IF A GNOME FALLS IN THE FOREST...

THE POOPING GNOME...

We’re betting this is the first catalog you’ve seen a Pooping Garden Gnome in, since this is a first for us, too. The world never ceases to amaze us. This classic gnome, decked out in a red-pointed gnome hat, flowing white beard, blue shirt, tan-ish pants and black work shoes, is sitting on a white toilet taking care of business. Looks like he might be checking his phone, too. Hey, he’s a modern gnome. The whole sculpture, if we can call it that, measures approx 12” tall, 5” wide and 8-1/2” thick. Don’t expect anything that he “produces” will actually help your garden grow—he’s just a statue. For decoration purposes only, not agricultural.