Timmy - The Tactical Squirrel
Timmy eyed the newest arrival like a squirrel sizing up a bird feeder—suspiciously, but with great enthusiasm. The SWAT knife from Atomic Bear had barely hit the shelf before he pounced, inspecting it with the kind of scrutiny usually reserved for acorns of questionable origin.
Sharp? Oh yeah. Sturdy? Built like a tank. Tactical? Timmy squinted. Definitely tactical. He gave an approving nod, then promptly knocked over a coffee mug in celebration.
The office took notice. “Well, if Timmy says it’s good…” someone muttered, watching as he attempted to stash the knife in his personal collection of stolen pens and mystery paperclips.
In the end, the knife stayed, but only because Timmy’s tiny paws couldn’t work the belt clip. Probably for the best.
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