Household Odds & Ends

Why wait for your morning coffee until after you’ve showered? Didn’t you decide a long time ago that you wanted it all? With this silicone suction Shower Cup Holder, your Sumatra blend will always be at arm’s length in your own private...

Over your shoulders, that is. The snuggly security of a weighted blanket rests gently over your neck and shoulders with this handy little wrap. Made of super-soft plush polyester fleece and filled with teeny-tiny little glass beads to add weight. Our...

Final Chance! Longtime Surpies know and love our old print catalogs. Well, rejoice! You can own a piece of history because we've decided to open the vault and offer up our personal archive of back issues. Wax nostalgic over the weird and eclectic...

We said “tasteful,” not “tasty!” We do enjoy a nice duck a l’orange on occasion, though. Anyway, who knows—these ducks might even be geese. Call ’em wooden ducks with long necks and a folk-art look, sort of...

This 2" dia mushroom-shaped bamboo knob has a steel ball that rolls on the “stem” end. What’s it for? For one, it gives you a nice, calming massage, and for two, it’s supposed to give you "naturally glowing skin." As a massager,...

Feeling less "noble" and more like a garden gnome after a hard day of... existing? Fear not, these hemp wipes are your fast-track back to presentable. They'll swipe away the grime and leave you feeling surprisingly not slick, like you actually tried to...

The Night Is Dark…\nKeep your nights free of terror with these color-changing, 3D looking night lights with remote control. Light shines through a plexiglass cutout to illuminate the engraved image. They have a puck-like base, approx 3-1/4”...

Finally, a bib tough enough for applesauce warfare and spaghetti shrapnel. This waterproof, soft silicone bib is adjustable, washable, and ready to catch whatever your adorable little food-slinger hurls its way. BPA-free and built like a tiny tactical...

Ah, there’s nothing like an old-timey box, except old-timey boxes inside other old-timey boxes. These sets of nesting boxes are cardboard with fabric exteriors and a red checkerboard pattern inlaid with a black checkerboard on top. Just like...

Ah, there’s nothing like an old-timey box, except old-timey boxes inside other old-timey boxes. These (2) sets of nesting boxes are cardboard with fabric exteriors and a red checkerboard pattern inlaid with a black checkerboard on top. Just like...

The legendary "Money Man" that once adorned the ceiling of our flagship Chicago store is now up for sale. This is a bespoke item, 1 of only two made, and the only one in this particular pose. Be the first one on your block, the only one on your block,...

Alright, True Believers! Feast your eyes on the 19-Inch Wooden Stan Lee Shield from Sunbelt Gifts! Want to inject some POW! into your décor? This isn't just wood; it's a tribute to the legend himself. Stan "The Man" Lee's face, ready to inspire...

Got dirty feet? Don't drag that mess into the pool! Before you dive in, give your feet a quick spa treatment in this inflatable foot bath! It inflates in minutes with the included foot pump – no huffing required. This handy basin acts as a...

The "Yep, It Holds That" Sack Behold the Heavy-Duty Bulk Bag! With 4 Heavy Duty Corner Straps - Forkliftable, it's practically begging for a joyride on your favorite construction vehicle. Boasting a 3,000 Pound Holding Capacity, this white wonder (yes,...

Dribble much? Drop a lot of pizza on the davenport, sport? Save the couch with this 54" x 54" cover in a quilted beige, 65% poly-35% cotton, washable cover. It’s what your grandmother would want you to do (and she’s right), except that this...

Too much time on the phone? Lock it up! Our Phone Lock-Up consists of a black wire cage screwed into a blond wooden base with slots for (8) offending cell phones. On the front, (2) doors swing open to let the perps in, and a loop on each allows you to...

It’s very possible we still have an unpaid bar tab at The Neon Cactus, but that was a long time ago, and Dave probably doesn’t even work there anymore. Let’s turn our attention to this lovely light, shall we? It’s shaped like the...

Somebody once called us the kings of gaudy. So we accept that title and consider that a challenge. This purse/pouch/clutch/bag or whatever you want to call it, is super gaudy (or Stylish) with golden accents. It's 6-1/2" x 5", and like a clam, it opens...

This set of (12) pocket-sized tissue paper packets, each 2-3/4” x 2” x 3/4” with (10) sheets of (2)-ply each, feature various images of DC Comics characters, some of whom might be your favorites, making these tissues a super fun and...

This 4” x 2” elephant in the room will look great on your desk, which is more than likely in a room. From Kikkerland®, it’s made of untreated, lighter-colored wood with a flat bottom, round back, curled trunk and a 1” dia hole...

Tacky or Terrific? Lou Rankim collection brings us this wonderfully wacky wind up piece of art. Give a crank from the bottom and the sound of Born Free waifs through out the airwaves. They are even numbered in this Lou Rankin Special Edition collectible...

There are meters and then there is the Auto-Ranging Smart IrriMeter®. Use it to quickly and accurately troubleshoot irrigation systems. Body measures an ovalish 4-1/2” x 2-1/2”. Has (2) modes and a button for each with a clear LCD display...

Straight out of a time capsule marked “1983 fashion mistakes,” this dog jacket is so gloriously ugly it’s practically couture. It’s like someone found your mom’s old ski coat, shrank it down, and thought, “You know...

Tired of wrestling with screwdrivers and hammers? These suction hooks are your new best friends! They're like magic – stick 'em on any smooth surface (think shower walls, bathroom tiles, even your fridge if you're feeling adventurous) and BAM!...

Ho, Ho, Ho...ly Cow! Transform your bathroom into a winter wonderland with our Festive Reindeer Toilet Cover Set. Suprise the family when you change over at night and they think the bathroom has been taken over by a felt reindeer monster! Includes:...

Finally, a hug that doesn't require awkward small talk! This red fleece U-shaped hot water bottle is ready to embrace your neck and shoulders with soothing warmth. Say goodbye to tension and hello to the cozy embrace of pure, unadulterated heat. It's...

Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready. In men’s size 10-13 (for shoe sizes of 6-1/2 to 12) crew socks in poly/spandex blends. Features Butt-Head with...

If there’s one thing we hate, it’s bending down with one of those stubby little shoehorns to slip on our loafers, or bending to pick something up, or having to rub against a corner just to relieve an itch on our back. Since we scored this...

These big steel safety pins come in such terrific colors that they're practically jewelry in their own right. They're 4" long in assorted colors, including gold, black and metallic pink, blue and green. Perfect for closing buttonless sweaters and tops or...

Keep your valuables safe behind the iron curtain and under lock and key with this Tarvol® hardened-iron padlock with (3) keys and a brass lock cylinder. Shackle measures approx 3/4" wide x 1” long when closed, and the body measures 1-1/2”...

Well, the combo is up to you, and this (4)-digit combination padlock comes with instructions on how to set it. Body is black (approx 2” x 1-1/2” x 1/2”) and the chrome shackle is 1” wide x 1-1/4” long when shackled. From...

Crank your tunes and watch this USB-powered Multicolor Sound-Activated RGB Light Bar bop to the beat. Stands approx 7-1/4” tall x 1” wide x 1” deep with power, color and mode buttons on the back. Has (18) color modes, (11) pulse modes...

Upgrade your shave game with the Shavely’s Men’s Double Edge Safety Razor. This stainless steel beauty gives you a super close, smooth shave every time. Its compact size makes it perfect for travel, so you can look sharp wherever you go. The...

And your jewelry stand looks like it’s looking for jewels in the stars. What a beautiful thing. This Stargazer Jewelry Stand from the most-excellent Kikkerland® measures approx 6-1/2” tall x 6” at the widest. A ponytailed girl in...

There’s nothing for you to eat in this Pet Walking Pouch. It’s for actual doggies, and kitties, and any other pets you take on a walk or travel with. Fill this 7” high x 5” wide x 2” deep pouch with pet supplies and off you...

This 2" dia ball, one of our most portable disco balls ever, is covered in 1/4” square mirrors, and it’ll go wherever you and your platform shoes go. Fits easily into a pocket of your glitter pants, and even has a hanging loop. Dangle it from...

We recently found this poker chip keychain for all you high-rollin’ Surpies. It’s a standard-size poker chip—like any chip you’d find in a casino—with a hole drilled into it and a keychain and little lobster clasp attached...

Adjustable hook’n’loop straps provide the perfect fit for these ambidextrous ankle braces. They’re one-size-fits all, thanks to the hooks and loops, and they’re happy wrapping around a left or right ankle. That means if you get...

This 38" long, handled, rolling massage-ball device sort of reminds us of a Hawaiian lei because that’s the position it’s been in so often lately, draped around our shoulders when we’re taking a break from rolling it across the back of...

These bibs are designed to be wipe clean and come in four different styles: Magical Merbaby, Baby Brute, Baby From Mars, and Tattooed Baby. Here are some key features of these bibs: The pack includes 20 bibs, so you'll have plenty to use and replace as...