size of the little beads you’d sprinkle onto cookies or a cake. But they...$4.95$4.95 -
6-PACK SUCTION CUP HOOKS UPTO 6-LBS
Tired of wrestling with screwdrivers and hammers? These suction hooks are your new best friends! They're like magic – stick 'em on any smooth surface (think shower walls, bathroom tiles, even your fridge if you're feeling adventurous) and BAM!...$3.95$3.95 -
REINDEER TOILET COVER SEAT
Ho, Ho, Ho...ly Cow! Transform your bathroom into a winter wonderland with our Festive Reindeer Toilet Cover Set. Suprise the family when you change over at night and they think the bathroom has been taken over by a felt reindeer monster! Includes:...$6.95$6.95 -
NECK HOT WATER BOTTLE
Finally, a hug that doesn't require awkward small talk! This red fleece U-shaped hot water bottle is ready to embrace your neck and shoulders with soothing warmth. Say goodbye to tension and hello to the cozy embrace of pure, unadulterated heat. It's...$7.50$7.50 -
PAINT YOUR OWN POT PLANT KIT
Wait—don’t paint the plant, paint the planter. This Paint Your Own Plant Kit, originally from Target, includes a 3-1/2” tall x 3-1/2” dia terra cotta pot, (5) assorted non-toxic paints, (1) paint brush, (4) paper flowers, (2)...$2.50$2.50 -
LADIES BEWARE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD MENS CREW SOCKS
Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready. In men’s size 10-13 (for shoe sizes of 6-1/2 to 12) crew socks in poly/spandex blends. Features Butt-Head with...Starting at $3.75Starting at $3.75 -
3-1 TELESCOPIC SHOE HORN/SCRATCHER/MAGNET
If there’s one thing we hate, it’s bending down with one of those stubby little shoehorns to slip on our loafers, or bending to pick something up, or having to rub against a corner just to relieve an itch on our back. Since we scored this...$9.50$9.50 -
AMBIDEXTROUS THUMB BRACE
Or pinned down, anyway. This ambidextrous thumb brace is made of soft fabric with a stainless steel metal brace sewn inside. Allows full finger movement, and has hook-and-loop fasteners for adjusting both the wrist and thumb holds. In black neoprene.$4.75$4.75 -
BIG PRETTY SAFETY PINS PKG(5)
These big steel safety pins come in such terrific colors that they're practically jewelry in their own right. They're 4" long in assorted colors, including gold, black and metallic pink, blue and green. Perfect for closing buttonless sweaters and tops or...$5.50$5.50 -
6" LED LIGHT-UP WIRELESS PORTABLE SPEAKER
These bad boys are a portable light show and sound system rolled into one. They're small enough to fit in your backpack but loud enough to rock a backyard BBQ. With a battery life that'll outlast your wildest dance moves, these speakers are the ultimate...$10.95$10.95 -
PRECISION STICKY RULER FLEXIBLE REUSUABLE 12"
Of course we can’t sell George Washington, but of the fine rulers we can sell, this 12" long x 2” wide, self-adhesive-backed ruler is the finest. Has 1/16" markings with holes at 1/16", 1/8", 1/4", 1/2" and 1". Just stick a pencil through the...$2.95$2.95 -
ELECTRIC WHITE NEON STYLE LIGHTS 7' LONG
This electrical wire from American Crafts™ looks like neon tubing, but it’s actually lit with LEDs. You bend it into whatever message or shape you want, and it’ll stay that way. Go for a 1950s retro diner vibe or something more...$3.95$3.95 -
NESTED KITCHEN UTENSIL 6-PIECE SET IN GREY
This Home Hero (6)-piece nylon Kitchen Utensil Set nests like a tree standing tall above the counter, and it’s so dang beautiful and artistic we sometimes just stare at it and forget how hungry we are. In gray, the set stands about 20" tall when...$11.95$11.95 -
TARVOL 1.5" QUALITY IRON PADLOCK 3-KEYS
Keep your valuables safe behind the iron curtain and under lock and key with this Tarvol® hardened-iron padlock with (3) keys and a brass lock cylinder. Shackle measures approx 3/4" wide x 1” long when closed, and the body measures 1-1/2”...$4.75$4.75 -
4-DIGIT COMBO PADLOCK FROM DESIRED TOOLS 1"
Well, the combo is up to you, and this (4)-digit combination padlock comes with instructions on how to set it. Body is black (approx 2” x 1-1/2” x 1/2”) and the chrome shackle is 1” wide x 1-1/4” long when shackled. From...$5.95$5.95 -
Whizbuilders Illuminated World Globe Lamp
We’re so edgy at American Science & Surplus that we’re now selling world globes that are round. We’re also brave enough to say we believe this is the actual shape of the earth! Sometimes you gotta take a stand. This 8" dia...$19.50$19.50 -
10-PIECE MAGNETIC BAG CLIPS ANIMAL THEMED
Keep your chips, crackers and cookies fresh with this colorful (10)-pack of spring-loaded, animal-themed chip clips. You’ll get (2) llamas, tigers, penguins, foxes and owls (we think), for a total of (10) clips, each measuring approx 1" x 2-3/4"...$5.75$5.75Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$5.75Subtotal: -
40 PACK JEAN BUTTONS REPLACEMENT KIT
Pin all the “Flower Power” buttons you like on your jeans, but they’re not going to keep your pants up. This (40)-piece Jean Buttons kit will, because it comes with the sturdy buttons you button on denim (in assorted colors and...$9.50$9.50 -
BULLDOG 20-PIECE ANCHOR AND SCREW SET
That drywall’s not going to anchor itself, Surpies. Good thing you can stock up on Bulldog® Hardware drywall anchors for the current job and any future repairs. Your drywall, unlike the Twinkie in the back of your freezer, won’t last...$2.75$2.75 -
STORM PROOF SLEEVE-POUCH FOR PHONES 4-1/2" X 9"
An old bag phone wouldn’t even fit in this bag. This one, which measures 9” x 4-1/2” with a clear front and a hook’n’loop flap, is for the new-fangled cellular phones that no one could have imagined in the bag phone days...$14.50$14.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$14.50Subtotal: -
EAST GERMAN OLIVE DRAB LEATHER TANKER HELMET LINER
Das Hemlfutter ist nicht für Das Boot—ist für Das Panzer. That’s right, bilingual Surpies—this East German dark olive drab leather liner graced the inside of tanker helmets, because who would wear a helmet on a sub? Has ear...$12.50$12.50 -
Floating Waterproof Bluetooth RGB Speaker
It’s Deep Purple’s greatest song, and you can hear it literally on the water with this Floating Speaker with Bluetooth®. Measures 4-1/4" dia x 2-1/4" high and looks like an oversize yo-yo with lights that change color automatically. Has a...$17.95$17.95 -
CABLES & PORTS ZIPPER BAG
We love a good pouch—an old-school, zippered, hand-held, analog pouch. We especially love it when it has a smart theme like this white one with colorful electric Cables & Ports (and their names) all over it. Made of 100% cotton, the pouch...$13.95$13.95 -
GRAFFITI SLING MESSENGER BAG TAN YELLOW 9"
You like the logos and the graffiti and all the busy business? Well then, here’s your new ALBA® Graffiti Sling Shoulder Bag, which is tan with a green and red gucci-esque stripe and fun, positive graffiti in yellow, blue, red and green. Also...$14.50$14.50 -
STAINLESS STEEL PET BOWL 5" X 2" WOODEN HOLDER
This bowl isn't just functional, it's a statement piece for the discerning pet owner. Imagine the Instagram likes! The Perfect 3" x 5" Size: Accommodates even the most enthusiastic mini-munchkins. Don't let your pet dine like a pauper any longer. Order...$8.15$8.15 -
BUG ZAPPER SOLAR MOTION LIGHT 500 LUMENS
It's gonna be a Bug-B-Q! Introducing the solar stake bug zapper light that throws a bug bash that is a zappingly good time! It is the gold standard in back yard technology. So much so, we are just gonna give you the facts because they are so...$17.95$17.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$17.95Subtotal: -
COPPER KNIFE STAY SHARP 2 PACK
Never needs sharpening, the Sharp Forever Copper Knife 2 Pack delivers effortless clean cuts every time. Sturdy, ergonomic comfort grip handle. Copper coated stainless steel with oval cut-out design to reduce friction and prevent slices from sticking...$9.50$9.50 -
SAUCEMOTO DIPPING SAUCE HOLDER FOR CAR VENT
With the Saucemoto® dipping sauce holder for car vents, you’ll always have your ketchup, mustard or bbq sauce within arm’s reach at the drive-in. It’s sort of like a cupholder for condiment packets! Measures 3” x 3” and...$1.95$1.95 -
FLEXFIT HAT COOL DRY SIZE SMALL/MEDIUM
You can’t beat fun in the old ball cap—you know it’s true. We have (2) great ones here, nicely shaped with 3” long, slightly curved brims. You pick: the fitted FLEXFIT® small/medium black canvas-y cap with red accents and Cool...Starting at $3.50Starting at $3.50 -
FINEDINE OIL BOTTLE SET 2 GLASS BOTTLES, 2 SPOUTS
These Finedine oil dispensers are for your kitchen, not your garage. We’re talking olive oil, friends. Made of glass and 11” tall, these 17-oz bottles have pour spouts with dust caps and flat caps, and interchangeable screwcaps. We’ll...$12.50$12.50