Housewares

Some call him a blowhard...we just like to call him Tornado Timmy. His friends tell us he gets a little winded sometimes, but at 5" with a 3' cord and his usb connector, Timmy is all fan. Sleek black plastic design, and his classic base makes Timmy the...

Over your shoulders, that is. The snuggly security of a weighted blanket rests gently over your neck and shoulders with this handy little wrap. Made of super-soft plush polyester fleece and filled with teeny-tiny little glass beads to add weight. Our...

Never needs sharpening, the Sharp Forever Copper Knife 2 Pack delivers effortless clean cuts every time. Sturdy, ergonomic comfort grip handle. Copper coated stainless steel with oval cut-out design to reduce friction and prevent slices from sticking...

Final Chance! Longtime Surpies know and love our old print catalogs. Well, rejoice! You can own a piece of history because we've decided to open the vault and offer up our personal archive of back issues. Wax nostalgic over the weird and eclectic...

We said “tasteful,” not “tasty!” We do enjoy a nice duck a l’orange on occasion, though. Anyway, who knows—these ducks might even be geese. Call ’em wooden ducks with long necks and a folk-art look, sort of...

This nautical-ish, New England-ish, dish-ish tray resembles a pocket watch, approx 4” dia, but hollowed out (remember, it’s a tray?), with black compass symbols on a white background. Has a shiny golden front edge, back and hanging hook on...

Actually, go ahead, if that’s what you want to do with these gorgeous, classic wooden cigar boxes. We think they’re too good-looking to put to work. Some with clasps, some with slide tops and all gorgeous. And that aroma of a stored cigar,...

Feeling less "noble" and more like a garden gnome after a hard day of... existing? Fear not, these hemp wipes are your fast-track back to presentable. They'll swipe away the grime and leave you feeling surprisingly not slick, like you actually tried to...

This 50 RED LED array runs on 12VDC, and was originally designed to be a supplementary Hi-Vis brake light for Honda Goldwing 1500/1800 and Valkyrie Interstate model motorcycles. But come on, it's a 50 RED light Array! Comes with (2) angled caps with a...

Are you a fan of mushrooms? Well, we sure are: Portobello, Morel, the occasional Truffle... and of course, this tasty little mushroom shaped personal fan. Sits right at home on our catalog production desk (the hottest place in the whole office). USB...

Or lampy flowers, we're not sure. We do know these ceramic lamp finials (the thingees that hold the shade on) are sweetly colored bunches of flowers, about 1" dia x 3" tall. Our each is a box of (4) including (1) each with yellow chrysanthemums, yellow...

Never get stuck out in the rain without protection again. Meet poncho in a ball! A 2-1/2" red plastic ball that opens in the middle to reveal  a 46" x 36" translucent rain poncho. Clips to most clothing, backpacks and sports equipment with the...

Upgrade your lighting with the Lumicon GU10 LED bulb, a brilliant and efficient replacement for energy-hungry halogen lights. This 120VAC, 9.6W bulb (replaces 60 watt) uses Chip-on-Board (COB) technology to deliver a crisp, white light that's perfect for...

Finally, a bib tough enough for applesauce warfare and spaghetti shrapnel. This waterproof, soft silicone bib is adjustable, washable, and ready to catch whatever your adorable little food-slinger hurls its way. BPA-free and built like a tiny tactical...

Ah, there’s nothing like an old-timey box, except old-timey boxes inside other old-timey boxes. These (2) sets of nesting boxes are cardboard with fabric exteriors and a red checkerboard pattern inlaid with a black checkerboard on top. Just like...

Finally, an eye mask that understands your nose's existential need for darkness! This little marvel is specifically designed to create a light-proof fortress around your schnoz, ensuring not even a photon dares disturb your beauty sleep. Perfectly...

You ever wish a tiny cactus would lovingly attack your sore spots? Us too. That’s why this Cactus Shape Acupressure Massage Roller exists—to gently jab you back to life with 360 degrees of spiky goodness. It’s like a deep-tissue hug...

Technically, this is a diminutive measuring cup, minus the handle, but it sure looks like a shot glass. Called the Mini Measure, it stands approx 2-1/2” tall with a 2” dia mouth tapering down to a 1-1/2” base. Measures 1 to 6 teaspoons,...

Now this is what we needed—and so did Pat, so much so that he got two! Every bed should have at least one of these 13" x 10" x 4” soft felt bedside caddies. In soothing oyster gray, with inserts to hold their shape, they slip onto the side of...

Add a touch of luck to your garden or living space with these See Speak Hear No Evil Decorative Buddha Statues. Measuring appx. 5-1/2" tall, this solid garden decor is made of cement and there are (3) different Buddhas in the "See, Hear, Speak no evil"...

Bring the bar to your house! This Chillable Condiment Server is like the ones your favorite bartenders use. Flip up the lid, grab a speared olive or a lemon twist and voila, your drink is done. In clear BPA-free plastic, it has (5) removable containers...

Dribble much? Drop a lot of pizza on the davenport, sport? Save the couch with this 54" x 54" cover in a quilted beige, 65% poly-35% cotton, washable cover. It’s what your grandmother would want you to do (and she’s right), except that this...

The Star Point Wireless Doorbell Transmitter set comes with (1) battery-operated transmitter/button and (2) plug-in Sado Tech receivers/chimes, each approx 3” square by 1-1/2” deep. Great for houses, apartments, businesses, classrooms and...

Too much time on the phone? Lock it up! Our Phone Lock-Up consists of a black wire cage screwed into a blond wooden base with slots for (8) offending cell phones. On the front, (2) doors swing open to let the perps in, and a loop on each allows you to...

Our assorted-color LED fairy string lights might summon a fairy or might just make your night a little more magical. Powered by (2) included button cell batteries, with an on/off switch on the battery unit, the lighted portion of the string is approx 6...

Yes, the sun already lights your yard, but with this set of (100) solar-powered white LEDs, it will light up the yard at night, too. On a 36-foot cord attached to a solar cell and a NiMH rechargeable battery, it operates in steady-on or flashing modes...

It’s very possible we still have an unpaid bar tab at The Neon Cactus, but that was a long time ago, and Dave probably doesn’t even work there anymore. Let’s turn our attention to this lovely light, shall we? It’s shaped like the...

This Goth Dragon Wall Clock is up for our Gaudiest Item of the Year Award—and just in the nick of time. In weathered black, it measures approx 11” tall x 4” wide with a built-in hanger on the back. Has white roman numerals on a...

This 4” x 2” elephant in the room will look great on your desk, which is more than likely in a room. From Kikkerland®, it’s made of untreated, lighter-colored wood with a flat bottom, round back, curled trunk and a 1” dia hole...

You can’t cut time in half, but with this ingenious 32" dia clock, you can fold time. It’s our favorite foldable (and unfoldable) wall clock from the always-reliable Kikkerland®. In classic white, with a spare, Swiss train station design,...

We love string cheese as much as the next person, but it makes for terrible home decor. Instead, go for this 6-foot, flexible copper-colored wire strand with (20) tiny LED lights. Runs on (2) “AA” batteries, which you supply, and you can hang...

Tired of wrestling with screwdrivers and hammers? These suction hooks are your new best friends! They're like magic – stick 'em on any smooth surface (think shower walls, bathroom tiles, even your fridge if you're feeling adventurous) and BAM!...

Finally, a hug that doesn't require awkward small talk! This red fleece U-shaped hot water bottle is ready to embrace your neck and shoulders with soothing warmth. Say goodbye to tension and hello to the cozy embrace of pure, unadulterated heat. It's...

Wait—don’t paint the plant, paint the planter. This Paint Your Own Plant Kit, originally from Target, includes a 3-1/2” tall x 3-1/2” dia terra cotta pot, (5) assorted non-toxic paints, (1) paint brush, (4) paper flowers, (2)...

These big steel safety pins come in such terrific colors that they're practically jewelry in their own right. They're 4" long in assorted colors, including gold, black and metallic pink, blue and green. Perfect for closing buttonless sweaters and tops or...

It’s Deep Purple’s greatest song, and you can hear it literally on the water with this Floating Speaker with Bluetooth®. Measures 4-1/4" dia x 2-1/4" high and looks like an oversize yo-yo with lights that change color automatically. Has a...

Crank your tunes and watch this USB-powered Multicolor Sound-Activated RGB Light Bar bop to the beat. Stands approx 7-1/4” tall x 1” wide x 1” deep with power, color and mode buttons on the back. Has (18) color modes, (11) pulse modes...

All those personal items and the germs they attract? Zap ’em clean with this UV Light Sterilizer Box. We’re talking about eyeglasses, sunglasses, keys—that stuff. From Comfort Zone Clean, the box measures approx 7-3/4" x 4-1/2" x 3"...

This is a big ol’ tumbler, 9” tall to be exact, and 2-1/2” dia at the base. Has a brushed stainless-steel exterior and a nice pop of orange and black at the top. The slide toggle in the lid opens and closes so you can safely sip when...

Do you take inspiration with your coffee? You will when you start sipping out of this 14-oz (400ml) ceramic mug graced with images of some of the world’s most legendary artists. It’s a big mug—3-1/2” tall x 4” dia—to...