House & Garden Stocking Stuffers

Jarvis says you need this! Kitchen conversions are easy with this 3" x 4" deluxe American Science & Surplus fridge magnet that lists everything from a tablespoon to a cup with the equivalent in ounces, tablespoons, teaspoons, milliliters and...

Where’s the dang flashlight when you need it! This classic, all-aluminum, (9)-LED flashlight with a green body, measures 4" long x 1-1/4" dia and is gasketed. Has a rubber, on/off push button, and takes 3 “AAA” batteries. It’s not...

This is one of the nicest-looking kitchen timers we’ve seen. We think we can safely call it classy with a “c” and not a “k.” Almost looks like something from a classic ship. Copper-colored metal base measures 2-3/4" dia with...

From our friends at World’s Smallest, here’s another diminutive delight—the World’s Smallest Tool Kit, and it’s fully functional. Red plastic hinged toolbox measures approx 2” x 1-1/2” x 1-1/2” with a...

Who doesn’t love ironic socks? We have a great pair here, white with (2) thin black stripes for that classic 1970s tennis look. The kicker is, there’s a yellow alien head on the side with the words WE ARE THE WEIRDOS beneath it in a creepster...

You're in the Peloton in the Tour de France and all of a sudden...flat tire? Your support car can't get through the pile up behind you. Good thing you had our handy, 24 piece tire repair kit, with its 4-in-1 compact folding multi-tool, 7-piece tire...

This 2" dia mushroom-shaped bamboo knob has a steel ball that rolls on the “stem” end. What’s it for? For one, it gives you a nice, calming massage, and for two, it’s supposed to give you "naturally glowing skin." As a massager,...

If darkness scares the you know what out of you, we have the perfect solution. This LED motion-sensor Glow Bowl night light illuminates your toilet to help you see where you go wee. Easily attaches to the bowl and illuminates in (8) different colors. Has...

Not your amateurish gag boxes, but 4-color genuine-looking boxes like you find at all your Big-Box stores, with graphics, marketing copy, testimonials and instructions. You pick the amusingly disturbing Earwax Candle Kit, the mind bending 12,000 piece...

Welcome to AS&SDOT, the better department of transportation. We provide all the highway, driveway, hallway, deck or bathroom crossing signs that the government neglects to post because they don't know what's really crossing your path. Mount your very...

Plushy Massages From Conair® (the personal care products company, not the prison airline of movie fame), these plushy-looking bedroom slippers are purple, and have hidden vibration massagers. The International Electric Slipper Association credits...

If Nikola Tesla were alive he'd be sporting this lovely chocolate brown and sepia T-shirt, especially because it glows in the dark. (Just like he probably did.) Below his GITD name is his face and below that are photos and patent...

It’s Deep Purple’s greatest song, and you can hear it literally on the water with this Floating Speaker with Bluetooth®. Measures 4-1/4" dia x 2-1/4" high and looks like an oversize yo-yo with lights that change color automatically. Has a...