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GOLD PLASTIC OSCARESQUE STATUE/AWARD
Direct from the American Academy of Cheesy Fake Acting Awards, we present our genuine faux Oscar-esque hollow plastic statuette with authentic ersatz gold plating, for the best supporting player in your life. Stands 9-1/4" tall on a 3" dia base. Why?...$3.25$3.25 -
GOLDEN SHRILLING RUBBER CHICKEN
This goldenesque rubber chicken can talk! Actually, squawk. Known as the Shrilling Chicken, it’s 11” long, in chicken-skin goldish color, complete with goose bumps, a squish me tag and don't forget the gaping mouth. Squeeze it for hours of...$10.95$10.95 -
CLASSIC STEEL JAW HARP
Plunk your magic twanger and call yourself froggy. This 3-5/8" long steel jaw harp, or mouth harp, is technically a plucked idiophone, but don't say that in Nashville. Includes playing instructions. Pay no attention to that vibration in your head.$7.95$7.95 -
REAL FOSSIL EXCAVATION KIT
The “I Dig It! Fossils” kit was the Oppenheim Toy Portfolio’s Platinum Award winner in 2018, and we think it's still a winner because fossils are really old anyway, and never go out of style. Unlike all the u-dig-’em-up fossil...$9.95$9.95 -
FALLING WATER LIQUID GLASS THINKING PUTTY IN TIN
It’s called Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty® because while you do whatever you want with it, your brain relaxes and opens up to all kinds of creative thinking. Need it? Yes. And you can also knead it. Or bounce it, bend it, tear it, stretch it,...Starting at $14.95Starting at $14.95 -
METAL WOODPECKER TOY ROCKS AND PECKS W/POLE
Behold our version of the gravity-fed sliding woodpecker. Ours is a 1-3/4" standard black woodpecker, not counting his cute red plume, slowly pecking his way down a 16-1/2" tall metal rod. His super-rapid, lifelike pecking action is strangely compelling...$4.95$4.95 -
CLASSIC 20" RUBBER CHICKEN
You may well have wondered where the boneless chicken breasts in your local supermarket come from. The answer is from boneless chickens. And we have some life sized rubber models of the birds to prove it. Modeled from life, they are shown plucked and as...$10.95$10.95 -
5" ASSORTED-COLOR KAZOOS
Us too, but then who doesn’t kazoo? These 5" long classic steel kazoos have 1-1/8” resonators, and you'll get (1) out of a possible (16) festive patterns. They come in sealed blind-box packaging so even our warehouse elves don't know which...$3.95$3.95 -
GOLD-FOIL BEN FRANKLIN PLAYING CARDS
Still a dead-man's hand, but much flashier if you're holding these gold-foil playing cards. In a standard playing card size, they shuffle smoothly, have Ben Franklin's image from the hundred-dollar bill on the back, and look like a million bucks,...$5.95$5.95 -
SLIDE WHISTLE 6-7/8" PLASTIC/STEEL
Or the Swanee whistle. Whatever you call it, this little slide whistle (just consider it the smallest trombone in the universe) has an outsized musical history. No elevator has ever fallen in a cartoon without its accompaniment, and no jug band is...$4.25$4.25 -
MARBLES, BAG OF 25, CAT'S EYE
If so, don’t worry. We have pouches full of ’em, all made in Mexico, where marbles come from. You pick from (6) varieties: the themed sets that include: (1) 25mm shooter and (24) 16mm player marbles, either in Cat's Eye (transparent with...Starting at $4.50Starting at $4.50 -
IRON PYRITE (FOOL'S GOLD) CHUNK, APPROX LD
You would be a fool to pass up this deal. These nice sized chunks of Iron Pyrite, aka fools gold, are about 1" so you'll feel like you hit the mother-load! Size is approximate so yours maybe a little smaller or larger. Bury some in your child's sandbox,...$3.50$3.50 -
MOTHMAN HARD RUBBER FIGURINE
Introducing Mothman, the mysterious and hairy winged creature purported to appear in West Virginia skies before tragic events occur. He's described by genuine eyewitnesses as man-sized with glowing red eyes and feathery antennae. Our version is in hard...$10.95$10.95 -
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CLASSIC GAG HAND-HELD JOY BUZZER
The original Joy Buzzer was called the Joke Buzzer (1932 U.S. patent #1845735, Soren Adams) and it replaced the more dangerous Zapper, which is lost to time, more's the pity. Our standard wind-up model is a 1-3/8" dia circle of perennial vibrating fun,...$4.50$5.9524% OFF$4.50$5.9524% OFFQty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$4.50$5.9524% OFFSubtotal: -
14-IN-1 SOLAR ROBOT KIT 14 DIFFERENT PROJECTS
Start your children on the path to learning the basic concepts of solar tech. This multi-bot STEM education solar kit includes a 1.5V solar cell, a small DC motor and gearbox and a boatload of parts that will let you make (14) different comical and...$34.95$34.95 -
HI-SCORE PINBALL GAME WITH BB'S
You could be, and you don’t even need electricity. These extremely old-school pinball games use just (6) little steel balls and gravity, which is pretty much everywhere, as we’ve discovered. Measure 9-7/8" x 5-1/4" under clear plastic with a...Starting at $9.95Starting at $9.95 -
6-PACK ORANGE BEER PONG BALLS
This sleeve of (6) orange table tennis-like balls is actually labeled for the campus-inspired game that involves some of the things associated with Ping-Pong, but not the net or paddles. You don’t even really need the green table, come to think of...$1.95$1.95 -
LEGO CHAIN REACTION KINETIC KIT
Make a whole bunch of fun and instructive Lego® machines/chain reaction models like marble runs and mousetraps involving ramps, buckets, funnels balances and much more. Comes with (33) Lego® elements, (6) Lego® balls, a dozen paper props, and...$29.95$29.95 -
MAGNETIC RATTLESNAKE EGG "SINGING"
Or singing suppositories. The pair is very magnetic, whatever they are. The 1-3/4" long prolate spheroids look like highly polished black hematites. Hold them an inch apart in your palm, toss 'em into the air and listen to them make a sound like the...$2.00$2.00 -
LITTLE ASTRONAUTS CARD GAME
Some kids are too young to know when and when not to draw to an inside straight, but at least you can introduce them important skills with this Little Astronauts (70)-card set. For 2-5 players, the game is designed to provide kids with experiences in...$10.95$10.95 -
ELENCO MECH5 ROBOT STEM KIT
From Elenco®, than whom nobody is cleverer, this MECH5 kit--a STEM kit--will make (5) robots, all of which use a mechanical coding wheel instead of software. They perform tasks, including forward, back 45 or 90 degrees, left or right turns, and...$39.95$39.95 -
BIG BANG BUBBLE BLASTER RECHARGEABLE
The Big Bang Bubble Blaster (we just said that 10 times!) looks like a giant hairdryer from the ’70s. But it’s way more fun. This fat gun shoots thousands of bubbles, which built-in multi-colored LED lights give a magical tint to as they sail...$29.50$29.50 -
CLASSIC SEA MONKEYS AQUARIUM KIT
Yes, we have The Amazing Live Sea Monkey® aquarium kit, just like the ones from the comic books. The (9) piece ocean zoo includes brine shrimp eggs, growth food, water purifier, plus an official plastic feeding spoon, 32-page handbook, life insurance...$15.95$15.95 -
3D MINI BRICK SHARK PUZZLE
Good news—our 3D Pixel Puzzle™ has just increased by (3)! Funny how that worked out. Each Level 2 difficulty puzzle is made of small mini bricks and comes in a box that’s 5-3/4” x 4” x 1-3/4”...Starting at $4.50Starting at $4.50 -
BEGINNER CHEMISTRY SET THAMES AND KOSMOS C1000
This is the new, improved, bigger and better CHEM C1000 beginner chemistry set from Thames & Kosmos. Follow Professor Probenius, the world's most distinguished cartoon chemistry professor, through the 80-page manual while he provides safety advice and...$59.95$59.95 -
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107-PIECE ZIVKO STEM ROBOT KIT
Zivko the Robot. Just call it “Zivko” because “the Robot” is it’s last name. Using just a screwdriver and side cutters, you build Zivko from this 107-piece S.T.E.M. kit. Set the mode for “Follow Me” or...$42.15$46.9510% OFF$42.15$46.9510% OFF -
UH OH... EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS IN A TIN
Emergency underpants in a can. Says it all, doesn't it? Quite stretchable in a Tyvekish white fabric, "one pair fits most adults." They're hip-hugger, semi-bikini, translucent type drawers, so despite the smiling man wearing them and a red bow-tie on the...$4.95$4.95 -
COLOR-CHANGING MOOD RINGS PKG(3)
Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear, when people could gauge your mood just by looking at your fingers. Our mood rings are tasteful, simple metal bands with mood-indicating stuff on the outside. We'll send you a trio from our bins of...$7.75$7.75Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$7.75Subtotal: -
WATER-POWERED AQUAZONE ROCKETS
If Werner Von Braun had used these, London would have just gotten wet. Have some good clean fun with this Hydrotech "Aquazone" rocket set. You get (2) 5-3/4" tall water rockets and (1) 8-3/4" rocket, plus (2) filling funnels and a piston pump for power...$15.95$15.95 -
FREDDIE MERCURY 8" NOVENA CANDLE
We’re not sure how the clergy feel about them, but for us, these novena candles featuring “secular saints" walk the line nicely between the sacred and satirical. Maybe they cross it but go ahead, cast the first stone...Starting at $12.65Starting at $12.65 -
BLUE OYSTER MUSHROOM GROWING KIT
Care to grow your own oyster mushrooms and then eat them, too? Yeah, we knew we could lure you in. Made in Michigan, each Oyster Mushroom Growing Kit contains a syringe filled with 5ml of mushroom culture, growing instructions, a growth observation log...Starting at $20.95Starting at $20.95 -
4" STRETCHABLE PINK PIG
Toysmith®, purveyors of everything squishy, named this 4" long stretchable pig “Pulled Pork” and we have to tip our hats to them. We’d have been proud to come up with that name ourselves. This pink little piggy with cute eyes and...$6.95$6.95 -
ROLLER COASTER ENGINEERING KIT
This amazing STEM kit from Thames & Kosmos explores physics in a fun, visual way that’s like a day in the park—the amusement park. Kids design and build working roller coaster models, and conduct hands-on physics experiments to learn about...$49.95$49.95 -
5" TALL DETAILED YETI FIGURE
Also known as the “Abominable Snowman”, our 5" x 4-1/2" wide Yeti is a legendary creature from the folklore of the Himalayan region. Often described as an ape-like creature with white fur, the legend of the Yeti has long endured in the colder...$9.75$9.75 -
ASSORTED COLOR BEAD BRACELETS PKG(5)
You can never have enough bracelets—everyone knows that—and we’re happy to add to your collection. We’ve got assorted bead bracelets in purple, green and bronze-ish brown, and all you have to do is say the word. We’ll pick...$7.50$7.50 -
GINORMOUS GROWING FLAMINGO IN EGG
Even if you're not a female flamingo yourself, you can still hatch an adorable hot pink flamingo. You’ll get an equally hot pink, 4-1/4" egg, which you immerse in water and wait a couple-three days while it hatches and grows to 8”+ tall. But...$6.50$6.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$6.50Subtotal: -
7-PIECE GEMSTONE SPECIMEN SET
These (7) small gemstones--quartz crystal, amethyst, tiger’s eye, sodalite, aventurine, orange calcite and jasper--are approx 1/2” to 1” and will serve as either geologic specimens, jewelry-making supplies, or help in restoring your...$5.75$5.75 -
WIND-UP WALKING PUMPKIN - HALLOWEEN
Halloween's not complete without a pumpkin race! These wind-up walking pumpkins are the perfect way to add some spooky fun to your party. Just wind them up and watch them waddle their way across the finish line. It's a hilarious and festive activity...$0.99$0.99 -
LEGO GADGETS KIT, 58-PIECE WITH MANUAL
This Lego® set from Klutz has (58) pieces, including gear wheels, bricks, axles and connectors to build (11) gadgets, including a claw, catapult, assorted vehicles, robots, a fan and a hand-held blender thingy. Includes a 78-page manual with...$24.99$24.99 -
WOODEN BALLISTA KIT 10-5/8" X 7-1/8" PRECUT
Eschew plastic models. Go ahead, we won’t tell. And then try these nostalgic wooden kits from Pathfinders Design & Technology. All pre-cut pieces, held together only by wooden pegs, they each take about an hour to build. You...Starting at $18.95Starting at $18.95