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  • WALK IN COOLER FREEZER from U.S. Cooler WALK IN COOLER FREEZER from U.S. Cooler

    Don't Be a Fool and Stay Cool.
    WALK IN COOLER FREEZER from U.S. Cooler

    Walk in Cooler/Freezer for Bar or Restaurant - 2 Units For Sale! Selling two never-used walk-in cooler/freezer units from U.S. Cooler! Complete (walls, ceiling, floor) and NSF approved – just add your cooling system. 22' x 19' x 7' Combo...
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  • Crafty Creations 60-Pack Gel Pen Set! Crafty Creations 60-Pack Gel Pen Set!

    Smoooooooooooth
    Crafty Creations 60-Pack Gel Pen Set!

    Your notes are boring. Your doodles are crying out for more color. Fix it with the Crafty Creations 60-Pack Gel Pen Set! We've packed 60 pens with enough glitter, neon, and metallic shine to turn any project into a work of art. These pens glide like...
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  • ROTATING DAILY DESK PLAQUE ROTATING DAILY DESK PLAQUE

    "I'm Very Very VERY Important"
    ROTATING DAILY DESK PLAQUE

    We get it. You’re kind of a big deal and want your desk to reflect that. This Daily Desk Plaque shows off your witty side and alerts your workmates about how you’re feeling. The desktop flip book contains 50 titles and phrases so there is...
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  • DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT MUG DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT MUG

    Cherished Cheshire
    DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT MUG

    We don’t know what Lewis Carroll was drinking when he wrote Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, but we’re pretty sure it wasn’t tea or coffee. From the Caterpillar with the hookah to the Mad Hatter, his characters were as "out there" as...
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    T-SHAPED MULTI-GAUGE/REFERENCE RULER T-SHAPED MULTI-GAUGE/REFERENCE RULER

    This Ruler Rules!
    T-SHAPED MULTI-GAUGE/REFERENCE RULER

    Our coolest ruler, hands down. It’s dark blue plastic, T-shaped, and packed with information. It’s an American Wire Gauge and a screw-size gauge. It measures UTS and ISO screw pitch, has SMD capacitor info, conversion scales, transistor and...
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  • 7/8" SQUARE PEEL AND STICK TAN VELCRO SQUARES

    Sticktoitiveness
    7/8" SQUARE PEEL AND STICK TAN VELCRO SQUARES

    Actually, in this case, it’s sticktoitselfness, because nothing sticks to itself like genuine Velcro®. Have a gander at our sticky, stickier and stickiest hunks of the stuff invented by an engineer who took a good look...
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  • WHOOPSIE WRITERS 100 PERFECTLY IMPERFECT PENS WHOOPSIE WRITERS 100 PERFECTLY IMPERFECT PENS

    The Misprint Motherlode!
    WHOOPSIE WRITERS 100 PERFECTLY IMPERFECT PENS

    Whadda you care what the barrel of your pen says, as long as it writes nice and pretty, right? Since Surplus is our surname, and we do everything we can to live up to it, we’ll send you a very assorted collection of (100) misprint or otherwise...
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  • EXECUTIVE FAUX LEATHER PORTFOLIO EXECUTIVE FAUX LEATHER PORTFOLIO

    One Classy Portfolio
    EXECUTIVE FAUX LEATHER PORTFOLIO

    Ah, mmm, fresh and faux leather! We don’t want to get weird here, but this junior executive-style padfolio for students, aspiring CEOs, fine-dining servers, etc. smells like success. The slim black pleather portfolio measures approx 8-1/4” x...
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  • WOODEN OUTDOOR FOLDING PICNIC TABLE WITH GLASS HOLDER WOODEN OUTDOOR FOLDING PICNIC TABLE WITH GLASS HOLDER

    Table for Wino
    WOODEN OUTDOOR FOLDING PICNIC TABLE WITH GLASS HOLDER

    Tired of chasing your wine glass across the grass like a tipsy squirrel? Enter this hand-made wooden folding picnic table—your new best friend for boozy outdoor lounging. With slots for your wine glasses and a surface for snacks, this little boho...
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  • SOLAR POWERED CHOCOLATE BAR CALCULATOR SOLAR POWERED CHOCOLATE BAR CALCULATOR

    Crunch the Numbers—Not the Calculator
    SOLAR POWERED CHOCOLATE BAR CALCULATOR

    This solar-powered chocolate bar calculator looks good enough to eat, but please don’t—unless you enjoy dental work and very inaccurate math. It’s fully functional, delightfully deceptive, and way more fun than that boring gray...
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  • CHAMELEON IRIDESCENT COLOR-CHANGING NOTEBOOK CHAMELEON IRIDESCENT COLOR-CHANGING NOTEBOOK

    The Notebook That Changes Color
    CHAMELEON IRIDESCENT COLOR-CHANGING NOTEBOOK

    This 80-page lined notebook sports a slick, iridescent blue-purple chameleon cover that shifts colors like your mood halfway through a to-do list. At 4 3/4" x 6 3/4", it’s perfectly sized for your deep thoughts, random doodles, questionable...
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  • PAGE SIZE FRESNEL MAGNIFYING SHEET PAGE SIZE FRESNEL MAGNIFYING SHEET

    Magnifying Sheet for the Masses...
    PAGE SIZE FRESNEL MAGNIFYING SHEET

    Flat plastic Fresnel lens. This flexible magnifier is 7-1/4" x 10-1/4" and only about a millimeter thick. It is great when you need to scan a list, read a book, start a camp fire or just want to embiggen something. You can see most of the page without...
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  • MOMENTA 8-PIECE INK PAD WEDGES MOMENTA 8-PIECE INK PAD WEDGES

    Squish, Squish, Art!
    MOMENTA 8-PIECE INK PAD WEDGES

    A rainbow of ink pad wedges by Momenta®. 8 colors including red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, brown and black. perfect for arts and crafts! Each wedge locks in place to a center holder. pull the tab to release. Clear case prevents them from...
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  • BOX OF GLASS LENSES FROM 1940'S AS&S STOCK BOX OF GLASS LENSES FROM 1940'S AS&S STOCK

    Lenses! My Kingdom for a Lens!
    BOX OF GLASS LENSES FROM 1940'S AS&S STOCK

    A blast from the past! American Lens & Photo- That was our identity when these came into the possession of our founder and first owner Al Luebbers. These remnants have been around since the late 1940s and early 1950s. Boxes filled to the brim (and...
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  • FAMOUS BACK ISSUES OF AMERICAN SCIENCE/JERRYCO CATALOGS FAMOUS BACK ISSUES OF AMERICAN SCIENCE/JERRYCO CATALOGS

    Travel Back In Time With JERRYCO!
    FAMOUS BACK ISSUES OF AMERICAN SCIENCE/JERRYCO CATALOGS

    Longtime Surpies know and love our old print catalogs. Well, rejoice! You can own a piece of history because we've decided to open the vault and offer up our personal archive of back issues. Wax nostalgic over the weird and eclectic merchandise that has...
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  • MAX EC-30A ELECTRONIC CHECK WRITER MAX EC-30A ELECTRONIC CHECK WRITER

    Mark This Off Your Checklist!
    MAX EC-30A ELECTRONIC CHECK WRITER

    MAX EC-30A ELECTRONIC CHECK WRITER Electronic check writer from MAX Industries. The Classic EC-30A in use in offices for decades! In working condition, may need a replacement printer ribbon.  Call or Email us with any questions, we are happy to help!
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  • 3" WIDE 110 YARDS CLEAR ACRYLIC CARTON SEAL TAPE 3" WIDE 110 YARDS CLEAR ACRYLIC CARTON SEAL TAPE

    MOVE LIKE THE SHIPPING GODS!
    3" WIDE 110 YARDS CLEAR ACRYLIC CARTON SEAL TAPE

    Moving soon? "Laminating" your fake I.D.? You can do it all (and more) with our 3" wide x (110)-yard roll of clear acrylic carton seal tape. Okay, technically it's 2-27/32", but as Uncle Fred says when pitching horseshoes, "Close enough, it counts...
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    PLASTIC ACCORDION PORTFOLIO WITH COLORFUL FLAP PLASTIC ACCORDION PORTFOLIO WITH COLORFUL FLAP

    Can a Portfolio Change its Stripes?
    PLASTIC ACCORDION PORTFOLIO WITH COLORFUL FLAP

    In heavy black plastic with a spiffy black/blue/tan/maroon-striped flap, this portfolio has an elastic closure, interior accordion file, (2) disc pockets, (2) card holders and a letter-sized lined notepad with a pen holder. Measures approx 10-1/2”...
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  • FRAMED ONE-OF-A-KIND HAND-DRAWN ALAN MOSS ORIGINAL JARVIS CATALOG COVER ART 96 FRAMED ONE-OF-A-KIND HAND-DRAWN ALAN MOSS ORIGINAL JARVIS CATALOG COVER ART 96

    One-Of-A-Kind Surpie Artwork!
    FRAMED ONE-OF-A-KIND HAND-DRAWN ALAN MOSS ORIGINAL JARVIS CATALOG COVER ART 96

    Longtime Surpies know and love the artwork of our storied illustrator Alan Moss, and now one of his most iconic pieces can be yours! They’re original drawings of our company mascot, Jarvis, in varying states of, uh, experimentation, and each comes...
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  • FRAMED ONE-OF-A-KIND HAND-DRAWN ALAN MOSS ORIGINAL JARVIS CATALOG COVER ART FRAMED ONE-OF-A-KIND HAND-DRAWN ALAN MOSS ORIGINAL JARVIS CATALOG COVER ART

    One-Of-A-Kind Surpie Artwork!
    FRAMED ONE-OF-A-KIND HAND-DRAWN ALAN MOSS ORIGINAL JARVIS CATALOG COVER ART

    Longtime Surpies know and love the artwork of our storied illustrator Alan Moss, and now one of his most iconic pieces can be yours! They’re original drawings of our company mascot, Jarvis, in varying states of, uh, experimentation, and each comes...
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  • COMIC BOOK-THEMED NOTEBOOK COMIC BOOK-THEMED NOTEBOOK

    Ka-POW!
    COMIC BOOK-THEMED NOTEBOOK

    Unleash your inner superhero (or villain, we don't judge!) with this pocket-sized portal to panel-town! Crammed with blank comic canvases and handy stencil sidekicks for your word balloons and BAMs!, this notebook is your secret lair for sketching epic...
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  • PACKAGING TAPE WITH REFILLABLE DISPENSER 3/4" X 27 YARDS PACKAGING TAPE WITH REFILLABLE DISPENSER 3/4" X 27 YARDS

    Pack It Up, Pack It In…
    PACKAGING TAPE WITH REFILLABLE DISPENSER 3/4" X 27 YARDS

    Wimpy tape is fine for wimpy tape tasks, but this is packaging tape, friends. This is the tape your scotch tape looks up to and wants to be when it grows up. Measures 3/4” wide, and you’ll get 27 yards pre-loaded in a small box tape gun,...
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  • 9 BUTTON CORPORATE JARGON SOUND MACHINE 9 BUTTON CORPORATE JARGON SOUND MACHINE

    Your Boss Sound Like A Machine?
    9 BUTTON CORPORATE JARGON SOUND MACHINE

    We’re glad our boss Pat doesn’t sound like this Corporate Jargon Sound Effects machine, but we also can’t stop pushing the buttons to make the stuffy voice say “Let’s take that offline,” and “We’re gaining...
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  • WRIST RULER LEATHER BAND W/ ENGRAVED IN/CM, 16" WRIST RULER LEATHER BAND W/ ENGRAVED IN/CM, 16"

    Bracelet Fit For A Shop
    WRIST RULER LEATHER BAND W/ ENGRAVED IN/CM, 16"

    This bracelet will never be out of place in a woodshop, workshop, tailor shop or tinker shop, but it’ll look great out on the town, too (seriously). It’s the Wrist Ruler, made of handsome light-brown leather, 16” long and engraved with...
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  • BUTTERFLY PAPER CLIPS PKG(2) BUTTERFLY PAPER CLIPS PKG(2)

    Butterflies Are Cheap
    BUTTERFLY PAPER CLIPS PKG(2)

    Sorry, like lunches, there are no free paper clips, but these 1-1/2” x 1-1/4” steel butterfly clips are dirt cheap at under four cents each, and you can’t hardly get anything for that. You’ll get (50) clips per package, and...
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  • LABEL IT® WARM TONES 3 PIECE TAPE SET LABEL IT® WARM TONES 3 PIECE TAPE SET

    Crafty Tape Set
    LABEL IT® WARM TONES 3 PIECE TAPE SET

    This (3)-piece set of Label It™ tape is so vibrant and uplifting, it’s fun just to look at it. But why not use it since it’s such good tape? You’ll get 3/8" wide rolls, each approx 30 feet long, in glorious red, pink and yellow...
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  • PENCIL/CRAYON SHARPENER 4-PACK PENCIL/CRAYON SHARPENER 4-PACK

    PENCIL/CRAYON SHARPENER 4-PACK
    PENCIL/CRAYON SHARPENER 4-PACK

    Your points will always be pointy when this (4)-pack of pencil and crayon sharpeners enters your life. You’ll get (2) big, and (2) small sharpeners, each with (2) different hole sizes. Big sharpeners measure about 3" x 2", and the small ones are...
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  • WEIGHTED SHOULDER WRAP WEIGHTED SHOULDER WRAP

    Your Weight Is Over
    WEIGHTED SHOULDER WRAP

    Over your shoulders, that is. The snuggly security of a weighted blanket rests gently over your neck and shoulders with this handy little wrap. Made of super-soft plush polyester fleece and filled with teeny-tiny little glass beads to add weight. Our...
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  • MIND SPACE DESK WIRE CADDY BLACK MIND SPACE DESK WIRE CADDY BLACK

    This Caddy Doesn’t Carry Clubs
    MIND SPACE DESK WIRE CADDY BLACK

    The Mind Space™ wire desk caddy organizer isn’t for golfing—it’s for getting your office supplies in order. Made of black wire with a mesh bottom and panels, it has (5) compartments, including a drawer. Measures 8-1/2” wide...
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  • CELLPHONE JAIL CELL WITH LOCK CELLPHONE JAIL CELL WITH LOCK

    The Cellie Cell
    CELLPHONE JAIL CELL WITH LOCK

    Too much time on the phone? Lock it up! Our Phone Lock-Up consists of a black wire cage screwed into a blond wooden base with slots for (8) offending cell phones. On the front, (2) doors swing open to let the perps in, and a loop on each allows you to...
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  • SILVER POCKET POSTAL SCALE, 100g/4oz SILVER POCKET POSTAL SCALE, 100g/4oz

    WORLD'S SMALLEST POSTAL SCALE
    SILVER POCKET POSTAL SCALE, 100g/4oz

    Tiny but perfectly accurate, and the only pocket postal scale most folks will ever need. Stick your envelope in its alligator jaws, hold or hang it up and read the weight in grams (0 to 100) or ounces (up to 4) in increasing increments. Handy in the US,...
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  • GLOW TREE FLEXIBLE LED ILLUMINATED DECOR 2-PACK GLOW TREE FLEXIBLE LED ILLUMINATED DECOR 2-PACK

    Give it a Glowing Review!
    GLOW TREE FLEXIBLE LED ILLUMINATED DECOR 2-PACK

    Next time someone asks you how your tree glows, tell them it glows just fine, and then tell them you got it from us. It’s called the Glow Tree LED Decor Light, and it’s one of the few things that is creapy enough for Halloween but elegant...
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  • MULTI-COLOR RETRACTABLE PEN WITH FOOD TOPPER MULTI-COLOR RETRACTABLE PEN WITH FOOD TOPPER

    Want To Be A Food Writer?
    MULTI-COLOR RETRACTABLE PEN WITH FOOD TOPPER

    Kick off your food-writing avocation with these colorful, food-themed pens with the traditional push down levers to change the (6) ink colors. Each pen measures 6-1/2" tall with different-colored bodies and toppers, which include fries, hamburgers, pizza...
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  • ASSORTED BALLPOINT PENS APPROX. 2LBS MIXED ASSORTED BALLPOINT PENS APPROX. 2LBS MIXED

    Pens By The Pound...
    ASSORTED BALLPOINT PENS APPROX. 2LBS MIXED

    Have a pen thief in the house? Now is your chance to stock up on writing supplies with an approx. 2 Lb mixed bag of assorted ballpoint pens! How many too a pound? About 50 pens! So that is 100 pens to lose in and around the house. This bulk pack offers a...
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  • FLAT MAGNIFYING FRESNEL LENS 8.66" X 5.90" FLAT MAGNIFYING FRESNEL LENS 8.66" X 5.90"

    Embiggen Them Words
    FLAT MAGNIFYING FRESNEL LENS 8.66" X 5.90"

    Enlarge everything! Words, crafts, hobbies, insects...everything! Thin and light, the plastic Fresnel lens claims to be a 3X magnifier, but we think it’s closer to 2X. Still ideal for placing on pages in books, newspapers and magazines—and...
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    CLASSIC BIC BRAND TWO COLOR PEN RED AND BLACK CLASSIC BIC BRAND TWO COLOR PEN RED AND BLACK

    In Color—2 Of Them!
    CLASSIC BIC BRAND TWO COLOR PEN RED AND BLACK

    You love Bic® ball-point pens as much as we do, and this one is doubly lovable because it has (2) colors of long-lasting ink that you can switch back and forth between with a simple click. Change from black to red in nothing flat. Pen barrel is black...
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  • PLASTIC PORTFOLIO, SLIP POCKET, CARD SLOT PEN SLOT PLASTIC PORTFOLIO, SLIP POCKET, CARD SLOT PEN SLOT

    Not The Hiding Kind
    PLASTIC PORTFOLIO, SLIP POCKET, CARD SLOT PEN SLOT

    This 9” x 12” sturdy plastic portfolio is transparent, like your completely upstanding business practices, and it’s perfect for taking care of pressing matters on the go. Has an angled inside sleeve in a nice copper or charcoal hue...
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  • EXECUTIVE PRESENTATION PORTFOLIO COVERS EXECUTIVE PRESENTATION PORTFOLIO COVERS

    For Professional Executives Only
    EXECUTIVE PRESENTATION PORTFOLIO COVERS

    These professional executive portfolio covers for presentations will hold up to (50) sheets each. In black vinyl with a silver-gray binding, they have (2) interior pockets plus a transparent business-card slot. No amateur executives need apply.
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  • 8-1/2" X 11" BUTTERFLY STENCIL 3-PACK 8-1/2" X 11" BUTTERFLY STENCIL 3-PACK

    Can’t Draw A Butterfly?
    8-1/2" X 11" BUTTERFLY STENCIL 3-PACK

    If you can’t draw a butterfly, you’re the perfect candidate for our set of 8-1/2" x 12" clear butterfly stencil sheets. You’ll get a pack of (3) sheets, each with (12) full butterfly stencils measuring approx 1" to 2-3/4". From American...
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  • POP-UP WALL CLOCK 32" DIAMETER TRAIN STATION LOOK POP-UP WALL CLOCK 32" DIAMETER TRAIN STATION LOOK

    A Time Saver?
    POP-UP WALL CLOCK 32" DIAMETER TRAIN STATION LOOK

    You can’t cut time in half, but with this ingenious 32" dia clock, you can fold time. It’s our favorite foldable (and unfoldable) wall clock from the always-reliable Kikkerland®. In classic white, with a spare, Swiss train station design,...
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