Novelties & Misc Toys

For all you Surpies who like the idea of yoga but don’t want to do it yourself, your ship has come in! We have a 6" tall, all-wooden marionette push puppet that’s hinged at all the major joints, which means it’s probably good for...

This set of 12 magnetic money bills from Dowling is perfect for teaching kids about counting cash—without the risk of them "investing" it all in gumball machines. Includes realistic, front-only designs of ones, fives, tens, and a single lonely...

This trio of hand-printed 2" x 7" bookmarks doesn’t just hold your place—it holds your personality. Printed on thick cardstock (think wedding like quality) and packed with just the right amount of bite, they’re perfect for readers who...

Slap some scientific authority on your fridge, file cabinet, or rusty surplus locker with these 6" Dowling science magnets! Each pack comes with 10 colorful images to help teach, inspire, or just distract anyone long enough for you to steal the last...

When the urge to scream into a pillow hits but you're in a staff meeting or stuck at a kid’s recital, these Marble Mesh Fidget Toys have your back. Just bend, roll, or mash that little marble around like you're trying to reset your...

The all-seeing Eyes Ball has you spotted! This fun, freaky ball is full of ever-changing googly eyes. Just give it a tap, and Eyes Ball lights upon impact.

Good clean fun for trips to the beach or pool. This rubber shark has a small human foot sticking out of its maw. Give him a good squeeze and the leg pops out up to the shin. Quickly repeated squeezes make it look like the shark is having lunch.

Be a fly on the wall or zoom through the room with our tin Fly’s Eye! With colorful designs, you’ll be the best looking fly in town! Each sold separately. Available in different designs, shipped randomly

Alright, True Believers! Feast your eyes on the 19-Inch Wooden Stan Lee Shield from Sunbelt Gifts! Want to inject some POW! into your décor? This isn't just wood; it's a tribute to the legend himself. Stan "The Man" Lee's face, ready to inspire...

When someone asks you to bring out the big guns, leave these in the drawer. Called the World’s Smallest Laser Guns, these (2) space blaster-looking guns have white bodies and either blue or red highlights. They’re not actual laser guns, and...

We’re just livin’ in it. We’re playin’ in it, too, with these Jurassic World 2022 Snap Squad Attitudes™ figurines. We’ll send you a random chompy little figure, each measuring approx 3” x 2”. You might get...

Don’t forget to stretch before you play this game! Tic Tac Twist is a cross between (you guessed it…way ahead of us) tic-tac-toe and the classic twisting game that makes you bend and reach for dots on the floor. In this innovative twist on...

Did you ever wonder what it would be like if you could hold lava in your hands? Well, with LAVA Instant Slime it will be almost like the real thing, only safer and more fun! The great thing about this product is that it conveniently sits in LAVA brand...

This mini see-through wind-up music box is a thing of whimsy at 1-1/2” x 1” x 1/2”, and it’s attached to a keychain with a 1” dia split ring. When the mfr. says “World’s Smallest,” they’re telling you...

When we get tired of our fidget spinner we reach for our (3) fidget popper/sensory toys, which we doubt we’ll ever get tired of. Ever pop bubble wrap? Yeah, these things leave bubble wrap in their dust because they don’t pop—they plop...

This might be our most convenient stress-relief tool, a 2-3/4" dia x 1-1/2” tall foam half-ball in green with a simple ceramic magnet on the flat side. Stick it to the fridge, where it’ll hold your grocery list, a photo or a few papers, and...

Freeze—it’s a money gun! This “gun” looks more like the one the fuzz uses to check your speed than the one they keep in their holsters. In metallic gold (what else?) with the words “Money Gun” on the side, it spits out...

We think it’s a missed opportunity to not name a Soaring Unicorn, so we call ours Eunice. The mythical creature measures approx 3” x 3” and is attached to a tangle-free rainbow parachute that allows her to float down gently, magically,...

So far we have (5) of these super-detailed, painted Metals Die-Cast WWE wrestling figurines—Finn Balor™, Paige™, Sasha Banks™, Triple H™ and Brock Lesner™—but we’ll let you know if we track down more...

It's a magical 2-1/2" dia, radial, spiral-ish, plastic, rainbow-design, stair-walking toy that most definitely does not make the classic, zippy, jangly, metal slinkish sounds you may or may not have experienced in another toy. But this one is definitely...

This USB- or battery-powered leaf blower is purported (by the writing on the package) to be the World’s Smallest Blower. Has an on/off switch and a removeable blower nozzle, and measures 3-1/4" tall x 2-1/2" wide x 6-1/4" (when the 3-1/4" nozzle is...

From our friends at World’s Smallest, here’s another diminutive delight—the World’s Smallest Tool Kit, and it’s fully functional. Red plastic hinged toolbox measures approx 2” x 1-1/2” x 1-1/2” with a...

This mini version is just as frustrating and the big one and it was all the rage in the late 70's...80's...90's...oh, heck with it they are still all the rage. This pocket sized mini version is great to hand out as freebies, kids parties or just to have...

Keep your place with this gold foil replica of a US $100 bill. Looks like the real thing, including counterfeit-foiling color additions. Measures approx 6" x 2-1/2," which is just half a smidgen smaller than a real C-note. Franklin looks a little like a...

We don’t have much to say about these, and we don’t care how you use them. We just know lots of Surpies will want them, because when you do this stuff for a while, you learn a few things. We’re talking about yellow, 2-1/4" tall x 3-1/4"...

Literally. These clear, plastic-tubing faux-specs start in your soda, wrap around your ears and eyes, sit on your nose and end up in your mouth. You slurp and your drink zips around your face and into your yap. The last word in sophisticated beverage...

Or singing suppositories. The pair is very magnetic, whatever they are. The 1-3/4" long prolate spheroids look like highly polished black hematites. Hold them an inch apart in your palm, toss 'em into the air and listen to them make a sound like the...

The Big Bang Bubble Blaster (we just said that 10 times!) looks like a giant hairdryer from the ’70s. But it’s way more fun. This fat gun shoots thousands of bubbles, which built-in multi-colored LED lights give a magical tint to as they sail...

A plastic pistol shaped toy that shoots slugs of raw potato. Push the barrel into a potato, break off the slug, aim and shoot up to fifteen feet. Loads of fun, environmentally harmless, and about as safe as any "projectile" toy can be!! Pulls apart for...

You don’t need your therapist to know that you’re projecting again when you fire up this far-out Star Projection Lamp. Buttons control a multitude of lighting options: single color, dual color, tri-color or white with various added-color...

This Personal Doodle Board is for kids who like to pretend they have appointments. Made like an old-school PDA, but you pull the kitty's head to pull out a steel-tipped stylus and draw on the magnetic screen. Slide the slider on the back to erase...

Meeeeowwww! These 1990's-vintage collectible Catwoman™ plastic finger rings are adjustable for any size and have a 1" dia disk with her masked feline image on it. Primarily hot pink on black. New in the original unopened package of (8) rings, one...

Kreepie Krawlies® are smartphone pranks designed to make your phone just a tad more fun. You’ll get a 1-1/2” dia plastic disc with lenticulars that, when scanned with your phone, make distracting insect holograms appear on the back of...

Plastic pliers are just the thing to keep the kiddies out of Dad’s toolbox. Safe, too. These authentic-ish gray slip-joint replicas are 6” long and would also make nice name-card holders for the Mechanic’s Annual Dinner Dance.