Housewares

Technically, this is a diminutive measuring cup, minus the handle, but it sure looks like a shot glass. Called the Mini Measure, it stands approx 2-1/2” tall with a 2” dia mouth tapering down to a 1-1/2” base. Measures 1 to 6 teaspoons,...

This Goth Dragon Wall Clock is up for our Gaudiest Item of the Year Award—and just in the nick of time. In weathered black, it measures approx 11” tall x 4” wide with a built-in hanger on the back. Has white roman numerals on a...

Not our normal kind of item but we couldn't help ourselves. We wish we could have but we just couldnt. Stay germ-free on the go with Wish Hand Sanitizer. This compact 1.2 oz spray bottle delivers 600 powerful sprays of 70% alcohol-based sanitizer,...

This 4” x 2” elephant in the room will look great on your desk, which is more than likely in a room. From Kikkerland®, it’s made of untreated, lighter-colored wood with a flat bottom, round back, curled trunk and a 1” dia hole...

We couldn’t resist these three squirrels pulling the classic “hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil” move. They’re perfect for your coffee table, bookshelf, bedroom, or anywhere you want to add a touch of humor and judgmental...

Have you heard about the new craze—water with no fat, cholesterol or calories? They’re calling it Water Lite! Just kidding—but you knew that. What you didn’t know is, we now carry the LED Faucet Lite—a literal water...

Any Tull fans out there? This ceramic white mug with black handle and interior has a handsome matte finish and features (16) stylish line drawings of steam locomotives. Sip your bevvy while admiring a Hudson 4-6-4, a Berkshire 2-8-4 or a Yellowstone...

Now this is what we needed—and so did Pat, so much so that he got two! Every bed should have at least one of these 13" x 10" x 4” soft felt bedside caddies. In soothing oyster gray, with inserts to hold their shape, they slip onto the side of...

We read under one cover and above the other one because that’s where all the pages with the words are. Sometimes we read in bed, too, with the sheet and blanket pulled over our head. That’s when we use this classic (2)-LED ultra-bright,...

Forget those old-school burglar alarms – meet the 'Secure Pro,' your home's new, noise-making bodyguard! This tiny but mighty alarm is like a tiny, screaming watchdog that attaches to your doors and windows. When someone tries to open a protected...

Tired of wrestling with screwdrivers and hammers? These suction hooks are your new best friends! They're like magic – stick 'em on any smooth surface (think shower walls, bathroom tiles, even your fridge if you're feeling adventurous) and BAM!...

Bring the bar to your house! This Chillable Condiment Server is like the ones your favorite bartenders use. Flip up the lid, grab a speared olive or a lemon twist and voila, your drink is done. In clear BPA-free plastic, it has (5) removable containers...

Yes, the sun already lights your yard, but with this set of (100) solar-powered white LEDs, it will light up the yard at night, too. On a 36-foot cord attached to a solar cell and a NiMH rechargeable battery, it operates in steady-on or flashing modes...

These big steel safety pins come in such terrific colors that they're practically jewelry in their own right. They're 4" long in assorted colors, including gold, black and metallic pink, blue and green. Perfect for closing buttonless sweaters and tops or...

Even when this Taylor® Digital Timer sounds its alarm, you still have time. You have your whole life to achieve your dreams! But right now, pull that dish out of the oven before it burns. Now, turn off the timer. Couldn’t be easier to use...

It’s Deep Purple’s greatest song, and you can hear it literally on the water with this Floating Speaker with Bluetooth®. Measures 4-1/4" dia x 2-1/4" high and looks like an oversize yo-yo with lights that change color automatically. Has a...

Stacking books is a rookie move. Let them stand on their own with dignity, and keep them packed tight with these classic 6-1/2” tall x 5-1/4” wide black metal mesh bookends from Artistic®. Soft pads on the bottom keep the 6” long...

Crank your tunes and watch this USB-powered Multicolor Sound-Activated RGB Light Bar bop to the beat. Stands approx 7-1/4” tall x 1” wide x 1” deep with power, color and mode buttons on the back. Has (18) color modes, (11) pulse modes...

It’s very possible we still have an unpaid bar tab at The Neon Cactus, but that was a long time ago, and Dave probably doesn’t even work there anymore. Let’s turn our attention to this lovely light, shall we? It’s shaped like the...

Never needs sharpening, the Sharp Forever Copper Knife 2 Pack delivers effortless clean cuts every time. Sturdy, ergonomic comfort grip handle. Copper coated stainless steel with oval cut-out design to reduce friction and prevent slices from sticking...

These Finedine oil dispensers are for your kitchen, not your garage. We’re talking olive oil, friends. Made of glass and 11” tall, these 17-oz bottles have pour spouts with dust caps and flat caps, and interchangeable screwcaps. We’ll...

Some call him a blowhard...we just like to call him Tornado Timmy. His friends tell us he gets a little winded sometimes, but at 5" with a 3' cord and his usb connector, Timmy is all fan. Sleek black plastic design, and his classic base makes Timmy the...

All those personal items and the germs they attract? Zap ’em clean with this UV Light Sterilizer Box. We’re talking about eyeglasses, sunglasses, keys—that stuff. From Comfort Zone Clean, the box measures approx 7-3/4" x 4-1/2" x 3"...

This is a big ol’ tumbler, 9” tall to be exact, and 2-1/2” dia at the base. Has a brushed stainless-steel exterior and a nice pop of orange and black at the top. The slide toggle in the lid opens and closes so you can safely sip when...

If you get (2) of these, you’ll have red duo bags, but we sell them solo, (1) at a time, for about the price of a soda at a gas station. It’s a nice, silver-lined, insulated cooler bag with (2) handles, a removable plastic base for the flat...

Our assorted-color LED fairy string lights might summon a fairy or might just make your night a little more magical. Powered by (2) included button cell batteries, with an on/off switch on the battery unit, the lighted portion of the string is approx 6...

Do you take inspiration with your coffee? You will when you start sipping out of this 14-oz (400ml) ceramic mug graced with images of some of the world’s most legendary artists. It’s a big mug—3-1/2” tall x 4” dia—to...

You can always get it back just like we did with this ProvidePros (3)-stage, (3)-slotted knife sharpener. It’s handheld and made of comfortable rubber, almost like a sleek gaming handset, with finger grips and a stopper at the end so you...

You know—that’s where you keep track of your mail, documents and various what-nots. This solid-steel wire pachyderm measures approx I8” x 6" x 3-1/2" and it’s from Kikkerland® so you know it’s good. Can be used standing...

If you really want to, you can use these pastel cutting boards for pastel-cutting. But why not leave the paint in the studio and cut food on them, because that’s what they’re made for. In firm plastic, with a 1-3/4" curved up lip strainer on...

Actually, this is “a” white owl, a ceramic bird in the whitest of whites, perfect for painting or designing in any colors you like to make it “the” white owl, ie “your” white owl. We know that no one can color-up an...

All classical music was not created equal, which is why we’re going to send you only the good stuff. You’ll get a CD of our choosing and possibly a bonus accompanying booklet going into detail about the composer and his music. Our assorted...

These must be our smartest borosilicate glass cylinders with bases and pouring spouts because all (4) of them are graduated. No, we’re not going to apologize. But Modern Curiosity will throw in (2) cleaning brushes, 7-1/2” and 10-1/2”...

You need storage solutions, and we have this great Hanging Storage Bag. What a coincidence! It’s either a bag or an organizer. In classic black with blue outlines, and (9) pockets ranging from 24" wide all the way down to 2” wide, the whole...

You can’t cut time in half, but with this ingenious 32" dia clock, you can fold time. It’s our favorite foldable (and unfoldable) wall clock from the always-reliable Kikkerland®. In classic white, with a spare, Swiss train station design,...

This nautical-ish, New England-ish, dish-ish tray resembles a pocket watch, approx 4” dia, but hollowed out (remember, it’s a tray?), with black compass symbols on a white background. Has a shiny golden front edge, back and hanging hook on...

Just Screw it in and it works! Need a fan and light in the kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, basement, shed, garage? Our Farpoint 2,500 Lumen standard medium screw base fan/light has all that covered. No electrician needed here folks. Includes a 14 key...

This 2" dia ball, one of our most portable disco balls ever, is covered in 1/4” square mirrors, and it’ll go wherever you and your platform shoes go. Fits easily into a pocket of your glitter pants, and even has a hanging loop. Dangle it from...

Our feet don’t fail us now that we have this 7-1/2" long x 3-1/2" wide x 2" high arched plastic foot massager with (3) rows of spinning nubbed tumblers. When you push your foot over them, they roll and give a very pleasing arch massage. Very...

Add a touch of luck to your garden or living space with these See Speak Hear No Evil Decorative Buddha Statues. Measuring appx. 5-1/2" tall, this solid garden decor is made of cement and there are (3) different Buddhas in the "See, Hear, Speak no evil"...