Kitchen Goods

"Police, open up!" takes on a whole new meaning with this gadget at your basement bar or backyard bar-b-que. Pop open a cold brew with this stainless steel police badge bottle opener, which measures a convincingly authentic 2-1/2" x 3", give or take...

This Home Hero (6)-piece nylon Kitchen Utensil Set nests like a tree standing tall above the counter, and it’s so dang beautiful and artistic we sometimes just stare at it and forget how hungry we are. In gray, the set stands about 20" tall when...

Keep your chips, crackers and cookies fresh with this colorful (10)-pack of spring-loaded, animal-themed chip clips. You’ll get (2) llamas, tigers, penguins, foxes and owls (we think), for a total of (10) clips, each measuring approx 1" x 2-3/4"...

These must be our smartest borosilicate glass cylinders with bases and pouring spouts because all (4) of them are graduated. No, we’re not going to apologize. But Modern Curiosity will throw in (2) cleaning brushes, 7-1/2” and 10-1/2”...

Devoted surpies and the scientifically minded everywhere can be seen sipping their hot beverages from these staggeringly impressive white ceramic mugs with our name, web address, slogan and an inspirational picture of Jarvis on the side. Each holds 11 oz...

Bring the bar to your house! This Chillable Condiment Server is like the ones your favorite bartenders use. Flip up the lid, grab a speared olive or a lemon twist and voila, your drink is done. In clear BPA-free plastic, it has (5) removable containers...

Bring the campfire indoors without burning down the house. This super-cute S’mores Maker Set includes a ceramic oven-ish device that's white with decorative red flames and brown logs. Measures approx 5-3/4” tall x 5” dia with a...

Mmm, Grasshopper Soup Every soup is grasshopper soup with this set of (4) ceramic spoons, white with a fun image of a green grasshopper on them. Not for people with no sense of whimsy. Spoons measure approx 5-1/2" long x 2" wide with a hanging hole in...

Never needs sharpening, the Sharp Forever Copper Knife 2 Pack delivers effortless clean cuts every time. Sturdy, ergonomic comfort grip handle. Copper coated stainless steel with oval cut-out design to reduce friction and prevent slices from sticking...

Kikkerland® does it again! These (5) colorful, reuseable 16” x 14” shopping bags come in a storage pouch that measures approx 7-1/2” long x 3” wide when it’s stuffed with all (5). Bags have comfortable handles and come...

This is a once in a lifetime deal on real Pyrex brand, made in Germany, 1500 mL glass beakers. Brand new and are incremented at 200 mL both up and down. They measure 165 mm x 120 mm and have the classic pouring lip. You say to yourself, self, I don't...

This is one of those heat-morphing mugs that start off one way and end up another after you pour your favorite hot beverage into them. We can’t get enough of them, and this (12)-oz’er from Kikkerland® is particularly cool, starting out...

We know that some stuff is so cute you’ll want it enough to find a use for it. That won’t be a problem with this (6)-pack of square, clear-glass spice jars with corks. From Table Craft®, each lil’ jar holds 1-1/4 oz (52ml, Canadian)...

Introducing the Skully and Skully, Skull and Crossknives Emblem Cooking Apron: Because who needs cute aprons when you can be the captain of the high seas kitchen? This apron is not just a piece of black fabric; it's a statement. It says, "I'm here to...

Let's cut to the chase here -- these are the greatest kitchen item since sliced bread. Flexible chopping mats, and the versatile 15" x 12" x 0.5mm thick mats are not only ideal for small kitchens where every inch counts, they're great for any kitchen,...

With the Saucemoto® dipping sauce holder for car vents, you’ll always have your ketchup, mustard or bbq sauce within arm’s reach at the drive-in. It’s sort of like a cupholder for condiment packets! Measures 3” x 3” and...

The Beaker...the MacGyver of the kitchen and lab. With halloween coming up now is the time to stock up on these 1000ML (50ML Increment) plastic beakers with a pouring lip. Diy projects ✔️ Precisely measure liquids ✔️ Party decorations ✔️ Concoction...

And dicer and strainer. Call it the salad monkey, your very own sous chef. The (2)-piece plastic 60 Second Salad Maker™ set has a 6” dia x 3-1/2” deep bowl with slats for a knife, and locks onto a plastic cutting board. Fill it with...

This is a big ol’ tumbler, 9” tall to be exact, and 2-1/2” dia at the base. Has a brushed stainless-steel exterior and a nice pop of orange and black at the top. The slide toggle in the lid opens and closes so you can safely sip when...

These Finedine oil dispensers are for your kitchen, not your garage. We’re talking olive oil, friends. Made of glass and 11” tall, these 17-oz bottles have pour spouts with dust caps and flat caps, and interchangeable screwcaps. We’ll...

If you really want to, you can use these pastel cutting boards for pastel-cutting. But why not leave the paint in the studio and cut food on them, because that’s what they’re made for. In firm plastic, with a 1-3/4" curved up lip strainer on...

Jarvis says you need this! Kitchen conversions are easy with this 3" x 4" deluxe American Science & Surplus fridge magnet that lists everything from a tablespoon to a cup with the equivalent in ounces, tablespoons, teaspoons, milliliters and...

Have you heard about the new craze—water with no fat, cholesterol or calories? They’re calling it Water Lite! Just kidding—but you knew that. What you didn’t know is, we now carry the LED Faucet Lite—a literal water...

Even when this Taylor® Digital Timer sounds its alarm, you still have time. You have your whole life to achieve your dreams! But right now, pull that dish out of the oven before it burns. Now, turn off the timer. Couldn’t be easier to use...

You’ve seen lots of clever variations on koozies, but this one takes the cake. From Puffin Drinkwear, it’s a zippable, 6” tall classic camo puffy coat with a fur-edged hood! Has a firm rubber bottom, a silver insulated lining and the US...

Monitor your meats! This Gear Up pocket thermometer is for keeping tabs on your meats as you grill them—to make sure you’re hitting the optimal internal temperature of doneness. Has an instant, easy-to-read digital display and can measure...

The best part about making cakes is, you don’t have to wake up as early as the doughnut makers. This smart-touch cordless mixer makes cake-, cookie- and bread-making even easier. Uses batteries and a USB-C charging cable. Has (2) speed settings,...

You can always get it back just like we did with this ProvidePros (3)-stage, (3)-slotted knife sharpener. It’s handheld and made of comfortable rubber, almost like a sleek gaming handset, with finger grips and a stopper at the end so you...

Technically, this is a diminutive measuring cup, minus the handle, but it sure looks like a shot glass. Called the Mini Measure, it stands approx 2-1/2” tall with a 2” dia mouth tapering down to a 1-1/2” base. Measures 1 to 6 teaspoons,...

Some people settle for any old water bottle, but Surpies demand the best, which is why we got our hands on the best water bottle in the world. Holds 32 oz, and made of borosilicate glass, not that flint junk, so it’s healthier for you. We...

These little magical POPUP™ white tablet discs are just 13/16" dia x 3/8" thick, but drop it in water and they instantly expand into a 9" x 13" reusable cloth wipes. Can you say handy? No mother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle should ever leave...

This is one of the nicest-looking kitchen timers we’ve seen. We think we can safely call it classy with a “c” and not a “k.” Almost looks like something from a classic ship. Copper-colored metal base measures 2-3/4" dia with...

You’ve seen lots of clever variations on koozies, but this one takes the cake. From Puffin Drinkwear, it’s a zippable, 4” tall black puffy coat! Has a firm rubber bottom, a silver insulated lining and the US Army logo on back. Coat...

If you get (2) of these, you’ll have red duo bags, but we sell them solo, (1) at a time, for about the price of a soda at a gas station. It’s a nice, silver-lined, insulated cooler bag with (2) handles, a removable plastic base for the flat...

There’s no other way to say it. This space-saving silicone kitchen colander is downright nifty. We’ve been draining vegetables and pasta in ours since the day it arrived. Just for fun, we collapse it and store it after each use. And then we...

We found this great silicone, clip-on strainer recently, and we haven’t strained to carefully aim and dump a heavy pot of pasta into our old strainer in the sink since! Now we just pour…because this flexible strainer fits right over the edge...

Quick—which cooking utensil hogs up the most space? Correct, tongs. We assume that’s why the clever folks at Kikkerland® came up with these expanding tongs for kitchen, camping or backyard BBQ-ing. They measure 5" long when folded and...

There’s nothing worse than opening a drawer and hearing everything shift and slide all over the place. OK, sure, there are a few worse things, but man we hate that sound. This non-adhesive, soft, synthetic, grippy material brings the sliding to a...

You might use these stainless steel serrated serving spatulas as they’re intended—for slicing, serving and for practicing your “S” sounds. Then again, you might use them to flip omelets and bacon, like a short-order cook. Either...

It's like a tiny, sharp magician that vanishes into your pocket when you're done with it. Made of stainless steel that’s tougher than a pitbull in a street fight, these 3-3/4" open and 3-1/4" closed, micro-serrated blades cut through anything from...