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It's gonna be a Bug-B-Q! Introducing the solar stake bug zapper light that throws a bug bash that is a zappingly good time! It is the gold standard in back yard technology. So much so, we are just gonna give you the facts because they are so...

Crank your tunes and watch this USB-powered Multicolor Sound-Activated RGB Light Bar bop to the beat. Stands approx 7-1/4” tall x 1” wide x 1” deep with power, color and mode buttons on the back. Has (18) color modes, (11) pulse modes...

It’s very possible we still have an unpaid bar tab at The Neon Cactus, but that was a long time ago, and Dave probably doesn’t even work there anymore. Let’s turn our attention to this lovely light, shall we? It’s shaped like the...

Looney Oracle: A Decision Making Toy has the potential to answer all of life’s questions, some with spooky accuracy! You can ask it a yes/no question, or get some cryptic advice, but first you’ll have to answer the Oracle’s questions...

Monitor your meats! This Gear Up pocket thermometer is for keeping tabs on your meats as you grill them—to make sure you’re hitting the optimal internal temperature of doneness. Has an instant, easy-to-read digital display and can measure...

With the Saucemoto® dipping sauce holder for car vents, you’ll always have your ketchup, mustard or bbq sauce within arm’s reach at the drive-in. It’s sort of like a cupholder for condiment packets! Measures 3” x 3” and...

Kikkerland® does it again! These (5) colorful, reuseable 16” x 14” shopping bags come in a storage pouch that measures approx 7-1/2” long x 3” wide when it’s stuffed with all (5). Bags have comfortable handles and come...

The Wichita Lineman probably used linesman pliers like these with built-in cut-and-crimp features and heavy jaws for serious, hard work. Turns out these are good for linesmen everywhere, and all of a sudden we’re wondering why the Wichita Lineman...

We would never call these vice grips or even the actual, correctly spelled name that sounds just like it because that’s a brand name, like Kleenex® (which you knew, because you’re a Surpie), and these 10" locking pliers were made by...

You can’t beat fun in the old ball cap—you know it’s true. We have (2) great ones here, nicely shaped with 3” long, slightly curved brims. You pick: the fitted FLEXFIT® small/medium black canvas-y cap with red accents and Cool...

This handy little Fire Starter Kit is great for camping, hikes and general survival. Don’t mess around with your ability to make fire when you need to. Comes with a 10cm long Ferrocerium rod (that’d be “Auermetall rod” in Europe)...

Kind of sounds like…heck, we don’t know what it sounds like…but our Molle Attachments Kit is an (11)-piece collection of essential molle buckle pieces in (4) different styles. This kit is a must for maximizing the potential of any...

Our LED light bulbs were the valedictorians of their classes—real luminaries, these ones. They’re A19-style (standard socket) color-changing, 9-Watt, 800-lumen, wi-fi smart bulbs that glow in warm white, cool white, blue, green or red...

Those standard little metal staples are great for the office, but for masonry you need these coaxial staples from Garner Bender®. Made of plastic and shaped like a small letter “n” with a 1/4” hardened masonry nail in each, these...

We can think of dozens, maybe hundreds, of weekends when we’ve been one with our universal remote. Some Sunday nights, wiser, more reality-based family members have had to pry universals from our warm, live hands. This RCA Universal Remote is...

Musicians use these 8” long hook’n’loop ties to keep their cords and wires in order. Even if you don’t know a Les Paul from a Flying V, you’ve got something that needs bundling or holding together. Extension cords, computer...

Jambini self-closing outlet covers don’t solve all your challenges—but they certainly help. These faceplates instantly close when you pull a plug out of them. They also require you to push the faceplate to the right just to get the plug into...

There are meters and then there is the Auto-Ranging Smart IrriMeter®. Use it to quickly and accurately troubleshoot irrigation systems. Body measures an ovalish 4-1/2” x 2-1/2”. Has (2) modes and a button for each with a clear LCD display...

We love a good toggle switch, and when we come across one that lights up red like this one, well, the birds seem to sing a little louder and we can smell memories of grandma’s pies. Hey, we’re into this stuff! And yes, we can smell memories!...

Timing is the hardest part. Give yourself some help with this classic pendulum metronome in very modern and pleasing light pink with a white face and gold lettering. Measures 4" x 5" wide at the base, and 8" tall in that classic pyramidish metronome...

If you love the moon as much as a certain copywriter does, you’ll want to get one of these totally cool 6” dia, remote-controlled moon lights before they’re gone. Fully textured, with several color options on the palm-sized remote...

Great song. Also a great thing to say if anyone every absconds with the (6) dark blue-ish/purple-ish aluminum bullet bottles with screw caps we send you. They don’t look exactly like bullets—they’re just tall and slender with high...

This is one of the most impressive work aprons we’ve seen in a while. Made of thick tan canvas, it has an eye-popping (20) sturdy pockets and accessories, including a clip, loops and a zippered pouch. Has metal-ringed eyelets and thick black straps...

First made in 1930, these Roy Toy sets of hand-cut, interlocking pine logs with wooden gables and green roof planks have been around longer than American Science & Surplus! (But just barely.) All Roy Toy building sets are interchangeable, so this...

Geologists rock, and they like to have fun while they learn, which is why someone who wasn’t as dumb as a rock invented these (2) compact STEAM Earthly Elements kits. Each has a set of (6) earthly elements, a magnifying lens/ruler, display tray and...

You’re a wonderful person with many great qualities, and people appreciate you. But your hands are germ magnets, and your phone would give you the willies if you saw it under a microscope. Zap it in our UV Phone Sanitizer, which uses ultraviolet...

When you have a nice, durable waxed canvas backpack, life is easier. This one measures 16" tall x 15" at its widest. Has a zippered main pouch with a laptop partition, (3) zippered outside pouches, (2) water bottle holders, (2) padded, adjustable...

Our Energizer® 2600mAh power bank is small, immensely portable and rechargeable. Always good to have on in your bag or pocket. This one measures 4” long x 1” dia (not much bigger than a tube of lipstick) and has a USB output and a...

All those personal items and the germs they attract? Zap ’em clean with this UV Light Sterilizer Box. We’re talking about eyeglasses, sunglasses, keys—that stuff. From Comfort Zone Clean, the box measures approx 7-3/4" x 4-1/2" x 3"...

Keep your kids safe with these Fiskars® kid-safe scissors. They’re the #1 teacher recommended brand—says so right there on the package. Tips are pointed but obviously not sharp—they’re kids scissors!—and the blades have...

Washable Elmer’s® school glue sticks that dry clear and come in delightful scents? Yes, please! We’ll send you (6) sticks, (3) with disappearing purple glue and (3) that are scented. We like the grape scent, but the limeade and tropical...

We doubt Springsteen has one of these elegant, black-cloth-covered notebooks from Durham, but you can safely assume other bosses have them or will be ordering them from us. They measure approx 9” tall x 6” across x 1” thick (the...

This is a big ol’ tumbler, 9” tall to be exact, and 2-1/2” dia at the base. Has a brushed stainless-steel exterior and a nice pop of orange and black at the top. The slide toggle in the lid opens and closes so you can safely sip when...

Sometimes all you want is a lightweight, classic baseball-style cap that won’t weigh you down and won’t make you sweat buckets. Here it is—made of that lightweight yet super durable material a lot of reusable shopping bags are made of...

Hey, hikers! This (2)-tone nylon drawstring backpack is super-lightweight and has proper backpack straps—not just little ropes that dig into your shoulders. Main pouch measures 17” x 13” and opens and closes with a drawstring for...

We love when we get a new version of these pouches from Kikkerland®. This one is a Globetrotter Travel Pouch with a very nice map image of the tan continents and blue oceans. Pouch measures 5" x 4" and lays flat when empty, with (2) small pockets...

You’ve been thinking about getting a car steering-wheel lock/anti-theft device for a while now, and this is your sign that it’s finally time. At 16" long with extendable ends, the bar stops your steering wheel from turning. Bar is metal and...

You’d have remembered it if you’d have had this Sticky Memo Tape Roller. The clear and green plastic roller is teardrop-shaped—measures approx 3" x 2" x 1"—and comes pre-loaded with 1” wide memo tape. Roll out the length you...

Wee Creations for ye creations. Come ye, all creatives! This (4)-pack of clear glass Wishing Bottles from Wee Creations has multiple uses for miniature arts and crafts, and if that’s your bag, you can imagine most of them already. Each bottle...

Leave it to the Romanians to give us this very neat and tidy mess kit. In classic olive drab metal (bright silver inside), it’s shaped like a binoculars case and measures approx 6” tall x 7-1/2” wide x 4-1/2” deep. Has a thin...