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Moo-ve over, stress! This 3-1/4" quirky cow is here to save the day. Unleash your inner farmer and pop those pesky bug eyes out of this bovine buddy. Perfect for desk warriors, road warriors, or anyone who needs a moment to unwind. Watch as your...

Think scarecat, like scarecrow. This black cat is an outline cut from sheet metal with green cats’-eye marbles for eyes. Cat’s-eye marbles for eyes! Measures 14” long with the tail x 6-3/4” tall. Has a small hole in the upper...

Itching to get back on the road again? Same here—we can't wait to eat onion rings on an Interstate the way Eisenhower intended. But better stay charged up so you can ask Siri where the next Flappaccino Franchise is. This 42W, 3-port Unitek™...

Perhaps you need a silicone coin purse, or perhaps you just want one on account of their being such cute little bulbous things with their double-ball closures. Plus you can keep anything you want in it. Ours measure 4” x 3” x 1-7/8”...

Each one a treasure! We're diving deep into our collection to bring you these beautiful medium-sized Rose Quartz crystals. Expect a unique find, measuring around 1-1/2 inches. These aren't just stones, they're pieces of unpolished art. Embrace the...

Get the LED out with these (2) different 4” x 2” x 1-1/4” clearance lights, each with (4) LEDs under tinted plastic covers. Both are 12V with wire leads in back. Light and bright, they’re suitable for...

These are goofy in the extreme, with fuzzy hair. Made to clip onto zippers, backpacks, key rings—anyplace you need a little goofeyness. Heads measure approx 1-3/4” high x 1-1/2” dia on a 1” chain with a 1” plastic-gate clasp...

Plastic insects, lizards and arachnids might not scare you, but they have the potential to scare the bejeebers out of your mother if you put a couple in the sugar jar. You pick: the Creepy Crawleys Collection with (15) 1-1/2” long creepies,...

Introducing our very first ever secure luggage tag/sewing kit combo. Measures 3-1/4” x 2-1/8” with a rubberized strap. Has a small window to show your name, but other info is hidden until you swivel the top to reveal it. Swivel it a second...

Dive into a world of aquatic anarchy with our 3-1/2" Rubber Flinger Shark 4-pack! These mischievous marine mammals are ready to wreak havoc on your home, office, or an unsuspecting sibling. Grab a fin and pull!

For some reason, we instantly thought about enjoying a cold Pabst with our cookies when we opened this tin of (3) chrome ribbon-shaped cookie-cutters. They range from 3-1/2” tall x 2-3/4” wide to approx 2-1/4” x 1-1/2” wide. The...

Classic coffee filter design! This small stainless steel fine-mesh filter is 2” dia x 1-1/2” tall. It has fine mesh sides, a solid plastic bottom and slight lip around the top. Nice for small filtering jobs, but would also make a passable...

Affordable, adaptable lab equipment for serious scientists with laughable budgets. The basic stand is heavy black metal 8" long x 5" wide x 1" high with a 19-1/2" x 3/8" dia support rod screwed into it. Position a beaker or...

These are the gold standard of twist ties, not to be confused with those skinny little suckers that come on all electronic cords in the known universe. These are Gear Ties®, coated in protective, grippy black rubber with...

You sweet erasable, you. Dry-erase markers are the best invention since chalk, and these premium beauties from Monaggio™ are designed for professional artists but suitable for home, school or office. Wherever you are, go...

No funny business here folks. Just the facts. Ivory colored standard medium base 2-outlet socket adapter. Turns any medium base outlet into a 2 prong socket for plugging stuff in. It's also a pass--through for the bulb. From General Electric...

We’ve got (2) great chargers here, both with a 5VDC 500mA standard USB output. One has a standard 100-240VAC wall adapter with LED indicator, and the other has a fused 12VDC cigarette-plug adapter. The set comes with a 24” coiled cord for USB...

These professional executive portfolio covers for presentations will hold up to (50) sheets each. In black vinyl with a silver-gray binding, they have (2) interior pockets plus a transparent business-card slot. No amateur executives need apply.

Introducing the "Cathedral" - A Vintage-Inspired Switch This unique SPST Latching Pushbutton Switch evokes the elegance of classic cathedral radio cabinets, adding a touch of vintage charm to your projects. Built for Performance: Heavy-Duty Rating: 11A...

…with a highlighter, you’d have one of these mega-handy and ultra-cute Mini Brightwriters®. Measure approx 2” long x 5/8” oval, with chisel tips, molded grips and pocket clips. Our each is (4)-pack in green, pink, yellow, and...

The under-powered can opener we call it. This electric can opener takes (2) "AA" batteries but is as weak as the old "My dog ate my homework" excuse, so we suggest using it for parts instead of trying to open cans of soup with it. Or better yet, find a...

Yes, they do. No person lives by retro hipster vinyl alone. This binder-style CD book holds (24) discs in back-to-back pages with a translucent cover accented with an assorted color. Comes in an equally translucent sleeve so the CDs don't fall all over...

Because cleaning brushes is the worst part of painting, we’ve been using this fine-point green Sharpie® paint marker lately. Has oil-based ink, which dries fast and resists fading, abrasion and water—and it’ll mark on virtually any...

Attention, Surpie Coco Chanels and Oscar de la Rentas! We have Mini Fashion Tape! Actually, we have no idea what this stuff is, but we have a feeling it’s awesome. We also know it’s not the clear, double-sided stuff you use to keep clothing...

Sucking, of course, is the syringe bulb’s raison d’etre, and this one’s insatiable! Got a baby? Baby got snot? This little nose-vacuum will do the trick. Ear wax building up? Bring it on! Kitchen spill? Get a mop already—there are...

A purse on the floor is often your purse no more. Hang it from this little Kangaroo Keeper purse hook. Place the 1” jeweled disc with the non-slip rubber bottom on the edge of the table and hang your bag on the hook, which rotates to hang safely...

We know what you are thinking. What phone uses these anymore. Well, think outside the box would'ya.  We all need to protect something. Collectable cards, frames, glass or even phones. Our each is a pack of (12) clear screen protectors, each a...

This triangle-shaped light is called the Pumpkin Light, presumably because when you put it inside a pumpkin, it looks awesome. But you could put it inside practically anything—a luminary, a lantern, a vase or a million other things. Comes in...

Jarvis says you need this! Kitchen conversions are easy with this 3" x 4" deluxe American Science & Surplus fridge magnet that lists everything from a tablespoon to a cup with the equivalent in ounces, tablespoons, teaspoons, milliliters and...

An easy way to light up the kids' eyes! Teach them to wire a simple circuit with our basic components. The knife switches are mounted on a plastic bases. The miniature plastic socket holds a standard flashlight bulb with a 14 mm dia screw base. We pack 6...

Hard polypropylene beakers, milky white with a fine pouring spout. No good for flames, but great for low-temp lab applications. Also useful in the kitchen, the garage, or (the big one especially) as a plant watering can.

This gadget will end the heartbreak of being stranded in the dark with an un-opened beer. Our cute pink bottle opener-flashlight-key ring combo will make sure your night game tailgater goes off without a hitch. As long as you have your keys with you,...

This is your classic dual-threaded connector tube to link a pair of plastic bottles together, demonstrate tornado action and learn once and for all about the fluid dynamics concept of a vortex. In an homage to Dorothy in Kansas, this connector tube also...

We can think of things that are cuter than miniature decorative clothespins, but not many. Our mini clothespins are from Cakewalk™ and you’ll get a package of (20), each approx 2” tall x 1/4” wide, in (4) colors: light blue,...

No need for a bike pump here. The snake-like Airconda is an inflatable tube that soars over 50 feet high after you fill it with air and launch it. To fill, open it up and run with it behind you. When it’s almost full, blow into it like you’re...

Call it a lesser desk ruler at just 8" long, but it's really a three-fer addition to your home office desk. Above the ruler part are (4) 1" x 1" picture frames to hold pix of the kids at the desks across the room, and a 1-1/2" x 1" digital clock to time...

Those long nights trudging from tiki bar to tiki bar are over. You can now decorate your fro-frou drinks in the comfort of your own basement rec room with this package of (50) 4” long toothpick umbrellas. In dark blue and discretely branded with a...

This decorative porcelain harlequin mask is a tchotchke-sized 4” tall x 3” wide, with a ribbon to hang it by. Glazed white with gold and rose highlights. It could be worn by a cat for Carnivale, but they really don’t enjoy dressing up,...

You can’t beat the original, genuine, authentic, standard, classic, fine-point Sharpie® permanent markers with the pocket-clip cap. But maybe you can! Limited edition, color burst Supersonic Yellow and Power Pink! Packing a powerful punch...

It’s just a little hole in your fog light. Patch it up with this 1-7/8" wide partially transparent amber lens tape, which is like lightly colored carton seal. Go ahead and replace the lens eventually, but until then, stay safe with this 60”...