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Timmy - The Tactical Squirrel
Timmy eyed the newest arrival like a squirrel sizing up a bird feeder—suspiciously, but with great enthusiasm. The SWAT knife from Atomic Bear had barely hit the shelf before he pounced, inspecting it with the kind of scrutiny usually reserved for acorns of questionable origin.
Sharp? Oh yeah. Sturdy? Built like a tank. Tactical? Timmy squinted. Definitely tactical. He gave an approving nod, then promptly knocked over a coffee mug in celebration.
The office took notice. “Well, if Tim
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13th Feb 2025
We Got a New Throne...and We Have QUESTIONS! ? ?
We've only have a few to test the market, can't be found on the site. Only found through this link: https://sciplus.com/plastic-toilet-seat-fits-5-gallon-buckets/
We have questions. So many questions. Questions that keep us up at night. Questions that rattle our very core. Questions like…
What do you do when nature calls but civilization isn’t on the other end of the line?
Picture this: You’re deep in the woods, enjoying the serenity of nature. Birds chirping, a gentle br
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12th Feb 2025
What is it Tuesday? We're early this week!
So, we were doing some... "organizational restructuring" under the boss's desk (don't ask), and we unearthed this thing. At first, we thought it was a super fancy footrest. I mean, it's got dials, it's got a needle that goes from "GOOD" to "BAD" (which, let's be honest, sums up most Mondays), and it looks like it could probably survive a nuclear blast.
But then we plugged it in (against our better judgment), and things got weird. There's a "COLOR GUN" setting, which we're pretty sure isn't OSHA-
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10th Feb 2025
What Is it Wednesday! Jan 29th
Alright, buckle up, because this is WEIRD. So, I waltz into my office this morning, ready to conquer the day (or at least answer some emails), and BAM! There it is. A gadget. Just… sitting there. Like it owns the place. I swear, it wasn't there yesterday. It's not big, it's not flashy, it's just… there. And it's radiating an aura of pure, unadulterated mystery. The kicker? When I picked the darn thing up, it left a DENT. Like it was secretly super heavy, or maybe my desk is just made of pa
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29th Jan 2025
What Is It Wednesday: Gearhead Edition!
Okay, folks, prepare yourselves for the weirdest 'What Is It Wednesday' yet. We were braving the winter chill and tackling some long-overdue cleaning. Deep within the dusty depths of our warehouse, we stumbled upon something truly bizarre: a box of squirrels wearing underpants (seriously, don't ask). And guess what was lurking beneath this peculiar sight? A contraption that looks like it escaped from a steampunk fever dream! This thing is a maze of gears, switches, and who-knows-what-else.
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21st Jan 2025