Oozes, Goos & Slimes

Really—it’s OK. In fact, it’s encouraged. Squeeze these fit-in-your-palm Groovy Nee Doh® fruit squishies like your mellow depends on it. It’s fascinating how the Boss Banana, Far Out Orange and Outta Sight Strawberry look like...

The magic putty with dyspepsia is back. OK, it's fart goop, but you still wouldn't want to go to middle school without it. You'll get 4.7oz (in a pleasant color we'll pick) inside a little round plastic container that's 3" tall x 2" dia. Put in a thumb;...

It’s called Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty® because while you do whatever you want with it, your brain relaxes and opens up to all kinds of creative thinking. Need it? Yes. And you can also knead it. Or bounce it, bend it, tear it, stretch it,...

You’re never too old for Play-Doh, so here’s our adult-themed (6)-pack that recalls the joys of youth while skewering middle-aged malaise. The plastic cans of “modelling compound,” as the eggheads call it, are 3"" tall x 2"" dia,...

Yes, we mean that #2. For some reason, all of a sudden, we didn’t want to write the word poop. This non-toxic liquid slime comes in a wavy triangular-ish plastic flask and is called Unicorn Poop , and we give it two horns up. Flask is about 4" x 3"...

Our each is approx 1-1/3 oz (40ml) of The Original Slime (“Feels Wet and Cold!”) and it must be scientific because it comes in a cool little Erlenmeyer flask, although with a very un-Erlenmeyerish but important screw cap. We’ll pick a...

Jack’s beans got nothing on these magic beads, which grow to many times their tiny size when water is added. The (10)-gram/(.35)-oz bag of colorful water beads might not be as tall as a beanstalk, but they grow from about 3/32" to 3/8" over the...

Toysmith®, purveyors of everything squishy, named this 4" long stretchable pig “Pulled Pork” and we have to tip our hats to them. We’d have been proud to come up with that name ourselves. This pink little piggy with cute eyes and...

And don’t take any wooden nickels! We love the old sayings, but we love this new phosphorescent, glow-in-the-dark powder even more. Comes in (3) colors—green, pink and yellow—and we’ll pick one for you. It’ll arrive in a...