Novelties & Misc Toys

Direct from the American Academy of Cheesy Fake Acting Awards, we present our genuine faux Oscar-esque hollow plastic statuette with authentic ersatz gold plating, for the best supporting player in your life. Stands 9-1/4" tall on a 3" dia base. Why?...

Dive into a world of aquatic anarchy with our 3-1/2" Rubber Flinger Shark 4-pack! These mischievous marine mammals are ready to wreak havoc on your home, office, or an unsuspecting sibling. Grab a fin and pull!

A plastic pistol shaped toy that shoots slugs of raw potato. Push the barrel into a potato, break off the slug, aim and shoot up to fifteen feet. Loads of fun, environmentally harmless, and about as safe as any "projectile" toy can be!! Pulls apart for...

So far we have (5) of these super-detailed, painted Metals Die-Cast WWE wrestling figurines—Finn Balor™, Paige™, Sasha Banks™, Triple H™ and Brock Lesner™—but we’ll let you know if we track down more...

The original Joy Buzzer was called the Joke Buzzer (1932 U.S. patent #1845735, Soren Adams) and it replaced the more dangerous Zapper, which is lost to time, more's the pity. Our standard wind-up model is a 1-3/8" dia circle of perennial vibrating fun,...

That’s what it says on the package of our Thunder Shaker, and that’s what we’ve been doing since we busted it out. It’s a metal tube that measures 6" tall x 2" dia with a 16” long metal spring coming out of the bottom. Shake...

It could have been called an Alabama Buzzer after Alabama Vest, the man who invented it. Or a Clegghorn, after Thaddeus Von Clegg, the clock master who fabricated the first one. But the hand-crafted 4-3/4" long steel instrument was a simple amusement,...

That’s one of our favorite bluegrass tunes, but it’s also this very satisfying rubber-flexible plastic pop-up toy that seems to eat up hours of our time. Imagine how intriguing a kid will find it! The base is a light brown tree stump, 2-3/8"...

Emergency underpants in a can. Says it all, doesn't it? Quite stretchable in a Tyvekish white fabric, "one pair fits most adults." They're hip-hugger, semi-bikini, translucent type drawers, so despite the smiling man wearing them and a red bow-tie on the...

This USB- or battery-powered leaf blower is purported (by the writing on the package) to be the World’s Smallest Blower. Has an on/off switch and a removeable blower nozzle, and measures 3-1/4" tall x 2-1/2" wide x 6-1/4" (when the 3-1/4" nozzle is...

Meet mini floppy! (AKA wacky waver) You know floppy. You see his larger family members all over the place, promoting sales and events of all kinds. Floppy measures a mini 12" tall, has a battery operated fan in the base, and operates on a single 9-volt...

Wouldn’t it be funny if someone took a rocket-launching class and got a T- as a grade? You’ll get an A+ for mastering this Launch Rocket™ Catapult Launcher because all you need is a pair of shoes and the will to let stuff fly! Using...

When we’re stressed or bored—or both—we reach for this Shape Shifting Space Mesh, the plastic fidget toy that shifts shapes. A beautiful mind-bender, it can stretch, fold in on itself, bounce, collapse and more. Comes in assorted colors...

Pop, twist, bend, and repeat! Our pop tubes are the ultimate stress-relieving, boredom-busting sensory sensation. Feeling fidgety? Let the fun begin! From 8" they extend to about 20" and are bendy and flexi! Assorted colors our choice.  

Replace your capotain (aka “pilgrim hat”) this year with the actual star of the show, Tom Turkey himself. He’s fuzzy and soft—and cute, not creepy—in turkey tan with big white and black eyes, a red caruncle and wattle, a...

The Big Bang Bubble Blaster (we just said that 10 times!) looks like a giant hairdryer from the ’70s. But it’s way more fun. This fat gun shoots thousands of bubbles, which built-in multi-colored LED lights give a magical tint to as they sail...

It’s not really a robot, but then again it’s not really a rabbit. From Remote Control Pets, this cute, 6” long, light brown and white furry bunny wiggles its pink nose and hops when a kid presses the single-button remote control...

Looney Oracle: A Decision Making Toy has the potential to answer all of life’s questions, some with spooky accuracy! You can ask it a yes/no question, or get some cryptic advice, but first you’ll have to answer the Oracle’s questions...

Freeze—it’s a money gun! This “gun” looks more like the one the fuzz uses to check your speed than the one they keep in their holsters. In metallic gold (what else?) with the words “Money Gun” on the side, it spits out...

From our friends at World’s Smallest, here’s another diminutive delight—the World’s Smallest Tool Kit, and it’s fully functional. Red plastic hinged toolbox measures approx 2” x 1-1/2” x 1-1/2” with a...

We think it’s a missed opportunity to not name a Soaring Unicorn, so we call ours Eunice. The mythical creature measures approx 3” x 3” and is attached to a tangle-free rainbow parachute that allows her to float down gently, magically,...

That's right, canine hindquarters fans, you can now order $14 worth of tail ends for just $7.50. You'll get (5) different pooch posteriors, plus a bonus fire hydrant, all in magnet form, ready to stick on your refrigerator door, making all and sundry...

Trekkie-Surpies, you’re gonna love this Star Trek™ Kirk and Spock magnetic wardrobe dress-up kit. We know—you’re welcome! Various uniforms, characters, weapons and tribbles will take your fridge to where no major appliance has...

For all you Surpies who like the idea of yoga but don’t want to do it yourself, your ship has come in! We have a 6" tall, all-wooden marionette push puppet that’s hinged at all the major joints, which means it’s probably good for...

You can’t cut your hair, or anything, with this switchblade-like device because when the “blade” flips out, West Side Story-like, it’s actually a comb. Measures 9” overall when the comb is out, 4-1/2” when folded...

It's a magical 2-1/2" dia, radial, spiral-ish, plastic, rainbow-design, stair-walking toy that most definitely does not make the classic, zippy, jangly, metal slinkish sounds you may or may not have experienced in another toy. But this one is definitely...

No maybes. Our each is a set of matching “YES” and “NO” buttons, a little over 3" in dia, like on quiz shows. When smacked, they recite one of (10) variations on the theme, as in “No, no, no, no” or “Yes, baby...

Does anyone really need to be told what a Slinky® is?? Okay, it is a very slack spring, 2-7/8" dia x 2-1/2" long, compressed. It will stretch out to about 5 or 6 feet long without deforming. That's the boring part. The interesting part is that it...

He was born Marion Walter Jacobs, and in his sweet home Chicago he changed the way the harmonica was played. They called him Little Walter, and his blues harps were standard size, but oh, how he would have loved this Little Harmonica from the folks at...

Here's a little music box to crank. These are really cute, with a very nice sound, and they're in clear acrylic cases so you, or impressionable youngsters, can watch them work. They measure 2-1/4"x 2" x 1-1/4" with a 7/8" crank. We'll pick one that plays...

When someone asks you to bring out the big guns, leave these in the drawer. Called the World’s Smallest Laser Guns, these (2) space blaster-looking guns have white bodies and either blue or red highlights. They’re not actual laser guns, and...

This mini version is just as frustrating and the big one and it was all the rage in the late 70's...80's...90's...oh, heck with it they are still all the rage. This pocket sized mini version is great to hand out as freebies, kids parties or just to have...

Sure, those little bubble wands are huge hits with the tykes, but this Cool Penguin Bubble machine is a step up from that program. Make that a waddle up. Penguins love bubbles almost as much as kids! This red plastic one (the penguin, not the kid) stands...

We use a lot of duct tape around here, and sometimes we get tired of looking at the same old silver stuff. Lately we’ve been using this Duck Tape brand astrology tape, dark blue with yellow constellation designs on it representing Aries, Pisces and...

Literally. These clear, plastic-tubing faux-specs start in your soda, wrap around your ears and eyes, sit on your nose and end up in your mouth. You slurp and your drink zips around your face and into your yap. The last word in sophisticated beverage...

After a hard day of exploring, you'll dig getting clean with wash-n-roar showerhead. Modeled after a real life T-rex. Ok a Skull of the T-rex, but you get the drift. Made of durable, sturdy plastic and this carnivorous cleaner fits standard shower pipes...

A gallimaufry of gags, the prankster's pantheon. Our seven-day selection of sophomoric stupidity includes a joy buzzer, a fake ketchup spill that is perfect for a laptop or tablet, wrapped candy thats more bug than treat, a pack of gum with a mousetrap...

Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear, when people could gauge your mood just by looking at your fingers. Our mood rings are tasteful, simple metal bands with mood-indicating stuff on the outside. We'll send you a trio from our bins of...

And now for something completely different. Yes, Python fans—this is actual Monty Python’s Flying Circus merch! Our collection of magnetic animated characters from the iconic TV show will turn your refrigerator, desk, file cabinet or cubicle...

Care for a king-sized king of hearts? A jack of huge? Try our 8-1/2" x 11" deck of playing cards. Fun to shuffle and great if you've lost your reading glasses. Just the ticket for teaching a whole class of kids to play blackjack before the annual school...