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LADIES BEWARE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD MENS CREW SOCKS
Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready. In men’s size 10-13 (for shoe sizes of 6-1/2 to 12) crew socks in poly/spandex blends. Features Butt-Head with...Starting at $3.75Starting at $3.75 -
3-1 TELESCOPIC SHOE HORN/SCRATCHER/MAGNET
If there’s one thing we hate, it’s bending down with one of those stubby little shoehorns to slip on our loafers, or bending to pick something up, or having to rub against a corner just to relieve an itch on our back. Since we scored this...$9.50$9.50 -
BIG PRETTY SAFETY PINS PKG(5)
These big steel safety pins come in such terrific colors that they're practically jewelry in their own right. They're 4" long in assorted colors, including gold, black and metallic pink, blue and green. Perfect for closing buttonless sweaters and tops or...$5.50$5.50 -
TARVOL 1.5" QUALITY IRON PADLOCK 3-KEYS
Keep your valuables safe behind the iron curtain and under lock and key with this Tarvol® hardened-iron padlock with (3) keys and a brass lock cylinder. Shackle measures approx 3/4" wide x 1” long when closed, and the body measures 1-1/2”...$4.75$4.75 -
4-DIGIT COMBO PADLOCK FROM DESIRED TOOLS 1"
Well, the combo is up to you, and this (4)-digit combination padlock comes with instructions on how to set it. Body is black (approx 2” x 1-1/2” x 1/2”) and the chrome shackle is 1” wide x 1-1/4” long when shackled. From...$5.95$5.95 -
10-PIECE MAGNETIC BAG CLIPS ANIMAL THEMED
Keep your chips, crackers and cookies fresh with this colorful (10)-pack of spring-loaded, animal-themed chip clips. You’ll get (2) llamas, tigers, penguins, foxes and owls (we think), for a total of (10) clips, each measuring approx 1" x 2-3/4"...$5.75$5.75Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$5.75Subtotal: -
SHAVELY DOUBLE EDGE SAFETY RAZOR W/2-BLADES
Upgrade your shave game with the Shavely’s Men’s Double Edge Safety Razor. This stainless steel beauty gives you a super close, smooth shave every time. Its compact size makes it perfect for travel, so you can look sharp wherever you go. The...$7.50$7.50 -
BLACK STARGAZER JEWELRY STAND FROM KIKKERLAND
And your jewelry stand looks like it’s looking for jewels in the stars. What a beautiful thing. This Stargazer Jewelry Stand from the most-excellent Kikkerland® measures approx 6-1/2” tall x 6” at the widest. A ponytailed girl in...$4.75$4.75 -
PET WALKING POUCH FOR TREATS, TOYS AND POO BAGS
There’s nothing for you to eat in this Pet Walking Pouch. It’s for actual doggies, and kitties, and any other pets you take on a walk or travel with. Fill this 7” high x 5” wide x 2” deep pouch with pet supplies and off you...$3.75$3.75 -
CHEMISTRY PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENTS THEMED TIE
It’s not that Dad doesn’t like getting ties for Father’s Day—it’s that he doesn’t like lame ties. This is where we step in—and then you step in, because you have to decide which of the (4) handmade, 100% silk...Starting at $7.50Starting at $7.50 -
MINI CURBSIDE TRASH DESK BINS 2-PACK
These tiny replicas of curbside garbage and recycling bins are for your desk unless you are lucky enough to live in Tiny Town. If you do, we’ve been wondering—couldn’t you save some money on a bed by sleeping on two chalkboard erasers...$6.95$6.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$6.95Subtotal: -
BATTERY OPERATED TABLETOP FOUNTAIN WITH RIVER ROCK
Get ready to turn your space into a water wonderland with this faux-succulent fountain. It's like having a springtime soundtrack for your space! A perfect desk accessory at 7" long x 4-1/4" deep x 4-1/2" tall. Made from black plastic, the base and...$19.50$19.50 -
IRIS ANGULAR SCISSORS 6.5" LONG GOLD COLORED
And…action! Leave out the boring parts and go straight to what you came here to do with these (2) nice pairs or scissors. Is it (2) pair or (2) pairs? Either way—still rolling!—you pick: the super-cute 3-3/4" long rose-gold-colored...Starting at $3.85Starting at $3.85 -
2" GLASS MIRROR DISCO BALL WITH HANGING STRING
This 2" dia ball, one of our most portable disco balls ever, is covered in 1/4” square mirrors, and it’ll go wherever you and your platform shoes go. Fits easily into a pocket of your glitter pants, and even has a hanging loop. Dangle it from...$2.95$2.95 -
SPOON SHAPED ICE TRAY FOR 2-SPOONS 8" LONG
Actually, your coldest spoons. All we do is supply the spoon-shaped silicone mold that makes the ice spoons. Just fill it with water and pop it into your freezer. Next thing you know, you’ve got (2) 8” ice spoons. The molds come with...$3.75$3.75 -
POKER CHIP IN ASSORTED COLORS ON KEYCHAIN
We recently found this poker chip keychain for all you high-rollin’ Surpies. It’s a standard-size poker chip—like any chip you’d find in a casino—with a hole drilled into it and a keychain and little lobster clasp attached...$1.75$1.75 -
ANKLE SUPPORT AMBIDEXTROUS ONE SIZE FITS ALL
Adjustable hook’n’loop straps provide the perfect fit for these ambidextrous ankle braces. They’re one-size-fits all, thanks to the hooks and loops, and they’re happy wrapping around a left or right ankle. That means if you get...$5.75$5.75 -
38" LONG HANDLED ROLLING MASSAGE BALL BAR
This 38" long, handled, rolling massage-ball device sort of reminds us of a Hawaiian lei because that’s the position it’s been in so often lately, draped around our shoulders when we’re taking a break from rolling it across the back of...$7.50$7.50 -
SIDESHOW BIBS COMEDY BABY BIB 20PK
These bibs are designed to be wipe clean and come in four different styles: Magical Merbaby, Baby Brute, Baby From Mars, and Tattooed Baby. Here are some key features of these bibs: The pack includes 20 bibs, so you'll have plenty to use and replace as...$7.50$7.50 -
BROOKSTONE BLUE LIGHT FILTERING READERS 2PK 2.5
Why do they call them cheaters when they’re really just readers? We think they should be called losers because we (very clearly) see people misplacing them all the time. That’ll never be a problem for a winner like you since we’ll send...$8.50$8.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$8.50Subtotal: -
CONAIR BATTERY OPERATED MASSAGING SLIPPERS
Plushy Massages From Conair® (the personal care products company, not the prison airline of movie fame), these plushy-looking bedroom slippers are purple, and have hidden vibration massagers. The International Electric Slipper Association credits...$14.50$14.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$14.50Subtotal: -
GIANT MICROFIBER TOWEL 34" X 22" SOAKS UP WATER!
Once upon a time, Billy threw his favorite sweater in the dryer and now it's a perfect fit for his troll doll. He could have just hung it out to dry, but then it would have come down to his knees. Be smarter than Billy and save your sweaters, sweatshirts...$5.75$5.75 -
RETRACTABLE SHOEHORN FROM 30" TO 12"
Sure, we love a good shoehorn, but with sciatica like ours, who wants to bend over to use one, knowing it could be curtains? No worries with this svelte model, which telescopes from 12" to 30". The metal horn part is 1-1/2" x 4" and on a spring for easy...$4.50$4.50 -
101 PIECE SPRING ASSORTMENT
No large ones, but (101) amazingly assorted small extension and compression springs -- most, but not all, 1" to 2" long. You might even find a stray torsion spring! Assorted lengths, assorted widths, assorted finishes, a sorta handy bag of...$6.15$6.15Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$6.15Subtotal: -
3-1/2" WIDE EXTENDABLE FLY SWATTER 28" REACH
One of our all-time favorite items, back in neon colors. These surprisingly sturdy fly-swatters have plastic grip-handles, mesh heads and extendability. Measure 10-1/4” long when compressed, but pull the 4-draw handle and they extend to a...$1.95$1.95 -
TOLSEN TOOLS BRUSH 3-PIECE SET FOR DRILLS
We want a (3)-piece set of yellow brushes! Well, you got it. These soft-bristle drill brushes are from Tolsen Tools, so you know we’re talking about two things: reliable high quality and unmistakable yellow and black, Tolsen’s signature...$15.95$15.95 -
ASSORTED STYLES COPPER BRACELETS WITH MAGNETS
In flexible copper, 6-5/8" x 7/16" x 1/16" with 3/16" dia magnets on the ends, this bracelet is flexible enough to fit all wrists. Might be good for you, might just look good. Front of the package says the combo has been believed to relieve arthritis and...$9.75$9.75 -
FLIP-OPEN POCKET MIRROR PKG(10)
Don't look back in anger, give everybody a mirror and let them look for themselves. You get a pack of (10) 2 1/2" x 1-7/8" hand mirrors in really thin little white plastic snap-shut cases. Front says "Check your Smile--Colgate"...Starting at $3.95Starting at $3.95 -
DECORATIVE LED TEA LIGHT CANDLE SET
No one likes drinking tea in the dark, which is why we’re offering this (2)-pack of wax-free, battery-operated, cool-to-the-touch decorative LED tea lights, aka votive candles. This way, you’ll never have to sip in the dark again. Your Earl...$2.80$2.80 -
USB-POWERED MINI DESK FAN
These miniature versions of the traditional floor fan say "Retro Mini Fan" on them, and the retro part is that the blades and cages are all metal. The handy part is that they're just 5-3/8" dia and the plug is a USB, ready to cool you off right from your...$7.35$7.35 -
31-PIECE TRAVEL SEWING KIT
Or go ahead and sew them on your underwear—it’s none of our business! This very slick (31)-piece sewing kit from Living Solutions™ comes in a hard-plastic travel case, 8” x 2-1/2" x 1-1/2” (like an eyeglasses case), and...$5.75$5.75 -
TELESCOPIC HAND-SHAPED JUMBO FLY SWATTER
There are no flies on him, our British Uncle Rupert used to say about our cousin Roger. That’s because Roger never went anywhere without a colorful plastic fly swatter like this one, 6” x 7” and hand-shaped, which was perfect for him...$3.95$3.95 -
BABY-NAIL CLIPPER WITH 5X MAGNIFYER
And does that baby have baby fingers and baby toes with tiny baby fingernails and tiny baby toenails? And do you buy that old grandmas' tale that you should chew them off so the baby doesn't scratch his or her baby skin? Really—go ask any old...$2.95$2.95 -
NYLON STRAP EASY LEG LIFTER STRAP
Go on, lift one, with some assistance from the Easy Leg Lifter. This blue nylon/polyester strap, 43” long x 1” wide, is designed specifically to help folks get a leg up—up onto a bed, up into a wheelchair, or up into a car. Simply...$3.75$3.75 -
12" TALL POLYRESIN ZEBRA BUST
Admit it, you’ve been searching for a really nice zebra head. Our polyresin bust is 12" tall overall, with a 9-3/4” x 9-1/2” head on a black stand that is 4-1/2” dia x 1-1/2” high. The zebra has a black nose, and stripes in...$19.50$19.50 -
JUVO EXTRA LONG ERGONOMIC HAIRBRUSH
From JUVO®, the company that specializes in products for people with restricted range of motion or compromised motor skills, this extra-long ergonomic hairbrush measures 15-1/2" long with a 4-1/4" x 1-3/4" head with plastic bristles. The padded grip...$6.50$6.50 -
PLASTIC FACE SHIELD WITH ELASTIC HEADBAND
You’ve seen them all over but our Face Shield Isolation Protective Masks are good for so much more than sneeze guards! Why? Because they keep solid, flying debris from banging against your face, and all manner of splatters and splotches from...$3.95$3.95 -
SILICONE COLLAPSIBLE DISHPAN/BASKET
We’re fascinated by this thing. It’s a collapsible Red-Riding-Hoodish dispan/basket for your sink and beyond, with solid gray plastic rim, base and folding picnic-basket style handles, plus silicone sides in fashionable chartreuse. Measures...$10.75$10.75 -
100 ASSORTED SAFETY PINS 3-DIFFERNT SIZES
So why can't you ever find one? Put a stop to that with this clear plastic storage box with (100) steel safety pins: (50) at 1-1/8"; (25) at 1-1/4"; and (25) at 1-1/2". Your grandmother would be proud of you.$2.25$2.25 -
BUTT BUCKET PORTABLE ASHTRAY FOR CUP HOLDER
For when you just can't drag yours around anymore? No, for out-of-sight cigarette butt and ash disposal. This mini-bucket, sans handle, is a 3-1/4" dia x 3-7/8" tall black-composition ashtray that can sit on a desk or table, or fit neatly into a car's...$2.65$2.65