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Home and Garden

Home and Garden

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  • TELESCOPIC HAND-SHAPED JUMBO FLY SWATTER TELESCOPIC HAND-SHAPED JUMBO FLY SWATTER

    Fly, Fly Away!
    TELESCOPIC HAND-SHAPED JUMBO FLY SWATTER

    There are no flies on him, our British Uncle Rupert used to say about our cousin Roger. That’s because Roger never went anywhere without a colorful plastic fly swatter like this one, 6” x 7” and hand-shaped, which was perfect for him...
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  • FARPOINT VERSA FLEX RECHARGEABLE FLIP LANTERN FARPOINT VERSA FLEX RECHARGEABLE FLIP LANTERN

    Ye Newe Lantern...
    FARPOINT VERSA FLEX RECHARGEABLE FLIP LANTERN

    Ye Olde Lantern is a great name for a medieval tavern and inn, but ye olde lanterns have sort of run their course as lighting implements. This modern take on the classic light fixture of yore by Farpoint® is called the Versa Flex® Flip Lantern +...
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  • HEAT-REACTIVE PIRATE MUG HEAT-REACTIVE PIRATE MUG

    Drink Your Treasure
    HEAT-REACTIVE PIRATE MUG

    This is one of those heat-morphing mugs that start off one way and end up another after you pour your favorite hot beverage into them. We can’t get enough of them, and this (12)-oz’er from Kikkerland® is particularly cool, starting out...
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  • FAUX-LEATHER BRIMMED PAINTER'S CAP FAUX-LEATHER BRIMMED PAINTER'S CAP

    Style Up Your Dome
    FAUX-LEATHER BRIMMED PAINTER'S CAP

    We’re loving these super-stylish caps shaped sort of like a painter’s cap, an old-time paper boy’s hat, or the cap Castro wore. Made of canvas with a sewn-in elastic band in back, (2) studded crosses on the left front, and a short faux...
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  • GHOST LIGHTS WITH STAKES GHOST LIGHTS WITH STAKES

    The Haunted Garden Stakes
    GHOST LIGHTS WITH STAKES

    Get ready to scare up some fun with these ghostly garden stakes! These LED-powered ghosts will flash in a variety of colors, adding a spooky glow to your yard. With easy-to-use ground stakes, you can adjust their height to create the perfect haunted...
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  • WORLD'S SMALLEST WACKY WAVER WORLD'S SMALLEST WACKY WAVER

    Hi, My Name Is Mini Floppy!
    WORLD'S SMALLEST WACKY WAVER

    Meet mini floppy! (AKA wacky waver) You know floppy. You see his larger family members all over the place, promoting sales and events of all kinds. Floppy measures a mini 12" tall, has a battery operated fan in the base, and operates on a single 9-volt...
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  • 12 PIECE BAG O' ROACHES 12 PIECE BAG O' ROACHES

    Roaches... Get Yer Roaches!
    12 PIECE BAG O' ROACHES

    You know how every once a while you just need a standard grab bag of a dozen roaches? This is for those times. Our critters are rubber, each approx 2” long, and (9) of them are neon/glow in the dark. The other (3) are good ol’ classic roaches...
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  • 4-PACK PLUG-IN ULTRASONIC PEST REPELLERS 4-PACK PLUG-IN ULTRASONIC PEST REPELLERS

    REPELL RODENTS REGULARLY
    4-PACK PLUG-IN ULTRASONIC PEST REPELLERS

    Critter beware! The best thing about these Ultrasonic Pest Reject critter repellers? You just plug them in and let them work their magic. You’ll get (4) of them, each offering 850-1300 square feet of protection (or 80-120 square meters if your bugs...
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  • MEGA STRETCH EARTHWORM MEGA STRETCH EARTHWORM

    Oh. Go Tug On A Worm!
    MEGA STRETCH EARTHWORM

    At least that’s what someone told us in junior high. And now we can do it again with this giant rubber earthworm that’s 1" wide at its plumpest x 15" long. Unlike our worm in junior high, this one stretches to more than 7 feet! Don’t...
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    CABINET, JEWELRY, ARMOIRE, DUAL DOOR CABINET, JEWELRY, ARMOIRE, DUAL DOOR

    Five Star Resort for Jewelry...
    CABINET, JEWELRY, ARMOIRE, DUAL DOOR

    This ain't your grandma's dusty armoire. This sleek, grey, (with a hint of blue) double door wooden wonder boasts 22 interior cup hooks, ready to tame your wildest bauble collection. Think of it as a five-star resort for your jewels - no more sleeping on...
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  • RAPICLIP 8" T-SHAPED GARDEN LABELS RAPICLIP 8" T-SHAPED GARDEN LABELS

    LET THE LABELS SPEAK
    RAPICLIP 8" T-SHAPED GARDEN LABELS

    The plants aren’t going to name themselves. These Tall “T” Labels from RapiClip® are for your garden, so you don’t forget what you planted, or what you named the plants. Labels are white, generally T-shaped and 8” tall...
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  • WATERMELON TRINKET BOXES NESTED 3-PACK a WATERMELON TRINKET BOXES NESTED 3-PACK a

    Trinket Boxes, Just Like Grandma's
    WATERMELON TRINKET BOXES NESTED 3-PACK a

    Ah, there’s nothing like an old-timey box, except old-timey boxes inside other old-timey boxes. These (2) sets of nesting boxes are cardboard with fabric exteriors and a red checkerboard pattern inlaid with a black checkerboard on top. Just like...
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  • DETAILED MINI GARGOYLE 4-PACK DETAILED MINI GARGOYLE 4-PACK

    For Cathedrals, Graveyards
    DETAILED MINI GARGOYLE 4-PACK

    These gray plastic gargoyles, in creepily authentic detail, are great for cathedral models and graveyard dioramas as long as they’re miniature. Figurines measure about 1” tall. You’ll get (4) of them in an attractive 4” x 3”...
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  • 30 SECOND DIGITAL ORAL THERMOMETER 30 SECOND DIGITAL ORAL THERMOMETER

    You Runnin' Hot?
    30 SECOND DIGITAL ORAL THERMOMETER

    Standard digital thermometers for people never go out of style. Place this one under the tongue or armpit (or you know where else…eeyeww), and you’ll get a quick, Fahrenheit or Celsius digital read-out. Beeps when it’s ready and has...
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  • 1980S-ERA SWISS MILITARY PUMP 1980S-ERA SWISS MILITARY PUMP

    This Will Pomp You Op!
    1980S-ERA SWISS MILITARY PUMP

    If there are two things the Swiss military knows, it’s knives and pumps. Here’s a manual water pump—used and surplus, which means it’s authentic, and collectible. Has a 20” long x 1-7/32” silver metal body,...
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  • KIDS AVENGER (tm) AND STAR WARS (tm) SOCKS KIDS AVENGER (tm) AND STAR WARS (tm) SOCKS

    Answer: Put A Sock In It
    KIDS AVENGER (tm) AND STAR WARS (tm) SOCKS

    Question: What should I stuff in my kid's Christmas stocking? It’ll be a teaching moment—you can explain the meta-ness of socks in a sock. These are especially nice socks for kids ages 4-6, or anyone with little feet, and you’ll get (9)...
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  • BABY-NAIL CLIPPER WITH 5X MAGNIFYER BABY-NAIL CLIPPER WITH 5X MAGNIFYER

    Got A Baby?
    BABY-NAIL CLIPPER WITH 5X MAGNIFYER

    And does that baby have baby fingers and baby toes with tiny baby fingernails and tiny baby toenails? And do you buy that old grandmas' tale that you should chew them off so the baby doesn't scratch his or her baby skin? Really—go ask any old...
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    32 OUNCE BOROSILICATE GLASS WATER BOTTLE 32 OUNCE BOROSILICATE GLASS WATER BOTTLE

    World Best Beverage Bottle!
    32 OUNCE BOROSILICATE GLASS WATER BOTTLE

    Some people settle for any old water bottle, but Surpies demand the best, which is why we got our hands on the best water bottle in the world. Holds 32 oz, and made of borosilicate glass, not that flint junk, so it’s healthier for you. We...
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    BLACK IMITATION FUR PILLBOX HAT BLACK IMITATION FUR PILLBOX HAT

    Fun Faux Fur
    BLACK IMITATION FUR PILLBOX HAT

    But genuine faux fur, not your ersatz faux fur. This acrylic pillbox hat is just like the ones Audrey Hepburn wore, but really fuzzy. In a shiny minkish black, it's labeled one-size-fits-all, but it's on the small side, although slightly stretchy. Pat's...
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  • NYLON STRAP EASY LEG LIFTER STRAP NYLON STRAP EASY LEG LIFTER STRAP

    Lift-A-Leg
    NYLON STRAP EASY LEG LIFTER STRAP

    Go on, lift one, with some assistance from the Easy Leg Lifter. This blue nylon/polyester strap, 43” long x 1” wide, is designed specifically to help folks get a leg up—up onto a bed, up into a wheelchair, or up into a car. Simply...
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  • MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS MAGNET SET MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS MAGNET SET

    Which One Is Monty?
    MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS MAGNET SET

    And now for something completely different. Yes, Python fans—this is actual Monty Python’s Flying Circus merch! Our collection of magnetic animated characters from the iconic TV show will turn your refrigerator, desk, file cabinet or cubicle...
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  • 500-LUMEN FLEXI SOLAR RECHARGEABLE MOTION LIGHT 500-LUMEN FLEXI SOLAR RECHARGEABLE MOTION LIGHT

    Our First Sister Light...
    500-LUMEN FLEXI SOLAR RECHARGEABLE MOTION LIGHT

    We’ve got the mother of all Farpoint® motion lights, and it happens to be the sister of our ever-popular Casablanca-esque garage light. At 500 lumens, its beautifully bright, with (52) SMD LED lights on (3) panels that throw a 270-degree beam...
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  • CANVAS MECHANICS TOOL BAG, 11" X 7" CANVAS MECHANICS TOOL BAG, 11" X 7"

    Bag Your Tools
    CANVAS MECHANICS TOOL BAG, 11" X 7"

    Or bag something else in this olive drab unwashed 100% cotton canvas mechanics tool bag with webbing carry handles. Bag measures 11" x 7" x 6" with a zippered middle compartment, which is wide open with (8) interior side sleeves to hold pencils, tire...
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    PEEL AND STICK DRY ERASE USA MAP PEEL AND STICK DRY ERASE USA MAP

    Map It
    PEEL AND STICK DRY ERASE USA MAP

    Keep track of where you’ve been, figure out where you’re going, or teach someone where someplace is with this dry erase, peel and stick, removable classic USA wall map. From The Peel People™, the 12” x 18” map is durable,...
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  • SET OF 252 REUSABLE 1" X 2" LETTER/NUMBER STICKERS SET OF 252 REUSABLE 1" X 2" LETTER/NUMBER STICKERS

    Peel & Stick. Repeat.
    SET OF 252 REUSABLE 1" X 2" LETTER/NUMBER STICKERS

    This pack of (252) black peel and stick letters, numbers and symbols is from, wait for it, The Peel People®. Characters are from 1” to 2” tall and are ”everywhere safe,” removable without residue, and reusable. Perfect for...
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  • 24-PACK ROSE GOLD DRINKING STRAWS 24-PACK ROSE GOLD DRINKING STRAWS

    Fancy-Up Your Drinks
    24-PACK ROSE GOLD DRINKING STRAWS

    The only thing able to fancy-up a drink quicker than a fancy straw is some oddly shaped ice, and we don’t sell ice, not even the regular-shaped kind. We do, however, have these shiny, rose gold-finish decorative straws from Cakewalk™. Measure...
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    MINI COLORED DECORATIVE CLOTHESPINS MINI COLORED DECORATIVE CLOTHESPINS

    Lil’ Laundry
    MINI COLORED DECORATIVE CLOTHESPINS

    We can think of things that are cuter than miniature decorative clothespins, but not many. Our mini clothespins are from Cakewalk™ and you’ll get a package of (20), each approx 2” tall x 1/4” wide, in (4) colors: light blue,...
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  • GALVANIZED METAL POTS AND TRAY SET GALVANIZED METAL POTS AND TRAY SET

    Galvanized And Galvanizing
    GALVANIZED METAL POTS AND TRAY SET

    This is such a nice little set of (3) galvanized metal pots with a matching tray that we’re sure it’ll galvanize some Surpies into growing plants. A pair of the pots measure 4-1/4" tall with a 4" square x 7/8" lip and a 3" square body...
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    CLASSIC MEDIEVAL GARGOYLE, 3" TALL CLASSIC MEDIEVAL GARGOYLE, 3" TALL

    Cute or Grotesque?
    CLASSIC MEDIEVAL GARGOYLE, 3" TALL

    We think this guy is both! This classically designed plastic gargoyle won’t be directing rain away from your building, but it sure will do a great job of guarding your desk, bookcase or nightstand. Looking like it was carved or cast, it's grey with...
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    12" TALL POLYRESIN ZEBRA BUST 12" TALL POLYRESIN ZEBRA BUST

    Zebra, Busted
    12" TALL POLYRESIN ZEBRA BUST

    Admit it, you’ve been searching for a really nice zebra head. Our polyresin bust is 12" tall overall, with a 9-3/4” x 9-1/2” head on a black stand that is 4-1/2” dia x 1-1/2” high. The zebra has a black nose, and stripes in...
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  • JUVO SMALL MOTOR SKILLS PLATE RIM JUVO SMALL MOTOR SKILLS PLATE RIM

    Plate Rim
    JUVO SMALL MOTOR SKILLS PLATE RIM

    Another item from JUVO® , specialists in products for people with restricted range of motion or small motor skills. This adjustable white plastic rim helps a person fill a spoon by pushing against it. The rim also keeps the food on the plate. Snaps...
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  • JUVO EXTRA LONG ERGONOMIC HAIRBRUSH JUVO EXTRA LONG ERGONOMIC HAIRBRUSH

    Long Brush From JUVO®
    JUVO EXTRA LONG ERGONOMIC HAIRBRUSH

    From JUVO®, the company that specializes in products for people with restricted range of motion or compromised motor skills, this extra-long ergonomic hairbrush measures 15-1/2" long with a 4-1/4" x 1-3/4" head with plastic bristles. The padded grip...
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  • RAILROAD CROSSING MODEL WITH SOUND RAILROAD CROSSING MODEL WITH SOUND

    I Hear The Train A-Comin'
    RAILROAD CROSSING MODEL WITH SOUND

    And you will, too, without even going to Folsom Prison, if you get this authentic-looking railroad crossing light. Has a flashing mode, and a light and sound option that includes locomotive noises that Pat called “awesome.” (He's a train guy...
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    2-PACK RECHARGEABLE 300 LUMEN FLASHLIGHTS 2-PACK RECHARGEABLE 300 LUMEN FLASHLIGHTS

    TALK ABOUT A DYNAMIC DYNAMITE DUO!
    2-PACK RECHARGEABLE 300 LUMEN FLASHLIGHTS

    It’s easy with this pair of focusable, 3-mode mini-flashlights. Slide to focus the beam on both, or push the bottom button to switch from max power to strobe to 300-lumen COB LED floodlight from the side. Each runs 5 hours on an included...
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    ORANGE HELIO NIGHTLIGHT PROJECTOR ORANGE HELIO NIGHTLIGHT PROJECTOR

    The Teacher On The Ceiling
    ORANGE HELIO NIGHTLIGHT PROJECTOR

    What do you get when you cross a primary-grade teacher with a nightlight? The Helio—and no, it’s not a joke. It’s an LED projector that lulls kids asleep with pictures of the solar system, animal facts, marine...
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  • TOUCAN IN A BOAT STATUETTE TOUCAN IN A BOAT STATUETTE

    Toucan...
    TOUCAN IN A BOAT STATUETTE

    ...play this game. And so can you. Put a touch of tropical whimsy on your mantel with this laid-back toucan resting in a banana boat. Imagine a cross between Sam, the Froot Loops pitchbird, and Jimmy Buffet wasting away on his day off. Made from the...
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  • 4-PACK REUSABLE COLLAPSIBLE SILICONE STRAWS 4-PACK REUSABLE COLLAPSIBLE SILICONE STRAWS

    You Drew The Short Straw...
    4-PACK REUSABLE COLLAPSIBLE SILICONE STRAWS

    But that’s a very good thing in this case. These collapsible, reusable, BPA-free, food-grade silicone straws are approx 9-3/4” long, but fold up to fit into a 1-3/4” x 2-3/4” carrying pod with a carabiner. Attach it to your keys,...
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  • 4" DIAMETER WIRELESS CHARGER CELL PHONE 4" DIAMETER WIRELESS CHARGER CELL PHONE

    Lay Down And Recharge
    4" DIAMETER WIRELESS CHARGER CELL PHONE

    Not you, your phone. This little wireless Qi charging disc measures 4” dia and has an comforting LED indicator light. Includes a 3-foot USB to mini-USB to connect to a PC or adapter and outputs 5W, 7.5W and 10W, auto sensing. Manufacturer says it...
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  • RECHARGEABLE 300-LUM COB LED FLASHLIGHT RECHARGEABLE 300-LUM COB LED FLASHLIGHT

    Part Flash, Part Night
    RECHARGEABLE 300-LUM COB LED FLASHLIGHT

    This rechargeable COB LED flashlight sits in a charging base that plugs right into the wall and earns its keep as a nightlight. Flashlight has adjustable slide focus, hi/lo/off switch, and powerful disk magnets on the bottom for solid contact when...
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  • PLASTIC FACE SHIELD WITH ELASTIC HEADBAND PLASTIC FACE SHIELD WITH ELASTIC HEADBAND

    Shield Your Face!
    PLASTIC FACE SHIELD WITH ELASTIC HEADBAND

    You’ve seen them all over but our Face Shield Isolation Protective Masks are good for so much more than sneeze guards! Why? Because they keep solid, flying debris from banging against your face, and all manner of splatters and splotches from...
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