Gifts For Geeks

"Police, open up!" takes on a whole new meaning with this gadget at your basement bar or backyard bar-b-que. Pop open a cold brew with this stainless steel police badge bottle opener, which measures a convincingly authentic 2-1/2" x 3", give or take...

This radar detector is like your personal speed coach, but instead of yelling at you, it just whispers, slow down. It's like having a tiny, high-tech lookout perched on your dashboard. This detector is tuned to pick up the most common radar bands...

Admiral Fitzroy used a device like this to determine weather changes aboard the HMS Beagle on Charles Darwin's expedition. This, of course, is why it’s known as Fitzroy’s Storm Glass. It’s believed that the different crystal formations...

What you torch is up to you, but we suggest you do it with this extra-high temperature 2300F refillable butane Torch Blue. It’s handheld, in a pistol-grip style, with a blue cylindrical body/handle, a wide black plastic base, a silver nozzle up top...

Introducing the Skully and Skully, Skull and Crossknives Emblem Cooking Apron: Because who needs cute aprons when you can be the captain of the high seas kitchen? This apron is not just a piece of black fabric; it's a statement. It says, "I'm here to...

It's back! The mother (or Grandmother) of all flashlights! At a foot long, this extra-sturdy rechargeable LED COB flashlight shines an ultra-bright 5000 lumens and has the ability to charge your phone and other devices with its USB output. Has (3) beam...

…to Super Plumber Brothers, Duplicate Dragon, and over (600) other classic video games with this Anniversary Edition Retro Mini Entertainment System. Nothing to download. All your 1980s faves are ready in this 5" x 4" x 2" console plus a pair of...

Hang this holographic prism in the window for delicate, changing color effects. As the sun shines through, it throws splashes of red, yellow, green, blue, violet and more around the room. The glass disc is 4-1/8" dia x 1/4" thick with a chrome-look frame...

Bring the future back to the analog world it was created in. This Star Wars The Last Jedi book and model set includes a Styrofoam cut-out model of the Silencer that you can put together, and a cool (32)-page book you can read. It’s got instructions...

This incredible multi-purpose workstation tool has a very large 3X, 3-1/2" dia LED-lighted magnifier on a 10" gooseneck (you add 4 "AA" batteries), a soldering-iron stand, cleaning sponge plus steel wool, a canister of flux paste, a pair of ...

An old bag phone wouldn’t even fit in this bag. This one, which measures 9” x 4-1/2” with a clear front and a hook’n’loop flap, is for the new-fangled cellular phones that no one could have imagined in the bag phone days...

Crank your tunes and watch this USB-powered Multicolor Sound-Activated RGB Light Bar bop to the beat. Stands approx 7-1/4” tall x 1” wide x 1” deep with power, color and mode buttons on the back. Has (18) color modes, (11) pulse modes...

From our friends at World’s Smallest, here’s another diminutive delight—the World’s Smallest Tool Kit, and it’s fully functional. Red plastic hinged toolbox measures approx 2” x 1-1/2” x 1-1/2” with a...

Trekkie-Surpies, you’re gonna love this Star Trek™ Kirk and Spock magnetic wardrobe dress-up kit. We know—you’re welcome! Various uniforms, characters, weapons and tribbles will take your fridge to where no major appliance has...

You can’t cut your hair, or anything, with this switchblade-like device because when the “blade” flips out, West Side Story-like, it’s actually a comb. Measures 9” overall when the comb is out, 4-1/2” when folded...

After you stick up these vinyl stickers, you can pull ’em down and store ’em until you’re ready to stick ’em up again. You’re so smart—yes, it’s because they’re reusable and won’t muck up your walls,...

Give all your guests this Blacklight and White Light LED Headlamp and let the rock’n’roll/underground cave excavation hijinks begin! Headlamp comes with an adjustable 1" wide elastic band, and a headlamp unit that measures 2-1/2" long x...

This USB- or battery-powered leaf blower is purported (by the writing on the package) to be the World’s Smallest Blower. Has an on/off switch and a removeable blower nozzle, and measures 3-1/4" tall x 2-1/2" wide x 6-1/4" (when the 3-1/4" nozzle is...

Remember Gage and DeSoto of Rampart General fame? Just sayin'. Our diagnostic bright LED penlights help to examine eyes, ears, throat, nose, mouth. The black colored penlight is for checking eyes and has a pupil gauge. The silver penlight is for checking...

Coolest science exercise toy ever! A (blue) ball is mounted on an axle inside of a (2-3/4") transparent sphere. Start the inner ball whirling with the included string (getting a great laugh out of the poorly translated instructions along the way). You...

No self-respecting number cruncher can afford to be seen without one of these fashion classics. We'll pick out (3) black or white vinyl pocket protectors in the traditional 5-1/2" x 3-1/2" size. Order quickly; It's only a question of time before these...

Spin this spindle and watch it turn in perpetuity!!  Well, for a long time anyway.  Inside the 5-1/2" long colored plastic spindle are magnets which are repelled by magnets in the 5" x 3" black plastic base.  The variously colored spindle...

Gen Xers will remember hours of fun spent with the original Like-Brite before the Millennials ruined everything. Well, it’s back and like the cereals you used to eat, it’s New and Improved, with LEDs behind the 8-3/4” x 1-1/2”...

If they're 10 or older, and mad for science, get them this Chemistry Lab Kit from Edu-Science, with chemicals, equipment and a manual for over (80) experiments. Includes copper sulfate, sodium carbonate, calcium carbonate and hydroxide, copper foil,...

Who doesn’t love ironic socks? We have a great pair here, white with (2) thin black stripes for that classic 1970s tennis look. The kicker is, there’s a yellow alien head on the side with the words WE ARE THE WEIRDOS beneath it in a creepster...

You're in the Peloton in the Tour de France and all of a sudden...flat tire? Your support car can't get through the pile up behind you. Good thing you had our handy, 24 piece tire repair kit, with its 4-in-1 compact folding multi-tool, 7-piece tire...

Yes, we have The Amazing Live Sea Monkey® aquarium kit, just like the ones from the comic books. The (9) piece ocean zoo includes brine shrimp eggs, growth food, water purifier, plus an official plastic feeding spoon, 32-page handbook, life insurance...

They call this black rubber accessory a Star Wars™ Mobile Wallet™ not because it came from a galaxy far, far away (or even a galaxy close, close to here), but because it fits on the back of your mobile phone—any mobile phone—and...

Electronics. The best thing that ever happened to calipers. Save your eyesight and measure accurate outside and inside dimensions with this digital instrument. Powered by an included button-cell battery, it measures up to 6 inches in .001 increments or...

You can’t start fooling people too early. This box of tricks is for budding magicians, and includes the props and instructions for (77) tricks. Includes a magic wand, without which you can’t be a magician, plus assorted cups, balls, cards and...

When someone asks you to bring out the big guns, leave these in the drawer. Called the World’s Smallest Laser Guns, these (2) space blaster-looking guns have white bodies and either blue or red highlights. They’re not actual laser guns, and...

Walking Dead lasted 12 years and ended in 2022, but that is what surplus is for isn’t it? For fans of the show, we have a treat for you. Wind-up dead folks. All the gang is here. Andrea, Daryl, Glenn, Governor, Michonne, Rick and Walker (who is a...

And now for something completely different. Yes, Python fans—this is actual Monty Python’s Flying Circus merch! Our collection of magnetic animated characters from the iconic TV show will turn your refrigerator, desk, file cabinet or cubicle...

Our coolest ruler, hands down. It’s dark blue plastic, T-shaped, and packed with information. It’s an American Wire Gauge and a screw-size gauge. It measures UTS and ISO screw pitch, has SMD capacitor info, conversion scales, transistor and...

A honey of a little digital scale, the techies in the back room say. This improved Triton T2® scale is pocket-sized (5-7/8" x 3-1/8" x 3/4" thick), and measures up to 300g x 0.1g, 10.5 oz x .005 oz, 190 pennyweight x 0.1 dwt, and 9.6 Troy ounces x ...

You will survive, too, just like Gloria Gaynor, and in the woods, even. But only if you have this U.S. Army manual, cleverly titled: SURVIVAL, Department of the Army Field Manual FM21-76. It's 287 heavily illustrated pages of techniques for staying alive...

Riffler files are most prized by sculptors, wood carvers, model makers and similar fashioners of precision objects. They come in a variety of flat, round and triangular shapes. They are usually pointed and always have a delicate curve toward the point...

Ready to fulfill all of your unmet movable yeti needs, this 6-1/2" tall plastic bigfoot has articulated ankles, knees, hips, waist, shoulders and elbows, which makes him posable in more positions than Twyla Tharp.

You've seen everybody's favorite desk toy. The one that makes you swear you can pick up the coin that's right inside it. Too bad it's really a hologram you're looking at! Now you can own this petite version of the popular "illusion" toy. This one, 6" dia...

Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready. In men’s size 10-13 (for shoe sizes of 6-1/2 to 12) crew socks in poly/spandex blends. Features Butt-Head with...