Window & Wall Decorations

This ain't your grandma's dusty armoire. This sleek, grey, (with a hint of blue) double door wooden wonder boasts 22 interior cup hooks, ready to tame your wildest bauble collection. Think of it as a five-star resort for your jewels - no more sleeping on...

Hang your bicycle in style. Keep it out of the way but also out of the closet with these Heavy Duty Bike Storage Hooks. The classic 5” storage hooks screw into the wall or ceiling (1-1/2” of their 5” is screw), and of course...

Actually, this is “a” white owl, a ceramic bird in the whitest of whites, perfect for painting or designing in any colors you like to make it “the” white owl, ie “your” white owl. We know that no one can color-up an...

You can’t cut time in half, but with this ingenious 32" dia clock, you can fold time. It’s our favorite foldable (and unfoldable) wall clock from the always-reliable Kikkerland®. In classic white, with a spare, Swiss train station design,...

After you stick up these vinyl stickers, you can pull ’em down and store ’em until you’re ready to stick ’em up again. You’re so smart—yes, it’s because they’re reusable and won’t muck up your walls,...

Nobody loves Christmas like we do (being the official supplier of gifts), but when the holiday is over, we don’t even want to look at a fir tree—real or artificial! Give us about 10 months and we’ll be fired up again. These Tree Storage...

Don’t use these super-cool FAA aeronautical charts to navigate the skies, because they’re expired. Not long ago they were used for training and flight simulators. We have an assortment of random U.S. charts, and we’ll send you a great...

This decorative porcelain harlequin mask is a tchotchke-sized 4” tall x 3” wide, with a ribbon to hang it by. Glazed white with gold and rose highlights. It could be worn by a cat for Carnivale, but they really don’t enjoy dressing up,...

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What kind of shoes do spies wear? Sneakers! Or do you call them gym shoes? Or tennis shoes? Either way, this set of (3) different, vaguely Warhol-ish, artistic portraits of classic sneakers, each measuring 8-1/4" x 11-3/4" x 1/2", would look fabulous on...

That drywall’s not going to anchor itself, Surpies. Good thing you can stock up on Bulldog® Hardware drywall anchors for the current job and any future repairs. Your drywall, unlike the Twinkie in the back of your freezer, won’t last...

You’ll have a blue Christmas without this vintage tabletop microphone ornament. If you don’t put up a holiday tree, feel free to hang it, or stand it, anywhere you like for a retro radio/early rock’n’roll feel. Stands 5-3/4”...

Warning: Sasquatch zone! Hang our vintage Bigfoot signs for a laugh or to keep pesky sasquatches away. With easy hanging options and 3 unique styles, these signs are perfect for any outdoor or indoor decor. Whether you're warning the neighborhood about...

We like to call this fella Captain Pirate, since that’s what it says on the rum barrel he’s got one foot propped up on. But the box calls him Capin’ Parrot Pirate. Arrrgghh, we’re gonna give that one a wide berth. Stands on a...

Why does Roger always get the credit for the skull and crossbones pirate flag? We feel it is time to share and have elected Barry to the post because he just walked by the vast editorial department here at A.S.&S. (AKA "my desk") Our flag is 3ft x 5...

These colorful dense-foam wall decorations have double-sided tape on the back for easy mounting in kids' rooms. We'll pick (2) different from this transportation collection of a sailboat, choo-choo train, VW bug and tugboat. Primarily primary colors. All...

These little sports-, holiday- and girlish-themed charms were made to slide into the edges of picture frames, but they're just as charming stuck on anything else. Clever crafters could also remove them from their magnets and attach them to jewelry. We'll...

Keep track of where you’ve been, figure out where you’re going, or teach someone where someplace is with this dry erase, peel and stick, removable classic USA wall map. From The Peel People™, the 12” x 18” map is durable,...

This pack of (252) black peel and stick letters, numbers and symbols is from, wait for it, The Peel People®. Characters are from 1” to 2” tall and are ”everywhere safe,” removable without residue, and reusable. Perfect for...

Like sweat pants. These self-adhesive and repositionable classroom aids will make geography like two pieces of cake, or at least a box of cookies.  (2)-piece political/physical map of the United States, 36” wide x...

Once upon a time you had to stuff your walls into a huge bucket if you wanted them tie-dyed, but now you just peel and stick these red-yellow-blue-green diagonal- pattern sheets on the wall and be grateful. Manufacturer says they're "Removable and...

Welcome to AS&SDOT, the better department of transportation. We provide all the highway, driveway, hallway, deck or bathroom crossing signs that the government neglects to post because they don't know what's really crossing your path. Mount your very...

Put your patriotism on display with this package of (6) assorted USA-themed window clings, including a flat flag at approx 9-1/4" x 5-1/2", (2) flat ones at approx 4-3/8" x 2-1/2", (2) rippling flags at approx 2-3/8" x 1-5/8" and 2-3/4" x 2", and a...

OK, you can buy a vowel as long as you don't mind if it's a consonant. Think of us as Pat Sajak with a sense of humor. These little metal-wrapped magnets are 3/8" square x 5/32" thick with a 1/4" upper-case letter in gold, and they're pre-bagged so we...

We’ve never felt the need to hang Illinois flag curtains on the windows here at the home office, but we understand they do things differently in Texas. Hence, our each is a pair of Texas-flag curtains, each at 36" x 30" with 2” pockets at the...

Minimalism meets functionality. When nothing is hung on it, our clear-plastic key-shaped key holder, 10" long and about 4" at its widest point, blends right into the wall behind it. Very subtle. (6) 7/8" long L-shaped hooks fit through countersunk 3/16"...