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31-PIECE TRAVEL SEWING KIT
Or go ahead and sew them on your underwear—it’s none of our business! This very slick (31)-piece sewing kit from Living Solutions™ comes in a hard-plastic travel case, 8” x 2-1/2" x 1-1/2” (like an eyeglasses case), and...$5.75$5.75 -
SCIENCE ATOM SHOWER CURTAIN W/RINGS
These shower curtains from Riverbend Designs aren’t exactly meteoric, but they’re definitely scientific and spacey! Made of quick-drying polyester, with (10) included hooks, these standard-size curtains, 71” x...Starting at $10.95Starting at $10.95 -
STAINLESS TURKEY SHAPED COOKIE CUTTER
A turkey for you, a turkey for me, everybody needs some turkey to be what you want to be... Just made that up. How about a 7" x 8" stainless cookie cutter shaped like...you guessed it, a turkey. Now gobble gobble.$5.75$5.75 -
MOLD FARM PRANK GIFT BOX
Not your amateurish gag boxes, but 4-color genuine-looking boxes like you find at all your Big-Box stores, with graphics, marketing copy, testimonials and instructions. You pick the amusingly disturbing Earwax Candle Kit, the mind bending 12,000 piece...Starting at $6.50Starting at $6.50 -
TELESCOPIC HAND-SHAPED JUMBO FLY SWATTER
There are no flies on him, our British Uncle Rupert used to say about our cousin Roger. That’s because Roger never went anywhere without a colorful plastic fly swatter like this one, 6” x 7” and hand-shaped, which was perfect for him...$3.95$3.95 -
FARPOINT VERSA FLEX RECHARGEABLE FLIP LANTERN
Ye Olde Lantern is a great name for a medieval tavern and inn, but ye olde lanterns have sort of run their course as lighting implements. This modern take on the classic light fixture of yore by Farpoint® is called the Versa Flex® Flip Lantern +...$15.95$15.95 -
HEAT-REACTIVE PIRATE MUG
This is one of those heat-morphing mugs that start off one way and end up another after you pour your favorite hot beverage into them. We can’t get enough of them, and this (12)-oz’er from Kikkerland® is particularly cool, starting out...$8.95$8.95 -
FAUX-LEATHER BRIMMED PAINTER'S CAP
We’re loving these super-stylish caps shaped sort of like a painter’s cap, an old-time paper boy’s hat, or the cap Castro wore. Made of canvas with a sewn-in elastic band in back, (2) studded crosses on the left front, and a short faux...$7.50$7.50 -
GHOST LIGHTS WITH STAKES
Get ready to scare up some fun with these ghostly garden stakes! These LED-powered ghosts will flash in a variety of colors, adding a spooky glow to your yard. With easy-to-use ground stakes, you can adjust their height to create the perfect haunted...$9.50$9.50 -
WORLD'S SMALLEST WACKY WAVER
Meet mini floppy! (AKA wacky waver) You know floppy. You see his larger family members all over the place, promoting sales and events of all kinds. Floppy measures a mini 12" tall, has a battery operated fan in the base, and operates on a single 9-volt...$15.95$15.95 -
5-HEAD CLASSIC LASER POINTER IN CASE
We can never seem to find just the right communication aid when planning military campaigns, signaling for help or playing with kitties. This 3” laser pointer is perfect for all that and more, and since it’s also a keychain, it’s always...$5.95$5.95 -
12 PIECE BAG O' ROACHES
You know how every once a while you just need a standard grab bag of a dozen roaches? This is for those times. Our critters are rubber, each approx 2” long, and (9) of them are neon/glow in the dark. The other (3) are good ol’ classic roaches...$2.45$2.45 -
4-PACK PLUG-IN ULTRASONIC PEST REPELLERS
Critter beware! The best thing about these Ultrasonic Pest Reject critter repellers? You just plug them in and let them work their magic. You’ll get (4) of them, each offering 850-1300 square feet of protection (or 80-120 square meters if your bugs...$12.50$12.50 -
MEGA STRETCH EARTHWORM
At least that’s what someone told us in junior high. And now we can do it again with this giant rubber earthworm that’s 1" wide at its plumpest x 15" long. Unlike our worm in junior high, this one stretches to more than 7 feet! Don’t...$6.45$6.45 -
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CABINET, JEWELRY, ARMOIRE, DUAL DOOR
This ain't your grandma's dusty armoire. This sleek, grey, (with a hint of blue) double door wooden wonder boasts 22 interior cup hooks, ready to tame your wildest bauble collection. Think of it as a five-star resort for your jewels - no more sleeping on...$109.95$119.508% OFF$109.95$119.508% OFF -
RAPICLIP 8" T-SHAPED GARDEN LABELS
The plants aren’t going to name themselves. These Tall “T” Labels from RapiClip® are for your garden, so you don’t forget what you planted, or what you named the plants. Labels are white, generally T-shaped and 8” tall...$2.95$2.95 -
WATERMELON TRINKET BOXES NESTED 3-PACK a
Ah, there’s nothing like an old-timey box, except old-timey boxes inside other old-timey boxes. These (2) sets of nesting boxes are cardboard with fabric exteriors and a red checkerboard pattern inlaid with a black checkerboard on top. Just like...Starting at $1.95Starting at $1.95 -
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UNICORN-SHAPED INFINITY LIGHT
These are called Infinity Lights because they give the illusion, using LEDs and a mirror, that the space you’re looking into goes on forever. Have LED strips inside and measures approx 6” x 7-3/4” x 2-3/4” deep. Pretty cool, we...$5.50$7.9531% OFF$5.50$7.9531% OFF -
DETAILED MINI GARGOYLE 4-PACK
These gray plastic gargoyles, in creepily authentic detail, are great for cathedral models and graveyard dioramas as long as they’re miniature. Figurines measure about 1” tall. You’ll get (4) of them in an attractive 4” x 3”...$8.75$8.75 -
30 SECOND DIGITAL ORAL THERMOMETER
Standard digital thermometers for people never go out of style. Place this one under the tongue or armpit (or you know where else…eeyeww), and you’ll get a quick, Fahrenheit or Celsius digital read-out. Beeps when it’s ready and has...$3.95$3.95 -
FRENCH GENDARMERIE NATIONALE POLICE HELMET
This is the helmet the French national police (Gendarmerie Nationale) once wore, and we have a bunch of them in great condition with matching, high-quality, comfortable liners. They’re similar to French M51 military pot helmets, and despite the...$49.50$49.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$49.50Subtotal: -
1980S-ERA SWISS MILITARY PUMP
If there are two things the Swiss military knows, it’s knives and pumps. Here’s a manual water pump—used and surplus, which means it’s authentic, and collectible. Has a 20” long x 1-7/32” silver metal body,...$69.50$69.50 -
COLLAPSIBLE STORAGE UTILITY BASKET
Our most stylish trash bin, this 8” dia beauty is made of black polyester over springy wire. To store it, simply push it down and secure (2) hook’n’loop straps, making it about 1/2” high. When you’re ready to use it again,...$3.25$3.25 -
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60 SECOND SALAD MAKER(TM) 2-PACK
And dicer and strainer. Call it the salad monkey, your very own sous chef. The (2)-piece plastic 60 Second Salad Maker™ set has a 6” dia x 3-1/2” deep bowl with slats for a knife, and locks onto a plastic cutting board. Fill it with...$9.95$14.9533% OFF$9.95$14.9533% OFF -
KIDS AVENGER (tm) AND STAR WARS (tm) SOCKS
Question: What should I stuff in my kid's Christmas stocking? It’ll be a teaching moment—you can explain the meta-ness of socks in a sock. These are especially nice socks for kids ages 4-6, or anyone with little feet, and you’ll get (9)...$9.50$9.50 -
BABY-NAIL CLIPPER WITH 5X MAGNIFYER
And does that baby have baby fingers and baby toes with tiny baby fingernails and tiny baby toenails? And do you buy that old grandmas' tale that you should chew them off so the baby doesn't scratch his or her baby skin? Really—go ask any old...$2.95$2.95 -
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32 OUNCE BOROSILICATE GLASS WATER BOTTLE
Some people settle for any old water bottle, but Surpies demand the best, which is why we got our hands on the best water bottle in the world. Holds 32 oz, and made of borosilicate glass, not that flint junk, so it’s healthier for you. We...$13.95$16.5015% OFF$13.95$16.5015% OFF -
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PORTABLE TENNIS TRAINER SET
How’s your racket these days? Don’t answer that—no way of knowing who’s listening. Uh, how’s your tennis game? Could be better, you say? Try this Tennis Trainer set with (2) balls, a weight and elastic string (approx 18 feet...$6.35$9.5033% OFF$6.35$9.5033% OFF -
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BLACK IMITATION FUR PILLBOX HAT
But genuine faux fur, not your ersatz faux fur. This acrylic pillbox hat is just like the ones Audrey Hepburn wore, but really fuzzy. In a shiny minkish black, it's labeled one-size-fits-all, but it's on the small side, although slightly stretchy. Pat's...$1.99$7.5073% OFF$1.99$7.5073% OFF -
NYLON STRAP EASY LEG LIFTER STRAP
Go on, lift one, with some assistance from the Easy Leg Lifter. This blue nylon/polyester strap, 43” long x 1” wide, is designed specifically to help folks get a leg up—up onto a bed, up into a wheelchair, or up into a car. Simply...$3.75$3.75 -
MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS MAGNET SET
And now for something completely different. Yes, Python fans—this is actual Monty Python’s Flying Circus merch! Our collection of magnetic animated characters from the iconic TV show will turn your refrigerator, desk, file cabinet or cubicle...$14.50$14.50 -
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500-LUMEN FLEXI SOLAR RECHARGEABLE MOTION LIGHT
We’ve got the mother of all Farpoint® motion lights, and it happens to be the sister of our ever-popular Casablanca-esque garage light. At 500 lumens, its beautifully bright, with (52) SMD LED lights on (3) panels that throw a 270-degree beam...$17.50$21.7520% OFF$17.50$21.7520% OFF -
HAWK-N-SHOP BAMBOO CHARCOAL AIR PURIFYING BAGS
Bamboo and charcoal aren’t just for tiki bars and barbecues anymore. You’ve got smells—we all do—and these odor- and moisture-absorbing bamboo charcoal air purifying bags will eat them up. You’ll get (4) non-toxic, kid- and...$12.50$12.50 -
CANVAS MECHANICS TOOL BAG, 11" X 7"
Or bag something else in this olive drab unwashed 100% cotton canvas mechanics tool bag with webbing carry handles. Bag measures 11" x 7" x 6" with a zippered middle compartment, which is wide open with (8) interior side sleeves to hold pencils, tire...$24.00$24.00 -
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PEEL AND STICK DRY ERASE USA MAP
Keep track of where you’ve been, figure out where you’re going, or teach someone where someplace is with this dry erase, peel and stick, removable classic USA wall map. From The Peel People™, the 12” x 18” map is durable,...Starting at $5.00$7.50Starting at $5.00$7.50 -
SET OF 252 REUSABLE 1" X 2" LETTER/NUMBER STICKERS
This pack of (252) black peel and stick letters, numbers and symbols is from, wait for it, The Peel People®. Characters are from 1” to 2” tall and are ”everywhere safe,” removable without residue, and reusable. Perfect for...$4.75$4.75 -
24-PACK ROSE GOLD DRINKING STRAWS
The only thing able to fancy-up a drink quicker than a fancy straw is some oddly shaped ice, and we don’t sell ice, not even the regular-shaped kind. We do, however, have these shiny, rose gold-finish decorative straws from Cakewalk™. Measure...$1.00$1.00 -
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MINI COLORED DECORATIVE CLOTHESPINS
We can think of things that are cuter than miniature decorative clothespins, but not many. Our mini clothespins are from Cakewalk™ and you’ll get a package of (20), each approx 2” tall x 1/4” wide, in (4) colors: light blue,...$0.99$2.9566% OFF$0.99$2.9566% OFF -
GALVANIZED METAL POTS AND TRAY SET
This is such a nice little set of (3) galvanized metal pots with a matching tray that we’re sure it’ll galvanize some Surpies into growing plants. A pair of the pots measure 4-1/4" tall with a 4" square x 7/8" lip and a 3" square body...$8.95$8.95 -
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CLASSIC MEDIEVAL GARGOYLE, 3" TALL
We think this guy is both! This classically designed plastic gargoyle won’t be directing rain away from your building, but it sure will do a great job of guarding your desk, bookcase or nightstand. Looking like it was carved or cast, it's grey with...$10.00$11.5013% OFF$10.00$11.5013% OFF