Kitchen Goods

Do you take inspiration with your coffee? You will when you start sipping out of this 14-oz (400ml) ceramic mug graced with images of some of the world’s most legendary artists. It’s a big mug—3-1/2” tall x 4” dia—to...

You can always get it back just like we did with this ProvidePros (3)-stage, (3)-slotted knife sharpener. It’s handheld and made of comfortable rubber, almost like a sleek gaming handset, with finger grips and a stopper at the end so you...

If you really want to, you can use these pastel cutting boards for pastel-cutting. But why not leave the paint in the studio and cut food on them, because that’s what they’re made for. In firm plastic, with a 1-3/4" curved up lip strainer on...

We found this great silicone, clip-on strainer recently, and we haven’t strained to carefully aim and dump a heavy pot of pasta into our old strainer in the sink since! Now we just pour…because this flexible strainer fits right over the edge...

There’s nothing worse than opening a drawer and hearing everything shift and slide all over the place. OK, sure, there are a few worse things, but man we hate that sound. This non-adhesive, soft, synthetic, grippy material brings the sliding to a...

Actually, your coldest spoons. All we do is supply the spoon-shaped silicone mold that makes the ice spoons. Just fill it with water and pop it into your freezer. Next thing you know, you’ve got (2) 8” ice spoons. The molds come with...

There’s no other way to say it. This space-saving silicone kitchen colander is downright nifty. We’ve been draining vegetables and pasta in ours since the day it arrived. Just for fun, we collapse it and store it after each use. And then we...

It was the Christmas of ’79 when Uncle Frank got mugged, and things were never quite the same after that. But this ceramic ’Twas the Night Before Christmas heat-transforming mug has a way of making the yuletide bright again, which means...

No matter what ingredients you put in a drink, it’s never as fun as when you sink a light strand in it. This 7-foot strand with (20) soft white lights loves to dive, but is also great for floral arrangements and centerpieces. Strand is flexible,...

Devoted surpies and the scientifically minded everywhere can be seen sipping their hot beverages from these staggeringly impressive white ceramic mugs with our name, web address, slogan and an inspirational picture of Jarvis on the side. Each holds 11 oz...

Pickles, tamales, red cabbage and the like keep getting tougher to open, so why not give yourself a little help with this (4)-size jar opener? It’s (2)-sided with one side handling 1-1/2” and 2” lids, and the other opening the...

Jarvis says you need this! Kitchen conversions are easy with this 3" x 4" deluxe American Science & Surplus fridge magnet that lists everything from a tablespoon to a cup with the equivalent in ounces, tablespoons, teaspoons, milliliters and...

That's Nyoh-kee to you if you didn't have an Italian nonna. If you did, she probably got her grooves on with a fork. Unless she was a stylish, latter-day nonna, in which case she made her little grooved potato dumplings with something like this board,...

A lovely mini-funnel, made for pouring Dad's special medicine into a hip flask, but just dandy for filling salt and pepper shakers or anything else with a little yap. Stainless steel with a 1-3/8" ID intake mouth and a 5/16" ID outlet. 1-7/8" tall OA.

No matter how you say “Oh, go bake a banana!” to someone, it’ll never sound like an insult. Our clay banana-baking mold is 9-1/4" x 3" x 2-3/4" and gently curved, for banana authenticity. Place a banana in the baker, add some of your...

This set of (2) red silicone molds have (6) 2-3/4” dia half-spheres each, which, to save you doing the math, are 1-3/8” deep. Dandy for making hemispherical ice, funny cupcakes, chocolate shells, gelatin, pudding, soap and anything else that...

Keep all your special orders straight with this handy set of Farmhouse Food Markers. They’re wood, 5" long and pointy, with nice laser cut shapes on the other end, from cows and pigs to chickens and leaves. Poke them into food as it comes off the...

Never fails that you’re sipping a delicious Mai Tai with someone gorgeous, hoping to get lei’d, when a guy with a big sore on his lip announces you took his drink. Avoid that mood-spoiler with a set of these drink markers shaped like colorful...

Keep your drinks cold or hot (your choice) with these 16-oz, double-walled acrylic tumblers. Cups measure 6” tall x 3” dia, and you’ll get (1) each in red, white and blue with matching caps and straws. Of course they’re BPA-free...

You'll need a set of tiny strainers. This (3)-piece, stainless steel set includes (1) strainer each at 3-1/2” dia, 3” dia, and 2-1/2” dia. Handles are about 6" long. Cute as a bunch of baby buttons, and the current favorite of the...

Sure, all dinosaurs were naked, but this 14-oz ceramic mug with a green exterior and white inside lets you see under their skin. Featuring pics of multiple dinos on the outside, when you pour in hot liquid, they shed their skin to show their skeletons...

This 4" wide plastic bulldog clip has serrated jaws to hang on tight, and a light fridge-strength magnet on the back. We’ll pick five (5) from our selection of gray, light blue or bluish-greenish-blue clips adorned with assorted misprints. You can...

Classic coffee filter design! This small stainless steel fine-mesh filter is 2” dia x 1-1/2” tall. It has fine mesh sides, a solid plastic bottom and slight lip around the top. Nice for small filtering jobs, but would also make a passable...

This is one of those heat-morphing mugs that start off one way and end up another after you pour your favorite hot beverage into them. We can’t get enough of them, and this (12)-oz’er from Kikkerland® is particularly cool, starting out...

Some people settle for any old water bottle, but Surpies demand the best, which is why we got our hands on the best water bottle in the world. Holds 32 oz, and made of borosilicate glass, not that flint junk, so it’s healthier for you. We...

The only thing able to fancy-up a drink quicker than a fancy straw is some oddly shaped ice, and we don’t sell ice, not even the regular-shaped kind. We do, however, have these shiny, rose gold-finish decorative straws from Cakewalk™. Measure...

Another item from JUVO® , specialists in products for people with restricted range of motion or small motor skills. This adjustable white plastic rim helps a person fill a spoon by pushing against it. The rim also keeps the food on the plate. Snaps...

Or put a lawn on your kitchen counter, actually. This mega-clever drying rack is made of hundreds of 2" tall grass-like plastic spikes that hold items of different shapes and sizes while they dry. Dripped water collects in the 15-1/2" x 10-1/2" x 1" deep...

These silicone hot pads double as trivets or oven mitts. Measure 7-1/8" dia x 3/16" thick with 1/4" honeycomb indentations to further dissipate heat, plus a 3/8” hole near the edge so you can hang them up. We’ll pick one in red, blue, green...

Grab an apron. Our maroon polyester bistro apron measures 30” wide x 25-1/2” with a pair of 38” ties and (3) 5-1/2” deep pockets, (1) each at 1-1/2”, 7” and 8” wide.