The Zap-Free Bug Zapper...

Using the earth’s own magnetism, this natural insect deterrent was designed by NOAA for use in Florida, where they know a thing or two about bugs. Has (3) spikes that draw magnetic signals from topsoil and convert them to electrical waves too strong enough to clear a quarter-acre of flying pests (That’s 10,890 sq. ft)! NOAA uses them for outdoor meteorological research, and if it’s good enough for them, it’s good enough for you. Just turn the dial until you hear a low buzz. If you’re in the swamp, turn it up all the way. Even at the highest setting, the buzz is quiet. Barb took one to a backyard barbecue and said it worked like a dream and kept the catering table warmed at the same time (we’re still looking into that). Order soon—these wont last long. Congrats! If you read this far you found the AprilFoolz item. Add (only 1) to cart for free gift with your purchase.