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The S68 UV flashlight reveals what your naked eye has been blissfully ignoring, whether it's pet stains, lurking pests, or surprises in your hotel room. With 68 powerful UV LEDs—because 51 just wasn’t enough—this lightweight and...

Ever needed a clipboard that could hold all your paperwork and survive a hurricane? Introducing the Aluminum Storage Clipboard from PlanAhead®! This beauty holds up to 8 1/2" x 12" sheets with room to spare, thanks to its 1-inch depth. That’s...

This cleaning kit was designed for smooth cats cleaning their saxes—saxophones, you dig?—but a Surpie like you knows that a 10” x 10” microfiber cloth, 17” double-sided neck snake, 5” tapered brush, 4”...

This 150-grit sanding sponge is flexible, meaning it bends. But we like to think it’s flexible in that it’s willing to take on a variety of projects—at times that work for you. Measures approx 4" x 3” x 1/2", soft and spongy on...

The Star Point Wireless Doorbell Transmitter set comes with (1) battery-operated transmitter/button and (2) plug-in Sado Tech receivers/chimes, each approx 3” square by 1-1/2” deep. Great for houses, apartments, businesses, classrooms and...

Ensure the health and safety of your environment with the Hawkeye™ NCIT100 Non-Contact Infrared Thermometer. Designed for rapid, reliable human body temperature readings, the NCIT100 delivers unparalleled accuracy and speed, making it the perfect...

50ML Graduated Plastic beakers. Polypropylene. 12-Pack  

Box of (12) Plastic Ploypropylene beakers. Brand new. 

The Test Set TS-147 we are told is used as a portable microwave signal generator designed for testing and adjusting radar systems and beacon equipment operating within the frequency range from 8500 to 9600 megacycles per second. (mc). Measures 18" x 11"...

This Versa Beam® Lantern from Farpoint® looks a lot like a cowbell, just sayin’. Has the same kind of loop handle at the top and measures a cowbell-ish 8-1/2” long x 5” wide x 3-12” deep, which means you can set it upright...

This is the ceiling light you need for your garage, workshop or craft room. The Versa Beam® Twin Fold Garage & Ceiling Light from Farpoint® screws into a standard socket but has (2) adjustable heads that rotate 360 degrees and swivel 90...

The Solar-Powered Beacon Let’s be honest—nothing ruins an evening quite like fumbling around in the dark, tripping over patio furniture, or stepping on something squishy that shouldn’t be there. That’s where this 5-LED Wireless...

Hampers! We Got Hampers!Pamper yourself with a new hamper. We have some great round ones, measuring approx 17” x 13” and made of stiff, heavy-duty canvas with a wire ring and lighter fabric at the top, which you can close with the thick...

Ever tried to eat a salad with a flimsy plastic spork that bends like a wet noodle? Or cut into a sandwich with a "knife" that might as well be a butter spreader for toddlers? Yeah, we’ve been there. That’s why this 5-in-1 Wheat Straw Fiber...

Next time someone asks you how your tree glows, tell them it glows just fine, and then tell them you got it from us. It’s called the Glow Tree LED Decor Light, and it’s one of the few things that is creapy enough for Halloween but elegant...

We said “tasteful,” not “tasty!” We do enjoy a nice duck a l’orange on occasion, though. Anyway, who knows—these ducks might even be geese. Call ’em wooden ducks with long necks and a folk-art look, sort of...

This classic plastic Halloween mask with an elastic strap depicts a wide-smiling, lip-sticked, hair-coifed Hillary Clinton with amazing color. Has holes for the nose and eyes, and foam pads behind the forehead and chin. Covers the wearer’s face...

Be safe with this 7" long, anodized aluminum 9-in-1 tactical pen in soothing red. Has a bright LED flashlight with zoom function, writing pen, window breaker, emergency whistle, bottle opener, Phillips and flathead screwdrivers, pocket clip...

In an emergency, every second matters, and this compact tool is built to help you act fast. The razor-sharp seatbelt cutter slices through jammed belts in an instant, while the window breaker shatters side windows quickly, helping you escape a dangerous...

Ours grows really well thanks to this Utilitech® LED Grow Light, which is a 12” cord with (3) heads spaced approx 4 feet apart. Keeps plants cooler, and you won’t have to change any bulbs. Light housings measure 5” x 3” x...

We cannot Sell These Flashlight-Stun Guns to the following states: AK,CT,HI,IA,IL,IN,MI,MS,ND,PA,RI,WI,WY  For Adults Only: This product is intended for use by adults aged 21 and older. Stun Gun Flashlight • Easy to use, rechargeable, portable...

This powerhouse neodymium magnet measures a diminutive 9/16" square x 1/8" thick but has a 20-lb pull, give or take. That’s strong, Surpies. Has a hole in the middle for mounting on the wall to hold your metal stuff in place: tools, knives,...

You’ll never have to roll up newspaper again. The Fire Guyz wood block fire starter looks like a squared-off bundle of sticks, 2-3/4” long x 1-1/2” square with a wick on each end. Get your fire up and roarin’ in a hurry, because...

Straight out of a time capsule marked “1983 fashion mistakes,” this dog jacket is so gloriously ugly it’s practically couture. It’s like someone found your mom’s old ski coat, shrank it down, and thought, “You know...

Erase The SignsThe war on drugs lives on with our (2)-pack of white pencil erasers for school, home or office. You’ll get a 1-1/2” triangle that looks like a yield sign with a red outline and “SAY NO” in the middle in black; and a...

First question: why has it taken so long for someone to put a single, shiny, spiraling silver horn, soft white ears and a cascading pink, purple and blue mane on the headband of a fluffy, plushy set of kids earmuffs? Second question: why doesn’t...

Too much time on the phone? Lock it up! Our Phone Lock-Up consists of a black wire cage screwed into a blond wooden base with slots for (8) offending cell phones. On the front, (2) doors swing open to let the perps in, and a loop on each allows you to...

Looks like a rock, acts like a vase. Measures an uneven, rock-like 3" x 3" x 3" with a 1" x 3" opening, and it holds water. Duh. Despite looking like a rock, in the classic rock color, it’ll brighten up and transform any living space—living...

Our striped, pocket travel cases with velvet interior keep all your little treasures safe! Made for airpods, but our Alt-Uses Team has confirmed that they’re also great for jewelry, loose change, little wrapped candies, what-nots, whose-its and all...

This mini see-through wind-up music box is a thing of whimsy at 1-1/2” x 1” x 1/2”, and it’s attached to a keychain with a 1” dia split ring. When the mfr. says “World’s Smallest,” they’re telling you...

From the folks at World's Smallest, this 2-3/4” x 1-1/4” x 1” wireless game pad comes attached to a lanyard snap clip with a 3/4” dia split ring. Has a 30-foot range, and it’s USB-rechargeable. You’ll wonder how to...

3.4 Ounces of tiny treasures, endless possibilities. These adorable milk pot style mini glass jars are the perfect little vessels for all your creative endeavors! Imagine the possibilities: Potion Master: Brew up magical concoctions for your next fairy...

Say hello to the indoor boomerang! There’s a sentence you don’t read every day—not even in Perth, Coober Pedy, Watanobbi or Woolloomooloo. While we’re at it, G’day, Australian Surpies! From Wicked Toys, this...

It doesn’t matter how old your aquarium is—it’ll look that much closer to brand new when you drop our mind-blowing undersea polyresin decorations into it. The fine details and bright colors are stunning—so much so that you...

Dive into a world of aquatic anarchy with our 3-1/2" Rubber Flinger Shark 4-pack! These mischievous marine mammals are ready to wreak havoc on your home, office, or an unsuspecting sibling. Grab a fin and pull!

These aren’t just any beads, Surpies, these are tiny Magic Beadz™. That’s right—Beadz with a “z” and proud of it! They’re about the size of the little beads you’d sprinkle onto cookies or a cake. But they...

While everyone seems to have lost a few, American Science & Surplus has a literal surplus of them! Whether you need new ones for a game, can't craft without them or just like something shiny, we've got an amazing deal for you. You'll receive a clear,...

Keep yourself or the cat people in your life warm with this big, soft, light fleece blanket covered in kittens. Beige-ish, with shades of blue, brown and gold, it measures approx 88” x 72” and features (48) images of kitties on each side,...

Should that be Pliers, Pliers, Pliers? Either way, we have a high-quality set of (3) pliers with black non-slip grips. You’ll get (2) long-nose, each 5” long with serrated jaws, and (1) diagonal clipper. Why so cheap for such a nice set? The...

This 14” x 16” padded, heated seat cushion keeps your backside warm without the burning sensation so many built-in automobile seat heaters invite when they heat up too fast. This seat’s portable, 2" thick and covered in durable black...