Cool Clothing

Emergency underpants in a can. Says it all, doesn't it? Quite stretchable in a Tyvekish white fabric, "one pair fits most adults." They're hip-hugger, semi-bikini, translucent type drawers, so despite the smiling man wearing them and a red bow-tie on the...

An old bag phone wouldn’t even fit in this bag. This one, which measures 9” x 4-1/2” with a clear front and a hook’n’loop flap, is for the new-fangled cellular phones that no one could have imagined in the bag phone days...

Once upon a time, Billy threw his favorite sweater in the dryer and now it's a perfect fit for his troll doll. He could have just hung it out to dry, but then it would have come down to his knees. Be smarter than Billy and save your sweaters, sweatshirts...

Who doesn’t love ironic socks? We have a great pair here, white with (2) thin black stripes for that classic 1970s tennis look. The kicker is, there’s a yellow alien head on the side with the words WE ARE THE WEIRDOS beneath it in a creepster...

It’s the black Forever Belt of late night fame, the no-holes ratcheting cinch for your expanding waist. Features a 32-position gear rack on the underside in 1/4” increments in lieu of holes. In 1-1/8” wide black leatherette, it can be...

If Nikola Tesla were alive he'd be sporting this lovely chocolate brown and sepia T-shirt, especially because it glows in the dark. (Just like he probably did.) Below his GITD name is his face and below that are photos and patent...

Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready. In men’s size 10-13 (for shoe sizes of 6-1/2 to 12) crew socks in poly/spandex blends. Features Butt-Head with...

Or pinned down, anyway. This ambidextrous thumb brace is made of soft fabric with a stainless steel metal brace sewn inside. Allows full finger movement, and has hook-and-loop fasteners for adjusting both the wrist and thumb holds. In black neoprene.

Pin all the “Flower Power” buttons you like on your jeans, but they’re not going to keep your pants up. This (40)-piece Jean Buttons kit will, because it comes with the sturdy buttons you button on denim (in assorted colors and...

Just in time for eyewear season, this copper-colored, coated stainless-steel, super-lightweight eyeglass retaining strap comes from our chums at Chums®. Has rubber grips for the tips of your frames, and adjusts from 10” to 15” end-to-end...

You like the logos and the graffiti and all the busy business? Well then, here’s your new ALBA® Graffiti Sling Shoulder Bag, which is tan with a green and red gucci-esque stripe and fun, positive graffiti in yellow, blue, red and green. Also...

You can’t beat fun in the old ball cap—you know it’s true. We have (2) great ones here, nicely shaped with 3” long, slightly curved brims. You pick: the fitted FLEXFIT® small/medium black canvas-y cap with red accents and Cool...

When you have a nice, durable waxed canvas backpack, life is easier. This one measures 16" tall x 15" at its widest. Has a zippered main pouch with a laptop partition, (3) zippered outside pouches, (2) water bottle holders, (2) padded, adjustable...

Be the first cool kid at your rave or fest with these headbands with LED light-up ears from DreamEars™. As brand names go, that one’s fire. At their largest, the headbands measure 12” across x 5” tall. You pick: the...

Sock it to your friends with socks so fun they ought to be throwing parties. We have (4) kinds, each wackier the last, calf-length with non-slip bottoms, and depicting some kind of ironic foot scene. They’re men’s “One Size Fits...

Even comedians have to go through security, and what better way to show how hilarious you are than to strap this Googly Eyes bag tag to your suitcase? Shows the world your wackiness, and helps you ID your bag on the carousel faster than the unfunny...

White nylon web belts that were originally flag football belt straps. Nice as just a belt, though. Measure 1” wide x 44” long with a double-ring buckle. Good for strapping up pretty much anything, and can be worn after Labor Day.

Life, and needle-threading, is hard enough, so this little tailor's friend has a 3/32" loop with a white LED below it so you can see what you’re doing. Includes a pair of button-cell batteries and the threader has a cover plus a little hook so you...

Question: What should I stuff in my kid's Christmas stocking? It’ll be a teaching moment—you can explain the meta-ness of socks in a sock. These are especially nice socks for kids ages 4-6, or anyone with little feet, and you’ll get (9)...

If you’re a surplus groupie, if you think Jarvis sits at the right hand of St. Peter, if you can see our initials without tittering, you should be flaunting your devotion – drinking out of our white, microwave safe/hand-wash only 11 oz coffee...

Just horsing around. These brand new, white polo shirts for women are made from 65% long-fiber Pima cotton, which is softer, smoother and cooler for summer activities and 35% Coolmax®, a moisture-wicking polyester. They feature a reinforced...