Gifts For Geeks

If there are two things the Swiss military knows, it’s knives and pumps. Here’s a manual water pump—used and surplus, which means it’s authentic, and collectible. Has a 20” long x 1-7/32” silver metal body,...

Final Chance! Longtime Surpies know and love our old print catalogs. Well, rejoice! You can own a piece of history because we've decided to open the vault and offer up our personal archive of back issues. Wax nostalgic over the weird and eclectic...

"Police, open up!" takes on a whole new meaning with this gadget at your basement bar or backyard bar-b-que. Pop open a cold brew with this stainless steel police badge bottle opener, which measures a convincingly authentic 2-1/2" x 3", give or take...

Straight from the surplus stacks and smelling faintly of diesel, dust, and decades past—these paperback military manuals cover everything from tactical canister clusters to decontaminating gear, reciprocating compressors, motorized air systems, and...

Our coolest ruler, hands down. It’s dark blue plastic, T-shaped, and packed with information. It’s an American Wire Gauge and a screw-size gauge. It measures UTS and ISO screw pitch, has SMD capacitor info, conversion scales, transistor and...

This radar detector is like your personal speed coach, but instead of yelling at you, it just whispers, slow down. It's like having a tiny, high-tech lookout perched on your dashboard. This detector is tuned to pick up the most common radar bands...

A fast-paced game of deception where you try to end with either the highest or lowest numbered die. Spy-on your opponents, change the target roll, and bet your chips on your ideal outcome. A great way to make friends (or enemies) at your next party!

This bracelet will never be out of place in a woodshop, workshop, tailor shop or tinker shop, but it’ll look great out on the town, too (seriously). It’s the Wrist Ruler, made of handsome light-brown leather, 16” long and engraved with...

They call this black rubber accessory a Star Wars™ Mobile Wallet™ not because it came from a galaxy far, far away (or even a galaxy close, close to here), but because it fits on the back of your mobile phone—any mobile phone—and...

No one will call you “Four Eyes” when this (3)-pack of stylish reading glasses arrive. Then again, you won’t wear all of them at once, so they might when you put a pair on. It’ll be worth it, though, once you can finally see again...

When someone asks you to bring out the big guns, leave these in the drawer. Called the World’s Smallest Laser Guns, these (2) space blaster-looking guns have white bodies and either blue or red highlights. They’re not actual laser guns, and...

Nothing says gift-giving fun like embarrassing your loved ones! Whatever your heartfelt gift is, put it in this Beer Beard Secret Beverage Dispenser prank gift box from Prank-O® and let the blushing and faux gratitude begin. Then, cue the...

Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready. In men’s size 10-13 (for shoe sizes of 6-1/2 to 12) crew socks in poly/spandex blends. Features Butt-Head with...

An old bag phone wouldn’t even fit in this bag. This one, which measures 9” x 4-1/2” with a clear front and a hook’n’loop flap, is for the new-fangled cellular phones that no one could have imagined in the bag phone days...

Crank your tunes and watch this USB-powered Multicolor Sound-Activated RGB Light Bar bop to the beat. Stands approx 7-1/4” tall x 1” wide x 1” deep with power, color and mode buttons on the back. Has (18) color modes, (11) pulse modes...

Be the first cool kid at your rave or fest with these headbands with LED light-up ears from DreamEars™. As brand names go, that one’s fire. At their largest, the headbands measure 12” across x 5” tall. You pick: the...

After you stick up these vinyl stickers, you can pull ’em down and store ’em until you’re ready to stick ’em up again. You’re so smart—yes, it’s because they’re reusable and won’t muck up your walls,...

This USB- or battery-powered leaf blower is purported (by the writing on the package) to be the World’s Smallest Blower. Has an on/off switch and a removeable blower nozzle, and measures 3-1/4" tall x 2-1/2" wide x 6-1/4" (when the 3-1/4" nozzle is...

From our friends at World’s Smallest, here’s another diminutive delight—the World’s Smallest Tool Kit, and it’s fully functional. Red plastic hinged toolbox measures approx 2” x 1-1/2” x 1-1/2” with a...

Remember Gage and DeSoto of Rampart General fame? Just sayin'. Our diagnostic bright LED penlights help to examine eyes, ears, throat, nose, mouth. The black colored penlight is for checking eyes and has a pupil gauge. The silver penlight is for checking...

Gen Xers will remember hours of fun spent with the original Like-Brite before the Millennials ruined everything. Well, it’s back and like the cereals you used to eat, it’s New and Improved, with LEDs behind the 8-3/4” x 1-1/2”...

You can’t start fooling people too early. This box of tricks is for budding magicians, and includes the props and instructions for (77) tricks. Includes a magic wand, without which you can’t be a magician, plus assorted cups, balls, cards and...

You've seen everybody's favorite desk toy. The one that makes you swear you can pick up the coin that's right inside it. Too bad it's really a hologram you're looking at! Now you can own this petite version of the popular "illusion" toy. This one, 6" dia...