Novelties & Misc Toys

The original Joy Buzzer was called the Joke Buzzer (1932 U.S. patent #1845735, Soren Adams) and it replaced the more dangerous Zapper, which is lost to time, more's the pity. Our standard wind-up model is a 1-3/8" dia circle of perennial vibrating fun,...

Or singing suppositories. The pair is very magnetic, whatever they are. The 1-3/4" long prolate spheroids look like highly polished black hematites. Hold them an inch apart in your palm, toss 'em into the air and listen to them make a sound like the...

The Big Bang Bubble Blaster (we just said that 10 times!) looks like a giant hairdryer from the ’70s. But it’s way more fun. This fat gun shoots thousands of bubbles, which built-in multi-colored LED lights give a magical tint to as they sail...

Emergency underpants in a can. Says it all, doesn't it? Quite stretchable in a Tyvekish white fabric, "one pair fits most adults." They're hip-hugger, semi-bikini, translucent type drawers, so despite the smiling man wearing them and a red bow-tie on the...

Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear, when people could gauge your mood just by looking at your fingers. Our mood rings are tasteful, simple metal bands with mood-indicating stuff on the outside. We'll send you a trio from our bins of...

We’re not sure how the clergy feel about them, but for us, these novena candles featuring “secular saints" walk the line nicely between the sacred and satirical. Maybe they cross it but go ahead, cast the first stone...

You can never have enough bracelets—everyone knows that—and we’re happy to add to your collection. We’ve got assorted bead bracelets in purple, green and bronze-ish brown, and all you have to do is say the word. We’ll pick...

Here's a little music box to crank. These are really cute, with a very nice sound, and they're in clear acrylic cases so you, or impressionable youngsters, can watch them work. They measure 2-1/4"x 2" x 1-1/4" with a 7/8" crank. We'll pick one that plays...

Does anyone really need to be told what a Slinky® is?? Okay, it is a very slack spring, 2-7/8" dia x 2-1/2" long, compressed. It will stretch out to about 5 or 6 feet long without deforming. That's the boring part. The interesting part is that it...

A plastic pistol shaped toy that shoots slugs of raw potato. Push the barrel into a potato, break off the slug, aim and shoot up to fifteen feet. Loads of fun, environmentally harmless, and about as safe as any "projectile" toy can be!! Pulls apart for...

You don’t need your therapist to know that you’re projecting again when you fire up this far-out Star Projection Lamp. Buttons control a multitude of lighting options: single color, dual color, tri-color or white with various added-color...

Meet mini floppy! (AKA wacky waver) You know floppy. You see his larger family members all over the place, promoting sales and events of all kinds. Floppy measures a mini 12" tall, has a battery operated fan in the base, and operates on a single 9-volt...

We love games you can play either at work with co-workers, at home with a kid, or at a party with consenting adults. This is one of those games, the Mini Shoot and Score Game, which calls for 1 or 2 players to catapult balls into an elevated (9)-basket...

And now for something completely different. Yes, Python fans—this is actual Monty Python’s Flying Circus merch! Our collection of magnetic animated characters from the iconic TV show will turn your refrigerator, desk, file cabinet or cubicle...

We can’t predict your future, but our Magic 8 Balls will take a crack at it. These are the classic toys that have predicted, or refused to predict, major life events of children everywhere since the 1950s, and we’ve...

This Personal Doodle Board is for kids who like to pretend they have appointments. Made like an old-school PDA, but you pull the kitty's head to pull out a steel-tipped stylus and draw on the magnetic screen. Slide the slider on the back to erase...

What fun is a picnic without water balloons? Or any outdoor party on a hot day? These water balloons come with a plastic attachment that screws onto water faucets for easy filling. Our each is a pack of (60) water balloons which will either be blue,...

We’re proud as can be to offer the world’s largest whoopee cushion--twice as big as the original for a nation whose bottom line has doubled since the original cushion was invented nearly 100 years ago. We call that progress. Your cushion, at...

Just stick these 2-3/4" long rubber feet on your fingers and patter away. They’re puppet feet that have lost their puppets, and are super-accurate, with toenails, ankle bones and that little vein on the arch. You get (2) right feet, and (2) left...

Care for a king-sized king of hearts? A jack of huge? Try our 8-1/2" x 11" deck of playing cards. Fun to shuffle and great if you've lost your reading glasses. Just the ticket for teaching a whole class of kids to play blackjack before the annual school...

Meeeeowwww! These 1990's-vintage collectible Catwoman™ plastic finger rings are adjustable for any size and have a 1" dia disk with her masked feline image on it. Primarily hot pink on black. New in the original unopened package of (8) rings, one...

Special for your beginner tootler. Our black or ivory ABS plastic soprano recorder (Our choice) measures 12-5/8" long and includes a plastic carrying case, cleaning rod, and a sheet of fingering instructions.

From the harmonica kings themselves at the Hohner company, comes this 4" long, 3-octave plus, plastic harmonica, in C, the people's key. We'll pick one in an attractive shade of red, green, blue, yellow or whatever color shows up next, and send it in a...

Pop, twist, bend, and repeat! Our pop tubes are the ultimate stress-relieving, boredom-busting sensory sensation. Feeling fidgety? Let the fun begin! From 8" they extend to about 20" and are bendy and flexi! Comes in assorted colors, you'll receive (1)...

Satchel Paige said never look back, something might be gaining on you, but he was a pitcher, not a spy. We recommend checking behind you with these stylish spy sunglasses with rear-view mirrors at the edges of both lenses. The flexible frame means one...

Decidedly clever little gizmo reminiscent of our ever popular tornado tube. It consists of a plastic sleeve into which one screws two empty 2-liter soda bottles. Inserted into the connecting tube are clear plastic "straws", one extending toward the...

Kreepie Krawlies® are smartphone pranks designed to make your phone just a tad more fun. You’ll get a 1-1/2” dia plastic disc with lenticulars that, when scanned with your phone, make distracting insect holograms appear on the back of...

Plastic pliers are just the thing to keep the kiddies out of Dad’s toolbox. Safe, too. These authentic-ish gray slip-joint replicas are 6” long and would also make nice name-card holders for the Mechanic’s Annual Dinner Dance.