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EYEGLASSES BALL CATCH GAME
Our Silliest Toy Ever... And we say that with a history of silly that’s virtually unmatched. You slip on this pair of lens-less glasses with the tiny bucket and ball on a string attached, and try, while looking like a demented chipmunk, to swing...$4.95$4.95 -
CLASSIC WHOOPEE CUSHION 8-1/2"
Makin' Whoopee... is best done with the sacred mother of all novelty items, the original Whoopee Cushion. Marlon Brando owned one. Of course he did, they're both American classics, except the cushion was born in Toronto. Ours is the classic 8" version.$2.95$2.95 -
Joystick Controlled Robotic Arm Kit
Before robots take over completely, it might be a good idea to learn a little about how they work. Start with this Elenco® Joysticks Robotic Arm Kit. After building it, you’ll understand mechanical basics and be able to watch the inner parts...$48.50$48.50 -
STAR TREK KIRK AND SPOCK MAGNET PLAY SET
Like To Play Trek Up? Trekkie-Surpies, you’re gonna love this Star Trek™ Kirk and Spock magnetic wardrobe dress-up kit. We know—you’re welcome! Various uniforms, characters, weapons and tribbles will take your fridge to where no...$14.50$14.50 -
FANTASTIC FINGER PUPPETS IN ASSORTED GHOULISHNESS
Puppet Show for the Rest of Us. These monsters decided to try and improve themselves through genetic manipulation experimentation and mutated into strange new forms. These new, superior monsters have tails, scales, and nails to impale. Each monster...$2.99$2.99 -
WORLD'S SMALLEST BLOWER W/ DUAL POWER
For Really Small Leaves... This USB- or battery-powered leaf blower is purported (by the writing on the package) to be the World’s Smallest Blower. Has an on/off switch and a removeable blower nozzle, and measures 3-1/4" tall x 2-1/2" wide x 6-1/4"...$11.50$11.50 -
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PERIODIC TABLE PUZZLE IN TUBE
Is that a Periodic Puzzle in your Pocket? This puzzle’s in our pocket, and yes, we’re excited to see it. You will be, too, because it will help you finally memorize the symbols for all of the lanthanides and actinides. Imagine a very...$3.00$4.9539% OFF$3.00$4.9539% OFF -
12 PIECE BAG O' ROACHES
You know how every once a while you just need a standard grab bag of a dozen roaches? This is for those times. Our critters are rubber, each approx 2” long, and (9) of them are neon/glow in the dark. The other (3) are good ol’ classic roaches...$2.45$2.45 -
WORLD'S SMALLEST HARMONICA
Little Walter Would Approve... He was born Marion Walter Jacobs, and in his sweet home Chicago he changed the way the harmonica was played. They called him Little Walter, and his blues harps were standard size, but oh, how he would have loved this Little...$4.95$4.95 -
CLASSIC BALL BEARING PUZZLE GAME TWO SIDED
More Steel Ball Fun! Everybody loves those classic handheld steel-ball puzzle games that challenge you to get the balls in the groove or the hole. They’re impossible not to like. When you see one, you give it a go. And then you notice an hour just...$4.95$4.95 -
5" ASSORTED-COLOR KAZOOS
You Kazoo? Us too, but then who doesn’t kazoo? These 5" long classic steel kazoos have 1-1/8” resonators, and come in (16) festive patterns. They come in sealed blind-box packaging so even our warehouse elves don't know which style you'll...$3.95$3.95 -
FLYING BIRD ORNITHOPTER TOYS DAVINCI DESIGN
Flying Bird From France comes this fun mechanical plastic bird that really flies by flapping its wings. Officially known as an ornithopter, it's humbly called Tim by it's friends. It is about 8" long and has a wingspan of 16" tip to tip. Snap the wings...$14.75$14.75 -
REALISTIC 6" PLASTICPLIERS PKG(3)
Plastic pliers are just the thing to keep the kiddies out of Dad’s toolbox. Safe, too. These authentic-ish gray slip-joint replicas are 6” long and would also make nice name-card holders for the Mechanic’s Annual Dinner Dance.$3.25$3.25 -
SWITCHBLADE COMB QUICK EJECTION ACTION 9" LONG
No Haircut, Just A Comb... You can’t cut your hair, or anything, with this switchblade-like device because when the “blade” flips out, West Side Story-like, it’s actually a comb. Measures 9” overall when the comb is out,...$4.75$4.75 -
LIGHT BENDIING 4-1/2" ACRYLIC PRISM
Bend Light For the Memories There's optical science and high school physics, and then there's making pretty colors with this little 4-1/2" x about 1" equilateral acrylic prism. It makes the same rainbows that the beveled edges on the glass in the French...$6.55$6.55 -
DUCK TAPE ASTROLOGY THEMED 1.88" X 10YDS
Duct Tape to the Stars... We use a lot of duct tape around here, and sometimes we get tired of looking at the same old silver stuff. Lately we’ve been using this Duck Tape brand astrology tape, dark blue with yellow constellation designs on it...$2.95$2.95 -
ASSORTED LITTLE RUBBER DUCKS PKG(4) DIFFERENT
No—You’re The One! We’re talking to you, rubber ducky, and all your friends, too. These assorted rubber duckies measure 2-1/4" dia x 1-3/4" tall, and come in a variety of themes, including sports (basketball, baseball, soccer and...$4.95$4.95 -
AIRCONDA INFLATABLE FLYING SNAKE
No need for a bike pump here. The snake-like Airconda is an inflatable tube that soars over 50 feet high after you fill it with air and launch it. To fill, open it up and run with it behind you. When it’s almost full, blow into it like you’re...$1.65$1.65 -
TEDCO CLASSIC METAL GYROSCOPE
Gyroscope... 2" flywheel in a well-made metal frame. The trick is the same as it has been for 100 years. Wind the string through the spindle, pull it firmly to set the flywheel spinning, and perform effortless balancing magic on pencil tips, string...$10.95$10.95 -
GYROSCOPE WRIST/FOREARM EXERCISE BALL
The Science of Exercise... Coolest science exercise toy ever! A (blue) ball is mounted on an axle inside of a (2-3/4") transparent sphere. Start the inner ball whirling with the included string (getting a great laugh out of the poorly translated...$8.95$8.95 -
2-1/4" LONG INFLATABLE TONGUE
Inflatatongue No mother will approve this item, so keep quiet until it arrives. Our 2-1/4" long inflatable tongue has a pacifier-type end that you hold between your teeth. Blow into it and the rather standard-size pink rubber tongue inflates to three...$3.95$3.95 -
6-1/2" TALL CLASSIC NEWTON'S CRADLE
Swingin' Desk Toy Newtonian demonstrator for science teachers. Mindless play for the rest of us. These are shiny, nicely balanced, high-performance examples of the classic Newton's Cradle - a ball on one end of a row of (5)...Starting at $13.95Starting at $13.95 -
SUPER COOL UNICORN POOP SLIME IN FLASK
Unicorn #2... Yes, we mean that #2. For some reason, all of a sudden, we didn’t want to write the word poop. This non-toxic liquid slime comes in a wavy triangular-ish plastic flask and is called Unicorn Poop , and we give it two horns up. Flask is...$2.50$2.50 -
WIND-UP CHATTERING TEETH 2-1/2"
T-t-t-t-toothy Fun THE American classic novelty item (even ahead of the whoopee cushion and rubber vomit, we think) is a set of chattering choppers. Auto-dentures. Invented by Eddy Goldfarb in 1949, a man who made the Toy Industry Hall of Fame ahead of...$4.25$4.25 -
ELENCO SNAP CIRCUITS LED KIT
Let Your Diodes Emit Light! Another great Snap Circuits kit from Elenco®, and another great chance to let the next generation have some fun while learning about electricity. The LED Fun Kit comes with white, red, blue and oscillating red/green/blue...$10.95$10.95 -
BIG BANG BUBBLE BLASTER RECHARGEABLE
Bubbles From The Big Bang... The Big Bang Bubble Blaster (we just said that 10 times!) looks like a giant hairdryer from the ’70s. But it’s way more fun. This fat gun shoots thousands of bubbles, which built-in multi-colored LED lights give a...$29.50$29.50 -
MAGIC ROCK CRYSTAL GROWING SET
Magic Rocks... Geology for those with short attention spans? The original Magic Rocks®, of course! Mix the solution in a jar of water, drop in the pebbles, and watch them grow into a forest of multi-color stalagmites. Growth starts in 10 minutes, is...$6.75$6.75 -
GOLD-FOIL BEN FRANKLIN PLAYING CARDS
Still a dead-man's hand, but much flashier if you're holding these gold-foil playing cards. In a standard playing card size, they shuffle smoothly, have Ben Franklin's image from the hundred-dollar bill on the back, and look like a million bucks,...$5.95$5.95 -
ELENCO BRIC ESSENTIALS 225 PIECE SNAP CIRCUIT
Snap Circuits™ has added Brics, their name for little plastic building blocks that are, luckily, compatible with Lego, those other little, inerlocking plastic building blocks you have. This award-winning 225-piece Bric Essentials set has sheets and...$24.95$24.95 -
REARVIEW SPY GLASSES ASSORTED COLORS
Satchel Paige said never look back, something might be gaining on you, but he was a pitcher, not a spy. We recommend checking behind you with these stylish spy sunglasses with rear-view mirrors at the edges of both lenses. The flexible frame means one...$4.25$4.25 -
PATHFINDERS HYDRAULIC ROBOTIC ARM KIT
Long Arm Of The Law Of Physics... Home robotics, bubeleh. Build a working hydraulic arm with this excellent 66-piece kit from Pathfinders' Simple Machine series. Structure is die-cut plywood and the kit includes tubing, (3) syringes and glue. You'll need...$18.95$18.95 -
WORLD'S SMALLEST WACKY WAVER
Hi, My Name Is Mini Floppy! Meet mini floppy! (AKA wacky waver) You know floppy. You see his larger family members all over the place, promoting sales and events of all kinds. Floppy measures a mini 12" tall, has a battery operated fan in the base, and...$15.95$15.95 -
CLASSIC FLOATING BALL GAME
Imagine the family competitions you could have with this floating ball game. Hours of fun, minutes at a time! The wooden pipe is approx 6” long, and the 1-3/8” Styrofoam balls are yours to levitate through the magic of steady breath and...$5.25$5.25 -
WORLD'S SMALLEST TOOL KIT
Tiny Tools... From our friends at World’s Smallest, here’s another diminutive delight—the World’s Smallest Tool Kit, and it’s fully functional. Red plastic hinged toolbox measures approx 2” x 1-1/2” x...$6.50$6.50 -
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REAL FOSSIL EXCAVATION KIT
The “I Dig It! Fossils” kit was the Oppenheim Toy Portfolio’s Platinum Award winner in 2018, and we think it's still a winner because fossils are really old anyway, and never go out of style. Unlike all the u-dig-’em-up fossil...$8.88$9.9511% OFF$8.88$9.9511% OFF -
WOODEN DA VINCI CATAPULT KIT
Based on drawings from Da Vinci's Codex Atlanticus, this Pathfinders catapult kit uses a pair of bent wooden arms as springs to launch clay balls (included) over (4) meters at enemy fortifications (not included, go make your own enemies). The assembled...$19.95$19.95 -
DABBLE LABS DIY KALEIDOSCOPE KIT
Lucy In The Sky With Acrylic Gemstones Picture yourself on a boat in a river: tangerine trees, marmalade skies, the whole deal. Sound good? Now give that view to a child with the Dabble Lab™ Rainbow Prism Kaleidoscope kit. Lucy wishes she had this...$4.95$4.95 -
AEROMAX 2000 NO-TANGLE PARACHUTE
Introducing the Aeromax 2000. This update of the classic parachute toy has mesh under the canopy instead of lines, so it's tangle-free. Big 20" chute floats the little 3-1/2" tall trooper gently to the ground. In assorted colors, which we'll pick because...$5.25$5.25 -
20 PIECE POLISHED GEMSTONE SET
Add Some Polish To Your Life... Lovely to look at, delightful to make jewelry out of or placed as shiny companions of small plants. Our (20) piece set of polished gemstones can include: Carnelian, Chrysocolla, Aventurine, Hematite, Lapis, Amazonite,...$7.95$7.95 -
DETAILED MINI GARGOYLE 4-PACK
These gray plastic gargoyles, in creepily authentic detail, are great for cathedral models and graveyard dioramas as long as they’re miniature. Figurines measure about 1” tall. You’ll get (4) of them in an attractive 4” x 3”...$8.75$8.75