Household Odds & Ends

This 4” x 2” elephant in the room will look great on your desk, which is more than likely in a room. From Kikkerland®, it’s made of untreated, lighter-colored wood with a flat bottom, round back, curled trunk and a 1” dia hole...

Tacky or Terrific? Lou Rankim collection brings us this wonderfully wacky wind up piece of art. Give a crank from the bottom and the sound of Born Free waifs through out the airwaves. They are even numbered in this Lou Rankin Special Edition collectible...

Have you heard about the new craze—water with no fat, cholesterol or calories? They’re calling it Water Lite! Just kidding—but you knew that. What you didn’t know is, we now carry the LED Faucet Lite—a literal water...

12-Pack of Classic red bandanas. If you don't know what we are talking about...move along there is nothing to see here. 

There are meters and then there is the Auto-Ranging Smart IrriMeter®. Use it to quickly and accurately troubleshoot irrigation systems. Body measures an ovalish 4-1/2” x 2-1/2”. Has (2) modes and a button for each with a clear LCD display...

Straight out of a time capsule marked “1983 fashion mistakes,” this dog jacket is so gloriously ugly it’s practically couture. It’s like someone found your mom’s old ski coat, shrank it down, and thought, “You know...

Tired of wrestling with screwdrivers and hammers? These suction hooks are your new best friends! They're like magic – stick 'em on any smooth surface (think shower walls, bathroom tiles, even your fridge if you're feeling adventurous) and BAM!...

Ho, Ho, Ho...ly Cow! Transform your bathroom into a winter wonderland with our Festive Reindeer Toilet Cover Set. Suprise the family when you change over at night and they think the bathroom has been taken over by a felt reindeer monster! Includes:...

Finally, a hug that doesn't require awkward small talk! This red fleece U-shaped hot water bottle is ready to embrace your neck and shoulders with soothing warmth. Say goodbye to tension and hello to the cozy embrace of pure, unadulterated heat. It's...

Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready. In men’s size 10-13 (for shoe sizes of 6-1/2 to 12) crew socks in poly/spandex blends. Features Butt-Head with...

If there’s one thing we hate, it’s bending down with one of those stubby little shoehorns to slip on our loafers, or bending to pick something up, or having to rub against a corner just to relieve an itch on our back. Since we scored this...

If darkness scares the you know what out of you, we have the perfect solution. This LED motion-sensor Glow Bowl night light illuminates your toilet to help you see where you go wee. Easily attaches to the bowl and illuminates in (8) different colors. Has...

These big steel safety pins come in such terrific colors that they're practically jewelry in their own right. They're 4" long in assorted colors, including gold, black and metallic pink, blue and green. Perfect for closing buttonless sweaters and tops or...

Keep your valuables safe behind the iron curtain and under lock and key with this Tarvol® hardened-iron padlock with (3) keys and a brass lock cylinder. Shackle measures approx 3/4" wide x 1” long when closed, and the body measures 1-1/2”...

Well, the combo is up to you, and this (4)-digit combination padlock comes with instructions on how to set it. Body is black (approx 2” x 1-1/2” x 1/2”) and the chrome shackle is 1” wide x 1-1/4” long when shackled. From...

Keep your chips, crackers and cookies fresh with this colorful (10)-pack of spring-loaded, animal-themed chip clips. You’ll get (2) llamas, tigers, penguins, foxes and owls (we think), for a total of (10) clips, each measuring approx 1" x 2-3/4"...

Crank your tunes and watch this USB-powered Multicolor Sound-Activated RGB Light Bar bop to the beat. Stands approx 7-1/4” tall x 1” wide x 1” deep with power, color and mode buttons on the back. Has (18) color modes, (11) pulse modes...

Upgrade your shave game with the Shavely’s Men’s Double Edge Safety Razor. This stainless steel beauty gives you a super close, smooth shave every time. Its compact size makes it perfect for travel, so you can look sharp wherever you go. The...

And your jewelry stand looks like it’s looking for jewels in the stars. What a beautiful thing. This Stargazer Jewelry Stand from the most-excellent Kikkerland® measures approx 6-1/2” tall x 6” at the widest. A ponytailed girl in...

There’s nothing for you to eat in this Pet Walking Pouch. It’s for actual doggies, and kitties, and any other pets you take on a walk or travel with. Fill this 7” high x 5” wide x 2” deep pouch with pet supplies and off you...

It’s not that Dad doesn’t like getting ties for Father’s Day—it’s that he doesn’t like lame ties. This is where we step in—and then you step in, because you have to decide which of the (4) handmade, 100% silk...

Actually, this is “a” white owl, a ceramic bird in the whitest of whites, perfect for painting or designing in any colors you like to make it “the” white owl, ie “your” white owl. We know that no one can color-up an...

These tiny replicas of curbside garbage and recycling bins are for your desk unless you are lucky enough to live in Tiny Town. If you do, we’ve been wondering—couldn’t you save some money on a bed by sleeping on two chalkboard erasers...

Got aromas to hide? This locking, smellproof zippered bag from Smokezilla® keeps valuables safe and odorously disguised. Great for storing dried food and uh, herbs, plus tobacco and other valuables that don’t need smell-hiding. Made of...

Get ready to turn your space into a water wonderland with this faux-succulent fountain. It's like having a springtime soundtrack for your space! A perfect desk accessory at  7" long x 4-1/4" deep x 4-1/2" tall. Made from black plastic, the base and...

And…action! Leave out the boring parts and go straight to what you came here to do with these (2) nice pairs or scissors. Is it (2) pair or (2) pairs? Either way—still rolling!—you pick: the super-cute 3-3/4" long rose-gold-colored...

This 2" dia ball, one of our most portable disco balls ever, is covered in 1/4” square mirrors, and it’ll go wherever you and your platform shoes go. Fits easily into a pocket of your glitter pants, and even has a hanging loop. Dangle it from...

Actually, your coldest spoons. All we do is supply the spoon-shaped silicone mold that makes the ice spoons. Just fill it with water and pop it into your freezer. Next thing you know, you’ve got (2) 8” ice spoons. The molds come with...

We recently found this poker chip keychain for all you high-rollin’ Surpies. It’s a standard-size poker chip—like any chip you’d find in a casino—with a hole drilled into it and a keychain and little lobster clasp attached...

Adjustable hook’n’loop straps provide the perfect fit for these ambidextrous ankle braces. They’re one-size-fits all, thanks to the hooks and loops, and they’re happy wrapping around a left or right ankle. That means if you get...

This 38" long, handled, rolling massage-ball device sort of reminds us of a Hawaiian lei because that’s the position it’s been in so often lately, draped around our shoulders when we’re taking a break from rolling it across the back of...

This 2" dia mushroom-shaped bamboo knob has a steel ball that rolls on the “stem” end. What’s it for? For one, it gives you a nice, calming massage, and for two, it’s supposed to give you "naturally glowing skin." As a massager,...

You’ll have a blue Christmas without this vintage tabletop microphone ornament. If you don’t put up a holiday tree, feel free to hang it, or stand it, anywhere you like for a retro radio/early rock’n’roll feel. Stands 5-3/4”...

These bibs are designed to be wipe clean and come in four different styles: Magical Merbaby, Baby Brute, Baby From Mars, and Tattooed Baby. Here are some key features of these bibs: The pack includes 20 bibs, so you'll have plenty to use and replace as...

Why do they call them cheaters when they’re really just readers? We think they should be called losers because we (very clearly) see people misplacing them all the time. That’ll never be a problem for a winner like you since we’ll send...

Plushy Massages From Conair® (the personal care products company, not the prison airline of movie fame), these plushy-looking bedroom slippers are purple, and have hidden vibration massagers. The International Electric Slipper Association credits...

Once upon a time, Billy threw his favorite sweater in the dryer and now it's a perfect fit for his troll doll. He could have just hung it out to dry, but then it would have come down to his knees. Be smarter than Billy and save your sweaters, sweatshirts...

Sure, we love a good shoehorn, but with sciatica like ours, who wants to bend over to use one, knowing it could be curtains? No worries with this svelte model, which telescopes from 12" to 30". The metal horn part is 1-1/2" x 4" and on a spring for easy...

No large ones, but (101) amazingly assorted small extension and compression  springs -- most, but not all, 1" to 2" long. You might even find a stray torsion spring! Assorted lengths, assorted widths, assorted finishes, a sorta handy bag of...

One of our all-time favorite items, back in neon colors. These surprisingly sturdy fly-swatters have plastic grip-handles, mesh heads and extendability. Measure 10-1/4” long when compressed, but pull the 4-draw handle and they extend to a...