Household Odds & Ends

Somebody once called us the kings of gaudy. So we accept that title and challenge. This purse/pouch/clutch/bag or whatever you want to call it, is super gaudy with golden accents. It's 6-1/2" x 5", and like a clam, it opens on one curved side. Golden...

This set of (12) pocket-sized tissue paper packets, each 2-3/4” x 2” x 3/4” with (10) sheets of (2)-ply each, feature various images of DC Comics characters, some of whom might be your favorites, making these tissues a super fun and...

If there’s one thing we hate, it’s bending down with one of those stubby little shoehorns to slip on our loafers, or bending to pick something up, or having to rub against a corner just to relieve an itch on our back. Since we scored this...

Next time someone asks you how your tree glows, tell them it glows just fine, and then tell them you got it from us. It’s called the Glow Tree LED Decor Light, and it’s one of the few things that is creapy enough for Halloween but elegant...

What would you rather rely on, your own elbow grease and resolve, or a set of old “AA” batteries that may or may not still work? Exactly. This 4" x 3" wind-up, hand-powered, pistol-style flashlight has a bright LED light that shines when you...

This 4” x 2” elephant in the room will look great on your desk, which is more than likely in a room. From Kikkerland®, it’s made of untreated, lighter-colored wood with a flat bottom, round back, curled trunk and a 1” dia hole...

Tacky or Terrific? Lou Rankim collection brings us this wonderfully wacky wind up piece of art. Give a crank from the bottom and the sound of Born Free waifs through out the airwaves. They are even numbered in this Lou Rankin Special Edition collectible...

Have you heard about the new craze—water with no fat, cholesterol or calories? They’re calling it Water Lite! Just kidding—but you knew that. What you didn’t know is, we now carry the LED Faucet Lite—a literal water...

Straight out of a time capsule marked “1983 fashion mistakes,” this dog jacket is so gloriously ugly it’s practically couture. It’s like someone found your mom’s old ski coat, shrank it down, and thought, “You know...

Tired of wrestling with screwdrivers and hammers? These suction hooks are your new best friends! They're like magic – stick 'em on any smooth surface (think shower walls, bathroom tiles, even your fridge if you're feeling adventurous) and BAM!...

Ho, Ho, Ho...ly Cow! Transform your bathroom into a winter wonderland with our Festive Reindeer Toilet Cover Set. Suprise the family when you change over at night and they think the bathroom has been taken over by a felt reindeer monster! Includes:...

Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready. In men’s size 10-13 (for shoe sizes of 6-1/2 to 12) crew socks in poly/spandex blends. Features Butt-Head with...

If darkness scares the you know what out of you, we have the perfect solution. This LED motion-sensor Glow Bowl night light illuminates your toilet to help you see where you go wee. Easily attaches to the bowl and illuminates in (8) different colors. Has...

These big steel safety pins come in such terrific colors that they're practically jewelry in their own right. They're 4" long in assorted colors, including gold, black and metallic pink, blue and green. Perfect for closing buttonless sweaters and tops or...

Don’t confuse the Japanese war cry with the art of growing miniature trees. That’s “Banzai!” vs. “bonsai” for anyone keeping track. We have the trees, not the wars. With our (4) varieties of bonsai tree-growing kits,...

Keep your valuables safe behind the iron curtain and under lock and key with this Tarvol® hardened-iron padlock with (3) keys and a brass lock cylinder. Shackle measures approx 3/4" wide x 1” long when closed, and the body measures 1-1/2”...

Well, the combo is up to you, and this (4)-digit combination padlock comes with instructions on how to set it. Body is black (approx 2” x 1-1/2” x 1/2”) and the chrome shackle is 1” wide x 1-1/4” long when shackled. From...

Keep your chips, crackers and cookies fresh with this colorful (10)-pack of spring-loaded, animal-themed chip clips. You’ll get (2) llamas, tigers, penguins, foxes and owls (we think), for a total of (10) clips, each measuring approx 1" x 2-3/4"...

Even when this Taylor® Digital Timer sounds its alarm, you still have time. You have your whole life to achieve your dreams! But right now, pull that dish out of the oven before it burns. Now, turn off the timer. Couldn’t be easier to use...

Crank your tunes and watch this USB-powered Multicolor Sound-Activated RGB Light Bar bop to the beat. Stands approx 7-1/4” tall x 1” wide x 1” deep with power, color and mode buttons on the back. Has (18) color modes, (11) pulse modes...

It’s very possible we still have an unpaid bar tab at The Neon Cactus, but that was a long time ago, and Dave probably doesn’t even work there anymore. Let’s turn our attention to this lovely light, shall we? It’s shaped like the...

There are meters and then there is the Auto-Ranging Smart IrriMeter®. Use it to quickly and accurately troubleshoot irrigation systems. Body measures an ovalish 4-1/2” x 2-1/2”. Has (2) modes and a button for each with a clear LCD display...

Timing is the hardest part. Give yourself some help with this classic pendulum metronome in very modern and pleasing light pink with a white face and gold lettering. Measures 4" x 5" wide at the base, and 8" tall in that classic pyramidish metronome...

You’re a wonderful person with many great qualities, and people appreciate you. But your hands are germ magnets, and your phone would give you the willies if you saw it under a microscope. Zap it in our UV Phone Sanitizer, which uses ultraviolet...

Upgrade your shave game with the Shavely’s Men’s Double Edge Safety Razor. This stainless steel beauty gives you a super close, smooth shave every time. Its compact size makes it perfect for travel, so you can look sharp wherever you go. The...

This is one of the nicest-looking kitchen timers we’ve seen. We think we can safely call it classy with a “c” and not a “k.” Almost looks like something from a classic ship. Copper-colored metal base measures 2-3/4" dia with...

And your jewelry stand looks like it’s looking for jewels in the stars. What a beautiful thing. This Stargazer Jewelry Stand from the most-excellent Kikkerland® measures approx 6-1/2” tall x 6” at the widest. A ponytailed girl in...

There’s nothing for you to eat in this Pet Walking Pouch. It’s for actual doggies, and kitties, and any other pets you take on a walk or travel with. Fill this 7” high x 5” wide x 2” deep pouch with pet supplies and off you...

It’s not that Dad doesn’t like getting ties for Father’s Day—it’s that he doesn’t like lame ties. This is where we step in—and then you step in, because you have to decide which of the (4) handmade, 100% silk...

Keep the real-life prickly pears away from this Inflatable Cactus Cooler Ring Toss game. It’s a tub-shaped cooler that looks like an terra cotta pot with a green (duh) cactus growing in it. Tub inflates to approx 18” dia x 9” high. Fill...

Actually, this is “a” white owl, a ceramic bird in the whitest of whites, perfect for painting or designing in any colors you like to make it “the” white owl, ie “your” white owl. We know that no one can color-up an...

This very convincingly antique-looking brass-topped glass mister looks sort of like an oil can, except it’s made of ridged glass and would not seem out of a place in a black and white movie about a beautiful dame who just wishes she could get on...

We do. Comes with the territory here—and the middle name, “Science.” How about a (3)-piece borosilicate glass beaker set with (2) 12” long glass stirring rods, from Modern Curiosity? Yeah, we thought you’d like that...

These tiny replicas of curbside garbage and recycling bins are for your desk unless you are lucky enough to live in Tiny Town. If you do, we’ve been wondering—couldn’t you save some money on a bed by sleeping on two chalkboard erasers...

Got aromas to hide? This locking, smellproof zippered bag from Smokezilla® keeps valuables safe and odorously disguised. Great for storing dried food and uh, herbs, plus tobacco and other valuables that don’t need smell-hiding. Made of...

If you want to relieve muscle tension and increase flexibility, you best roll with our brand-new massage therapy foam roller, the kind you see in gyms and physical therapy facilities. Measures 5" dia x 12-1/2" long with a grid of hard foam bumps for...

Get ready to turn your space into a water wonderland with this faux-succulent fountain. It's like having a springtime soundtrack for your space! A perfect desk accessory at  7" long x 4-1/4" deep x 4-1/2" tall. Made from black plastic, the base and...

And…action! Leave out the boring parts and go straight to what you came here to do with these (2) nice pairs or scissors. Is it (2) pair or (2) pairs? Either way—still rolling!—you pick: the super-cute 3-3/4" long rose-gold-colored...

This 2" dia ball, one of our most portable disco balls ever, is covered in 1/4” square mirrors, and it’ll go wherever you and your platform shoes go. Fits easily into a pocket of your glitter pants, and even has a hanging loop. Dangle it from...

Actually, your coldest spoons. All we do is supply the spoon-shaped silicone mold that makes the ice spoons. Just fill it with water and pop it into your freezer. Next thing you know, you’ve got (2) 8” ice spoons. The molds come with...