Classic Chickens

Replace your capotain (aka “pilgrim hat”) this year with the actual star of the show, Tom Turkey himself. He’s fuzzy and soft—and cute, not creepy—in turkey tan with big white and black eyes, a red caruncle and wattle, a...

This goldenesque rubber chicken can talk! Actually, squawk. Known as the Shrilling Chicken, it’s 11” long, in chicken-skin goldish color, complete with goose bumps, a squish me tag and don't forget the gaping mouth. Squeeze it for hours of...

No self-respecting number cruncher can afford to be seen without one of these fashion classics. We'll pick out (3) black or white vinyl pocket protectors in the traditional 5-1/2" x 3-1/2" size. Order quickly; It's only a question of time before these...

Get ready to snuggle up with the super-soft and utterly charming Emperor Penguin! This 5-inch plushie, featuring the signature softness, is made from top-notch materials for maximum cuddliness. Perfect for gift baskets, surprise bags, and stocking...

Actually, your chickens, plural, since our each is multiples of lovely, plucked and naked chickens in full chicken color. And unlike the real thing, these are small enough to carry in your pocket, because you never know. In molded plastic, you pick the...

You may well have wondered where the boneless chicken breasts in your local supermarket come from. The answer is from boneless chickens. And we have some life sized rubber models of the birds to prove it. Modeled from life, they are shown plucked and as...

We don’t have much to say about these, and we don’t care how you use them. We just know lots of Surpies will want them, because when you do this stuff for a while, you learn a few things. We’re talking about yellow, 2-1/4" tall x 3-1/4"...