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Our seriously oversized #2 pencil is perfect for someone taking really important notes, or anyone who's tired of misplacing pencils. Also good for that big test. Measures 14" long x a 1-1/8" octagon, with a working eraser. Really thick graphite runs...

Sometimes you need your little pill box or case to be tiny, and when you do, this is the jar you turn to. Made of black, natural or white silicone, these 3ml jars with lid measure approx. 1-1/4"dia x 1/2" tall. Perfect for stashing in your pocket or...

Our each here is (5) 5/8” warm white COB LEDs that are insanely bright (think: airport runway) and rated for 200mA at 32VDC. Mounted on PC boards from 3/4” to 1”. Marked for polarity, with solder tabs for power. No lumen rating, but...

Own a piece of prehistoric dental history! This genuine fossil shark tooth, roughly 1.5 inches of ancient chomper, comes from a time when sharks were basically underwater blimps shedding teeth by the thousands. Encased in a fancy plastic box, it's...

This cleaning kit was designed for smooth cats cleaning their saxes—saxophones, you dig?—but a Surpie like you knows that a 10” x 10” microfiber cloth, 17” double-sided neck snake, 5” tapered brush, 4”...

Ever tried to eat a salad with a flimsy plastic spork that bends like a wet noodle? Or cut into a sandwich with a "knife" that might as well be a butter spreader for toddlers? Yeah, we’ve been there. That’s why this 5-in-1 Wheat Straw Fiber...

You’ll never have to roll up newspaper again. The Fire Guyz wood block fire starter looks like a squared-off bundle of sticks, 2-3/4” long x 1-1/2” square with a wick on each end. Get your fire up and roarin’ in a hurry, because...

Too much time on the phone? Lock it up! Our Phone Lock-Up consists of a black wire cage screwed into a blond wooden base with slots for (8) offending cell phones. On the front, (2) doors swing open to let the perps in, and a loop on each allows you to...

Introducing the General Brand Deluxe Pocket Hole Jig Kit. Ditch the Wobbly joints with this easy-to-use kit that creates strong, angled joints for everything from sturdy furniture and face frames to sneaky screws in tight spots and seamless picture...

  This General Tools Lighted Screwdriver is your go-to for fixing anything from delicate electronics to stubborn machinery, thanks to its versatile bit selection and that handy universal wrench. The integrated LED light eliminates the struggle of...

The Great Chicken Catapult Prepare for poultry pandemonium with the Chicken Slingshot Rubber Flick Flying Chicken Flingers! These aren't your average feathered friends; they're stretchy, rubbery projectiles ready for launch. Simply hook a finger under...

The Star Point Wireless Doorbell Transmitter set comes with (1) battery-operated transmitter/button and (2) plug-in Sado Tech receivers/chimes, each approx 3” square by 1-1/2” deep. Great for houses, apartments, businesses, classrooms and...

This Versa Beam® Lantern from Farpoint® looks a lot like a cowbell, just sayin’. Has the same kind of loop handle at the top and measures a cowbell-ish 8-1/2” long x 5” wide x 3-12” deep, which means you can set it upright...

Our love of the word “sconce” will pale in comparison to your love for this solar-powered Sconce Wall Light, which is light sensor-activated dusk to dawn and great for porches, patios, doorways and yards. Measures approx 10-3/4” tall x...

Never get stuck out in the rain without protection again. Meet poncho in a ball! A 2-1/2" red plastic ball that opens in the middle to reveal  a 46" x 36" translucent rain poncho. Clips to most clothing, backpacks and sports equipment with the...

It will if you buy this unused take-out sound device and speaker. Includes a printed circuit board and a 2” 1/4W speaker mounted inside a 2-1/4” square x 1-1/16” gray plastic box. Includes a (3) “AA” battery box (empty) and...

You supply the pot, we'll supply a dozen Venus Fly Trap seeds and a little sack of soil in a 4-3/8" x 2" dia plastic growing tube, plus an instruction sheet on the care and feeding of everyone's favorite meat-eating foliage. Gestation is about (14)...

Grow your own bacteria with this lab kit from EduSci. You get (3) sealed sterile Petri dishes plus a 1/8-oz bag of agar and instructions for use. Bonus: they teach you that agar is pronounced like jogger without the j.

We’re glad our boss Pat doesn’t sound like this Corporate Jargon Sound Effects machine, but we also can’t stop pushing the buttons to make the stuffy voice say “Let’s take that offline,” and “We’re gaining...

We used to power bank, back when we power lunched in power suits with a power portfolio, but this power bank portfolio is for keeping our devices charged while also keeping us organized. Measures 7" x 9-1/4" x 1-1/4” thick—like any nice...

Quick—everybody take cover! It's the attack of the giant, mushroom-shaped, color-changing landscape lights! Don’t kid yourself into thinking you won’t have to run very far because their batteries will run out—they’re...

Gnats and mosquitoes will never get a taste of you when you're in your brand-new, olive-green, military hat/insect net. An elastic headband inside it keeps the nylon top snug to your head (or your helmet). Below it, an approx 12" dia spring-steel hoop...

Build one yourself and learn about pneumatic and hydraulic technology in the process. The Thames & Kosmos® Mega Cyborg Hand kit is 2020 Astra Best Toys for Kids winner comes with a (52)-page color manual, (203) pieces and (5) experiments. The...

Distillation made heuristic. Nothing explains a process like a little hands-on experience, and this laboratory distillation kit is for showing instead of telling. Includes a 300mm Liebig condenser, Kjeldahl distilling column with 50mm dia bulb and rubber...

You can only carry so much bottled water in the woods. Campers and preppers alike will want this water purification tube, eminently backpackable at 9" long x 1" dia x an ultralight (2) ounces. Called the Water Washer, its microfiltration membrane is good...

This is the ceiling light you need for your garage, workshop or craft room. The Versa Beam® Twin Fold Garage & Ceiling Light from Farpoint® screws into a standard socket but has (2) adjustable heads that rotate 360 degrees and swivel 90...

Any Sammy Hagar fans out there? Our beautiful wooden locking treasure boxes have (1) built-in lock with a (3)-digit combination and a flipping latch, plus a (3)-compartment tray inside. Boxes measure 4-1/4" x 6-1/2" x 3-1/2" with a hinged lid. They come...

We love a good spring-assisted knife, and we can’t stop opening and closing this solid black survival/emergency one from SE®. Measures 8-1/4” long with a 3-1/2” blade that snaps open with a one-handed-operation lever. Also has a...

This classic plastic Halloween mask with an elastic strap depicts a wide-smiling, lip-sticked, hair-coifed Hillary Clinton with amazing color. Has holes for the nose and eyes, and foam pads behind the forehead and chin. Covers the wearer’s face...

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Boy Band Cats! Critics rave about them and Archie McPhee calls them “the world’s hottest feline sensation.” Set includes (4) finely detailed, colorful cats posing as a boy band, each with a headset...

If we ever open a nightclub in Miami, it’ll be The Neon Flamingo. Until then, we’re lending the name to this retro-cool tabletop light that stands approx 12” tall x 5” wide in the outline of a pink flamingo, but we probably...

Our assorted-color LED fairy string lights might summon a fairy or might just make your night a little more magical. Powered by (2) included button cell batteries, with an on/off switch on the battery unit, the lighted portion of the string is approx 6...

This 150-grit sanding sponge is flexible, meaning it bends. But we like to think it’s flexible in that it’s willing to take on a variety of projects—at times that work for you. Measures approx 4" x 3” x 1/2", soft and spongy on...

Say hello to the indoor boomerang! There’s a sentence you don’t read every day—not even in Perth, Coober Pedy, Watanobbi or Woolloomooloo. While we’re at it, G’day, Australian Surpies! From Wicked Toys, this...

Not much to see here folks. You need one for projects but if you don't, please dispurse there is nothing to see here. Single "D" Battery holder with two spring clisp for wires. Feel better now?   

You probably don't want squirrels in your garden and bird feeder, but there's no getting rid of them. This Gnome Squirrel Feeder lets you pretend that every pesky squirrel is a whimsical gnome. When squirrels eat out of the vinyl 7-3/4" (19.7 cm) tall...

Prevent threaded fasteners from loosening with this DAP® Tank Bond™. We’ll send you a 6ml tube that you can use to create permanent, high-strength bonds between metal fasteners and bolts. Absorbs shocks and vibrations and cures in 24...

We said “tasteful,” not “tasty!” We do enjoy a nice duck a l’orange on occasion, though. Anyway, who knows—these ducks might even be geese. Call ’em wooden ducks with long necks and a folk-art look, sort of...

First question: why has it taken so long for someone to put a single, shiny, spiraling silver horn, soft white ears and a cascading pink, purple and blue mane on the headband of a fluffy, plushy set of kids earmuffs? Second question: why doesn’t...