THE NOBLEMAN HEMP FACE AND BODY WIPES

I've Got Vitamins, Not Vibes.

Feeling less "noble" and more like a garden gnome after a hard day of... existing? Fear not, these hemp wipes are your fast-track back to presentable. They'll swipe away the grime and leave you feeling surprisingly not slick, like you actually tried to wash your face (even if you didn't). Think of it as a cheat code for looking slightly less disheveled, without any of that "whoa, dude" hemp vibe. They're packed with goodies like Omega 3 and Vitamin E to give your face a little love, leaving it refreshed and surprisingly un-oily. Bonus: they're completely non-psychoactive, no THC or CBD here, just good, clean (and slightly lazy) skincare.

Jarvis Says: Compare to Walmart at 5.99/each. Now that's a deal.