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REMOTE CONTROL PET RABBIT HOPS AND WIGGLES NOSE
It’s not really a robot, but then again it’s not really a rabbit. From Remote Control Pets, this cute, 6” long, light brown and white furry bunny wiggles its pink nose and hops when a kid presses the single-button remote control...$9.50$9.50 -
Looney Oracle: A Decision Making Toy
Looney Oracle: A Decision Making Toy has the potential to answer all of life’s questions, some with spooky accuracy! You can ask it a yes/no question, or get some cryptic advice, but first you’ll have to answer the Oracle’s questions...$19.95$19.95 -
MARS ADVENTURE PLAY TENT W/ SOUND BUTTON
You're just minutes away from liftoff of your space safari. (Says so right on the box) Camping and exploring the Solar System has never been this much fun. Your space tent will be 43" x 43" x 47" which is spacious enough to have friends over. Works great...$29.50$29.50 -
INFLATABLE CACTUS/FLAMINGO COOLER & RING TOSS GAME
Keep the real-life prickly pears away from this Inflatable Cactus Cooler Ring Toss game. It’s a tub-shaped cooler that looks like an terra cotta pot with a green (duh) cactus growing in it. Tub inflates to approx 18” dia x 9” high. Fill...$4.85$4.85 -
VAMPIRE FANGS FALSE TEETH 16-PIECES
It’s never too early to start thinking about Halloween, at least not around here. This is why we’ve been so obsessed lately with this Vampire Fangs False Teeth Kit from Spooktacular Creations. Includes (3) little bottles of denture glue, (16)...$5.85$5.85 -
EYE POPPIN PEEPER COW STRESS TOY
Moo-ve over, stress! This 3-1/4" quirky cow is here to save the day. Unleash your inner farmer and pop those pesky bug eyes out of this bovine buddy. Perfect for desk warriors, road warriors, or anyone who needs a moment to unwind. Watch as your...$2.95$2.95 -
BOZO WINDMILL PEN, WINDUP WITH BLUE INK
Oh, it’s Bozo! Then again, who else would be on a Bozo the Clown Pen? Features a (4)- blade windmill with Bozo himself on each of the blades. Wind up the propeller and it spins so fast and efficiently it actually throws a little breeze. You can...$2.40$2.40 -
BIZARRE FACTS TRIVA 100 CARDS OF RANDOM FACTS
We bet you can, too, which is exactly why you’ll love this (100)-card set of Bizarre Facts Trivia. It’s a bonanza of random facts! Impress or annoy your friends and family with your ridiculous knowledge of useless information! We’ve...$4.85$4.85 -
GOLD MONEY GUN W/FAKE $1000 BILLS
Freeze—it’s a money gun! This “gun” looks more like the one the fuzz uses to check your speed than the one they keep in their holsters. In metallic gold (what else?) with the words “Money Gun” on the side, it spits out...$19.95$19.95 -
SHARK BABY BITE-SIZED SHARK FINGER PUPPETS
Almost everyone—OK, a good portion of the population—knows that sharks don’t have fingers. This bite-sized, very flexible and expressive shark finger puppet is big enough to fit over your (2) fingers but small enough to pose no threat...$2.85$2.85 -
WORLD'S SMALLEST TOOL KIT
From our friends at World’s Smallest, here’s another diminutive delight—the World’s Smallest Tool Kit, and it’s fully functional. Red plastic hinged toolbox measures approx 2” x 1-1/2” x 1-1/2” with a...$6.50$6.50 -
DIY METAL INTELLIGENT ROBOT BUILDING KIT
This erector-type robot kit has (144) mostly metal pieces, and when your kid puts it together with the included tools and instructions, it’ll stand on its own. Looks really cool—kind of simplistic but also shiny and mysterious, with big red...$9.50$9.50 -
8.5" MINI HAND-PUMP AIR HORN
Compress your own air, then let this emergency air horn rip. Why pay for cans of compressed (it’s air, for Pete’s sake) that will probably be empty when you need them anyway. This 5-1/4” tall x 2-3/16” dia pump mates with a red...$5.95$5.95 -
SOLAR POWERED RADIOMETER
Another oldie but goodie. Approximately 6" tall evacuated clear glass bulb mounted in a black stand, 3" in diameter at the top. A four bladed vane is balanced on a needle inside the sphere. Because opposite surfaces of the vanes are black and white,...Starting at $18.95Starting at $18.95 -
SKY SURFER AIRPLANE LAUNCHER KIT
What’s the worst part of throwing a paper airplane, besides the teacher catching you? Consistently and repeatably launching them! With this 2019 Creative Child Award Product of the Year winner, budding engineers can design, build and...$19.95$19.95 -
ANIMAL FIGURES IN A TUBE, ZOO ANIMALS
It’s not a new channel devoted to captive animals—it’s a fun assortment of (12) plastic zoo animal figurines and (1) tree in a 9” long x 2” dia reusable, clear plastic storage tube with a rope carry handle. Animals have nice...$3.75$3.75 -
SOARING UNICORN W/ TANGLE-FREE RAINBOW PARACHUTE
We think it’s a missed opportunity to not name a Soaring Unicorn, so we call ours Eunice. The mythical creature measures approx 3” x 3” and is attached to a tangle-free rainbow parachute that allows her to float down gently, magically,...$10.95$10.95 -
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5 ASSORTED DOG BUTT MAGNETS PLUS HYDRANT
That's right, canine hindquarters fans, you can now order $14 worth of tail ends for just $7.50. You'll get (5) different pooch posteriors, plus a bonus fire hydrant, all in magnet form, ready to stick on your refrigerator door, making all and sundry...$5.00$7.5033% OFF$5.00$7.5033% OFF -
STAR TREK KIRK AND SPOCK MAGNET PLAY SET
Trekkie-Surpies, you’re gonna love this Star Trek™ Kirk and Spock magnetic wardrobe dress-up kit. We know—you’re welcome! Various uniforms, characters, weapons and tribbles will take your fridge to where no major appliance has...$14.50$14.50 -
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GOLDEN SHRILLING RUBBER CHICKEN
This goldenesque rubber chicken can talk! Actually, squawk. Known as the Shrilling Chicken, it’s 11” long, in chicken-skin goldish color, complete with goose bumps, a squish me tag and don't forget the gaping mouth. Squeeze it for hours of...$8.95$10.9518% OFF$8.95$10.9518% OFF -
RECHARGEABLE RGB DISCO LIGHT WRIST BAND
Nothing says disco like a bracelet that pulses different-colored LED lights in time with a solid four-on-the-floor beat (and many other sounds). A sort of geodesic dome, in clear plastic, 1” wide x 3/4” tall on a 2” square base, the...$6.25$6.25 -
UNICORN FRIENDS DOUBLE SIDED COLORING PUZZLE
This 10” x 7-1/2” Unicorn Friends wooden jigsaw puzzle has (24) large pieces (each 2” x 2”) and comes in an 11-1/2” x 8-1/2” wooden frame. The color-printed puzzle image on (1) side features a smiling princess playing...$12.95$12.95 -
METAL CONSTRUCTION HELICOPTER KIT 117 PIECE
You thought we were going to say hell. Heck no, this colorful, (117)-piece erector-style helicopter set must have come down from heaven. Has (2) criss-crossing rotor blades on top, (2) rotors at the end of the tail, landing skids and a slim cockpit hat...$9.50$9.50 -
PEG HOPPER WOOD GAME INTELLIGENCE TESTER
Please send her our best if you run into her. Meanwhile, check out this wooden Peg Hopper game/intelligence tester. Funny how it has the same name as our old friend. It’s a game designed to test the limits of your mind—kind of like our...$2.95$2.95 -
CRAFTY GOOGLY EYES ASSORTED SIZES BLACK OR MULTI
We’re making them right at you—so you can make something googly and goofy with them. Bags come in assorted sizes, and colors of pupil and is just as jiggly as a good googly eye should be. You already know what to do with them.$1.95$1.95 -
LIGHT UP ASSORTED COLORED YO-YO
Yo, you might look at this classic yo-yo, which measures a little over 2" dia and think, yeah, it’s a classic yo-yo—nothing special. But then you might look further and notice that it lights up! Move over, kid—let an old pro show you...$1.95$1.95 -
GOTH CAT FIGURES, PACK OF (2) DIFFERENT
Remember that Squeeze song? We have no idea what it meant, but these Goth Cats seem cool, too cool for you and your rules. They’re kind of like real cats in that way. The plastic cats measure 2-1/2" to 2-3/4" tall and come in (4) different styles...$9.90$9.90 -
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EYE PYRMID NECKLACE 3/4" TRIANGLE ASST COLOR EYES
We can’t think of any reason you wouldn’t want an Eye of Providence hanging from a 7” long black necklace cord around your neck. The chrome pyramid (actually, it’s a triangle) stands 1” tall, and the eye comes in assorted...$0.75$1.9562% OFF$0.75$1.9562% OFF -
MINI HOBERMAN SPHERE EXPANDING GADGET
The Hoberman Mini multi-colored sphere expands and contracts with a magical motion so fluid and simple. Kids can’t help but play with it for hours. (And adults too!) A master of illusion, the sphere can be thrown, bounced, kicked, spun, rolled or...$19.95$19.95 -
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SICK SCIENCE Tornado Tube Vortex Kit
This is your classic dual-threaded connector tube to link a pair of plastic bottles together, demonstrate tornado action and learn once and for all about the fluid dynamics concept of a vortex. In an homage to Dorothy in Kansas, this connector tube also...$1.50$3.9562% OFF$1.50$3.9562% OFF -
PROFESSOR TABLETOP BASEBALL PINBALL GAME
You love the classics, and Professor Puzzle brings them together in this handheld tabletop baseball pinball game. Measures 10" x 5" with a spring-loaded ball launcher and wheels that spin and bounce the (5) plastic balls around, sending them in the...$5.95$5.95 -
PLASTIC GOLF BALLS WHITE W/HOLES PKG-24
If not, you shouldn't be playing with them in the backyard. Save the real balls for the golf course, and work on your stroke with these classic practice balls—the ones with a bunch of holes in them, like whiffle balls. You'll get a 24-pack of...$5.75$5.75 -
WOODEN HINGED SQUIRREL 6" TALL
Say hello to some of the coolest toys we’ve seen in a while. These lacquered wooden beauties are multi-segmented, flexible and wiggleable, and just as beautiful as they are fun to play with. You pick: the 6" tall squirrel with the (7) hinged body...Starting at $5.95Starting at $5.95 -
DO YOU SUDOKU PUZZLE GAME 110 PUZZLES
Surpie sudokuers, rejoice and sudokufy! These (110) double-sided Sudoku puzzle cards measures 4-3/4” x 3-1/2” each and have difficulty ratings of mild, hot and spicy. Just don’t eat chicken wings while you’re solving puzzles...$2.95$2.95 -
5 LB BAG OF ASSORTED GLASS MARBLES 500 PER BAG
Glass marbles...all of them are glass! Yipee! 500 marbles in assorted colors. Some bags will be all the same designs, some bags will be very assorted. Here is the catch, we choose. Hey, what do you want for $25 bucks? 500 per bag, which is about 5Lbs...$24.50$24.50 -
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YOGI MARIONNETTE WOODEN PUSH PUPPET
For all you Surpies who like the idea of yoga but don’t want to do it yourself, your ship has come in! We have a 6" tall, all-wooden marionette push puppet that’s hinged at all the major joints, which means it’s probably good for...$3.90$6.9544% OFF$3.90$6.9544% OFF -
SWITCHBLADE COMB QUICK EJECTION ACTION 9" LONG
You can’t cut your hair, or anything, with this switchblade-like device because when the “blade” flips out, West Side Story-like, it’s actually a comb. Measures 9” overall when the comb is out, 4-1/2” when folded...$4.75$4.75 -
EYEGLASSES BALL CATCH GAME
And we say that with a history of silly that’s virtually unmatched. You slip on this pair of lens-less glasses with the tiny bucket and ball on a string attached, and try, while looking like a demented chipmunk, to swing the little ball on its cord...$4.95$4.95 -
5" TO 8" LONG SELENITE SPECIMEN WAND
These here selenite wands are quite the specimens. You know selenite? It’s a variety of gypsum, and it’s mighty purdy and crystal-ish. You’ll get a wand of it, somewhere in the 5” to 8” long range, and maybe about a...$3.50$3.50 -
TRIPLE GLOBE 15 MINUTE SAND TIMER BLUE SAND
Gosh, we haven’t watched our stories in ages. Anybody know what Luke and Laura are up to? Let us know. Meanwhile, check out these awesome sand timers! We can’t really call them hourglass timers because they have (3) teardrop-ish clear glass...Starting at $9.95Starting at $9.95