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Dribble much? Drop a lot of pizza on the davenport, sport? Save the couch with this 54" x 54" cover in a quilted beige, 65% poly-35% cotton, washable cover. It’s what your grandmother would want you to do (and she’s right), except that this...

It will if you buy this unused take-out sound device and speaker. Includes a printed circuit board and a 2” 1/4W speaker mounted inside a 2-1/4” square x 1-1/16” gray plastic box. Includes a (3) “AA” battery box (empty) and...

The Star Point Wireless Doorbell Transmitter set comes with (1) battery-operated transmitter/button and (2) plug-in Sado Tech receivers/chimes, each approx 3” square by 1-1/2” deep. Great for houses, apartments, businesses, classrooms and...

Too much time on the phone? Lock it up! Our Phone Lock-Up consists of a black wire cage screwed into a blond wooden base with slots for (8) offending cell phones. On the front, (2) doors swing open to let the perps in, and a loop on each allows you to...

You probably don't want squirrels in your garden and bird feeder, but there's no getting rid of them. This Gnome Squirrel Feeder lets you pretend that every pesky squirrel is a whimsical gnome. When squirrels eat out of the vinyl 7-3/4" (19.7 cm) tall...

Pure surplus: 11” x 4” x 1/4” thick oblongs (which is to say, rectangles with rounded ends) of dense, black nitrile rubber. It’s like padding, matte on one surface and glossy on the other. Great for dampening vibration, or...

This is the ceiling light you need for your garage, workshop or craft room. The Versa Beam® Twin Fold Garage & Ceiling Light from Farpoint® screws into a standard socket but has (2) adjustable heads that rotate 360 degrees and swivel 90...

This classic plastic Halloween mask with an elastic strap depicts a wide-smiling, lip-sticked, hair-coifed Hillary Clinton with amazing color. Has holes for the nose and eyes, and foam pads behind the forehead and chin. Covers the wearer’s face...

Our assorted-color LED fairy string lights might summon a fairy or might just make your night a little more magical. Powered by (2) included button cell batteries, with an on/off switch on the battery unit, the lighted portion of the string is approx 6...

This 150-grit sanding sponge is flexible, meaning it bends. But we like to think it’s flexible in that it’s willing to take on a variety of projects—at times that work for you. Measures approx 4" x 3” x 1/2", soft and spongy on...

Say hello to the indoor boomerang! There’s a sentence you don’t read every day—not even in Perth, Coober Pedy, Watanobbi or Woolloomooloo. While we’re at it, G’day, Australian Surpies! From Wicked Toys, this...

Prevent threaded fasteners from loosening with this DAP® Tank Bond™. We’ll send you a 6ml tube that you can use to create permanent, high-strength bonds between metal fasteners and bolts. Absorbs shocks and vibrations and cures in 24...

Everything sounds so much more sophisticated when you put “The” before it. Actually, The white knob is just a white knob, but as far as white knobs go, it’s a a nice one. Made of plastic, it measures 5/8” dia x 3/8” to the...

No one will call you “Four Eyes” when this (3)-pack of stylish reading glasses arrive. Then again, you won’t wear all of them at once, so they might when you put a pair on. It’ll be worth it, though, once you can finally see again...

It’s very possible we still have an unpaid bar tab at The Neon Cactus, but that was a long time ago, and Dave probably doesn’t even work there anymore. Let’s turn our attention to this lovely light, shall we? It’s shaped like the...

It doesn’t matter how old your aquarium is—it’ll look that much closer to brand new when you drop our mind-blowing undersea polyresin decorations into it. The fine details and bright colors are stunning—so much so that you...

Pen drivers have nothing to do with pencil passengers. Our pen driver is a 4-in-1 durable plastic, dual-sided screwdriver made in the shape of a pen. Measures 5-1/4" long, has a 1-1/2” pocket clip and includes (2) different dual-sided bits, (1)...

A turkey for you, a turkey for me, everybody needs some turkey to be what you want to be... Just made that up. How about a 7" x 8" stainless cookie cutter shaped like...you guessed it, a turkey. Now gobble gobble.   

This bipolar, 2-phase stepper motor from Shinano Kenshi Corp (SKC) draws 500mA at 9VDC with a 0.9 deg./step. Coils are brown/orange and red/yellow. Measures 1-7/16" dia x 1/2" with a 4" long, 3/8" threaded shaft, and mounting wings with 1/8" holes.

Kick off your food-writing avocation with these colorful, food-themed pens with the traditional push down levers to change the (6) ink colors. Each pen measures 6-1/2" tall with different-colored bodies and toppers, which include fries, hamburgers, pizza...

Be safe with this 7" long, anodized aluminum 9-in-1 tactical pen in soothing red. Has a bright LED flashlight with zoom function, writing pen, window breaker, emergency whistle, bottle opener, Phillips and flathead screwdrivers, pocket clip...

This Goth Dragon Wall Clock is up for our Gaudiest Item of the Year Award—and just in the nick of time. In weathered black, it measures approx 11” tall x 4” wide with a built-in hanger on the back. Has white roman numerals on a...

Forget those old-school burglar alarms – meet the 'Secure Pro,' your home's new, noise-making bodyguard! This tiny but mighty alarm is like a tiny, screaming watchdog that attaches to your doors and windows. When someone tries to open a protected...

Somebody once called us the kings of gaudy. So we accept that title and consider that a challenge. This purse/pouch/clutch/bag or whatever you want to call it, is super gaudy (or Stylish) with golden accents. It's 6-1/2" x 5", and like a clam, it opens...

This is the helmet the French national police (Gendarmerie Nationale) once wore, and we have a bunch of them in great condition with matching, high-quality, comfortable liners. They’re similar to French M51 military pot helmets, and despite the...

We’re just livin’ in it. We’re playin’ in it, too, with these Jurassic World 2022 Snap Squad Attitudes™ figurines. We’ll send you a random chompy little figure, each measuring approx 3” x 2”. You might get...

Well, it doesn’t actually scream, but it does sound a high-decibel alarm at your command! Our Roughneck 130dB alarm keychain measures 3" x 1-1/2” x 3/4" with a spring-clasp closure and an LED light. A simple pull-out strap activates the panic...

Our most colorful measuring set, and the most nestingest. The (6) pieces snap together and stay together until you push up from below on the handles. The scoops include: 1 cup, 1/2 cup, 1/3 cup. 1/4 cup, 1 tbsp, and 1/2 tbsp--in aqua, purple, pink,...

This set of (12) pocket-sized tissue paper packets, each 2-3/4” x 2” x 3/4” with (10) sheets of (2)-ply each, feature various images of DC Comics characters, some of whom might be your favorites, making these tissues a super fun and...

Enlarge everything! Words, crafts, hobbies, insects...everything! Thin and light, the plastic Fresnel lens claims to be a 3X magnifier, but we think it’s closer to 2X. Still ideal for placing on pages in books, newspapers and magazines—and...

Looking for high speed gold plated HDMI cables with ethernet? But Jarvis, I need oxidation resistant ODC conduit. You got it! But Jarvis, I need blue conduit and need it to be 10' long. BAM! You got it. SWEET. Now to top it off, look at the price. Why so...

We love a good hook-and-loop tie, and these are some of the best we’ve seen lately. From GE®, ties come in (5) assorted colors and measure 6” long x 3/4” wide. You’ll get (10) of them. Wrap them around a coiled-up cable, or...

Looks like a rock, acts like a vase. Measures an uneven, rock-like 3" x 3" x 3" with a 1" x 3" opening, and it holds water. Duh. Despite looking like a rock, in the classic rock color, it’ll brighten up and transform any living space—living...

Sometimes you need big ol’ solo cups and sometimes you need li’l plastic cups with lids. If this is a “li’l” time for you, we have a nice (12)-pack of 2-oz clear plastic cups, each measuring 2-3/8" dia x 1-1/4" tall, with...

We have all kinds of plushies and hats but only (3) that are both. Say hello to the stuffed hat, each with a form-fitting elastic band for a snug fit, and a plushy character on top to set you apart from the crowd (in a good way). You pick: the...

Because colored wires are the best wires! We have (4)-piece sets of them, made of aluminum and able to hold their shape. Each wire is 11 yards long and 3/32” dia. You’ll get red, light blue, light green and light purple. Maybe they’re...

Get the lighting right and everything looks good. It’s pretty much effortless with this rechargeable Vivid RGB LED Mirrored Fill Light from Brilliant Ideas®. Attaches directly to your phone and has a 4-1/2” dia mirror with a...

This 4” x 2” elephant in the room will look great on your desk, which is more than likely in a room. From Kikkerland®, it’s made of untreated, lighter-colored wood with a flat bottom, round back, curled trunk and a 1” dia hole...

Don’t forget to stretch before you play this game! Tic Tac Twist is a cross between (you guessed it…way ahead of us) tic-tac-toe and the classic twisting game that makes you bend and reach for dots on the floor. In this innovative twist on...

Us, too, but we don’t sell them. Hey, how about a new wireless doorbell? This Hampton Bay® beauty has (6) selectable tunes, from the classic ding-dong to Beethoven’s Fifth (no lie), and is as loud as you need it to be at 85dB. Measures 6"...