Housewares

Longtime Surpies know and love our old print catalogs. Well, rejoice! You can own a piece of history because we've decided to open the vault and offer up our personal archive of back issues. Wax nostalgic over the weird and eclectic merchandise that has...

Tired of your workspace looking like a spaghetti monster exploded? Are your tech devices constantly playing hide-and-seek with their charging cables? Meet the Modern White Desk Lamp with Wireless Charging. With a mere touch, you can cycle through three...

Finally, an eye mask that understands your nose's existential need for darkness! This little marvel is specifically designed to create a light-proof fortress around your schnoz, ensuring not even a photon dares disturb your beauty sleep. Perfectly...

Your Muscles Just Met Their Match! Tired of feeling like a rusty robot? Get your hands on our Deep Tissue Demolisher, a muscle massager engineered with a 120° curved handle so you can effortlessly target those impossible-to-reach spots. Choose your...

You ever wish a tiny cactus would lovingly attack your sore spots? Us too. That’s why this Cactus Shape Acupressure Massage Roller exists—to gently jab you back to life with 360 degrees of spiky goodness. It’s like a deep-tissue hug...

Technically, this is a diminutive measuring cup, minus the handle, but it sure looks like a shot glass. Called the Mini Measure, it stands approx 2-1/2” tall with a 2” dia mouth tapering down to a 1-1/2” base. Measures 1 to 6 teaspoons,...

Longtime Surpies know and love the artwork of our storied illustrator Alan Moss, and now one of his most iconic pieces can be yours! They’re original drawings of our company mascot, Jarvis, in varying states of, uh, experimentation, and each comes...

Longtime Surpies know and love the artwork of our storied illustrator Alan Moss, and now one of his most iconic pieces can be yours! They’re original drawings of our company mascot, Jarvis, in varying states of, uh, experimentation, and each comes...

Add a touch of luck to your garden or living space with these See Speak Hear No Evil Decorative Buddha Statues. Measuring appx. 5-1/2" tall, this solid garden decor is made of cement and there are (3) different Buddhas in the "See, Hear, Speak no evil"...

Are you a fan of mushrooms? Well, we sure are: Portobello, Morel, the occasional Truffle... and of course, this tasty little mushroom shaped personal fan. Sits right at home on our catalog production desk (the hottest place in the whole office). USB...

Tired of pathetic, pre-squeezed disappointment? Unleash your inner citrus conqueror with this magnificent 2-piece contraption! Pop the lid, engage the spinny bit, and watch as glorious juice cascades into its personal holding tank (14 oz., with a sneaky...

Stay away from the imitators and seek the truth, man, can you dig it? We got outta-sight, original Lava Lamps®, so let’s all join hands, turn one on and let the moving liquid groove us. You groovin’ yet? Far out. Lamp stands 11-1/2" tall...

Feeling less "noble" and more like a garden gnome after a hard day of... existing? Fear not, these hemp wipes are your fast-track back to presentable. They'll swipe away the grime and leave you feeling surprisingly not slick, like you actually tried to...

Cases for mounting butterflies, bugs, rocks, fossils or any other three dimensional collectibles. Known as Riker mounts, these are sturdy cardboard boxes appx. 3/4" deep, with glass glued into the front cover for viewing. They are filled with a fairly...

Bring the bar to your house! This Chillable Condiment Server is like the ones your favorite bartenders use. Flip up the lid, grab a speared olive or a lemon twist and voila, your drink is done. In clear BPA-free plastic, it has (5) removable containers...

This high-pressure shower head has a built-in (and visible) filtration system to keep the water on your body as clean as possible. You deserve it, trust us. You’ll probably also appreciate the high-pressure flow. Silver shower head measures...

Over your shoulders, that is. The snuggly security of a weighted blanket rests gently over your neck and shoulders with this handy little wrap. Made of super-soft plush polyester fleece and filled with teeny-tiny little glass beads to add weight. Our...

Never get stuck out in the rain without protection again. Meet poncho in a ball! A 2-1/2" red plastic ball that opens in the middle to reveal  a 46" x 36" translucent rain poncho. Clips to most clothing, backpacks and sports equipment with the...

The Star Point Wireless Doorbell Transmitter set comes with (1) battery-operated transmitter/button and (2) plug-in Sado Tech receivers/chimes, each approx 3” square by 1-1/2” deep. Great for houses, apartments, businesses, classrooms and...

Too much time on the phone? Lock it up! Our Phone Lock-Up consists of a black wire cage screwed into a blond wooden base with slots for (8) offending cell phones. On the front, (2) doors swing open to let the perps in, and a loop on each allows you to...

Any Sammy Hagar fans out there? Our beautiful wooden locking treasure boxes have (1) built-in lock with a (3)-digit combination and a flipping latch, plus a (3)-compartment tray inside. Boxes measure 4-1/4" x 6-1/2" x 3-1/2" with a hinged lid. They come...

Any Tull fans out there? This ceramic white mug with black handle and interior has a handsome matte finish and features (16) stylish line drawings of steam locomotives. Sip your bevvy while admiring a Hudson 4-6-4, a Berkshire 2-8-4 or a Yellowstone...

Our assorted-color LED fairy string lights might summon a fairy or might just make your night a little more magical. Powered by (2) included button cell batteries, with an on/off switch on the battery unit, the lighted portion of the string is approx 6...

We said “tasteful,” not “tasty!” We do enjoy a nice duck a l’orange on occasion, though. Anyway, who knows—these ducks might even be geese. Call ’em wooden ducks with long necks and a folk-art look, sort of...

Yes, the sun already lights your yard, but with this set of (100) solar-powered white LEDs, it will light up the yard at night, too. On a 36-foot cord attached to a solar cell and a NiMH rechargeable battery, it operates in steady-on or flashing modes...

It’s very possible we still have an unpaid bar tab at The Neon Cactus, but that was a long time ago, and Dave probably doesn’t even work there anymore. Let’s turn our attention to this lovely light, shall we? It’s shaped like the...

Some call him a blowhard...we just like to call him Tornado Timmy. His friends tell us he gets a little winded sometimes, but at 5" with a 3' cord and his usb connector, Timmy is all fan. Sleek black plastic design, and his classic base makes Timmy the...

Forget those old-school burglar alarms – meet the 'Secure Pro,' your home's new, noise-making bodyguard! This tiny but mighty alarm is like a tiny, screaming watchdog that attaches to your doors and windows. When someone tries to open a protected...

This 4” x 2” elephant in the room will look great on your desk, which is more than likely in a room. From Kikkerland®, it’s made of untreated, lighter-colored wood with a flat bottom, round back, curled trunk and a 1” dia hole...

Have you heard about the new craze—water with no fat, cholesterol or calories? They’re calling it Water Lite! Just kidding—but you knew that. What you didn’t know is, we now carry the LED Faucet Lite—a literal water...

Now this is what we needed—and so did Pat, so much so that he got two! Every bed should have at least one of these 13" x 10" x 4” soft felt bedside caddies. In soothing oyster gray, with inserts to hold their shape, they slip onto the side of...

We read under one cover and above the other one because that’s where all the pages with the words are. Sometimes we read in bed, too, with the sheet and blanket pulled over our head. That’s when we use this classic (2)-LED ultra-bright,...

We love string cheese as much as the next person, but it makes for terrible home decor. Instead, go for this 6-foot, flexible copper-colored wire strand with (20) tiny LED lights. Runs on (2) “AA” batteries, which you supply, and you can hang...

Tired of wrestling with screwdrivers and hammers? These suction hooks are your new best friends! They're like magic – stick 'em on any smooth surface (think shower walls, bathroom tiles, even your fridge if you're feeling adventurous) and BAM!...

Finally, a hug that doesn't require awkward small talk! This red fleece U-shaped hot water bottle is ready to embrace your neck and shoulders with soothing warmth. Say goodbye to tension and hello to the cozy embrace of pure, unadulterated heat. It's...

Wait—don’t paint the plant, paint the planter. This Paint Your Own Plant Kit, originally from Target, includes a 3-1/2” tall x 3-1/2” dia terra cotta pot, (5) assorted non-toxic paints, (1) paint brush, (4) paper flowers, (2)...

These big steel safety pins come in such terrific colors that they're practically jewelry in their own right. They're 4" long in assorted colors, including gold, black and metallic pink, blue and green. Perfect for closing buttonless sweaters and tops or...

Even when this Taylor® Digital Timer sounds its alarm, you still have time. You have your whole life to achieve your dreams! But right now, pull that dish out of the oven before it burns. Now, turn off the timer. Couldn’t be easier to use...

It’s Deep Purple’s greatest song, and you can hear it literally on the water with this Floating Speaker with Bluetooth®. Measures 4-1/4" dia x 2-1/4" high and looks like an oversize yo-yo with lights that change color automatically. Has a...

Crank your tunes and watch this USB-powered Multicolor Sound-Activated RGB Light Bar bop to the beat. Stands approx 7-1/4” tall x 1” wide x 1” deep with power, color and mode buttons on the back. Has (18) color modes, (11) pulse modes...