24-Karat Aces & Eights
GOLD-FOIL BEN FRANKLIN PLAYING CARDS
Still a dead-man's hand, but much flashier if you're holding these gold-foil playing cards. In a standard playing card size, they shuffle smoothly, have Ben Franklin's image from the hundred-dollar bill on the back, and look like a million bucks, although we haven't done the math. Shut up and deal. They even have a certificate of authenticity that says they actually have Gold Foil in them.